**Official** uNL Microbrew Thread - October PART DEUX

[ama0330]

FIRST ETC

[GSykes]

first

[PJo336]

nooo waiii man part 2???

[ama0330]

YA RLY

[GSykes]

I WAS LAST IN OLD BREW FIRST IN THIS ONE

SHIP THE SHERBERT

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6658/ev4themontheo5.png

This mean I run bad

Or does this mean im gonna end up like FGators

[thac]

In on the ground floor in what promises to be an epic thread.

[Micro Donk]

1st page

[PJo336]

it means u need to put in more hands, 10k today, gogogogo

[whyzze]

im too colorblind to read ev graphs. Click on the box tab. Thats how I tell if I'm running good/bad

[GSykes]

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it means u need to put in more hands, 10k today, gogogogo

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Hahaha That would require 14 hours of play. No ty. 5k again today though. And 5k split between friday/saturday.

Then leaving uNL for good.

[PJo336]

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it means u need to put in more hands, 10k today, gogogogo

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Hahaha That would require 14 hours of play. No ty. 5k again today though. And 5k split between friday/saturday.

Then leaving uNL for good.

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http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mly0912l.jpg

[BrunoThePug]

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Then leaving uNL for good.

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If this is the case I motion for a mod to delete your posts in this thread and free up some brew cred for the uNL crowd.

[PJo336]

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Then leaving uNL for good.

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If this is the case I motion for a mod to delete your posts in this thread and free up some brew cred for the uNL crowd.

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BREW STAND UP!!! HOLLA

[21SuicideKing21]

one more day baby, and I'm off my 1 1/2 month break. anyone want to flip for rollz tomorrow?

[21SuicideKing21]

also ship me winning the 2+2 fantasy Basketball BBV league. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[GSykes]

Well i can leave until i use my carpal tunnel post in here

[well named]

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...snip graph...
This mean I run bad


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If by bad you mean $200 above expectation /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[GSykes]

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...snip graph...
This mean I run bad


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If by bad you mean $200 above expectation /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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i havent won 1500 my showdown winnings are below sklansky bucks. does this mean im fgators little brother.

[well named]

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i havent won 1500 my showdown winnings are below sklansky bucks. does this mean im fgators little brother.

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You're comparing the wrong lines. Sklansky bucks only has meaning in relation to showdown winnings, since it calculates your expected showdown winnings. You are running ahead of expectation in pots that get shown down.

The fact that your total winnings line is below the blue line indicates you lose money in non-showdown pots, although not nearly as much as in fgators' graph, and this isn't necessarily a bad thing, depending on typical game conditions.

Edit: And looking at the graph again, you're total winnings is tracking showdown winnings pretty well, so you're doing pretty well in non-showdown pots lately, definitely not even close to fgators-esque

[GSykes]

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i havent won 1500 my showdown winnings are below sklansky bucks. does this mean im fgators little brother.

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You're comparing the wrong lines. Sklansky bucks only has meaning in relation to showdown winnings, since it calculates your expected showdown winnings. You are running ahead of expectation in pots that get shown down.

The fact that your total winnings line is below the blue line indicates you lose money in non-showdown pots, although not nearly as much as in fgators' graph, and this isn't necessarily a bad thing, depending on typical game conditions.

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you own, ty

[BrunoThePug]

PokerEV is the most misunderstood piece of software. Somebody should write a sticky for it.

[21SuicideKing21]

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PokerEV is the most misunderstood piece of software. Somebody should write a sticky for it.

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Sounds like Pokey is the right man for the job. POKKKEEYYY!!!!!

[LiveNow]

i'm pretty sure the all in graph is the easiest one to understand.

[NL Newbie]

IT MEANS YOU CLICKED THE WRONG TAB, ALL IN THE LUCK IS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS ON POKEREV. EVERYTHING ELSE ON IT IS A BIT BIASED/SKEWED.

[thac]

lol I think I'm running good the last week. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Sorry for bitching..

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4593/bitchzr5.jpg
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3454/bitch2lx2.jpg

[NL Newbie]

no thats bad.

Blue below red = below expectation sir

[well named]

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IT MEANS YOU CLICKED THE WRONG TAB, ALL IN THE LUCK IS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS ON POKEREV. EVERYTHING ELSE ON IT IS A BIT BIASED/SKEWED.

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I've heard this before, but could you elaborate? I understand that in terms of evaluating "how good am I running" PokerEV only tells a very small part of the story, but could you explain what is biased or misleading about the graphs themselves?

I am assuming that it calculates expected showdown winnings (not just all-in luck) by looking at each street of each hand and calculating ($amount_bet x %equity), is that right?
If so, the main problem seems to be whether or not it calculates equity when drawing just the next card, or expected equity at showdown if there is no more betting. Either way seems at least a little problematic, but it still seems semi-useful.

Actually, I mainly use pokerEV to easily see the difference between how much I win at showdown vs. without showdown for different situations using the filters. It's a nice way to look for situations where you may habitually be missing opportunities to steal, or situations where you may be committing too lightly.

[NL Newbie]

just repeating what the maker said.

The other tabs skewed by your game style, LAG vs nit for example.

[vixticator]

Where do you d/l ev graph?

[well named]

www.pokerevsoftware.com (http://www.pokerevsoftware.com)

[LiveNow]

beat: i won't move up even though i have over 100 BI's at 50NL /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[21SuicideKing21]

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beat: i won't move up even though i have over 100 BI's at 50NL /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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taking the bldswttrs approach i see. read up on that a couple of days ago.

[vixticator]

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beat: i won't move up even though i have over 100 BI's at 50NL /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]Damn, I thought I was a nit for waiting in general for 30-40bi.

[whyzze]

high five for being a bankroll nit!


im one too

[Sean Fraley]

I have $2005 in the bankroll which means that today I attempt to graduate from the micros. Praying that I don't run bad.

[whyzze]

goodluck...thats one of the reasons I am a nit. So I dont have to immediately move down after 1-2 bad sessions.

[Sean Fraley]

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goodluck...thats one of the reasons I am a nit. So I dont have to immediately move down after 1-2 bad sessions.

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I set my point for moving down at $1500. I may well bounce for a bit.

[21SuicideKing21]

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I have $2005 in the bankroll which means that today I attempt to graduate from the micros. Praying that I don't run bad.

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gl sir. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[LT22]

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goodluck...thats one of the reasons I am a nit. So I dont have to immediately move down after 1-2 bad sessions.

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I set my point for moving down at $1500. I may well bounce for a bit.

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how much do u play per month? If it's a lot just grind out your bankroll til its really ready

[LiveNow]

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beat: i won't move up even though i have over 100 BI's at 50NL /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]Damn, I thought I was a nit for waiting in general for 30-40bi.

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meh, i'm making pretty good money at 50nl (i played 100nl basically all of september, made a bunch, but then when on a downswing so moved back down), so i don't really feel the need to move, i guess it's bad for my progression as a player, but it's (50nl) just so damn easy at this point for me...

[thac]

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no thats bad.

Blue below red = below expectation sir

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lol sarcasm /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Sean Fraley]

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goodluck...thats one of the reasons I am a nit. So I dont have to immediately move down after 1-2 bad sessions.

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I set my point for moving down at $1500. I may well bounce for a bit.

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how much do u play per month? If it's a lot just grind out your bankroll til its really ready

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I play 30-40 thousand hands per month. I consider 20 buy-ins to be fine for the time being, and really don't mind if I have to bounce back and forth between 50NL and 100NL as I adjust/run bad.

[vixticator]

Anyone care to explain wtf these mean?

Anyways, all-in luck:

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1383/allinwinningtf9.png

[LiveNow]

you're running semi bad.

[21SuicideKing21]

yeah I just downloaded the Poker EV program, anyone mind telling me what this means? This is at 25NL, does this mean I ran bad?

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8827/pokerevgraphmh6.png

[vixticator]

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you're running semi bad.

[/ QUOTE ]I figured out how to host this one now:

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7599/atotalwinba2.jpg

That has no real meaning, right? Total winnings way higher than showdown winnings and same as Sklansky bucks.

[LiveNow]

no clue, sorry. I think it's a waste of time to analyze that crap tbh.

[thac]

suicideking running a little above expectation and vix running a little below expectation.. nothing to analyze really, just something to make people feel better when in a downswing. Meh.

[vixticator]

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suicideking running a little above expectation and vix running a little below expectation.. nothing to analyze really, just something to make people feel better when in a downswing. Meh.

[/ QUOTE ]Yeah, I didn't think so. Is that graph with green/blue/red line totally worthless without some kind of context?

[21SuicideKing21]

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suicideking running a little above expectation and vix running a little below expectation.. nothing to analyze really, just something to make people feel better when in a downswing. Meh.

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k thanks.

[well named]

I agree with thac, you can't analyze EV graphs in a vacuum. It's more useful if you have some particular kind of situations in mind, and you can use the filters to investigate those hands.

Checkout The cumulative bet vs. equity on the analysis tab with various types of hands, or look at the showdown winnings vs total winnings when you flopped a flush draw in position, things like that.

[NL Newbie]

STOP POSITNG THE WRONGF [censored] GRAPHSI AHDKLHSILSAHOF{SAFSAFSAGFf dsgfdgfhds ff

[vixticator]

LOL ok no more graphs in brew sorry.

[PJo336]

lol i missed you too fulltilt


LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

BB: 1,855
UTG: 1,335
Hero (UTG+1): 2,020
UTG+2: 1,550
MP1: 560
MP2: 1,460
CO: 1,020
BTN: 1,580
SB: 2,120

Pre-Flop: (30) Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif dealt to Hero (UTG+1)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to 60</font>, 5 folds, SB calls 50, BB calls 40

Flop: (180) 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets 100</font>, SB calls 100, BB folds

Turn: (380) Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets 380</font>, Hero calls 380

River: (1,140) 3/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets 1,500</font>, Hero calls 1,480 and is All-In

Results: 4,100 Pot
Hero mucked Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif (Full house, Queens full of Threes) and LOST (-2,020 NET)
SB showed 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif (four of a kind, Threes) and WON 4,100 (+2,080 NET)

/images/graemlins/blush.gif

i was tarping him on the turn

[x]documents

[LiveNow]

lol turn call sucks

[PJo336]

haha mahhh bad, figured at most he was DRAWING TO ONE [censored] OUT

[LiveNow]

oh really. and what made you come to that conclusion?

[PJo336]

cuz its full tilt

[LiveNow]

lol. honestly, that's probably one of the worst cards ott to smooth call (the worst being a diamond obv).

[PJo336]

hahah thats so true, bah i just didnt wanna rumble with the only guy at the table that had me covered

[LiveNow]

you had a set. you want to rumble with him. you want to rumble with him in a big way....

[PJo336]

im not looking for help im looking for sympathy WAHHHHH LOOK AT MEEEE WAHHHH

we need gelford around more, i havent gotten a strong enuff dose of ole grump recently

[LiveNow]

maybe you should be looking for help

[PJo336]

i cant take tourneys seriously enuff unless they are hugeee paydays

[ama0330]

HI POKER

FU

FROM AMA

[NL Newbie]

Rather than spamming uNL with reasonably easy/unimportant hands ive posted them here - Give me your thoughts on the best line and why.

uNL forum seems to be full of 394043 standard hands, these are probably 10x as hard than most posted but guess ill help keep the grass clear.


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HAND #1
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

UTG: $27.50
CO: $13.20
Hero (BTN): $58.95
SB: $32.95
BB: $24.90

Pre-Flop: Q/images/graemlins/club.gif 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1</font>, SB calls $0.90, BB folds

Flop: ($2.25) J/images/graemlins/spade.gif K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 7/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($2.25) 2/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.25</font>, Hero calls $0.25

River: ($2.75) T/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $1.75</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.75</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $23.50</font>, Hero

This guys taking shots me, but ive never seen what hes raised. Hes not gone wild like raisign 100% of my bets etc, just i keep robbing his blind blatently and he likes to play hands so he calls alot and we play poker.

Still, i dont think im ever ahead here except perhaps to a rare KT or something wierd. Thoughts?



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HAND #2
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Full Tilt Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

Hero (BB): $25.35
UTG: $58.65
CO: $33.55
BTN: $7.70
SB: $32.75

Pre-Flop: A/images/graemlins/spade.gif J/images/graemlins/heart.gif dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, BTN calls $0.25, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.50</font>, BTN calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.10) J/images/graemlins/club.gif K/images/graemlins/club.gif 9/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2</font>, BTN calls $2

Turn: ($7.10) 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $4.60</font>, BTN calls $4.20 and is All-In


This guys 22/6 or something, thoughts on turn - I think im ahead, but debated over Chkcall or bet.


See, they're both standard IMO but thoughts anyway

[kaz2107]

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HI POKER

FU

FROM AMA

[/ QUOTE ]more whinning less poker?!?!?!?

EDIT:
PS
gladiator is on tnt HD atm and is ubber bad ass

[thing85]

I suck at MTTs. Why can't I score big like people do?

[vixticator]

NLNewbie

1. I'm not c-betting this spot very much either. It's a strange way to play KT but plausible. Maybe JT? TT? AQ seems possible. Or, minbet flush draw on turn. Some kind of just nothing bluff that he doesn't think can show down. Ugh, very sick 3bet on river. You should be beat, right? I hate myself if I call or fold.

2. Pushing or c/c push both fine IMO. He's probably not folding big flush draw either way.

[Mr_Pathetic]

I am about to make a huge PokerEV graph thread and tell everyone how to use this [censored] so you all will stop saying they are meaningless. I am probably going to regret it too but someone needs to say it.

[NL Newbie]

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I am about to make a huge PokerEV graph thread and tell everyone how to use this [censored] so you all will stop saying they are meaningless. I am probably going to regret it too but someone needs to say it.

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Post this

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read the help file, k thx bye

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[thac]

Oh hi.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9114/godmodeta7.jpg

[thac]

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gladiator is on tnt HD atm and is ubber bad ass

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There's a goofy-ass lag from the voice to the lips and it bothers the hell out of me.

[kaz2107]

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gladiator is on tnt HD atm and is ubber bad ass

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There's a goofy-ass lag from the voice to the lips and it bothers the hell out of me.

[/ QUOTE ]mine is good to go. looks like u run bad at tv and not 100nl. seems like a good trade off

[HBomb]

I guess you could say I'm playing/running rather well the less hands I play on pokerstars..

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/8403/last650handscu1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[thac]

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I guess you could say I'm playing/running rather well the less hands I play on pokerstars..

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I told you so!

[thing85]

[ QUOTE ]
I guess you could say I'm playing/running rather well the less hands I play on pokerstars..

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Tell me about it. I played 0 hands today and lost no money! Foolproof way to make sure you never lose money. I'm going to write a book about it. Or drink.

Hmm...

[LT22]

I deposited to Stars to check it out, 50 is a joke

Basically you got your fish and then your 12 tabling FGators TAGfish who is there trying to get his 40k hands in for the month in the least amount of hours possible so he gets 10k VPPs

&lt;3

[Micro Donk]

filtered pokerev for 5-20BB pots, and im down nearly 700BB total in them...that might be a leak...one that i dont know how to fix...besides not giving up as easily to postflop bets

[whyzze]

why cant I win the damn cardrunner's giveaway /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[ShipitFMA]

80th

[whyzze]

im being forced to celebrate "sweetest day" against my will.

I need some suggestions for the day. help me uNL

[thing85]

When is that again?

[NL Newbie]

OMG I SUCK OUT LIKE FISH FOR FIRST TIME AT FTP(Not sucked out untill this ldo)&gt;

QT on Q89 vs JT who calls/raises me on flop (minimum) so i call thinking im behind.

8


Q



Dont min raise mepunk.

[NL Newbie]

kshdshdkladsksd

I hate when they can have everything, but they have the one hand that i say to kolo "if he has J9 im gonna puke".

Full Tilt Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 3 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

BTN: $25.30
SB: $35.80
Hero (BB): $25

Pre-Flop: 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif dealt to Hero (BB)
BTN folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.50) 4/images/graemlins/club.gif T/images/graemlins/heart.gif A/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.50) 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($0.50) 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $6.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $35.50</font>, Hero calls $12.75 and is All-In

Results: $50 Pot ($1 Rake)
SB showed 9/images/graemlins/club.gif J/images/graemlins/club.gif (a straight, Jack high) and WON $49 (+$24 NET)
Hero mucked 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif (a straight, Eight high) and LOST (-$25 NET)

[Sean Fraley]

First day at 100NL results in -1.5 buy-ins in 1500 hands. Meh. I don't know if it's just skewed perception or just the time/tables that I played at but it seems to me that this is just 50NL with (on average) one less loose fish and one more TAGfish per table.

[Micro Donk]

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kshdshdkladsksd

I hate when they can have everything, but they have the one hand that i say to kolo "if he has J9 im gonna puke".

Full Tilt Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 3 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

BTN: $25.30
SB: $35.80
Hero (BB): $25

Pre-Flop: 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif dealt to Hero (BB)
BTN folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.50) 4/images/graemlins/club.gif T/images/graemlins/heart.gif A/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.50) 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($0.50) 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $6.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $35.50</font>, Hero calls $12.75 and is All-In

Results: $50 Pot ($1 Rake)
SB showed 9/images/graemlins/club.gif J/images/graemlins/club.gif (a straight, Jack high) and WON $49 (+$24 NET)
Hero mucked 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif (a straight, Eight high) and LOST (-$25 NET)

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i had one of those too

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

UTG: $39.75
CO: $110.85
BTN: $14.20
SB: $31.25
Hero (BB): $24.65

Pre-Flop: 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, CO calls $0.25, BTN calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($1) 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif (4 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $0.75</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $2</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $31 and is All-In</font> Hero says that this would be such a huge cooler if you have T9, then calls $16.40 and is All-In

Turn: ($49.80) J/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($49.80) J/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $49.80 Pot ($2 Rake)
SB showed T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 9/images/graemlins/club.gif (a straight, Seven to Jack) and WON $47.80 (+$23.15 NET)
Hero mucked 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif and LOST (-$24.65 NET)

[thing85]

Is someone here Amzzy on Stars?

[vixticator]

Full Tilt tournament structures seem long, 10 levels before ante?

[ShipitFMA]

Lame ^^ i like to start pushbotting after the first break, only way i can amass chips

[vixticator]

[ QUOTE ]
Lame ^^ i like to start pushbotting after the first break, only way i can amass chips

[/ QUOTE ]Do FT tournaments last longer on avg than stars?

[vixticator]

WTF my hud overlay on FT is way off, like 2 seats on all. Ugh, any way to fix this other than manually?

[corsakh]

You can try Jerry Young's approach.

[vixticator]

[ QUOTE ]
You can try Jerry Young's approach.

[/ QUOTE ]Who what where?

[corsakh]

You missed 2007 WSOP?

[vixticator]

[ QUOTE ]
You missed 2007 WSOP?

[/ QUOTE ]Oh, Jerry YANG. Good idea. I think I will.

[prodonkey]

[ QUOTE ]
WTF my hud overlay on FT is way off, like 2 seats on all. Ugh, any way to fix this other than manually?

[/ QUOTE ]

close it and restart it.

[corsakh]

Please report on progress /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[vixticator]

[ QUOTE ]
Please report on progress /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[/ QUOTE ]Heh, how do I get instant hand history? I'm FT NOOB.

[yellowbluebus]

[ QUOTE ]
kshdshdkladsksd

I hate when they can have everything, but they have the one hand that i say to kolo "if he has J9 im gonna puke".

Full Tilt Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 3 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

BTN: $25.30
SB: $35.80
Hero (BB): $25

Pre-Flop: 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif dealt to Hero (BB)
BTN folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.50) 4/images/graemlins/club.gif T/images/graemlins/heart.gif A/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.50) 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($0.50) 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $6.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $35.50</font>, Hero calls $12.75 and is All-In

Results: $50 Pot ($1 Rake)
SB showed 9/images/graemlins/club.gif J/images/graemlins/club.gif (a straight, Jack high) and WON $49 (+$24 NET)
Hero mucked 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif (a straight, Eight high) and LOST (-$25 NET)

[/ QUOTE ]

Sorry bro about this cooler. I should have raised instead of limping in SB. Maybe that would've changed the outcome.

[TTStrangler]

This is so standard I didn't want to spam the main board with this hand. Do you guys usually cbet this flop?

Me at this table 15/15/..
Villain 44/20/1.3

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($6.60)
Hero ($4.88)
BB ($1.69)
UTG ($1.76)
MP ($4.67)
CO ($5.01)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $0.15</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.55</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $0.40.

Flop: ($1.15) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif, 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">

[NL Newbie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
kshdshdkladsksd

I hate when they can have everything, but they have the one hand that i say to kolo "if he has J9 im gonna puke".

Full Tilt Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 3 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

BTN: $25.30
SB: $35.80
Hero (BB): $25

Pre-Flop: 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif dealt to Hero (BB)
BTN folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.50) 4/images/graemlins/club.gif T/images/graemlins/heart.gif A/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.50) 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($0.50) 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $6.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $35.50</font>, Hero calls $12.75 and is All-In

Results: $50 Pot ($1 Rake)
SB showed 9/images/graemlins/club.gif J/images/graemlins/club.gif (a straight, Jack high) and WON $49 (+$24 NET)
Hero mucked 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif (a straight, Eight high) and LOST (-$25 NET)

[/ QUOTE ]

Sorry bro about this cooler. I should have raised instead of limping in SB. Maybe that would've changed the outcome.

[/ QUOTE ]

Lol it was vs you?

[vixticator]

LOL JERRY YANGAMENTS

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 40/80 Blinds, 9 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

UTG+2: 2,034
MP1: 860
MP2: 2,095
CO: 4,920
BTN: 3,355
SB: 2,455
Hero (BB): 2,940
UTG: 5,530
UTG+1: 1,430

Pre-Flop: (120) 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif 6/images/graemlins/club.gif dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG calls 80, 7 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (200) A/images/graemlins/club.gif Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif T/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

Turn: (200) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets 120</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to 400</font>, UTG calls 280

River: (1,000) 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets 650</font>, UTG folds

Results: 1,000 Pot
Hero mucked 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif 6/images/graemlins/club.gif and WON 1,000 (+520 NET)

[corsakh]

Don't forget about the gutshots. The lord loves thee gutshots.

[vixticator]

[ QUOTE ]
Don't forget about the gutshots. The lord loves thee gutshots.

[/ QUOTE ]And flush draws.

Jerry Yang lessons coming in handy!

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 50/100 Blinds, 9 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

UTG+2: 1,214
MP1: 1,710
MP2: 1,975
CO: 5,110
BTN: 3,475
SB: 2,315
Hero (BB): 3,420
UTG: 5,090
UTG+1: 1,310

Pre-Flop: (150) 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, UTG+2 calls 100, 5 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (250) 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG+2 bets 100</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to 2,600</font>, UTG+2 calls 1,014 and is All-In

Turn: (2,478) K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (2,478) 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 2,478 Pot
UTG+2 showed J/images/graemlins/club.gif T/images/graemlins/club.gif (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-1,214 NET)
Hero showed 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (a flush, King high) and WON 2,478 (+1,264 NET)

[yellowbluebus]

Yeah, unfortunately I gave a stack away on another table at the time this hand was taking place...flush over flush.

[corsakh]

This one is tough. I don't know. I reckon he loves JT more. But you had a gutshot too, so the lord was happy.

[bazooka87]

Time to put in some hands, pray for meeeee

[corsakh]

Jerry prayes for everyone.

[vixticator]

WWJYD?

(LOL @ this actually working btw.)

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 50/100 Blinds, 7 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

UTG: 4,990
UTG+1: 3,115
MP: 5,110
CO: 5,650
BTN: 4,225
Hero (SB): 4,534
BB: 5,040

Pre-Flop: (150) 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG calls 100, UTG+1 calls 100, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to 400</font>, BB folds, UTG calls 300, UTG+1 folds

Flop: (1,000) 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 9/images/graemlins/club.gif J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets 900</font>, UTG folds

Results: 1,000 Pot
Hero mucked 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif and WON 1,000 (+600 NET)


LORD SHOW US YOUR POWERS! (ONE TIME!)

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 60/120 Blinds, 9 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

CO: 4,050
BTN: 934
SB: 3,850
BB: 4,995
UTG: 5,650
UTG+1: 4,225
Hero (UTG+2): 5,434
MP1: 4,880
MP2: 5,522

Pre-Flop: (180) Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif dealt to Hero (UTG+2)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to 350</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to 934 and is All-In</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls 584

Flop: (2,048) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: (2,048) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (2,048) Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 2,048 Pot
BTN showed K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif K/images/graemlins/club.gif (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-934 NET)
Hero showed Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (three of a kind, Queens) and WON 2,048 (+1,114 NET)



FEAR ME BITCH!

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 60/120 Blinds, 9 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

UTG+1: 4,050
UTG+2: 8,468
MP1: 3,970
MP2: 4,515
CO: 5,950
BTN: 4,045
Hero (SB): 6,428
BB: 4,760
UTG: 5,822

Pre-Flop: (180) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif A/images/graemlins/club.gif dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, <font color="red">MP1 raises to 240</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls 180, BB folds

Flop: (600) 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif T/images/graemlins/club.gif K/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP1 bets 600</font>, Hero calls 600

Turn: (1,800) J/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

River: (1,800) K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets 1,200</font>, MP1 folds

Results: 1,800 Pot
Hero mucked 7/images/graemlins/club.gif A/images/graemlins/club.gif and WON 1,800 (+960 NET)


Testing my faith, ldo.

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 80/160 Blinds, 9 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

UTG: 4,071
UTG+1: 9,958
UTG+2: 3,370
MP1: 12,994
MP2: 10,965
CO: 3,805
Hero (BTN): 7,148
SB: 3,495
BB: 4,796

Pre-Flop: (240) J/images/graemlins/club.gif 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif dealt to Hero (BTN)
4 folds, MP2 calls 160, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to 400</font>, SB calls 320, BB folds, MP2 calls 240

Flop: (1,360) T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif T/images/graemlins/club.gif (3 Players)
SB checks, MP2 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets 800</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to 1,850</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to 6,748 and is All-In</font>, SB calls 1,245 and is All-In

Turn: (7,550) 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (7,550) 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 7,550 Pot
Hero showed J/images/graemlins/club.gif 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif (two pair, Tens and Nines) and LOST (-3,495 NET)
SB showed T/images/graemlins/spade.gif J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (three of a kind, Tens) and WON 7,550 (+4,055 NET)


Wow. Jerry Yang [censored] owns.

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 100/200 Blinds, 9 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

CO: 10,060
BTN: 3,187
SB: 11,680
BB: 17,225
UTG: 9,666
UTG+1: 3,565
Hero (UTG+2): 3,558
MP1: 6,375
MP2: 5,346

Pre-Flop: (300) A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif T/images/graemlins/spade.gif dealt to Hero (UTG+2)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to 450</font>, 3 folds, BTN calls 450, 2 folds

Flop: (1,200) 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif T/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets 775</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to 2,737 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls 1,962

Turn: (6,674) 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (6,674) 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 6,674 Pot
BTN showed 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif K/images/graemlins/spade.gif (two pair, Sevens and Sixes) and LOST (-3,187 NET)
Hero showed A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif T/images/graemlins/spade.gif (two pair, Tens and Sixes) and WON 6,674 (+3,487 NET)

[bazooka87]

Heh so many eighteenth level plays by him here, it's hard to pick just one

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($77.20)
Hero ($56.70)
Button ($109.15)
SB ($47.25)
BB ($49.75)
UTG ($47.95)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $1.75, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($4.50) K/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $3</font>, SB calls $3.

Turn: ($10.50) 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($10.50) 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $3.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $11</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $42.25</font>, Hero calls $31.25.

Final Pot: $95

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 8c Qd (high card, king).
Hero has As 9h (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $95. </font>

[vixticator]

Edit: Second break, 14k chips (avg 9.8k). ~10 more out and in the money. Nice.

I don't know if I can read souls or am a donk. But this is funny either way. Almost in teh money.

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 150/300 Blinds, 25 Ante, 9 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

UTG+1: 15,610
UTG+2: 2,148
MP1: 11,798
MP2: 12,420
CO: 7,530
BTN: 3,205
Hero (SB): 8,040
BB: 3,958
UTG: 5,553

Pre-Flop: (675) 8/images/graemlins/club.gif K/images/graemlins/heart.gif dealt to Hero (SB)
7 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to 900</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to 3,933 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls 3,033

Flop: (8,091) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif 5/images/graemlins/club.gif Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: (8,091) 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (8,091) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 8,091 Pot
Hero showed 8/images/graemlins/club.gif K/images/graemlins/heart.gif (a pair of Fives) and WON 8,091 (+4,133 NET)
BB showed J/images/graemlins/heart.gif 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-3,958 NET)

[vixticator]

Wow, I'm the chipleader with 180 left. Top prize $2k+. I flip goot.

[ShipitFMA]

what tourny is this?

[vixticator]

[ QUOTE ]
what tourny is this?

[/ QUOTE ]10+1 midnight madness on full tilt... I am YouRinsane.

[corsakh]

sweating

[corsakh]

You cold calling 99 in a tourney?

[vixticator]

[ QUOTE ]
You cold calling 99 in a tourney?

[/ QUOTE ]Yeah, I'm not sure there. He was UTG, don't have set value per se but value of doubling up is huge... we were both kind of deep there. I was calling the squeeze if he didn't... hmm...

[vixticator]

For you Jerry Yang fans...

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 600/1,200 Blinds, 150 Ante, 8 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

UTG+1: 33,173
MP1: 29,243
MP2: 47,779
CO: 22,254
BTN: 8,288
SB: 13,128
Hero (BB): 29,010
UTG: 21,749

Pre-Flop: (3,000) 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 7/images/graemlins/club.gif dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG calls 1,200, SB calls 600, Hero checks

Flop: (4,800) 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 2/images/graemlins/club.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets 2,800</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to 9,000</font>

Results: 10,400 Pot
Hero mucked 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 7/images/graemlins/club.gif and WON 10,400 (+6,250 NET)

[vixticator]

Shove and pray time, basically.

I raised, folded 55 UTG... meh. Prob just open fold that [censored].

[thac]

whats ur sn?

[corsakh]

Your in massive moneys man. You cant raise given the stack size. Gotta win a few pushaments.

[vixticator]

[ QUOTE ]
whats ur sn?

[/ QUOTE ]YouRinsane

I'll be busto any second now, lol. Less than 10bb.

[thac]

I'm railing, so shove. You'll win with any 2.

[corsakh]

http://imagemasters.imagefolio.com/cgi-b...t=&amp;bool=and (http://imagemasters.imagefolio.com/cgi-bin/ImageFolio42/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&amp;link=Section_B__Editori al_and_Request_Downloads/07_17_Final_Table_thru_5AM_Champion&amp;image=ISS_0727 _1.jpg&amp;img=0&amp;search=jerry&amp;cat=all&amp;tt=&amp;bool=and)

[vixticator]

Open shove with this stack still or...?

[corsakh]

2400 + 1200 = 3600 + antes
M &lt; 8, shove

[vixticator]

Haha, I run so good. I was pretty sure he had an overpair. Hee haw.

[thac]

I'd open shove with your stack /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[ShipitFMA]

[ QUOTE ]
Haha, I run so good. I was pretty sure he had an overpair. Hee haw.

[/ QUOTE ]

Your rank, players left, and first prize please

[vixticator]

9th out of 40... 2.8k

[corsakh]

Top ten out of 40
Top 3 pretty sweet, over gren each.

[vixticator]

I want to steal teh blinds but I don't know if it'll work.

[bored]

[ QUOTE ]
I want to steal teh blinds but I don't know if it'll work.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'd shove if someone limped into my BB with those antes and those blinds, but I suck at tourneys.

[ShipitFMA]

Whilst we're all working together as a team, can someone suggest a FTP screen name for me to use? Im putting off playing there until i can think of a clever and witty one

[bored]

KK... that was nasty /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[corsakh]

500% ROI. GG.

[vixticator]

Meh, I didn't like my 77 shove. Raise/fold again? Heh.

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 1,500/3,000 Blinds, 400 Ante, 8 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

SB: 1,534
BB: 43,444
Hero (UTG): 63,540
UTG+1: 106,076
MP1: 49,446
MP2: 156,560
CO: 14,838
BTN: 14,268

Pre-Flop: (7,334) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to 63,140 and is All-In</font>, BB calls 40,044 and is All-In

Flop: (90,422) Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 Players - 2 are All-In)

Turn: (90,422) A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 Players - 2 are All-In)

River: (90,422) 6/images/graemlins/club.gif (3 Players - 2 are All-In)

Results: 90,422 Pot
SB showed T/images/graemlins/club.gif 8/images/graemlins/club.gif (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-1,534 NET)
BB showed K/images/graemlins/spade.gif K/images/graemlins/club.gif (a pair of Kings) and WON 90,422 (+46,978 NET)
Hero showed 7/images/graemlins/club.gif 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-43,444 NET)

[bored]

[ QUOTE ]
Meh, I didn't like my 77 shove. Raise/fold again? Heh.

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 1,500/3,000 Blinds, 400 Ante, 8 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

SB: 1,534
BB: 43,444
Hero (UTG): 63,540
UTG+1: 106,076
MP1: 49,446
MP2: 156,560
CO: 14,838
BTN: 14,268

Pre-Flop: (7,334) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to 63,140 and is All-In</font>, BB calls 40,044 and is All-In

Flop: (90,422) Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 Players - 2 are All-In)

Turn: (90,422) A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 Players - 2 are All-In)

River: (90,422) 6/images/graemlins/club.gif (3 Players - 2 are All-In)

Results: 90,422 Pot
SB showed T/images/graemlins/club.gif 8/images/graemlins/club.gif (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-1,534 NET)
BB showed K/images/graemlins/spade.gif K/images/graemlins/club.gif (a pair of Kings) and WON 90,422 (+46,978 NET)
Hero showed 7/images/graemlins/club.gif 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-43,444 NET)

[/ QUOTE ]

I didn't like it b/c the one guy was allin and you were UTG and you flip with any donk calling you with pretty overcards.

[vixticator]

[ QUOTE ]
I didn't like it b/c the one guy was allin and you were UTG and you flip with any donk calling you with pretty overcards.

[/ QUOTE ]True, maybe even limp/fold.

[corsakh]

Opposite. This raise reps a lot of strength since you cant win the pot by folding your opponent. He cant call with any overcards.

[vixticator]

End game tournaments are teh suck. I was pwning them with small blinds. Then just go all push bot.

[prodonkey]

20+bb shove? That's awful

[thac]

[ QUOTE ]
Whilst we're all working together as a team, can someone suggest a FTP screen name for me to use? Im putting off playing there until i can think of a clever and witty one

[/ QUOTE ]

Plz be ilovemyblackboxer and use the black dog instead of the boxer.

[corsakh]

The funnies one I saw was

RU18B4IFU?

[fozzy71]

I hate AA vs 88/12/0......... while 6-tabling........ stoned........

asdfghjkl';

I didnt believe him, so Mad-Monkey-Tilt Shove ensued. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

Spewrrific

FYI - T7o = teh nust

[bored]

[ QUOTE ]
I hate AA vs 88/12/0......... while 6-tabling........ stoned........

asdfghjkl';

I didnt believe him, so Mad-Monkey-Tilt Shove ensued. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

Spewrrific

FYI - T7o = teh nust

[/ QUOTE ]

[ ] Post made sense

[vixticator]

[ QUOTE ]
The funnies one I saw was

RU18B4IFU?

[/ QUOTE ]OMG that's too good to be true. I wonder if it ever got banned.

[whyzze]

so im playing like my usual semi maniac self and I own some 16/14 in a 3bet pot and he starts berating me. You know the standard berating. Then some 35/2...the whole reason im at the table tells him not to tap the tank. loooolllll!!!111eleven1!one

[whyzze]

so close vix. nice run. Thats a decent tournament to play in. I used to play it every now and then and did quite well. Im sure if you keep giving it a shot ull hit the final table no problem.

[thac]

[ QUOTE ]
so im playing like my usual semi maniac self and I own some 16/14 in a 3bet pot and he starts berating me. You know the standard berating. Then some 35/2...the whole reason im at the table tells him not to tap the tank. loooolllll!!!111eleven1!one

[/ QUOTE ]

This is hilarious.

[ShipitFMA]

Since moving up;

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4434/swongsr1thingem9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Swongy

[prodonkey]

I &lt;3 swongs

[thac]

Good job FMA!

[vixticator]

Wow everyone seems to be running goot in 50nl, maybe I'll move up early... technically I should be taking shots with 950$ anyways. But, lol, I spent like NO TIME in 25nl.

edit: Does 25nl play any different at FT vs PS? Or, same stuff.

[Gelford]

Testing if I can post from work ?

[thac]

You can't.

[prodonkey]

ldo

[bazooka87]

For 50nl stars regs, when did sixxxpac started shortstacking ahahaha

[Gelford]

[ QUOTE ]
You can't.

[/ QUOTE ]


The level of grumpyness in the brew is getting alarmingly low, ldo /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[prodonkey]

You can still play on party.. you just don't understand.

[ShipitFMA]

How does FTP 50nl compare to stars 50nl? I kind of delayed moving up because i figured stars would just be a nit garden, but even alot of the tags aren't THAT good

[ama0330]

[ QUOTE ]
You can still play on party.. you just don't understand.

[/ QUOTE ]

Party is no easier than FT

[prodonkey]

You don't have to lie

[GSykes]

[ QUOTE ]
How does FTP 50nl compare to stars 50nl? I kind of delayed moving up because i figured stars would just be a nit garden, but even alot of the tags aren't THAT good

[/ QUOTE ]

Um LDO, Stars is easier imo.

[ama0330]

srs yo, party is no easier than FT. ive been at FT about a month now and ive seen some pretty amazing droolers, and i would say that on average the party regs are wayyyy better than the FT regs

[Berky]

i think ftp is easier. stars is nitty

[ShipitFMA]

I thought everyone was in agreeance with FTP being far easier than stars, are you being serious in saying stars is easier GSykes?

[ama0330]

party has all these sick scandinavian regulars who just hammer on you non stop whereas at FT its pretty easy to take pots away on the turn etc

[Gelford]

[ QUOTE ]
party has all these sick scandinavian regulars who just hammer on you non stop whereas at FT its pretty easy to take pots away on the turn etc

[/ QUOTE ]


ahhh yes ... the scandinavians /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[GSykes]

[ QUOTE ]
i think ftp is easier. stars is nitty

[/ QUOTE ]

maybe for the day crowd but for me i never have a table less than 25% VPIP, but then again i dont mind abusing some regs either

[ama0330]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/860/1192789475370ky6.jpg

[netstorm]

hmmm, havent been around for some time in the microbrew. The BBV threads about AP are just too much fun to read. Huge dramabombs everyday /images/graemlins/smile.gif

@ NLNewbie: Sorry I wasnt around to sweat you yesterday, was kinda busy with other stuff.

[Gelford]

[ QUOTE ]
The BBV threads about AP are just too much fun to read. Huge dramabombs everyday /images/graemlins/smile.gif


[/ QUOTE ]

Cliffnotes ?

[PJo336]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The BBV threads about AP are just too much fun to read. Huge dramabombs everyday /images/graemlins/smile.gif


[/ QUOTE ]

Cliffnotes ?

[/ QUOTE ]
AP cheated

[ShipitFMA]

I lose with every set i flop =\ [censored] this. I should just open fold every single set

[Gelford]

[ QUOTE ]
I lose with every set i flop =\ [censored] this. I should just open fold every single set

[/ QUOTE ]


So do I, yet my winrate is positive ... go figure ???

[corsakh]

You also think you are a cat. Its ok.

[Gelford]

[ QUOTE ]
You also think you are a cat. Its ok.

[/ QUOTE ]


I pwn ... what can I do ?

[ShipitFMA]

oh man after running like [censored], SHIP IT

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($30.70)
Hero ($109.20)
MP ($153.35)
CO ($44.45)
Button ($83.55)
SB ($81.45)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $19</font>, MP calls $13.

Flop: ($38.75) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $134.35</font>, Hero calls $65.20 (All-In).

Turn: ($219.15) 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($219.15) 3/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $219.15

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and twos).
MP has Kh Kd (two pair, kings and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $219.15. MP wins $44.15. </font>

[netstorm]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The BBV threads about AP are just too much fun to read. Huge dramabombs everyday /images/graemlins/smile.gif


[/ QUOTE ]

Cliffnotes ?

[/ QUOTE ]former CEO / whatever Scott Tom+friend and upper mangmt AJ Green used an admin account to see other people hole cards in the high stakes of AP and the $1k tourneys. Damage than can be proven is at least $1mil. Possibly a lot more

[Gelford]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The BBV threads about AP are just too much fun to read. Huge dramabombs everyday /images/graemlins/smile.gif


[/ QUOTE ]

Cliffnotes ?

[/ QUOTE ]former CEO / whatever Scott Tom+friend and upper mangmt AJ Green used an admin account to see other people hole cards in the high stakes of AP and the $1k tourneys. Damage than can be proven is at least $1mil. Possibly a lot more

[/ QUOTE ]


OK, so there is proof now ? (Any actions other than people fleeing from AP ?)

[Spurious]

[ QUOTE ]
oh man after running like [censored], SHIP IT

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($30.70)
Hero ($109.20)
MP ($153.35)
CO ($44.45)
Button ($83.55)
SB ($81.45)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $19</font>, MP calls $13.

Flop: ($38.75) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $134.35</font>, Hero calls $65.20 (All-In).

Turn: ($219.15) 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($219.15) 3/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $219.15

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and twos).
MP has Kh Kd (two pair, kings and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $219.15. MP wins $44.15. </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

nice pot /images/graemlins/wink.gif



another question:

can anyone tell if there's a difference between the fast and the normal speed tables at stars?
i mean regarding skill, fish, etc.

[ShipitFMA]

I time out alot on the fast tables, thats for sure

[corsakh]

AP admitted.

[netstorm]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The BBV threads about AP are just too much fun to read. Huge dramabombs everyday /images/graemlins/smile.gif


[/ QUOTE ]

Cliffnotes ?

[/ QUOTE ]former CEO / whatever Scott Tom+friend and upper mangmt AJ Green used an admin account to see other people hole cards in the high stakes of AP and the $1k tourneys. Damage than can be proven is at least $1mil. Possibly a lot more

[/ QUOTE ]


OK, so there is proof now ? (Any actions other than people fleeing from AP ?)

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah. AP accidentily sent out a * master* hand history file for the tournament. In it, the account could be tied to IP adressess and email. Which led to the point where the IP adress of the cheater could be traced back to the residential modem adress of Scott tom. The AP support guy who sent out that file was fired. There's also been some inside info, where employees leaked intell to N82 and adanthar.

Another account has been confirmed to also belong to Scott tom, which was proven by digging up emails dating back 6 months+.

[monkeymaps]

[ QUOTE ]
oh man after running like [censored], SHIP IT

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($30.70)
Hero ($109.20)
MP ($153.35)
CO ($44.45)
Button ($83.55)
SB ($81.45)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $19</font>, MP calls $13.

Flop: ($38.75) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $134.35</font>, Hero calls $65.20 (All-In).

Turn: ($219.15) 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($219.15) 3/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $219.15

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and twos).
MP has Kh Kd (two pair, kings and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $219.15. MP wins $44.15. </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

you obv had QQ here is this typical Reg play at 50nl?

[netstorm]

Oh and btw, AP more or less admitted that there has been a security breach, and has promised to refund the players. The problem is, that noone knows how far back this went, so its possible that this has been going on for months...

[PJo336]

I wish the ap stuff was easier to keep up with. You leave for 30 minutes and its got another 200 posts

[netstorm]

Yeah, but atm its mostly wild speculations. There's tons of lurkers who post wild conspiracy theories, hoping one will hold up and they become famous. I only read the posts of the guys who are really working on this and have an idea what they are talking about ( N82, adanthar, josem etc.)

[Gelford]

Speaking of the devil, the ap story has just hit the media ... oh well /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[NL Newbie]

Kinda bad news if it gets highlighted, could seriously affect poker.

* Goes short on partypoker shares * /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[netstorm]

[ QUOTE ]
Speaking of the devil, the ap story has just hit the media ... oh well /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

it was in the media 2 days ago. Keep up you old man!! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[PJo336]

gelford give the uNLers some incredible post for #6000

[NL Newbie]

Here it is:

"Your vagina isnt as big as you think it is"

[bazooka87]

Geez ShipitFMA, whenever I'm checking for tables you have some big stack. You must teach me...how!

[ShipitFMA]

[ QUOTE ]
Geez ShipitFMA, whenever I'm checking for tables you have some big stack. You must teach me...how!

[/ QUOTE ]

If you sit with me i'll probably start donating

[bazooka87]

I always play [censored] this late, dedicate my horrible play to low buyin tourneys

[ShipitFMA]

Any critiques regarding my play? Kinda keen to know how the regs see me

[ama0330]

[ QUOTE ]
Here it is:

"Your vagina isnt as big as you think it is"

[/ QUOTE ]

bahahaha

[bazooka87]

[ QUOTE ]
Any critiques regarding my play? Kinda keen to know how the regs see me

[/ QUOTE ]
I've got about 200 hands on you, really nitty but like you said, just moved up so it's understandable.
You have infinity aggression on all streets in my database as well /images/graemlins/ooo.gif didn't defend your blinds once. Att. to steal blinds was only a little above 20, so you could really be raising more hands on the button.
Don't really have any significant hands on you that you showed down, but you seemed to play pretty solid postflop

[Wilpro]

Help me be not such a nit someone please.

kthx

[ShipitFMA]

open shove pf

[Gelford]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Speaking of the devil, the ap story has just hit the media ... oh well /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

it was in the media 2 days ago. Keep up you old man!! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Danish media ... we aren't as fast as the dutch old chap

[orlov]

ASDFGFHS just lost my biggest pot ever due to maaaaajor suckout... well otherwise it would have been too good :P

Was on bodog so i have no idea how to get the hand, ill just sum it up.

Nl 25, effective 130bb stacks.

Im holding pocket sixes... some rr before flop, 3ppl wit 10dollar pot to the flop.

my dream flop... T62r

2all ins before me... i call waiting for them to show me the overpairs, one guy has jj other one aa, pot is about 90dollars now /images/graemlins/laugh.gif.

turn j. i cry /images/graemlins/frown.gif

im still up about 6stacks in 2hours tough, bodog is just fukin sick fish pond

[Gelford]

[ QUOTE ]
Here it is:

"Your vagina is bigger than you think"

[/ QUOTE ]


FYP

[PJo336]

[ QUOTE ]
ASDFGFHS just lost my biggest pot ever due to maaaaajor suckout... well otherwise it would have been too good :P

Was on bodog so i have no idea how to get the hand, ill just sum it up.

Nl 25, effective 130bb stacks.

Im holding pocket sixes... some rr before flop, 3ppl wit 10dollar pot to the flop.

my dream flop... T62r

2all ins before me... i call waiting for them to show me the overpairs, one guy has jj other one aa, pot is about 90dollars now /images/graemlins/laugh.gif.

turn j. i cry /images/graemlins/frown.gif

im still up about 10stacks in 2hours tough, bodog is just fukin sick fish pond

[/ QUOTE ]

10 stacks of high society????

also sounds like ur the fish! calling with 66 sheesh

[Gelford]

[ QUOTE ]
gelford give the uNLers some incredible post for #6000

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll leave that job to Pokey and stick to being grumpy in the brew /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[PJo336]

pokeys spew, i 3bet his ass all over the place last night

[NL Newbie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Here it is:

"Your vagina is bigger than you think"

[/ QUOTE ]


FYP

[/ QUOTE ]

heh

Hows the job going

[Gelford]

It's ok ... I like the crowd and it is flexible and not stressing.

Dunno if I'll end up bored stiff tho ?


Anyway spending the next week in Brussels, so I'll get to drink some good beer /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Chomp]

Free Yvette!

[thing85]

Holy [censored], playing (and bubbling out of) MTTs tilts the [censored] out of me.

[PJo336]

[ QUOTE ]
Holy [censored], playing (and bubbling out of) MTTs tilts the [censored] out of me.

[/ QUOTE ]
im doing a bunch tonight with a buddy, im ready for life tilt

[Gelford]

[ QUOTE ]
Holy [censored], playing (and bubbling out of) MTTs tilts the [censored] out of me.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol donkaments /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[thing85]

I always figure "okay, I'll fire up like 6 cash game NL tables while I do a MTT so I can still get my hands in" but then apparently tilt from MTTs carries over to cash games. It's a shame there aren't different kinds of tilts so that if you tilt in one area, it doesn't affect other places.

$5 to anyone who can properly compartmentalize my various tilts.

[PJo336]

[ QUOTE ]
I always figure "okay, I'll fire up like 6 cash game NL tables while I do a MTT so I can still get my hands in" but then apparently tilt from MTTs carries over to cash games. It's a shame there aren't different kinds of tilts so that if you tilt in one area, it doesn't affect other places.

$5 to anyone who can properly compartmentalize my various tilts.

[/ QUOTE ]
lol, this is impossible. Also, i suck in tourneys unless I am only focusing on 1, which is probably what makes them so damn boring

also it makes the daily double jackpot almost impossible for me to get

[jk1986]

[ QUOTE ]
I always figure "okay, I'll fire up like 6 cash game NL tables while I do a MTT so I can still get my hands in" but then apparently tilt from MTTs carries over to cash games. It's a shame there aren't different kinds of tilts so that if you tilt in one area, it doesn't affect other places.

$5 to anyone who can properly compartmentalize my various tilts.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah thats the thing about donkaments.. you play for a few hours and most of the time go out to some retarded play which makes me tilt at the cash tables even though I could take the same beat at a cash table and not even blink.

[thing85]

[ QUOTE ]
even though I could take the same beat at a cash table and not even blink.


[/ QUOTE ]

So true. I don't know why this is. And I'm playing $5-$11 donkaments. Losing $5 for some reason hurts more than losing $50 at a cash table.

[NL Newbie]

Cause its like someone killed your dog, rather than someone kicked your dog.

In cash you dog heals, but in tourneys your dogs dead and gone.

or something like that, apparently.

[PJo336]

does anyone else lol really hard at this OP or am i just weird

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post12566040 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=12566040&amp;an=0&amp;page=0#Pos t12566040)

[cashstrapped]

[ QUOTE ]
Cause its like someone killed your dog, rather than someone kicked your dog.

In cash you dog heals, but in tourneys your dogs dead and gone.

or something like that, apparently.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL i was trying to come up with a way to put that into words... Not the way Id have chosen but you got the point across anyway

[thing85]

[ QUOTE ]
does anyone else lol really hard at this OP or am i just weird

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post12566040 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=12566040&amp;an=0&amp;page=0#Pos t12566040)

[/ QUOTE ]

I think his name is funnier than the post itself.

[PJo336]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
does anyone else lol really hard at this OP or am i just weird

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post12566040 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=12566040&amp;an=0&amp;page=0#Pos t12566040)

[/ QUOTE ]

I think his name is funnier than the post itself.

[/ QUOTE ]

very true, i just like the caps every time he says ALL IN

[NL Newbie]

[ QUOTE ]
does anyone else lol really hard at this OP or am i just weird

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post12566040 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=12566040&amp;an=0&amp;page=0#Pos t12566040)

[/ QUOTE ]


I lol'ed at

[ QUOTE ]
Any chance I get I'll put that tight player ALL IN!!! Just like Doyle. Turn is the Jd. He bets the pot and I raise ALL IN!!

[/ QUOTE ]


I DID, I PUT HIM ALL IN!!!

[PJo336]

i thought this was a gem too

[ QUOTE ]
Did anyone ever say that to Doyle? I told him I read Doyle's book and I look to get my money ALL IN whenever I get the chance.

[/ QUOTE ]

[thing85]

Haha.

In other news, I cashed $37 in an $11 donkament. I'm so awesome.

The bigger question is: Is this a brag, beat, or variance?

[PJo336]

coach me for tonight plz, id like to take down the midnight madness

[thing85]

k. I charge $100/hr +90% of profitz.

[PJo336]

[ QUOTE ]
Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.02, 4 folds, Hero completes, BB checks.

This is not what I wanted to see. I had hoped that somebody would do the betting for me, with the intent to call &amp; disguise my hand.

[/ QUOTE ]


AHHAHAHA i need to stop reading all this stuff in the comp lab, i am loling and ev1 is staring

[PJo336]

[ QUOTE ]
k. I charge $100/hr +90% of profitz.

[/ QUOTE ]
damn that is steep, although im wondering if i could turn a profit with a win...could u guarantee a win?

[thing85]

That thread was hilarious. The funnier part: It's supposedly going to be a daily thing.

[PJo336]

haha, it seemed like a microers attempt at being joyofpoker or joyofthegame or w/ the guy from bbv is named

[thing85]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
k. I charge $100/hr +90% of profitz.

[/ QUOTE ]
damn that is steep, although im wondering if i could turn a profit with a win...could u guarantee a win?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can only guarantee up to my current success.

[PJo336]

lol one hour of coaching seems to beat ur current success, KEEP GRINDING
everyone do midnight madness if u wanna be a loser tonight like me /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Also, we should set up a private uNLer donkament sometime maybe next week? just for lolz

im going to take a test, kill me in a grz fire plz

[thing85]

What is midnight madness? I play on Stars FWIW.

[C4LL4W4Y]

$10+1 $10k guaranteed every night at 12, i believe

[Berky]

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

MP: $64.20
CO: $41.55
Hero (BTN): $75.25
SB: $50.25
BB: $47
UTG: $112.65

Pre-Flop: 9/images/graemlins/club.gif 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif dealt to Hero (BTN)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $1.75</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.75, 2 folds

Flop: ($4.25) Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif A/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $4.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $15</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $38</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $73.50 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $35.50

Turn: ($151.25) T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($151.25) K/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $151.25 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 9/images/graemlins/club.gif 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif (three of a kind, Nines) and WON $148.25 (+$73 NET)
UTG showed A/images/graemlins/heart.gif Q/images/graemlins/club.gif (two pair, Aces and Queens) and LOST (-$75.25 NET)

[monkeymaps]

sunday hundred grand FTW on stars every sunday think its like 11+1. first place is like 12k or something

beat: there is usually like 200000000runners
beat beat it runs during football /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[thing85]

Does anyone here ever see guaranteed tourneys stay below the entry fees on Stars? i.e. $10k guaranteed but only $8k in entries paid.

[PJo336]

shippp the easy test!

thing does that ever happen at stars or ftp? it seems like theyre all overshot until the last 5 minutes and the tourney fills up

[LiveNow]

finally turning this into a semi decent month. Up 700 now, hopefully i can turn that into close to 1500 (optimistic, i know).

[RockRattler]

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does anyone else lol really hard at this OP or am i just weird

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post12566040 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=12566040&amp;an=0&amp;page=0#Pos t12566040)

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lol.. did anyone read his other posts.

I really like how he describes what a runnner is here

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post12100457 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=begin&amp;Number=12100457&amp;Sea rchpage=1&amp;Main=12100364&amp;Words=+PenisCreamus&amp;topic= &amp;Search=true#Post12100457)

[thing85]

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does anyone else lol really hard at this OP or am i just weird

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post12566040 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=12566040&amp;an=0&amp;page=0#Pos t12566040)

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lol.. did anyone read his other posts.

I really like how he describes what a runnner is here

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post12100457 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=begin&amp;Number=12100457&amp;Sea rchpage=1&amp;Main=12100364&amp;Words=+PenisCreamus&amp;topic= &amp;Search=true#Post12100457)

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Best line in there:

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When I get all my money in with the best hand and someone hits runner runner on my I have a saying, "runner runner, butt f****r."

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I really can't tell if this guy is a troll, or just slightly retarded.

[PJo336]

haha i read em all, i hope he posts more

nice location, im totally saying that from now on

[kaz2107]

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Does anyone here ever see guaranteed tourneys stay below the entry fees on Stars? i.e. $10k guaranteed but only $8k in entries paid.

[/ QUOTE ]i just entered 2 on abso that only filled to half the grnt. ship it potripper. thank you

[PJo336]

this is why we dont fold QQ+ preflop people

Full Tilt Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker (http://www.legopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.legopoker.com/hh)

CO: $28.50
BTN: $24.40
Hero (SB): $29.40
BB: $23.50
UTG: $24.75

Pre-Flop: Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif Q/images/graemlins/club.gif dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $0.75</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $7.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $29.40 and is All-In</font>, CO calls $21.25 and is All-In

Flop: ($57.25) K/images/graemlins/heart.gif 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($57.25) 2/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($57.25) J/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $57.25 Pot ($2.85 Rake)
CO showed 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$28.50 NET)
Hero showed Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif Q/images/graemlins/club.gif (a pair of Queens) and WON $54.40 (+$25.90 NET)

[kaz2107]

should i turn this into a thread or is this brew material...

Kaz2107's tips on turning a meh/crappy sesh into a 22bb/100 day.

1. play 43s when in position
2. cbet when u hit a draw
3. call smallish cr from crappy reg
4. turn flush
5. pone [censored] river for makin a terrible crai
6. win 4440 bb pot
7. ????
8. profit

heres a visual for the visual students here...


No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Stack sizes:
UTG: $71.10
UTG+1: $192.90
CO: $264.40
Hero: $219
SB: $211.50
BB: $122.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with 3/images/graemlins/club.gif 4/images/graemlins/club.gif
2 folds, CO calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $5</font>, SB calls, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif J/images/graemlins/club.gif 7/images/graemlins/club.gif ($16, 3 players)
SB checks, CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $12</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $36</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 2/images/graemlins/club.gif ($88, 2 players)
CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $69</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $223.4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $109</font>.
Uncalled bets: $45.4 returned to CO.

River: K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif ($444, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $444)


Results:
Final pot: $444
<font color="#000000">CO Shows 8d 10d</font>
<font color="#000000">Hero Shows 3c 4c</font>

[PJo336]

all i see is
1. actually hit draws
2. ?????
3. profit


sorryyy i dont hit draws bro

[thing85]

I need lessons on hitting draws.