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Jeffrey Dahmer
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Best Poker Screen Names
      #11311991 - 07/21/07 12:57 PM

Thought this would be interesting, best ones I have seen are:

ipokerindace
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Jeffrey Dahmer]
      #11312005 - 07/21/07 12:58 PM

you're correct, tight_fish was not funny.

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Jeffrey Dahmer
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Jeffrey Dahmer]
      #11312011 - 07/21/07 12:59 PM

Quote:

Thought this would be interesting, best ones I have seen are:

ipokerindace
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Jeffrey Dahmer]
      #11312055 - 07/21/07 01:03 PM

I like:
Religion_LOL
NH_4Me2PoopOn (with dog avatar)


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pokerchap
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: fsoyars]
      #11312059 - 07/21/07 01:04 PM

i like Pokers Rigged

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: pokerchap]
      #11312130 - 07/21/07 01:12 PM

lolblackpeople

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Triptanes]
      #11312165 - 07/21/07 01:15 PM

Quote:

lolblackpeople




if that's for real that's [censored] hilarious

and by hilarious i mean racist

Edited by fsoyars (07/21/07 01:45 PM)


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payoff wizard
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: fsoyars]
      #11312248 - 07/21/07 01:25 PM

OMGOMGicumonurface

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Drop a Deuce
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: payoff wizard]
      #11312278 - 07/21/07 01:28 PM

Slave pwner

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Drop a Deuce]
      #11312372 - 07/21/07 01:39 PM



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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: pwalsh21]
      #11312411 - 07/21/07 01:44 PM

Quote:





haha


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Hattifnatt]
      #11312531 - 07/21/07 01:59 PM

i always thought muckemsayuhhh was pretty funny

i saw one the other day was that like gomuckurself or muckusomethin i got a chuckle


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Hattifnatt]
      #11312555 - 07/21/07 02:01 PM


PfOaKcEeR

^ I played him in a HU SNG, awesome name ^


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: pwalsh21]
      #11312649 - 07/21/07 02:10 PM

Quote:





BRILLIANT!


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Rainclouds]
      #11312736 - 07/21/07 02:20 PM

Uncle Tom with an image similar to



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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Rainclouds]
      #11312755 - 07/21/07 02:23 PM

Muck Fichigan

I live in MI - so especially funny to me.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: fozzy71]
      #11312762 - 07/21/07 02:24 PM

wewaise with a picture of elmer fudd.

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: payoff wizard]
      #11312764 - 07/21/07 02:24 PM

Quote:

OMGOMGicumonurface




classic


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AHoboOnFire
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: fozzy71]
      #11312769 - 07/21/07 02:24 PM

retardatthezoo

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Jeffrey Dahmer]
      #11312837 - 07/21/07 02:31 PM

lol slavery

bukkakelvr99


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: jstill]
      #11312867 - 07/21/07 02:34 PM

Quote:

i always thought muckemsayuhhh was pretty funny

i saw one the other day was that like gomuckurself or muckusomethin i got a chuckle




muckmehard is one on ftp


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: saucyspade19]
      #11312891 - 07/21/07 02:37 PM

ilovemennohomo3
muckemsayduh


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: PJo336]
      #11312898 - 07/21/07 02:38 PM

fckvwls

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Bad Beat Maker
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: wazz]
      #11313062 - 07/21/07 02:57 PM

Bad Beat Maker ftw

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: fsoyars]
      #11313152 - 07/21/07 03:08 PM

Quote:


NH_4Me2PoopOn (with dog avatar)




that's awesome.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Fermion5]
      #11313241 - 07/21/07 03:16 PM

cumdumpster

and what about 'therapist' cos he always sticks it in bad

Edited by asa (07/21/07 03:16 PM)


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jmill2511
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Fermion5]
      #11313254 - 07/21/07 03:18 PM

B4IFURU18

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Cat
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Fermion5]
      #11313266 - 07/21/07 03:20 PM

I like FourKingAcehole on Stars, especially as I've read somewhere that it's Sam Grizzle, which makes it too perfect for words

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Cat]
      #11313279 - 07/21/07 03:22 PM

LiquorNPoker

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Cat]
      #11313283 - 07/21/07 03:22 PM

i have a winnar on my hands....far left



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Jeffrey Dahmer
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: jmill2511]
      #11313286 - 07/21/07 03:22 PM

Quote:

B4IFURU18




This might just win.


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ACChan
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Cat]
      #11313287 - 07/21/07 03:22 PM

wasnt here som1 who had BIGBLACKDICK or somthing like that???

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TheHC
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Fermion5]
      #11313308 - 07/21/07 03:25 PM

Iveyisanig

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: PJo336]
      #11313342 - 07/21/07 03:29 PM

Quote:

i have a winnar on my hands....far left






I lol'd hard.


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Jeffrey Dahmer
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: danish]
      #11313356 - 07/21/07 03:32 PM

Quote:

Quote:

i have a winnar on my hands....far left







So obvious he edited it.
I lol'd hard.




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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: danish]
      #11313376 - 07/21/07 03:33 PM

AFrickenKneeGrow on party made me laugh

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Vince.
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: danish]
      #11313386 - 07/21/07 03:34 PM

Quote:

Quote:

i have a winnar on my hands....far left






I lol'd hard.






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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Jeffrey Dahmer]
      #11313392 - 07/21/07 03:34 PM

he was just at my table, the guy at the top wants him banned lol

tbone pablo: hey come on SUPPORT
tbone pablo: SUPPORT
Dealer: tbone pablo has 15 seconds left
to act
gschultz83 (Observer): actually i bet eh
would
tbone pablo: get this guy off the site
man


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RunDownHouse
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: PJo336]
      #11313464 - 07/21/07 03:41 PM

CashIsClay because it has layers like an onion.

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cts
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: RunDownHouse]
      #11313526 - 07/21/07 03:47 PM

I think the original _lol one was "womensrights_lol", that one always had me cracking up.

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tvta
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: cts]
      #11313536 - 07/21/07 03:48 PM

where do you get those skins. i havnet been able to find anything.

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: jmill2511]
      #11313865 - 07/21/07 04:15 PM

Quote:

B4IFURU18




Gold, Jerry.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: cts]
      #11313907 - 07/21/07 04:19 PM

Quote:

I think the original _lol one was "womensrights_lol", that one always had me cracking up.



I thought KLJ's slavery_lol was the first one. The 20k hands/day marathon man deserves props.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: tvta]
      #11313912 - 07/21/07 04:20 PM

wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: tvta]
      #11314027 - 07/21/07 04:35 PM

Quote:

where do you get those skins. i havnet been able to find anything.




FTP Mods Wiki Page

2+2 THread


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: playallday]
      #11314138 - 07/21/07 04:47 PM

Quote:

wtf is with the race fixation?



And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"


becasue it's funny

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: 88jayhawks]
      #11314241 - 07/21/07 04:56 PM

Best ones I've seen are Chris Moneytaker on FTP and NormnDrabble on Absolute.

Pisses me off that I didn't think of "4me2poopon" first.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: playallday]
      #11314279 - 07/21/07 05:00 PM

Quote:

wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"





haha are you 43 or something/.?


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: jmill2511]
      #11314297 - 07/21/07 05:02 PM

Quote:

B4IFURU18




This is a friend of mine here in Florida. Actually haven't spoke to him in a while. :\


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Bad Beat Maker]
      #11314314 - 07/21/07 05:04 PM

Back in the Party days, I always laughed at AvgSizedPenis. He was a pretty solid player 2

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: gman06]
      #11314415 - 07/21/07 05:14 PM

It's not that hilarious, but my new favorite regular at NL50 is "fka9to5"

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nycballer
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Jeffrey Dahmer]
      #11314498 - 07/21/07 05:22 PM

PulDaTrigNig
Slaves4Sale

both from party


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: playallday]
      #11314526 - 07/21/07 05:25 PM

Quote:

wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"




Get back to your retirement home nit


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: ImsaKidd]
      #11314563 - 07/21/07 05:29 PM

First time I saw "OMGClayAiken" I laughed my ass off... then I realized he was sitting at 200/400 and I stopped laughing.

Also someone mentioned "OMGPokar!!" in another thread but that SN is only funny if he types "OMGPokar!!" every time he wins/loses a big pot.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: pokerchap]
      #11314627 - 07/21/07 05:36 PM

Quote:

i like Pokers Rigged





Omg, are you that shortstacker at FT 1/2?


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Nielsio]
      #11314651 - 07/21/07 05:38 PM

I_BUTTSEX_U

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: pwalsh21]
      #11314915 - 07/21/07 06:03 PM

Quote:






Lol winner.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Berky]
      #11314960 - 07/21/07 06:09 PM

Quote:

Quote:






Lol winner.




I'm amazed no one's come up with a comparable Jerry Yang screen name gimmick yet. Any ideas?


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: ImsaKidd]
      #11315102 - 07/21/07 06:25 PM

Quote:

Quote:

wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"




Get back to your retirement home nit




HILARIOUS, cause you know, only old people like their jokes to actually be funny!

"LOL, he said hang black people! FUNNY!!11"

I mean, dang, politically incorrect jokes can be friggin' hilarious... but here's a tip, just for you, kid.

If you don't require there to be a joke around the slur for it be funny... then you're just an idiot.


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Passaman
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: TurdFerguson]
      #11315267 - 07/21/07 06:45 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:






Lol winner.





I'm amazed no one's come up with a comparable Jerry Yang screen name gimmick yet. Any ideas?




IWillGlorifyYou


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stan ivey
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: playallday]
      #11315295 - 07/21/07 06:48 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"




Get back to your retirement home nit




HILARIOUS, cause you know, only old people like their jokes to actually be funny!

"LOL, he said hang black people! FUNNY!!11"

I mean, dang, politically incorrect jokes can be friggin' hilarious... but here's a tip, just for you, kid.

If you don't require there to be a joke around the slur for it be funny... then you're just an idiot.




its called black humor


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bizzym00
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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: stan ivey]
      #11315300 - 07/21/07 06:49 PM

Religion_LOL

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: bizzym00]
      #11315383 - 07/21/07 06:58 PM

ROFL_Copter...images of Homer Simpson running in circles on the floor....wtf

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: gobby888]
      #11315433 - 07/21/07 07:04 PM

"WP NH FU"

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: TheWunderkind]
      #11315467 - 07/21/07 07:07 PM

longbigdick

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: TheWunderkind]
      #11315469 - 07/21/07 07:07 PM

cumonmyface

iloveskat


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: GSykes]
      #11315534 - 07/21/07 07:14 PM

Quote:



iloveskat




propably means i love skat> skat is a card game


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: TheWunderkind]
      #11315552 - 07/21/07 07:16 PM

sorry meant SCAT

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: stan ivey]
      #11315689 - 07/21/07 07:28 PM

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wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"




Get back to your retirement home nit




HILARIOUS, cause you know, only old people like their jokes to actually be funny!

"LOL, he said hang black people! FUNNY!!11"

I mean, dang, politically incorrect jokes can be friggin' hilarious... but here's a tip, just for you, kid.

If you don't require there to be a joke around the slur for it be funny... then you're just an idiot.




its called black humor




No, it isn't. Not without the humor part.

Add the joke and it's black humor, without it it's just idiocy.

There are a few legitimately funny names here, but the vast majority would only be funny to an underdeveloped middle school kid.

I'm a huge fan of Lenny Bruce, and Redd Foxx, et al.

But you know as well as I do that most of the stuff in here is NOT being laughed at ironically.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: playallday]
      #11315708 - 07/21/07 07:31 PM

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Quote:

Quote:

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wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"




Get back to your retirement home nit




HILARIOUS, cause you know, only old people like their jokes to actually be funny!

"LOL, he said hang black people! FUNNY!!11"

I mean, dang, politically incorrect jokes can be friggin' hilarious... but here's a tip, just for you, kid.

If you don't require there to be a joke around the slur for it be funny... then you're just an idiot.




its called black humor




No, it isn't. Not without the humor part.

Add the joke and it's black humor, without it it's just idiocy.

There are a few legitimately funny names here, but the vast majority would only be funny to an underdeveloped middle school kid.

I'm a huge fan of Lenny Bruce, and Redd Foxx, et al.

But you know as well as I do that most of the stuff in here is NOT being laughed at ironically.




Stereotypes are funny DUCY?


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: playallday]
      #11315711 - 07/21/07 07:31 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"




Get back to your retirement home nit




HILARIOUS, cause you know, only old people like their jokes to actually be funny!

"LOL, he said hang black people! FUNNY!!11"

I mean, dang, politically incorrect jokes can be friggin' hilarious... but here's a tip, just for you, kid.

If you don't require there to be a joke around the slur for it be funny... then you're just an idiot.




its called black humor




No, it isn't. Not without the humor part.

Add the joke and it's black humor, without it it's just idiocy.

There are a few legitimately funny names here, but the vast majority would only be funny to an underdeveloped middle school kid.

I'm a huge fan of Lenny Bruce, and Redd Foxx, et al.

But you know as well as I do that most of the stuff in here is NOT being laughed at ironically.




wow that flew right above your head didnt it


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: stan ivey]
      #11315766 - 07/21/07 07:36 PM

bodog is quite literally the palace of good display pictures.

It's always either a girl, a baby or what I call 'brilliance'.

The best example of this I have found so far:



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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Jeffrey Dahmer]
      #11315847 - 07/21/07 07:44 PM

Quote:

Quote:

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i have a winnar on my hands....far left







So obvious he edited it.
I lol'd hard.






the one on the far left is the worst, most of the others are good too.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: catcher193]
      #11315885 - 07/21/07 07:49 PM

I always thought cts' nick was pretty cool

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: silvermark]
      #11315972 - 07/21/07 08:00 PM

my name on fulltilt is thepenisblue.

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: silvermark]
      #11315985 - 07/21/07 08:02 PM

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I always thought cts' nick was pretty cool




wtf ban


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: CaseS87]
      #11315999 - 07/21/07 08:03 PM

requesting the pokerstars stevie wonder - the big blind jpeg.

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Vince.]
      #11316070 - 07/21/07 08:11 PM

Quote:











bwaaahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: ntrik]
      #11316142 - 07/21/07 08:19 PM

JackTheChipper

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: pktsfullofhope]
      #11316182 - 07/21/07 08:23 PM

BakeJewAt450

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: mmbt0ne]
      #11316222 - 07/21/07 08:27 PM

lol_poor people

UPay4MyCONDOMS

both on FTP i think, both always crack me up


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: fsoyars]
      #11316241 - 07/21/07 08:29 PM

Quote:

I like:
Religion_LOL





ty


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: obiedman]
      #11316416 - 07/21/07 08:47 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I like:
Religion_LOL





ty




that's you? your name pwns


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: fsoyars]
      #11316516 - 07/21/07 08:59 PM

no love

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Bavid Denyamine]
      #11316606 - 07/21/07 09:10 PM

Guy on UB named MikeHunt.

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Berky]
      #11316680 - 07/21/07 09:21 PM

Quote:

Quote:






Lol winner.




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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: wulfpacker21]
      #11316771 - 07/21/07 09:32 PM

asian@heart

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: mbillie1]
      #11316794 - 07/21/07 09:34 PM

Quote:

lol_poor people

UPay4MyCONDOMS

both on FTP i think, both always crack me up




makes me all warm inside to think that i started this obviously awesome trend.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: fsuplayer]
      #11317262 - 07/21/07 10:32 PM

in the _lol trend i saw September_11_LOL once on party

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: fsuplayer]
      #11317320 - 07/21/07 10:39 PM

i really like ThirdWorld_Lol, dunno why

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: mmbt0ne]
      #11317390 - 07/21/07 10:47 PM

Quote:

BakeJewAt450




Rofltastic. We need to get him heads up with howard some how.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: nath]
      #11317397 - 07/21/07 10:49 PM

Quote:

in the _lol trend i saw September_11_LOL once on party



pretty disturbing


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: nycballer]
      #11317399 - 07/21/07 10:49 PM

I_Cheat

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: bkholdem]
      #11317443 - 07/21/07 10:55 PM

IDropDeuces

FishinAintEasy


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: fsuplayer]
      #11317458 - 07/21/07 10:56 PM

Quote:

Quote:

lol_poor people

UPay4MyCONDOMS

both on FTP i think, both always crack me up




makes me all warm inside to think that i started this obviously awesome trend.





are you UPay4MyCONDOMS?


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Nielsio]
      #11317466 - 07/21/07 10:58 PM

Quote:

Quote:

i like Pokers Rigged





Omg, are you that shortstacker at FT 1/2?



yea that's him


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: mbillie1]
      #11317476 - 07/21/07 10:58 PM

I am surprised nobody has mentioned NAMBLAGAMBLA pretty much the best black humor screen name hands down. if you are into that kind of thing.


I think sponger claimed this account, but i am not sure.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: threeonefour]
      #11317767 - 07/21/07 11:28 PM

Deepincider

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Pokeraddict]
      #11319008 - 07/22/07 01:28 AM

My new fav on FT

MikeVicksPuppy


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: gman06]
      #11319170 - 07/22/07 01:48 AM

Empiremaker3

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Teh1337zor]
      #11319467 - 07/22/07 02:33 AM

I always thought my RoflcopterPilot name was pretty awesome.

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Teh1337zor]
      #11319505 - 07/22/07 02:40 AM

Dealer: yourmomsuxmeup has 15 seconds left to act

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Ramon Scott]
      #11319550 - 07/22/07 02:48 AM

arrr in

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Tsunami11]
      #11319645 - 07/22/07 03:10 AM

Aids_Pwns_Fags

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: ImWeakTight@UCLA]
      #11319655 - 07/22/07 03:11 AM

MinRaiseMonster

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: creative]
      #11319769 - 07/22/07 03:27 AM

magicnegr0, as is "Barrack, the"

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Tsunami11]
      #11319841 - 07/22/07 03:38 AM

Quote:

arrr in




yeah i've seen this name around i thinks its so funny


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: bills427]
      #11319901 - 07/22/07 03:47 AM

TimDonaghy

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: playallday]
      #11320247 - 07/22/07 04:57 AM

Quote:

wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"




A big part of the humor, and i'm not going to spell out the whole thing here, is having blatantly racist screennames on the sites that pride themselves so much in trying to be wholesome. They'll censor every 'bad' and 'offensive' word and even go as far as banning chat if you say 'f**k' too many times, but you can have a name like 'Race_WAR_kill_all_the_Neegrows' and because there are no first level obscenities it will get by undetected.

In this regard, ironically enough, it actually is very Lenny Bruce-esque in that often Lenny wasn't actually funny, he was just saying things that were taboo. There are parts to the humor as well, you're just not looking at the big picture.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: stan ivey]
      #11320272 - 07/22/07 05:00 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"




Get back to your retirement home nit




HILARIOUS, cause you know, only old people like their jokes to actually be funny!

"LOL, he said hang black people! FUNNY!!11"

I mean, dang, politically incorrect jokes can be friggin' hilarious... but here's a tip, just for you, kid.

If you don't require there to be a joke around the slur for it be funny... then you're just an idiot.




its called black humor




lolol i c what u did there


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Chump Change]
      #11320329 - 07/22/07 05:15 AM

Stars: Hugh G Rection

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Chump Change]
      #11320451 - 07/22/07 05:39 AM

Quote:

Quote:

wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"




A big part of the humor, and i'm not going to spell out the whole thing here, is having blatantly racist screennames on the sites that pride themselves so much in trying to be wholesome. They'll censor every 'bad' and 'offensive' word and even go as far as banning chat if you say 'f**k' too many times, but you can have a name like 'Race_WAR_kill_all_the_Neegrows' and because there are no first level obscenities it will get by undetected.

In this regard, ironically enough, it actually is very Lenny Bruce-esque in that often Lenny wasn't actually funny, he was just saying things that were taboo. There are parts to the humor as well, you're just not looking at the big picture.




Hey, thank you very much for the reply. What you say makes sense to a large part, and I can appreciate it.

My only problem with what you're saying is that I don't think some/most of the people participating in the "joke" understand it.

Meaning, I am totally willing to accept that there are many people operating on the level you suggest, a level not only non-racist, but sitting above racism, laughing at it.

I totally buy that. That was Lenny Bruce.

But I think many others, maybe MOST others, that play this game are not operating on that level... they think the racism and bigotry jokes are funny not because of irony, but because of the racism and bigotry itself.

Maybe it's not interesting to most, but I see so much of this sort of self-entitled bigotry on the internet these days, especially among this demographic, that it bothers me enough to say something.

I do appreciate the background on the underlying joke, though. That makes feel better about some of it... not all, but some of it.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: ImWeakTight@UCLA]
      #11320579 - 07/22/07 06:15 AM

Quote:

Aids_Pwns_Fags




lol


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: payoff wizard]
      #11320717 - 07/22/07 06:44 AM

Quote:

OMGOMGicumonurface





i can image this guy calling AP support.


"screen name please"

"spell that please"


mydogisgay made me laugh while on AP

Edited by TheHip41 (07/22/07 06:56 AM)


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: TheHip41]
      #11320780 - 07/22/07 06:58 AM

witchypoo

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: TheHip41]
      #11320823 - 07/22/07 07:07 AM

IIRC, the owner of this sn was on party and started a thread in bbv because he had to change it.

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Jigsaws]
      #11320837 - 07/22/07 07:10 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I think the original _lol one was "womensrights_lol", that one always had me cracking up.



I thought KLJ's slavery_lol was the first one. The 20k hands/day marathon man deserves props.




sweet thanks

i miss that screenname , got banned after 5 months (lol)


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: playallday]
      #11320923 - 07/22/07 07:30 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

wtf is with the race fixation?

And junior high school-level bigotry aside, does anyone actually think the majority of these listed in this thread are actually funny? Like, "omigod he said cumdumpster lol!!11 he's exactly like Lenny Bruce, LMAO!"




A big part of the humor, and i'm not going to spell out the whole thing here, is having blatantly racist screennames on the sites that pride themselves so much in trying to be wholesome. They'll censor every 'bad' and 'offensive' word and even go as far as banning chat if you say 'f**k' too many times, but you can have a name like 'Race_WAR_kill_all_the_Neegrows' and because there are no first level obscenities it will get by undetected.

In this regard, ironically enough, it actually is very Lenny Bruce-esque in that often Lenny wasn't actually funny, he was just saying things that were taboo. There are parts to the humor as well, you're just not looking at the big picture.




Hey, thank you very much for the reply. What you say makes sense to a large part, and I can appreciate it.

My only problem with what you're saying is that I don't think some/most of the people participating in the "joke" understand it.

Meaning, I am totally willing to accept that there are many people operating on the level you suggest, a level not only non-racist, but sitting above racism, laughing at it.

I totally buy that. That was Lenny Bruce.

But I think many others, maybe MOST others, that play this game are not operating on that level... they think the racism and bigotry jokes are funny not because of irony, but because of the racism and bigotry itself.

Maybe it's not interesting to most, but I see so much of this sort of self-entitled bigotry on the internet these days, especially among this demographic, that it bothers me enough to say something.

I do appreciate the background on the underlying joke, though. That makes feel better about some of it... not all, but some of it.





See, I dig it, and I was the 'bad guy' in another thread recently, where I was calling out some people for saying some ignorant things. This was the thread about 'LIL_Holdem' wearing the diamond grill in his mouth.

So believe me I know where you're coming from but i'd bet quite a bit on the fact that the great majority of 2p2 is smarter than the average bear and is operating on the level.

This is the only internet forum I post on or even visit so I can't really speak about what's going on in the rest of the innernets.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: catcher193]
      #11320955 - 07/22/07 07:39 AM

Quote:

Quote:

in the _lol trend i saw September_11_LOL once on party



pretty disturbing




LOL this is the best reaction considering the topics discussed in this thread


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: silver book]
      #11320977 - 07/22/07 07:45 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

in the _lol trend i saw September_11_LOL once on party



pretty disturbing




LOL this is the best reaction considering the topics discussed in this thread




Lol I thought that too and wondered if the 'pretty distubring' was the ultimate joke or if the poster actually had that big of a momentary lapse in reason.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Chump Change]
      #11321447 - 07/22/07 09:37 AM

UPay4MyWeed is my all time fav...is/was that FSU player?

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: SirFelixCat]
      #11321580 - 07/22/07 10:01 AM

IfItWasntforDateRape and NochoChips

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: pwalsh21]
      #11321745 - 07/22/07 10:34 AM

PhilIvey=Nig

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: SirFelixCat]
      #11321766 - 07/22/07 10:38 AM

kingcoryw

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: SirFelixCat]
      #11321937 - 07/22/07 11:09 AM

Quote:

UPay4MyWeed is my all time fav...is/was that FSU player?



That's my SN on Cake


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: AustinBOOM]
      #11324942 - 07/22/07 04:03 PM

effin_a

MyBoobsAreOK

I saw both @ FTP just now lol


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: fozzy71]
      #11326510 - 07/22/07 05:54 PM

fsuplayer was upayformycrib or something like it

anyway how is lolotrickedu not mentioned yet - not funny but a great name

namblagambla was pretty good too


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Jeffrey Dahmer]
      #11326696 - 07/22/07 06:07 PM

DildoDaggins and Next2MeIsGay

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Jeffrey Dahmer]
      #11326874 - 07/22/07 06:22 PM

HuJwang

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: DarkMagus]
      #11327593 - 07/22/07 07:21 PM

any love for Macacawitz or is that to high brow for this crowd?

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Fly]
      #11327687 - 07/22/07 07:29 PM



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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: siccjay]
      #11327943 - 07/22/07 07:50 PM

Quote:




grats on 300 playchips

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: React1oN]
      #11328349 - 07/22/07 08:21 PM

Just sat to take a picture gaywad.

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: TheWunderkind]
      #11328446 - 07/22/07 08:30 PM

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"WP NH FU"




Whoever this is on Betfair/Ipoker/etc. I challenge you heads up for rolls you cocky [censored] lucky ass lagtard fish. YOU CAN'T RUN GOOD FOREVER

EDIT: Actually person I'm referring to is Nh Wp FU. Close enough.

Edited by shipitkthx (07/22/07 08:37 PM)


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: shipitkthx]
      #11328465 - 07/22/07 08:32 PM

Quote:

Quote:

"WP NH FU"




Whoever this is on Betfair/Ipoker/etc. I challenge you heads up for rolls you cocky [censored] lucky ass lagtard fish. YOU CAN'T RUN GOOD FOREVER




what? i didnt run good! i played well!


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: 2weak]
      #11330964 - 07/22/07 11:59 PM

CookJewat450 on UB

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Fazz86]
      #11334407 - 07/23/07 07:00 AM

UPAY4MYTUTIONS grinds the NL 25 games on FTP.

He clearly goes to community college.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: silver book]
      #11334843 - 07/23/07 08:22 AM

Some memorable ones include:

PokerInTheButt

AceofAnal

Evil Granny

Crazy Tortuga (means turtle in spanish and he uses the turtle avatar)


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: AKingdom]
      #11334915 - 07/23/07 08:34 AM

takeacrap

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: im a model]
      #11335149 - 07/23/07 09:11 AM

brokeniggah , old one on Party

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: im a model]
      #11335672 - 07/23/07 10:12 AM

WhyDaddyDrinks

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: wulfpacker21]
      #11335748 - 07/23/07 10:22 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:






Lol winner.







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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Hurricane31]
      #11335773 - 07/23/07 10:25 AM

lol_tsunami (with pic of crying asian and water on the lens)

ialsorockhoes


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Fly]
      #11335858 - 07/23/07 10:32 AM

Quote:

any love for Macacawitz or is that to high brow for this crowd?



LOL, i never saw that SN

there's a poster around here who's actually friends with the guy


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: nath]
      #11336659 - 07/23/07 11:36 AM

SmileUAreBroke - And whoever it was always had the puppy avatar with the tounge out.

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Jeffrey Dahmer]
      #11337121 - 07/23/07 12:09 PM

played with...Allin_yourmomson

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: ShipItCrucial]
      #11337197 - 07/23/07 12:14 PM

how has nobody said GiantBlackPen1s yet?

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Gonso]
      #11337900 - 07/23/07 01:05 PM

Quote:

lol_tsunami (with pic of crying asian and water on the lens)

ialsorockhoes



Hahahaahahah this is amazing


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Nonfiction]
      #11338059 - 07/23/07 01:17 PM

Johnny Bankroll
Keyser Slowplay
On party I saw fukkmuslims. I couldn't believe it.
CokedupNinja
Plenty of times on FTP I've seen IFishHarder and IFishHarderer in the same tourney.


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: gobby888]
      #11338150 - 07/23/07 01:25 PM

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ROFL_Copter...images of Homer Simpson running in circles on the floor....wtf




The ROFL_Copter comes from some online videos using text. I looked on YouTube and couldn't find the original, but there are many copies and take-offs (no pun intended).


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: Azizal]
      #11338553 - 07/23/07 01:51 PM

a friend of mine on ftp and ub ---> shavethatbush

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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: threeonefour]
      #11339875 - 07/23/07 03:15 PM

Quote:

I am surprised nobody has mentioned NAMBLAGAMBLA pretty much the best black humor screen name hands down. if you are into that kind of thing.


I think sponger claimed this account, but i am not sure.




Black humor?

NAMBLA = North American Man Boy Love Association.

I don't see what you did there


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Re: Best Poker Screen Names [Re: cynic757]
      #11341081 - 07/23/07 04:24 PM



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