I have been passively researching immigration, and it appears that within the next two years, I can get permanent residence in Israel, Belize, the UK and Canada (pretty much in that order of difficulty). I need to stay here a while longer to get my wife her green card so she can have some options, but after that, goodbye, US. It's been great.
Wait! Adanthar!!! I thought you were on the side saying it won't be the end?!?!?!?!?!
It's not the end. It's just the end for me, because I'm pissed off with other things in the US as it is and this is pretty much the last (giant) straw.
BTW, ironically, I'm an immigration attorney that helps people get citizenship. I should write Alanis Morrisette, maybe she can smuggle me into Canada or something.