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Insp. Clue!So?
10-27-2007, 01:04 AM
http://www.400monkeys.com/God/index.html

Seems complete and up to date.
SNOWBALL
10-27-2007, 01:52 AM
does anyone have a link to that page of like 300 or so arguments for the existence of god?
yukoncpa
10-27-2007, 02:38 AM
God Exists (http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm)
Subfallen
10-27-2007, 03:40 AM
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God Exists (http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm)

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Niiicce. I skimmed most of these; some of my favorites:

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The ARGUMENT FROM THE THRONE ROOM
(1) Would you stand in the presence of a mighty king and demand that he prove he exists?
(2) No?
(3) That's what you're doing with God, you arrogant bastards.
(4) I don't CARE that you can't see him!
(5) Therefore, God exists.

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ARGUMENT FROM THE MEANING OF LIFE
(1) What's the meaning of life?
(2) [Atheist gives her answer.]
(3) That's not what I believe.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

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ARGUMENT FROM HEISENBERG UNCERTAINTY
(1) The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle (HUP) states that the location or the movement of a particle can be known, but not simultaneously.
(2) But God knows everything.
(3) Therefore, the HUP is false.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

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ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

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JayTee
10-27-2007, 05:09 AM
I thought this thread was about Ted Haggard when I first read the title.
Exsubmariner
10-27-2007, 09:30 AM
This thread is no good without pictures.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/Dawins_and_Haggard.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Haggard_Jesus_Camp.jpg
BPA234
10-27-2007, 10:58 AM
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This thread is no good without pictures.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/Dawins_and_Haggard.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Haggard_Jesus_Camp.jpg

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I read OP's Subject line as The God [censored] too.
Insp. Clue!So?
10-28-2007, 11:37 AM
Really, if you were god, would you have something as ugly as that selling your product world-wide?

I mean, Angelina Jolie is available, is she not?

(oh wait, I hear she's an atheist)
DblBarrelJ
10-28-2007, 12:46 PM
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I thought this thread was about Ted Haggard when I first read the title.

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Wrong letter Jay /images/graemlins/grin.gif