Party blackjack, Party blackjack, dooooledoodoooo

[El Diablo]

OK. Sucker has $50 in Party. Logs on. Whoa, $100 bonus money. $150!!!! Runs it up a little, down to $30. DOUBLE, $120. Down to $30 again, BOOM, DOUBLE, $120. BOOM, $600. YES, $600!!!! Then, down to $100, then up to $630, then down to $150, then up to something, then...... BUSTO, BABY!!!!

OK, so my turn. $550. Run that shizzola down to $300. CRAP. Up a little, then down to $425. OK.

I bet $125. A6. Dealer 2. I hit. 7. I stand. Dealer 9. Dealer 10. F ME. I'm at $300.

I bet $150. KJ. MONEY, BABY! Dealer K3. DEALER PULLS A F'ING 8 OF COURSE, F ME UP THE A-HOLE.

OK GoG tells me to quit, but F that, $150. 12. Dealer 3. I stand. Dealer 10. SEND IT, BABY!!!!! $300.

OK, some action, up to $850, then down to $600, then to $800. I want $1000, though.

I bet $100. 13. Dealer 2. I stay. Dealer 3, J, 8. 23, FU PARTY BLACKJACK!!!!! $900 FOR DIABLO!!!!!!!!

I bet $100. A7. Dealer 4. I double. 9 (17). Dealer 9, A, 10, BUSTO F YOU PARTY POKER, $400 FOR DIABLO!!!!!!!!!

CASH OUT!!!!

$1100 CASH MONEY DOUBLE UP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARTY BLACKJACK, PARTY BLACKJACK, PARTY BLACKJACK, PARTY BLACKJACK, DOODOODOOOODOODOODODODODOOOOOOOOOO

[El Diablo]

PS: Sucker at the end had 19 against dealer 6, dealer pulls 15-card 20. Then 20 against dealer 5, dealer pulls 18-card 21. BRUTAL.

[El Diablo]

PS: I had $50 free money from Party + $500 from betting Yeti about joblo.com.

[El Diablo]

PS: I ran that down to about $300 at Party NL, but then I dominated and ran it back up to $555 before my Party BJ domination.

[RussianBear]

So, is online blackjack rigged too, or just the poker?

[El Diablo]

PS: HAHHAHA, I forgot that I lost a stupid bet to Sucker and had to transfer him $100, so I actually started at $450, not $550!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHAHAHAHHAHAHAH PARTY BLACKJACK, PARTY BLACKJACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RussianBear]

So, have you found your calling, El D. Is party blackjack your new-found purpose? Care to meet up later at GoldenPalace.com and throw some virtual dice?

[El Diablo]

RB,

Craps online? Really? Craps!?

[RussianBear]

Keno?

[El Diablo]

RB,

Not interested in keno. Just blackjack and craps. Well, OK, and roulette. And probably baccarat.

[RussianBear]

Pai Gow?

[El Diablo]

RB,

Yes.

[Spicymoose]

What drugs are you on, and where can I get them?

[AZK]

Drugs are called money.

[J.A.Sucker]

Hello all,


Online pai gow would be fantastic. So would online craps. Stupid Party Blackjack......

.... Party Blackjack... doooooddoooooooo

PS For Diablo,

Thanks for hijacking my account.

XOXO,

Sucker

[J.A.Sucker]

Hi Spicymoose,

We are high on life.

I cannot help you get a life. Sorry.

[shmoosh]

This is a great post, I'm still laughing.

[siccjay]

Awesomest.

[oxymoron]

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This is a great post, I'm still laughing.

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[ahnuld]

lol. anyone else have any threads of ElD posting totally wasted.

[Evenkeal]

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I want $1000, though.

I bet $100. 13. Dealer 2. I stay. Dealer 3, J, 8. 23, FU PARTY BLACKJACK!!!!! $900 FOR DIABLO!!!!!!!!

I bet $100. A7. Dealer 4. I double. 9 (17). Dealer 9, A, 10, BUSTO F YOU PARTY POKER, $400 FOR DIABLO!!!!!!!!!

CASH OUT!!!!

$1100 CASH MONEY DOUBLE UP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[b]An instant classic. I was laughing so hard I almost cried.

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[DING-DONG YO]

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RB,

Craps online? Really? Craps!?

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[Mickey Brausch]

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I bet $150. KJ. MONEY, BABY! Dealer K3.

[/ QUOTE ]Any of 'em hands suited?