When I was like 7 I used to play chess and I was pretty much the best kid among the kids I played with. ...Anyway, my teacher said I would be awesome if I played more, but I didn't bother. If I had kept playing chess I would totally be able to kick your ass now.
Stop bothering the IM, I will demolish your kingside 8 ways from Sunday for free, Masked Man!
The 'when I was 7 stories' from everyone are always classic. When I was 7, I was the best basketball player in my league, if I had kept playing, I'd beat Kobe Bryant....fo realz yo.