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piiop
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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Blarg]
      #3240775 - 08/26/05 04:56 AM

I guess that's an ok FYP, but giving him a dickslap doesn't really show how awesome he is as a poker player. Maybe if he had like Phil Hellmuth tatooed on his nuts it would work.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: P.Dirty]
      #3241470 - 08/26/05 09:05 AM

The world needs ditch diggers too.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Uncle Grumpy]
      #3241788 - 08/26/05 10:02 AM

Quote:

The world needs ditch diggers too.




My father never liked you.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3242076 - 08/26/05 10:39 AM

With your attitude, I'm sure you are solidly on your path to fulfill your destiny.

Best Wishes,

Fitz


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: Fitz]
      #3242233 - 08/26/05 11:00 AM

Natty Light and white tank-tops just went on sale at Walmart...stock up, you'll be using both for a very long time pondering your decision.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3242445 - 08/26/05 11:28 AM

There is no way this happened.

You probably had a dream about most of this and woke up in the principal's office waiting for your auntie to come pick you up in a nice big mini-van. Either that or you are a piece of white trash and they just put you in the dumpster out back where you tried to turn some old happy meal boxes into a deck of cards and play the rat heads-up for a nibble of cheese.

One or the other.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3242796 - 08/26/05 12:18 PM

Quote:

i could take a class in massage and do that.




Add that to the tips you'll get from massages with happy endings.

Meow.


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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: J_V]
      #3243088 - 08/26/05 01:01 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.






A+




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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: CamusEatsSumTum]
      #3243159 - 08/26/05 01:10 PM

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I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door.


Is this supposed to be a classy exit? Surely you could have engaged this teacher in an intellectual fashion rather than stormed out of the room like a two year-old.

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Re: i dropped out of high school today [Re: zabt]
      #3243725 - 08/26/05 02:15 PM

Thanks for sharing the first draft of your initial assignment in Mrs. Baxter's creative writing class.

One or two minor tweaks and it will be good to go.


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