Longest post in the history of 2p2?

[wacki]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showth...page=0&vc=1 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=5472902&an=&page=0&v c=1)

Is it?

just curious

[Dynasty]

That was 6,187 words according to Word.

[Elevens]

I was more amazed that Blarg wasn't the author than the length itself.

[cambraceres]

Damn son, and everyone says I'm verbose

[Peter Harris]

did anyone type "tl;dr"?

[samjjones]

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I was more amazed that Blarg wasn't the author than the length itself.

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Before reading the post, I would've guessed there was a 42.7% chance of this being true.

[fyodor]

I didn't read it but as I was scrolling down I was thinking, "who the f wrote this? Ayn Rand?" and then I get to the bottom and the last line is:

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Capitalism is beautiful.

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/images/graemlins/smile.gif Borodog = Ayn Rand (I thought she was dead)

[cambraceres]

Is it time to move this to poli?

[wacki]

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That was 6,187 words according to Word.

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Dynasty, posts like this rock.

[bisonbison]

Just to be absolutely clear: Anarcho-capitalism is retarded.

If you believe that anarcho-capitalism is the best system to live under, you are RETARDED.

[TheMainEvent]

It I were a mod I would have deleted that post and then sent a PM saying it was an accident.

[bisonbison]

Capitalism is beautiful.

Well, it's better looking than your wife.

[bwana devil]

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It I were a mod I would have deleted that post and then sent a PM saying it was an accident.

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that's funny. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

bwana

[_TKO_]

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It I were a mod I would have deleted that post and then sent a PM saying it was an accident.

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I would have a hard time believing that Boro didn't type this up elsewhere, at least several days previous to the actual post date.

Then again, I'm also surprised that so many people read the entire thing.

[Case Closed]

I wonder if he typed all that out in the post box

[Ayn Rand]

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Just to be absolutely clear: Anarcho-capitalism is retarded.

If you believe that anarcho-capitalism is the best system to live under, you are RETARDED.

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Even I agree with this.

[Sponger.]

I laughed

[Borodog]

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Just to be absolutely clear: Anarcho-capitalism is retarded.

If you believe that anarcho-capitalism is the best system to live under, you are RETARDED.

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As always, well argued.

[PITTM]

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showth...page=0&vc=1 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=5472902&an=&page=0&v c=1)

Is it?

just curious

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What i see when i go to the link:

*** You are ignoring this user ***

rj

[Borodog]

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Capitalism is beautiful.

Well, it's better looking than your wife.

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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c153/Borodog/21888.jpg

[bisonbison]

As always, well argued.

I already posted my detailed "AC will fail in any real world test because of economies of scale and the majority's distaste for death and violence" post in politics, which the resident morons (you, riddick, no one cares who else) rebutted with sophisticated arguments like "nuh uh," "give it a chance," "history means nothing to me" and "I'd like to see them try."

I did my part to combat the retardedness of libertarnachocapitalisismo. So now I'm going back to my eternal strength: making fun of people who are dumber than me. Namely you.

You are retarded.

"Capitalism is beautiful." What a fuc[/b]king joke.

[bisonbison]

douchebag

If you can't take a little honest feedback, how are we ever going to have a productive discussion?

[FeliciaLee]

Rats, I thought I could beat it. My longest 2+2 post, however, is only 5783 words /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Big Poppa Smurf]

That post was longer, and probably had more effort put into it, than many of my papers for college.

[Shajen]

http://www.thetoxiczone.com/images/roleplay/lrp/lrp5.jpg

[The DaveR]

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douchebag

If you can't take a little honest feedback, how are we ever going to have a productive discussion?

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Get a dog.

Participate in some evil. See if they call you "unprofessional" for it.

[bisonbison]

Get a dog.

Participate in some evil. See if they call you "unprofessional" for it.

1. I'm getting a dog. Probably in July.

2. I'm being a little evil by insulting borodog's wife instead of pretending to engage his sophomoric ideas as though they deserved thorough discussion.

3. I hope to god no one I work for reads this forum, cause reading that capitalism post will make them permanently dumber.

[ImsaKidd]

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That was 6,187 words according to Word.

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How many pages is this? ~15-20?

[Borodog]

If you ever get one, have a nice life.

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*** You are ignoring this douchebag ***

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[WaterlooPoker]

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As always, well argued.

I already posted my detailed "AC will fail in any real world test because of economies of scale and the majority's distaste for death and violence" post in politics, which the resident morons (you, riddick, no one cares who else) rebutted with sophisticated arguments like "nuh uh," "give it a chance," "history means nothing to me" and "I'd like to see them try."

I did my part to combat the retardedness of libertarnachocapitalisismo. So now I'm going back to my eternal strength: making fun of people who are dumber than me. Namely you.

You are retarded.

"Capitalism is beautiful." What a fuc[/b]king joke.

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Ok. I think there is only one way to settle this. Death match style debate in the politics forum 4 posts / responses a day, one week of debate. I WILL MOD.

[The DaveR]

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That post was longer, and probably had more effort put into it, than many of my papers for college.

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To your credit, your papers were probably better.

[bisonbison]

To your credit, your papers were probably better.

But does he have a pirate shirt?

[gilbert]

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That was 6,187 words according to Word.

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How many pages is this? ~15-20?

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Probably like 30-35 if the lines are double spaced.

[diddle]

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As always, well argued.

I already posted my detailed "AC will fail in any real world test because of economies of scale and the majority's distaste for death and violence" post in politics, which the resident morons (you, riddick, no one cares who else) rebutted with sophisticated arguments like "nuh uh," "give it a chance," "history means nothing to me" and "I'd like to see them try."

I did my part to combat the retardedness of libertarnachocapitalisismo. So now I'm going back to my eternal strength: making fun of people who are dumber than me. Namely you.

You are retarded.

"Capitalism is beautiful." What a fuc[/b]king joke.

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I read your posts in the Politics forum. All your arguments boil down to "leave it or love it" and "might makes right."

[bisonbison]

I read your posts in the Politics forum. All your arguments boil down to "leave it or love it" and "might makes right."

Might doesn't make right, but given that Somalia is widely touted as the first A/C proving ground, you might be able to discern why most people aren't anxious to vote to disband the state.

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And it's not love it or leave it - but how exactly do you expect AC to get started if no one in their right mind here is gonna vote for it?

[Blarg]

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I was more amazed that Blarg wasn't the author than the length itself.

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Heheh, yeah, I gotta find a way to make mine longer now, to catch up.

[diddle]

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I read your posts in the Politics forum. All your arguments boil down to "leave it or love it" and "might makes right."

Might doesn't make right, but given that Somalia is widely touted as the first A/C proving ground, you might be able to discern why most people aren't anxious to vote to disband the state.

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Well, I think might makes right is what the world operates on, whether in nature or humanity. It doesn't necessarily make one evil to recognize that. I don't think a resourceless land like Somalia is a fair indication of what AC would consist of in a more developed part of the world. Hell, you could claim Antarctica is an AC proving ground, then try to show how AC fails because no one wants to live there. These arguments don't pass muster to me, and I'm not an ACer like the other posters.

Anyway, I guess we're all in the wrong forum.

[diddle]

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Edit:

And it's not love it or leave it - but how exactly do you expect AC to get started if no one in their right mind here is gonna vote for it?

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AC will get started when people value personal freedom and property rights more than the coercive "protection" of a large government. When will this happen? Maybe never.

[The DaveR]

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Edit:

And it's not love it or leave it - but how exactly do you expect AC to get started if no one in their right mind here is gonna vote for it?

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AC will get started when people value personal freedom and property rights more than the coercive "protection" of a large government. When will this happen? Maybe never.

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OMG, please stop. You rule at unfunny sucking. Happy?

[Dynasty]

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I was more amazed that Blarg wasn't the author than the length itself.

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Heheh, yeah, I gotta find a way to make mine longer now, to catch up.

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That was 15 words according to Word.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/thumbdown.gif Not an impressive start. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/thumbdown.gif

[diddle]

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Edit:

And it's not love it or leave it - but how exactly do you expect AC to get started if no one in their right mind here is gonna vote for it?

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AC will get started when people value personal freedom and property rights more than the coercive "protection" of a large government. When will this happen? Maybe never.

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OMG, please stop. You rule at unfunny sucking. Happy?

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Whatever bro.

[Blarg]

Most people are wise enough not to depend on the kindness of strangers. Reeling in human barbarity is a tall order. Few of us would like to be left completely to the devices of the powerful. Many of these right wing calls for social change are like asking people to jump into the woodchipper, followed by a hilarious petulance and amazement that they'd rather not.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

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To your credit, your papers were probably better.

But does he have a pirate shirt?

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No. I also don't have a ponytail. Just the gayest name in 2+2 history.

[FeliciaLee]

What about yours, Dynasty? Your Three Years in Vegas post?

[TheMainEvent]

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Most people are wise enough not to depend on the kindness of strangers. Reeling in human barbarity is a tall order. Few of us would like to be left completely to the devices of the powerful. Many of these right wing calls for social change are like asking people to jump into the woodchipper, followed by a hilarious petulance and amazement that they'd rather not.

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Nice post. And succinct /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Dynasty]

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What about yours, Dynasty? Your Three Years in Vegas post?

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Not half that long.

[PoBoy321]

Boro,

Shouldn't you be busy LARPing and trimming your mullet?

[Borodog]

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Most people are wise enough not to depend on the kindness of strangers.

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Except those in the state. Depending on the kindness of those strangers is perfectly wise. Hint: capitalism depends not on the kindness of strangers but rather on personal responsibility. The state breeds dependence on strangers and irresponsibility. It institutionalizes it.

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Reeling in human barbarity is a tall order.

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Unless the humans in question are in the government. Then they are perfectly virtuous and angelic, unencumbered by self-interest and merely human motivations.

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Few of us would like to be left completely to the devices of the powerful.

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Unless they are in government. Then you're more than happy to be left completely to their devices.

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Many of these right wing calls for social change are like asking people to jump into the woodchipper, followed by a hilarious petulance and amazement that they'd rather not.

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Right wing? Lol. It never ceases to amaze me how statists can have the pretense of omniscience concerning topics about which they have no knowledge whatsoever.

Why don't you lecture me on accretion disks and hydrodynamics while you're at it?

[Borodog]

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Boro,

Shouldn't you be busy LARPing and trimming your mullet?

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I repeat: Long hair != mullet.

[Nut4Dawgs]

Calling MicroBob. Calling MicroBob.

Childish food fight has broken out in your Forum.

Thread locking is in order.

Please report in. Forthwith.

[PoBoy321]

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Boro,

Shouldn't you be busy LARPing and trimming your mullet?

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I repeat: Long hair != mullet.

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You say potato, I say potato.

(I guess that doesn't really work when you write it out)

All the same, anyone who can't cut his hair and put on a tie for his own wedding probably has a car on blocks in his front yard and runs a meth lab.

[MicroBob]

meh. it's not that long.

[SamIAm]

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*** You are ignoring this douchebag ***

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Borodog, BisonBison told me to tell you that you're a pirate.
-Sam

[bisonbison]

Borodog, BisonBison told me to tell you that you're a pirate.

Lightning Bolt!

[MicroBob]

where was this thread before? just curious.

[bisonbison]

OOT