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CamusEatsSumTum
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i dropped out of high school today
      #3240518 - 08/26/05 03:49 AM

its my senior year and school just got back in session.

i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power.

its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far.

one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world.

to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.

harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better.

he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future.

i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown.

he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky.

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class.

I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party.

i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240532 - 08/26/05 03:51 AM

NICE im sure you will be successful.

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CamusEatsSumTum
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Kyle]
      #3240545 - 08/26/05 03:55 AM

stop thinking about your portfolio and IRA account you min-wage crumb bum.

my ROI is over 30%. in two years ill open up a chain of subways.


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Mitch Evans
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240546 - 08/26/05 03:55 AM

Lamest troll post ever.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240550 - 08/26/05 03:56 AM

as much as i hate school (i just dropped out of college), you probably made a big mistake. being good/successful at poker is very difficult, and i can guarantee in the future it will be MUCH more difficult. at least go get a GED. gl.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240551 - 08/26/05 03:56 AM

If this was a joke it was hillarious. If not, you've made the mistake of a lifetime.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240569 - 08/26/05 04:00 AM

No poker in OOT.

rJ


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: rJ_]
      #3240582 - 08/26/05 04:03 AM

Quote:

No poker in OOT.

rJ




where is the sign??

maybe change buster's girl from holding the pants to the no poker in OOT sign??


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CamusEatsSumTum
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Ian.]
      #3240583 - 08/26/05 04:03 AM

party is practically doubled up since its IPO. what the hell does that mean? poker aint going anywhere. is vegas closing down? i didnt so.

if i cant play poker there are many things i can do and still make 100k flat yearly. i could take a class in massage and do that.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240586 - 08/26/05 04:04 AM

over 70K hands?

lmao


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240591 - 08/26/05 04:04 AM

this is where we write about if we care or not, right?

have fun living in your parents' basement until you are, oh, i'd say bald.

get a life and go back to skool


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240595 - 08/26/05 04:05 AM

You're dreamy. I love the bad-boy types.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240596 - 08/26/05 04:05 AM

loser. any way you look at it.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240599 - 08/26/05 04:06 AM

Quote:

to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.







I got a good laugh out of this part. nice.


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Ian.
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240608 - 08/26/05 04:08 AM

Edit:
I'm dumb.

Edited by Ianco15 (08/26/05 04:13 AM)


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Ian.]
      #3240614 - 08/26/05 04:09 AM

For those of you taking this seriously: stop.

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CamusEatsSumTum
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: P.Dirty]
      #3240618 - 08/26/05 04:10 AM

u cant even spell skool and want me to go back. email bill gates, he outta go back to hs also, huh?

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240620 - 08/26/05 04:11 AM

Best Gimmick account ever. You lost serious points Clarmeister.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: J_V]
      #3240622 - 08/26/05 04:12 AM

Quote:

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.






A+


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send_the_msg
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240627 - 08/26/05 04:13 AM

Quote:

poker aint going anywhere.




agreed, but aren't you worried about all those fishies that you're crushing now? will they be around forever? will they get better? will they quit? will internet poker get banned from US? (yeah i know the last one is a little farfetched). i'm just saying that beating the game now and beating the game in 10 years could be a completely different thing.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240631 - 08/26/05 04:14 AM

hilarious. not fully realized in execution however.

also not sure if it is good or bad that people have taken it seriously.


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CamusEatsSumTum
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: send_the_msg]
      #3240633 - 08/26/05 04:15 AM

Quote:

Quote:

poker aint going anywhere.




agreed, but aren't you worried about all those fishies that you're crushing now? will they be around forever? will they get better? will they quit? will internet poker get banned from US? (yeah i know the last one is a little farfetched). i'm just saying that beating the game now and beating the game in 10 years could be a completely different thing.




the pro poker players are going to have all the million dollar business ideas.

im buffet at 17. watch me roll da dice!


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: send_the_msg]
      #3240634 - 08/26/05 04:15 AM

Quote:

Quote:

poker aint going anywhere.




agreed, but aren't you worried about all those fishies that you're crushing now? will they be around forever? will they get better? will they quit? will internet poker get banned from US? (yeah i know the last one is a little farfetched). i'm just saying that beating the game now and beating the game in 10 years could be a completely different thing.




I don't know who is worse, the OP or this guy.

YSBSCKY (b = both)


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Mitch Evans
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: J_V]
      #3240637 - 08/26/05 04:16 AM

Quote:

Best Gimmick account ever. You lost serious points Clarmeister.



I don't see it that way. He is a loser any way you look at it. If the post is true- he's a loser; if the post is a troll- he's a loser. He hit it right on the head- trolls are losers.


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Clarkmeister
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Mitch Evans]
      #3240650 - 08/26/05 04:20 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Best Gimmick account ever. You lost serious points Clarmeister.



I don't see it that way. He is a loser any way you look at it. If the post is true- he's a loser; if the post is a troll- he's a loser. He hit it right on the head- trolls are losers.




Exactly.


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piiop
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240662 - 08/26/05 04:23 AM

Quote:

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.




Two things wrong here:

1) All pro pokers players wear silk and only silk.

2) Instead of putting the cards on the desk, you should've slapped him in the mouth with the deck.


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CamusEatsSumTum
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Clarkmeister]
      #3240667 - 08/26/05 04:23 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Best Gimmick account ever. You lost serious points Clarmeister.



I don't see it that way. He is a loser any way you look at it. If the post is true- he's a loser; if the post is a troll- he's a loser. He hit it right on the head- trolls are losers.




Exactly.




nice mug. you could be mr. harrisons twin brother.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240687 - 08/26/05 04:28 AM

When this thread goes big Clarky, I hope you aren't caught taking the bait.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3240692 - 08/26/05 04:29 AM

if you are ever on welfare, i'll kill you.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: piiop]
      #3240732 - 08/26/05 04:41 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.




Two things wrong here:

1) All pro pokers players wear silk and only silk.

2) Instead of putting the cards on the desk, you should've slapped him in the mouth with your dick.




FYP


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Blarg]
      #3240775 - 08/26/05 04:56 AM

I guess that's an ok FYP, but giving him a dickslap doesn't really show how awesome he is as a poker player. Maybe if he had like Phil Hellmuth tatooed on his nuts it would work.

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Uncle Grumpy
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: P.Dirty]
      #3241470 - 08/26/05 09:05 AM

The world needs ditch diggers too.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Uncle Grumpy]
      #3241788 - 08/26/05 10:02 AM

Quote:

The world needs ditch diggers too.




My father never liked you.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3242076 - 08/26/05 10:39 AM

With your attitude, I'm sure you are solidly on your path to fulfill your destiny.

Best Wishes,

Fitz


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Fitz]
      #3242233 - 08/26/05 11:00 AM

Natty Light and white tank-tops just went on sale at Walmart...stock up, you'll be using both for a very long time pondering your decision.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3242445 - 08/26/05 11:28 AM

There is no way this happened.

You probably had a dream about most of this and woke up in the principal's office waiting for your auntie to come pick you up in a nice big mini-van. Either that or you are a piece of white trash and they just put you in the dumpster out back where you tried to turn some old happy meal boxes into a deck of cards and play the rat heads-up for a nibble of cheese.

One or the other.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3242796 - 08/26/05 12:18 PM

Quote:

i could take a class in massage and do that.




Add that to the tips you'll get from massages with happy endings.

Meow.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: J_V]
      #3243088 - 08/26/05 01:01 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.






A+




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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3243159 - 08/26/05 01:10 PM

Quote:

I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door.


Is this supposed to be a classy exit? Surely you could have engaged this teacher in an intellectual fashion rather than stormed out of the room like a two year-old.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: zabt]
      #3243725 - 08/26/05 02:15 PM

Thanks for sharing the first draft of your initial assignment in Mrs. Baxter's creative writing class.

One or two minor tweaks and it will be good to go.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3243835 - 08/26/05 02:28 PM

No, I would not like fries with that.

God, I miss Joeybitch.

Edited by CORed (08/26/05 02:32 PM)


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3244079 - 08/26/05 02:56 PM

Quote:


im buffet at 17. watch me roll da dice!




I offer Exhibit A that this is a gimmick account.

Go to any High School and poll random 17 year olds. How many do you really think know who Warren Buffet is?

Sarge


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Sarge85]
      #3244642 - 08/26/05 03:50 PM

Quote:

Quote:


im buffet at 17. watch me roll da dice!




I offer Exhibit A that this is a gimmick account.

Go to any High School and poll random 17 year olds. How many do you really think know who Warren Buffet is?

Sarge




if you have to ask this question, a whole lot more than you think.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: stinkypete]
      #3247058 - 08/26/05 10:05 PM

I was born in the wind and will die in the wind


This guy owns.

Hard.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3247468 - 08/26/05 11:11 PM

Quote:


to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.




I am really curious, did you actually say "T-T in E-P..." or "Ten-Ten in Early Position..."


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3247545 - 08/26/05 11:23 PM

Either this is brilliant, or your retarted.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: JBB]
      #3248165 - 08/27/05 12:56 AM

Hey if you cut down to 8 tables you can study to get your GED at the same time!

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: thatpfunk]
      #3248825 - 08/27/05 03:03 AM

Quote:

Quote:


to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.




I am really curious, did you actually say "T-T in E-P..." or "Ten-Ten in Early Position..."




T-T in E-P, why the hell should he worry about the fishies who don't know what he's talking about?

I hope he at least remembered to go hook up with his dealer so he could have his weekly coke-binge while 8-tabling $109s.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3250003 - 08/27/05 10:44 AM

you are stupid. you graduate high school so that you can go to college and drink beer all day.

your teacher sounds like a tool. you put way too much emphasis on money, it really doesnt matter that much.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Mark L]
      #3251199 - 08/27/05 03:35 PM

Quote:

you put way too much emphasis on money, it really doesnt matter that much.




I dont think he put much on it..
Dropping out of Highschool because Poker is always going to be this easy to beat and becoming a subway franchisor doesn't require you to pass tests, put up a LOT of money and know what the hell you're talking about.

But Im sure you can just explain poker to the possible sub-franchisors and they'll understand that if you know poker you know anything... Donkey.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3251515 - 08/27/05 04:29 PM

The best part about this post is not the OP, but the serious posts after it was established that this is a troll.

Doesn't HS start a week or so from now?

-Diplomat


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Diplomat]
      #3252268 - 08/27/05 07:08 PM

Yes.

High School usually doesn't start until September.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3252484 - 08/27/05 07:47 PM

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i dropped out of high school today




What a dumb fu*k !!!


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: VeryTnA]
      #3252885 - 08/27/05 09:00 PM

Fuk Harrison!

I bet that guy can't even get it up anymore.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3253842 - 08/28/05 12:06 AM

"i flunked last year due to absenses

"i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown"

"You want some of this bitch?, I say"

"I knock over a row of books on my way out the door."



Too bad you can't sue your parents. Because if what you've told us is true then they really deserve it (especially your dad).


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3253931 - 08/28/05 12:25 AM

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there are many things i can do and still make 100k flat yearly.




You owe ZeeJustin royalties for this statement.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3254751 - 08/28/05 03:43 AM

if you're that talented high school would be a cake walk, you could skip every day up until your limit of absences to flunk and flash all your big winnings (which you seem so adamant to brag about) to them allowance earning lackees. I would think that would be a joy, getting easy A's and mackin little hotties, oh wait that's what i did and now i have 2 degrees in college and they will never equal to nothing..............lol at u u dillz.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3254912 - 08/28/05 04:45 AM

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its my senior year and school just got back in session.

i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power.

its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far.

one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world.

to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.

harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better.

he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future.

i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown.

he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky.

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class.

I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party.

i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.







phenomenal. a work of art. I also like the the fact that it's drawn out the pompous twoplustwo blowhard morons among us who didnt get it.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3255476 - 08/28/05 09:32 AM

I dont know if the OP is serious but this is the second funniest thread I've read on 2+2 behind Brownthumbs.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Diplomat]
      #3255502 - 08/28/05 09:45 AM

Quote:

The best part about this post is not the OP, but the serious posts after it was established that this is a troll.

Doesn't HS start a week or so from now?

-Diplomat




I actually know some high schools in my area that started 2 weeks ago.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: octop]
      #3255894 - 08/28/05 12:09 PM

Quote:

I dont know if the OP is serious but this is the second funniest thread I've read on 2+2 behind Brownthumbs.




no. its down farther than that.

Joey has to be first.

then sup bro.

Barron


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3255949 - 08/28/05 12:25 PM

If I ever teach a High School math class I am going to put a picture of David Sklansky on my desk. I don't care what they say about no religion in schools.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Slappz]
      #3255996 - 08/28/05 12:36 PM

Quote:

Quote:

The best part about this post is not the OP, but the serious posts after it was established that this is a troll.

Doesn't HS start a week or so from now?

-Diplomat




I actually know some high schools in my area that started 2 weeks ago.




That's F'ed.

-Diplomat


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: PairTheBoard]
      #3256299 - 08/28/05 01:44 PM

The OP made one huge mistake in his story that made it easy to see that this story was a big lie.

EXHIBIT A---My Teacher says its sinful and points at the JESUS on his desk.

No School in America would allow a teacher to have a Jesus statue on his desk.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: KingCon]
      #3256755 - 08/28/05 03:20 PM

Quote:

The OP made one huge mistake in his story that made it easy to see that this story was a big lie.

EXHIBIT A---My Teacher says its sinful and points at the JESUS on his desk.

No School in America would allow a teacher to have a Jesus statue on his desk.




Really? Mine does. I think what you meant to say is that no *public* school in America yada yada.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3257215 - 08/28/05 04:45 PM



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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3258227 - 08/28/05 07:39 PM

Best post ever! I have heard of college dropouts...but high school dropouts?!! That is even funnier...wtf is wrong with people? Go to college, get a job. Play poker on the weekends...damn.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Slappz]
      #3259336 - 08/28/05 10:30 PM

Quote:

Quote:

The best part about this post is not the OP, but the serious posts after it was established that this is a troll.

Doesn't HS start a week or so from now?

-Diplomat




I actually know some high schools in my area that started 2 weeks ago.




We started August 10.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Eric Stoner]
      #3259428 - 08/28/05 10:45 PM


How will you ever make All-County if you aren't eligible to play? Sup' with that, bro?


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3259666 - 08/28/05 11:16 PM

even if he was serious this post would be gold.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: KingCon]
      #3261450 - 08/29/05 04:24 AM

Quote:

The OP made one huge mistake in his story that made it easy to see that this story was a big lie.

EXHIBIT A---My Teacher says its sinful and points at the JESUS on his desk.

No School in America would allow a teacher to have a Jesus statue on his desk.




you obviously have never been in ANY school in America.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: KaneKungFu123]
      #3266016 - 08/29/05 05:32 PM

I see nothing wrong with a statue of Jesus on a teacher's desk. I'm a teacher and I could have that stature or a bible on my desk if I like. I wouldn't and don't really want one, but I could. I can even speak about historical Jesus in class. I just can't say that my students should believe that Jesus gave his life for the Earth or that they should believe in God because in Washington State school attendance is compulsory so you get into church/state separation issues... The stature is like the John Stockton poster I have up...sort of a curiosity.

As for the post, well, as a teacher, hmm..., you want students to care but clearly school is not for everyone as it is structured now. People learn about life from a variety of sources and its lessons are learned in different ways. Finishing high school seems like a good idea from a practical matter. Lots of districts have alternative Ed programs where you can design your coursework. Maybe the GED/6-table post from earlier is the right balance, if this post is on the up-and-up. Or maybe this was a monumental waste of time.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3279711 - 08/31/05 03:43 AM

Quote:

its my senior year and school just got back in session.

i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power.

its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far.

one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world.

to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.

harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better.

he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future.

i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown.

he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky.

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class.

I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party.

i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.




Freaking hillarious. Way to go.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3280748 - 08/31/05 08:55 AM

my bro dropped out his senior year. 10 years later he thinks it is one of the dumbest things he has ever done. FWIW.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3280965 - 08/31/05 09:37 AM

Brilliant as ever.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3281431 - 08/31/05 10:41 AM

Cute post.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3285979 - 08/31/05 06:42 PM

Quote:

its my senior year and school just got back in session.

i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power.

its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far.

one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world.

to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.

harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better.

he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future.

i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown.

he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky.

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class.

I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party.

i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.




I'd love to see you comment on this few years from now.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: bohemian]
      #3287030 - 08/31/05 09:06 PM

is this for real? i call shens

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3287485 - 08/31/05 10:04 PM

Anybody that buys this post is welcome to sit in at my poker game.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3290597 - 09/01/05 05:45 AM

Maybe I'm just tired, but I laughed when I looked at his profile and saw:

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: bohemian]
      #3290826 - 09/01/05 07:21 AM

why are people quoting the entire post to write one line?

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: KaneKungFu123]
      #3290955 - 09/01/05 08:10 AM

Quote:



I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.




True or not, this is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a long time.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: tdarko]
      #3293181 - 09/01/05 01:36 PM

Quote:

even if he was serious this post would be gold.




he could be the next sup bro.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: jakethebake]
      #3293668 - 09/01/05 02:25 PM

Hilarious.
To those taking the OP seriously, seek help.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: DcifrThs]
      #3295070 - 09/01/05 04:49 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I dont know if the OP is serious but this is the second funniest thread I've read on 2+2 behind Brownthumbs.




no. its down farther than that.

Joey has to be first.

then sup bro.

Barron




Oh dear God -- Links?

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3295471 - 09/01/05 05:34 PM

Funny as hell. Thanks for taking the time to write this man. Enjoyed it.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Marlow]
      #3298080 - 09/01/05 11:14 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I dont know if the OP is serious but this is the second funniest thread I've read on 2+2 behind Brownthumbs.




no. its down farther than that.

Joey has to be first.

then sup bro.

Barron




Oh dear God -- Links?

Marlow




maybe try searching for "joeybitch"

Barron


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: James.]
      #3304805 - 09/02/05 06:10 PM

Quote:

my bro dropped out his senior year. 10 years later he thinks it is "one of the dumbest things he has ever done." FWIW.




what has he done worse then that?


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3307862 - 09/03/05 02:18 AM

GO YOU!

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3317542 - 09/04/05 05:05 PM

Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: J_V]
      #3318734 - 09/04/05 08:09 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.






A+




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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3327223 - 09/05/05 11:14 PM

Quote:

I suck at life. Someone kill me.




FYP


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3328592 - 09/06/05 02:38 AM

we've all dreamt this before.
good post.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: drexah]
      #4863969 - 02/25/06 12:14 AM

we all just got dominated so hard, and i enjoyed it for one

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #4864443 - 02/25/06 01:11 AM

you have a deck in your back pocket?....wow

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #4866423 - 02/25/06 08:46 AM

good stuff

some people are seriously retarded, anyone who thinks this guy is serious should be put down


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: helpmeout]
      #4867941 - 02/25/06 01:54 PM

Talk about a thread resurrection...

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #4883594 - 02/27/06 02:21 AM

Quote:


he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk.




He motioned to the Jesus on his desk? He brought that to class with him, and then tries to use that to persuade students to accept his point of view? Your story sounds like a bunch of bs to me.

I have to give you some credit though. The post was entertaining.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: jiggaman0204]
      #4884036 - 02/27/06 03:18 AM

Quote:

Talk about a thread resurrection...





Resurrection? ike Jesus? OMGOMGOMG!!!!1111ONE!!!!11 That CAN'T be a coincidence.

Do-da-do-do do-da-do do. (You think you can do a better job of typing that X-Files music?)


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #4884200 - 02/27/06 03:48 AM

The post would be funnier, if it where true. I have a hard time thinking that someone is this stupid. Maybe I am too optimistic about the human race.

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Good for you [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #4885187 - 02/27/06 07:06 AM

Education is overrated. You can learn all the life lessons you will ever need sitting in your room playing on line, or even better, in a b&m game.

I am sure you will never get sick or need health insurance, will make sure that you put your retirement money away and will have a great, happy life.

Try to change your underpants at least once per week.


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Re: Good for you [Re: budman]
      #4885487 - 02/27/06 08:28 AM

Quote:

Education is overrated. You can learn all the life lessons you will ever need sitting in your room playing on line, or even better, in a b&m game.

I am sure you will never get sick or need health insurance, will make sure that you put your retirement money away and will have a great, happy life.

Try to change your underpants at least once per week.




this guy is joking, time for you to start feeling dumb


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Re: Good for you [Re: MikeSmith]
      #4888350 - 02/27/06 01:48 PM

i got a good laugh from this thread.

when i saw it had been bumped i wondered if it was the thread where the kid told his teacher not to be all in with TT on the bubble. lmao good stuff.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #4888366 - 02/27/06 01:50 PM

LMFAO

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Inthacup]
      #4888793 - 02/27/06 02:24 PM

i the creative writing forum

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #4963766 - 03/06/06 01:04 AM

Quote:


i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.




Quote:

in two years ill open up a chain of subways.




Sweet.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Res-Judicata]
      #4963985 - 03/06/06 01:30 AM

damn i was hoping this thread was bumped by there was an update...camus is really Zee Justin or jjprodigy....??

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #4970395 - 03/06/06 04:25 PM

just learn to curl your lips over your teeth..............b

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Res-Judicata]
      #4970740 - 03/06/06 04:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:


i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.




Quote:

in two years ill open up a chain of subways.




Sweet.




Mmm...toasty. Oh, wait, nevermind, that's Quiznos.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #4970937 - 03/06/06 05:08 PM

you sound like a complete noob. also im sure you arnt that good at poker.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: billygrippo]
      #4971642 - 03/06/06 06:06 PM

Good bump!

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #7512084 - 10/02/06 03:13 PM

I will have a burger no pickles and onions thank you.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #7513084 - 10/02/06 04:17 PM

get over yourself you [censored] tool

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: T_Nasty]
      #7513201 - 10/02/06 04:23 PM

Someone should make a compilation of these classics.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #7513528 - 10/02/06 04:45 PM

awesome.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: KingCon]
      #7514201 - 10/02/06 05:27 PM

Quote:

The OP made one huge mistake in his story that made it easy to see that this story was a big lie.

EXHIBIT A---My Teacher says its sinful and points at the JESUS on his desk.

No School in America would allow a teacher to have a Jesus statue on his desk.




You must not be from the Southeast.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #7514717 - 10/02/06 06:02 PM

if you don't mind the come dripping out of your mouth............b

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: bearly]
      #7515097 - 10/02/06 06:27 PM

awesome bump, was looking for this thing

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Starfish]
      #7515154 - 10/02/06 06:31 PM

Quote:

Someone should make a compilation of these classics.




Do you mean "i dropped out of school to play poker" threads, or KKF threads? If its the latter, check OOT. This is why it got bumped.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: augie_]
      #7516672 - 10/02/06 08:11 PM

Oh no, another guy asking me for quarters on the street. Please, no mas!

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: send_the_msg]
      #7517060 - 10/02/06 08:35 PM

Quote:

Quote:

poker aint going anywhere.




agreed, but aren't you worried about all those fishies that you're crushing now? will they be around forever? will they get better? will they quit? will internet poker get banned from US? (yeah i know the last one is a little farfetched).




Quoted for nostalgia and cockeyed optimism.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: TheRock69]
      #7518116 - 10/02/06 09:45 PM

Quote:

Would you suck dick for crack?
Quote:

Will you suck dick for crack?







FYP


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: HumanACtor]
      #7518167 - 10/02/06 09:50 PM

I love how KKF posts in his own thread.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Pudge714]
      #7521835 - 10/03/06 02:52 AM

Quote:

I love how KKF posts in his own thread.



haha good call, he does do that a lot


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Gary Stevenson]
      #7527254 - 10/03/06 02:33 PM

Bill Frist read this post and wrote that bill to save our youth you know?

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Cactus Terry]
      #7532389 - 10/03/06 08:12 PM

I wish you guys would quit flaming him. I'm still waiting to hear why I shouldn't play TT from EP near the bubble.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: John21]
      #7535072 - 10/03/06 11:36 PM

Do you guys actually think if he really did this that dropping out of high school would even matter? WTF is he going to do with a diploma, I'd rather be a bum than get a job whose only requirement is passing high school.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Res-Judicata]
      #7536737 - 10/04/06 02:04 AM

See, that's why he needs math ... to figure out that if you buy a Subway and there is another Subway two blocks away (which there always is) you'd be counting on 10-12 families to be some sub-eatin mo-fo's.

Subways are such a poor franchise to buy, I almost wish this part of the tool's dream would come true. Here's a riddle tool:

What do you call the middle eastern guy behind the counter at Subway running around making subs, ringing up orders, and generally sweating his a** off for 12 hrs a day, every day? Answer: The Owner.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CrayZee]
      #7536757 - 10/04/06 02:06 AM

Yes you are. And if you don't think someone can be that stupid, you must not play online very much.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: brianjb]
      #7538401 - 10/04/06 06:25 AM

This thread just keeps on giving!

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: NapoleonDolemite]
      #7542404 - 10/04/06 02:20 PM

Quote:

Quote:

its my senior year and school just got back in session.

i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power.

its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far.

one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world.

to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.

harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better.

he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future.

i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown.

he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky.

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class.

I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party.

i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.




Freaking hillarious. Way to go.




yup


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: P.Dirty]
      #7542547 - 10/04/06 02:32 PM

I am having a hard time caring too. I guess I don't belive it is true but then I don't care either. Maybe his parents will step up and kick him out and he will learn the hard way. I remeber one of my teachers having a poster in his room that said "Move out now while you still know everything".

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #7548656 - 10/04/06 10:13 PM

This is the funniest thing i've heard in a while. Great post and well written.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #7554818 - 10/05/06 11:36 AM

I wanna be as this cool dude is.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Inthacup]
      #9408659 - 03/03/07 04:15 PM

bump fav thread

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: greg nice]
      #9409136 - 03/03/07 05:11 PM

what a horrible bump. I thought it was gong to be the op saying that he is making millions a year and went back to his highschool to shove it in his face.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: JaysonWeberFCP]
      #9409396 - 03/03/07 05:46 PM

I know OP is probably joking - hilarous btw. But I implore everyone to avoid sinking money into franchises. I researched them recently and they are just money pits IMO - the corp. gets too high a vig.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Hotel Detect]
      #9409591 - 03/03/07 06:14 PM

u challenge him to HU and didnt bring any chips? What kind of pro poker player are you?

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Sailboats]
      #9410179 - 03/03/07 07:21 PM

Quote:

u challenge him to HU and didnt bring any chips? What kind of pro poker player are you?




they play with cash on the table. duh!


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: i am run]
      #9410612 - 03/03/07 08:06 PM

i appreciate the bump, i've always liked this thread

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: bbbushu]
      #9411655 - 03/03/07 10:22 PM

great thread that i never saw

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Inthacup]
      #9411738 - 03/03/07 10:36 PM

I think it is time mods start banning these trolls with these lame made up stories.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: ed8383]
      #9412205 - 03/03/07 11:46 PM

Quote:

I think it is time mods start banning these trolls with these lame made up stories.




please be levelling...


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S]
      #9412640 - 03/04/07 12:45 AM

Or just move them into bbv4life

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: kassdog]
      #9414965 - 03/04/07 08:48 AM

Is he still around?

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #9419021 - 03/04/07 04:38 PM

I just read about half of this thread and then realized it was 2 years old. lol.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: wpr101]
      #9419797 - 03/04/07 05:35 PM

go back to school and get an education son.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Grim'sDad]
      #12259354 - 09/27/07 05:16 AM

BUMP

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: greg nice]
      #12259408 - 09/27/07 05:24 AM

first place of the main event is 1 million dollars ya know

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Slappz]
      #12259776 - 09/27/07 06:33 AM

Its a boring thing to say, but looking back on it now even though i was loving the idea of playing alot of poker instead of uni, im glad i didnt bail. I now have a degree and dont have any worries about getting jobs in the software industry. This does mean that i could go pro if i came to that without worrying about what happens if it [censored] up.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #12260666 - 09/27/07 09:36 AM



I was born in the wind and will die in the wind

What a great line! It just shows the dumbest guy ever to post on 2 Plus 2 can come up with a terrific line. Next time someone asks me why I stay in West Texas, I will say, "I was born in the wind and I will die in the wind."

Of course, they will probably say, "You were born in a hospital, you klepto plagiarist. You are trying to fill a whole novel with lines stolen from 2 Plus 2. Dids is liable to sue you or at least demand a royalty."

My working title is TWO PLUS TWO AND ENDLESS RUE.

I put myself through college playing poker. Poker is not an end in itself but a way to acheive greater goals.



Edited by Johnny Hughes (09/27/07 09:46 AM)


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CrustyFace]
      #12260711 - 09/27/07 09:44 AM

KKF is da man. That is all.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: send_the_msg]
      #12260868 - 09/27/07 10:05 AM

Good for you screw the system
brainwashing people into becomming another robot
It would be good if you at least got the highschool or equivalent diploma part time
and invest the money wisely


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: J_V]
      #12260993 - 09/27/07 10:23 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.






A+




Is keeping a deck of cards in your pocket the equivalent of the star high school running back carrying a football everywhere?

If so, I expect greatness.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: AKoffsuit]
      #12261006 - 09/27/07 10:25 AM

so awesome

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Johnny Hughes]
      #12261240 - 09/27/07 10:52 AM

"I put myself through college playing poker."

So what? I put a lot of guys through college playing poker.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: MiltonFriedman]
      #12261270 - 09/27/07 10:55 AM

excellent bump. keep smoking the good stuff, johnny hughes.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Yeti]
      #12261310 - 09/27/07 10:59 AM

So, its been a couple years, dude own any subways yet?

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: bratwurst]
      #12261360 - 09/27/07 11:03 AM

That was really great.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: send_the_msg]
      #12261385 - 09/27/07 11:06 AM

Quote:

Quote:

poker aint going anywhere.




agreed, but aren't you worried about all those fishies that you're crushing now? will they be around forever? will they get better? will they quit? will internet poker get banned from US? (yeah i know the last one is a little farfetched). i'm just saying that beating the game now and beating the game in 10 years could be a completely different thing.




ahem.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Montezuma21]
      #12261678 - 09/27/07 11:31 AM

Hands down, the best post in 2+2 history. KKF in '08.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: crfergu]
      #12261908 - 09/27/07 11:50 AM

Why wouldn't you want to go to college with a [censored] of money and bang hot girls?!?!??!?!?! I don't understand that?

Go Noles!!


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: cameronw01]
      #12262439 - 09/27/07 12:29 PM

yyyyyyyyaaaaayyyyyyyyy vegas nick is bbbacccck!!!111!!!!!11!!

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: bills427]
      #12262548 - 09/27/07 12:37 PM

Not dropping out of high school was the worst thing I ever did. Seriously, anyone teaching high school by definition isn't qualified to be doing so. Stay at home and read a book. As the OP said, you don't need someone earning minimum wage to show you how to learn. Go to any magnet high school classroom (i.e. AP/IB etc) in America and the dumbest person in the room is most likely the teacher.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #12262660 - 09/27/07 12:45 PM

I'm 5'10", 125#, one blue, one green eye, protruding forehead with a medium size hump on my back and no chin. If you happen to recognize me, don't beg me for money.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: thatpfunk]
      #12264467 - 09/27/07 05:31 PM

Quote:

Quote:


to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.




I am really curious, did you actually say "T-T in E-P..." or "Ten-Ten in Early Position..."




It will only be cool if he said "T-T in E-P..." of course.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Ganjasaurus Rex]
      #12265223 - 09/27/07 06:17 PM

This guy gets around, I remember seeing this same story http://www.liquidpoker.net/information/f/262857/1/i_dropped_out_of_high_school_today.html

This dude made other ridiculous threads and has since been banned from the site. Not sure if it is the same person but w/e.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Conspire]
      #12269131 - 09/27/07 11:52 PM

Quote:

This guy gets around, I remember seeing this same story http://www.liquidpoker.net/information/f/262857/1/i_dropped_out_of_high_school_today.html

This dude made other ridiculous threads and has since been banned from the site. Not sure if it is the same person but w/e.



Probably not the same person. Just some plagiarizing pimple-dick.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: MiltonFriedman]
      #12270038 - 09/28/07 01:08 AM

Quote:

"I put myself through college playing poker."

So what? I put a lot of guys through college playing poker.



This didn't get enough love.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: jiggaman0204]
      #12270671 - 09/28/07 02:18 AM

Quote:

Talk about a thread resurrection...




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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: I_am_smrt]
      #12271634 - 09/28/07 04:34 AM

hilarious. if the subways dont work out he obviously has writing to fall back on. lmfao at the op and the responses

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Montezuma21]
      #12273613 - 09/28/07 10:32 AM

Good luck young man...

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #12447782 - 10/10/07 07:10 PM

Quote:


i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.




*I was born a douche bag and will die a douche bag


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: iRockPoker03]
      #12447913 - 10/10/07 07:21 PM

lilholdem is that you?

Edited by imabigdeal (10/10/07 07:22 PM)


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #12447933 - 10/10/07 07:23 PM

Great choice! You're way ahead of the curve. if u make 100k a yr playing poker which it sounds like you will have no problem doing and save it up, you'll be 500k richer than all those idiots who finished high school and went to college for 5 yrs. Also, you wont have to deal with all those idiot professors in college who would probably tilt you

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #12447959 - 10/10/07 07:25 PM

Quote:


I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.





this cracks me up every time i read the op


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: EC10]
      #12448252 - 10/10/07 07:50 PM

hi holdme

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #12448621 - 10/10/07 08:22 PM

is this for real. sounds like a cheesy teen novel with added poker geekness.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: octop]
      #12448671 - 10/10/07 08:27 PM

Quote:

I dont know if the OP is serious but this is the second funniest thread I've read on 2+2 behind Brownthumbs.




link


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: EC10]
      #12450298 - 10/10/07 10:51 PM

Quote:

Quote:


I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.





this cracks me up every time i read the op




Me too............lol


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Acein8ter]
      #12451236 - 10/11/07 12:01 AM

I laughed at the OP, but the best part of the thread was definitely the people who took it seriously. To anybody who believed this, I have a bridge to sell you.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Blarg]
      #12452790 - 10/11/07 02:25 AM

i actually slaped a bith at my 30th bday party. iwas peeing off my front porch and she said something to the effect of
" your a [censored] sico" i promptly without even shaking the piss off, slapped her with my dick. turns out its my [censored] boss. would you believe i still have a job. i do!


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #12465633 - 10/11/07 10:14 PM

Funny how in the post in the link below OP says he graduated high school a couple of years ago.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post6426693


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Ian.]
      #12465797 - 10/11/07 10:27 PM

Quote:

i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.





LOL, Genius.

Edited by untadam (10/11/07 10:30 PM)


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: untadam]
      #12466031 - 10/11/07 10:46 PM

Quote:

Quote:

i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.





LOL, Genius.




great line


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: eman1783]
      #12466778 - 10/11/07 11:48 PM

Quote:

Funny how in the post in the link below OP says he graduated high school a couple of years ago.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post6426693




KKF gimmick, LDO. Still my favorite post of all time. Next is probably 3 things I want to accomplish in college, but I'm too lazy to find the link.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: crfergu]
      #13210705 - 12/02/07 02:20 AM

wanna make sure this makes the switch

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