MicroBob
Johnny Chan Spotter
Reged: 09/19/03
Posts: 29344
Loc: The cat is back by popular dem...
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ha ha. an oldie but goodie.
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ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 08/16/05
Posts: 11405
Loc: THREE AM
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This is fantastic. My roommates think I am crazy because I was just laughing out loud for a good 20 minutes.
haha so true... i first read this a while ago during a home game (i was sitting out). its pure brilliance
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ddubois
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 01/29/04
Posts: 3647
Loc: Ewa Beach, HI
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Joey Croissant: "Aces? Kings? Ace-King doublesuited? Suited aces? High connectors? Middle doublesuited connectors? Two big pair?"
Michel: "Rags."
Joey Croissant: "That's probably fine too, you're only like a 48/52 dog."
My stomach hurts from laughing at this one.
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tom10167
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 10/13/05
Posts: 8811
Loc: Collectin stars from the sky
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Quote:
Joey Croissant: "Aces? Kings? Ace-King doublesuited? Suited aces? High connectors? Middle doublesuited connectors? Two big pair?"
Michel: "Rags."
Joey Croissant: "That's probably fine too, you're only like a 48/52 dog."
------------------ Law Professor: "I am a Jew."
Michel: "I hate you."
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Gold.
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RxCowBell
enthusiast
Reged: 02/14/06
Posts: 285
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This is some of the best poker humor ever written. I came across this a few months ago, and I believe this is the site of origin, should you feel the need to offer the author sexual favors:
http://saddlepoint.livejournal.com/7844.html
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CallMeIshmael
The Canadian Colbert
Reged: 12/30/04
Posts: 7849
Loc: Tis the season, imo
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Eurorounders_Writer (12:11:07 AM): Omfg Paul Phillips sent me an e-mail like Eurorounders_Writer (12:11:18 AM): "Allen Cunningham and I were laughing about it at Jeff Shulman's wedding" Eurorounders_Writer (12:11:21 AM): I'm like OMFG Eurorounders_Writer (12:11:26 AM): I'M BREAKING EVEN AT $50 NL. Eurorounders_Writer (12:11:30 AM): YOU [censored] [censored].
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Georgia Avenue
BBV Film Director
Reged: 06/01/05
Posts: 12925
Loc: Podcasting!
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Bump for the wsop: Saddlepoint rulez
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Kowalski
old hand
Reged: 07/15/05
Posts: 1092
Loc: FUBARRRRRR
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BAHHHHH THANK YOU WHOEVER LINKED ME TO THIS!!!
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Pudge714
Ship it Holla Brother
Reged: 05/04/05
Posts: 13713
Loc: The Black Kelly Holcomb
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Wow this is awesome I had never seen it before.
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BigBuffet
old hand
Reged: 07/19/06
Posts: 1063
Loc: In the thick of it
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Quote:
Joey Croissant: "Jesus [censored] Christ, how much money did you have?"
Michel: "After I bet I would quietly slide my chips back toward my stack, nobody noticed.
My favorite
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