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MicroBob
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Re: EuroRounders [Re: mmbt0ne]
      #4804372 - 02/20/06 02:18 AM

ha ha. an oldie but goodie.

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ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S
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Re: EuroRounders [Re: Xellos]
      #4805251 - 02/20/06 04:27 AM

Quote:

Quote:

This is fantastic. My roommates think I am crazy because I was just laughing out loud for a good 20 minutes.







haha so true... i first read this a while ago during a home game (i was sitting out). its pure brilliance


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Re: EuroRounders [Re: Egocide]
      #5011977 - 03/09/06 09:10 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Joey Croissant: "Aces? Kings? Ace-King doublesuited? Suited aces? High connectors? Middle doublesuited connectors? Two big pair?"

Michel: "Rags."

Joey Croissant: "That's probably fine too, you're only like a 48/52 dog."





My stomach hurts from laughing at this one.




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Re: EuroRounders [Re: istewart]
      #5012320 - 03/09/06 09:49 PM

Quote:



Joey Croissant: "Aces? Kings? Ace-King doublesuited? Suited aces? High connectors? Middle doublesuited connectors? Two big pair?"

Michel: "Rags."

Joey Croissant: "That's probably fine too, you're only like a 48/52 dog."

------------------
Law Professor: "I am a Jew."

Michel: "I hate you."

-----





Gold.


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RxCowBell
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Re: EuroRounders [Re: tom10167]
      #5016953 - 03/10/06 10:13 AM

This is some of the best poker humor ever written. I came across this a few months ago, and I believe this is the site of origin, should you feel the need to offer the author sexual favors:

http://saddlepoint.livejournal.com/7844.html


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CallMeIshmael
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Re: EuroRounders [Re: istewart]
      #6295854 - 06/23/06 12:12 AM

Eurorounders_Writer (12:11:07 AM): Omfg Paul Phillips sent me an e-mail like
Eurorounders_Writer (12:11:18 AM): "Allen Cunningham and I were laughing about it at Jeff Shulman's wedding"
Eurorounders_Writer (12:11:21 AM): I'm like OMFG
Eurorounders_Writer (12:11:26 AM): I'M BREAKING EVEN AT $50 NL.
Eurorounders_Writer (12:11:30 AM): YOU [censored] [censored].


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Re: EuroRounders [Re: CallMeIshmael]
      #6346600 - 06/27/06 03:07 PM

Bump for the wsop: Saddlepoint rulez

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Kowalski
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Re: EuroRounders [Re: TheCroShow]
      #8171159 - 11/25/06 01:23 PM

BAHHHHH THANK YOU WHOEVER LINKED ME TO THIS!!!

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Pudge714
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Re: EuroRounders [Re: Kowalski]
      #8171584 - 11/25/06 02:30 PM

Wow this is awesome I had never seen it before.

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BigBuffet
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Re: EuroRounders [Re: lennytheduck]
      #8175311 - 11/25/06 10:59 PM

Quote:

Joey Croissant: "Jesus [censored] Christ, how much money did you have?"

Michel: "After I bet I would quietly slide my chips back toward my stack, nobody noticed.




My favorite


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