"Official" Live at the Bike thread (1/10) (300-500 NL)

[Kevmath]

Tonight's show is the usual NL game, 5/5 blind NL with a $300 min, $500 max. Last night was the usual 8/16 limit game, which I missed most of due to computer problems, but there seemed to be enough comments about it, including some from earlier today regarding the commentators. To hear what things they'll say tonight, you can go to the usual place to watch.

[streetz]

nice touch putting 300-500 nl on the title. really nice. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[funkymunky]

Evening all!

[Russ M.]

I just finished a great run 2-tabling 2/4 on Party! Beat these stats if you dare!

302 hands
17.55/9.27/1.50 (meh)
Amount Won: 0.00
BB/100 Hands: 0.00

[funkymunky]

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I just finished a great run 2-tabling 2/4 on Party! Beat these stats if you dare!

302 hands
17.55/9.27/1.50 (meh)
Amount Won: 0.00
BB/100 Hands: 0.00

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If you loosened up by double or triple, you'd belong on this show!

/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[streetz]

I just finished a great run 2-tabling 2/4 on Party!

these mere words alone was intimating enough.

[Russ M.]

Fear me.

[chester]

john mcclain was the character in Die Hard.

I'm Joe McClain, the youngest brother of

John, Joanne, Judy, Jim and Jeff McClain

[CDNCipher]

re-post..

those comments about the commentators was yes, a valid opinion, but COME ON!! we play poker, and as for me i don't play with grandmothers and tea party goers! Good job boys on the show. recent archive subscriber and well worth it!

Hello from Canada.

[streetz]

whao, only one pr of sunglasses. now that's really scary.

[binki]

This is a great format for a game. There is a lot more poker playing going on here than with those that money has no meaning.

[TheRekasaurus]

Anyone got a boner? GOD THIS SHOW OWNS

[BDub1]

what, your family never got past the "J's"? lol

How's it going Joe?

[BarronVangorToth]

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nice touch putting 300-500 nl on the title. really nice. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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Kevmath is, as always, The Man.

[BarronVangorToth]

Who did Bart double-fist?

[Russ M.]

Denny.

[streetz]

i just realized these damn commentators are gona my job alot more difficult. lets just focus on color commentary and less on strategy huh boys. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[cwsiggy]

Evening all.

[BarronVangorToth]

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i just realized these damn commentators are gona my job alot more difficult. lets just focus on color commentary and less on strategy huh boys. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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If you're worried about your poker profitability hinging on Bart and Tuch edumacating the masses from an internet show, well then...

[streetz]

reminds me of my 5-5 days at lucky chances casino, i miss live poker. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[graydot]

boner = erection

edit: /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[CDNCipher]

ummm... to answer your question.. a "boner" is what you get when watching the pokertropolis girls....lol

[streetz]

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i just realized these damn commentators are gona my job alot more difficult. lets just focus on color commentary and less on strategy huh boys. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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If you're worried about your poker profitability hinging on Bart and Tuch edumacating the masses from an internet show, well then...

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just a joke.....

[TheRekasaurus]

There really isn't anything to get. It's basically pointless internet jabber meant to confuse or possibly cause a laugh or two to any unsuspecting readers. Plus I figured something as strange as that comment would have to be mentioned on the show which would end up quite awkward. God I'm a bastard.

btw, it's "Wreck"asaurus /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[streetz]

bahahahahahahhahahahahahhaa

[dipster]

If your not a good player and you dont want to learn, your probably playing @ the bike on the 5-5 nl table!

[BarronVangorToth]

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boner = Mike's friend on "Growing Pains"

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fixed your post

[streetz]

Bart and Tuch

do they post here?

[graydot]

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Bart and Tuch

do they post here?

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I think I saw them post here before, not during a show though

[Russ M.]

Occasionally.

[streetz]

which one plays 5k nl and who does he post as?

[streetz]

colts all the way plus the points.

[CDNCipher]

you can live chat in my Liveatthebike chat room... follow this link...

http://www.chatzy.com/470085333028

[BarronVangorToth]

Bet loose; win big.

[Russ M.]

Bart = BartHanson
Dave = FriarTuck

[TheRekasaurus]

NO it's what is in your EAR

[arvin]

Dave and Bart,
I enjoyed your Best of shows during the holidays. Lots of the shows featured the Infamous Jesus. My question is Where has he been? Has he gone broke cuz he was a really bad player.

[BarronVangorToth]

Bart refers to me now as "someone in Internet land."

I think I'm going to cry.

[BarronVangorToth]

The guy before just open-raised to $45 - Bart and Tuch, do you find this an over-open-raise..?

I know everyone plays differently, but...

Me, personally, in NL, I like always open-raising to 3xBB + SB -- so, in this format, wouldn't an open-raise to $20 ... even $25 ... be more normal?

Why bother with NINE times the BB?

[Russ M.]

I think they should start referring to you as "Denny's #1 Fan".

[JohnE]

Julie McCullough PMOM Feb. 1986

[streetz]

is he man that guy's real name? lol

[BarronVangorToth]

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I think they should start referring to you as "Denny's #1 Fan".

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Has he even commentated in like forever?

I was busting on him like when they started and occasionally since but -- has he been on lately?

Or did they kick him off after that email came in that said "Eye Am Sofa King We Tart Ed" and he read it on the air?

[ACE-RAG]

To Dave and Bart:
Great show I watch all the time. I hear the term "action flop" on poker forums. What does "action flop{s}" mean

[funkymunky]

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Or did they kick him off after that email came in that said "Eye Am Sofa King We Tart Ed" and he read it on the air?

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Tell me this didn't really happen. Please.

[Russ M.]

I haven't seen him in at least 6 months. I hope he isn't lying in a ditch somewhere.

[streetz]

whao, what a passive table. this game needs more sunglasses.

[whalekock]

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I haven't seen him in at least 6 months. I hope he isn't lying in a ditch somewhere.

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If you count the bike ballroom as a ditch, then yes.

[BDub1]

passive? ya thinks?

[CDNCipher]

mid pair with K9 flush draw and no bet.... COME ON! get mike in there to mess with them! lol (too bad it's too low stakes)

[crackhead]

passive is right BDub. can you call spsurfin and tell him to start running over the table before we all start to fall asleep?

[dipster]

hey jim how come your not on your way down there? E-Z winner

[BDub1]

"zzzzzz", I'm sorry, I was napping there for a minute. So passive that whoever bets, with whatever holding, takes it. Nobody bets the draws, no value betting. Do these guys own a friggin book????

[BDub1]

Gus, you're my friend and I love you man, but that sucked a$$! Wait 'till I tell Kelsey!

[CDNCipher]

Hey dave and bart, Can you guys give these guys a "hand ranking" card... maybe they'll realize they can bet or even call!

[Russ M.]

I liked how Bart was trying to justify a call from Gus there.

[BDub1]

Gus has Asian nipples, hence the adoration from Bart!

[crackhead]

Bart & Tuch, can you guys make this "Bluff Night" for the last hour of the show? Something to get the players to start mixing it up a little? We're falling asleep here....

[CDNCipher]

tonights show is "caro's book of tells" on video... lol

[graydot]

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tonights show is "caro's book of tells" on video... lol

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Carlos seems to be pretty easy to read. He keeps bitching his nails when he is weak

[BarronVangorToth]

We have to call child services on Bart's dad...

[BDub1]

where's the feed!!!???

[CDNCipher]

and what about the "FHEW!" look guy with 66 gave after the guy folded to his check raise... lol

[graydot]

Commenters:
I like the advice you guys give. How long have you been playing poker for?

[Russ M.]

BARTGASM

Nice play n00b

And then he calls a bet on the river playing the board.

Yippie-kye-yay mother [censored]

[CDNCipher]

nice call on the 44.... to quote "Nice play N00B"

[dipster]

wow so Baddddd

[BDub1]

nice river call! plays the board, ha ha ha ha

[CDNCipher]

Offer these guys to validate their parking! maybe they'll loosin' up.. LOL

[dipster]

Noob (new*oob) adj.
1. A person who is new and or inexperienced to an environment, situation, or game, but doesn't admit it. This person also carries the belief that they are experienced / skilled in that environment, <font color="red"> </font> <font color="black"> </font> .
2. A person who continually fails and does not learn from their mistakes, and repeats the process.
3. A person who isn't all "there" but doesn't realize it.

[graydot]

Thank you for answering

Best show ever. I had the BR and was of legal age I would be there at that table /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[CDNCipher]

You could intimidate this table with 50 bucks! lol

[graydot]

Are you taking about High Stakes Poker?

that is a NL cash game.

You can read some blogs from D neg. playing

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post4406073 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=4406073&amp;an=0&amp;page=0#Post 4406073)

[whalekock]

Bart worked at a place called "Miyagi" but had the uniform of the Cobra Kai. What was that like Bart. Any story would be better than the game right now.

[Russ M.]

Get him a bodybag! Yeah! hehehehehehehehe!

Michael needs to get better at flopping sets.

[whalekock]

Bart, how dare you. The Karate Kid sacrificed Ralph Machio's career for our enjoyment. Never Forget.

[BarronVangorToth]

Tuch,

Was it a long day living in Reseda?

Were you free falling?

Did you meet Tom Petty?

[BDub1]

was a freeway running through your yard?

[BDub1]

Way to go gus, take that N00b!

[FriarTuck]

thanks for watching...The rest of the week should be much more exciting.
As always, feel free to send me a private message with any questions, criticisms, concerns...

See ya tomorrow night at 6 o'clock for "Whale night"

[surfinillini]

guess I didn't miss much,

kick ass tomorrow night barry

[Aragorn]

i agree.