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06-23-2007, 02:18 PM
And now, the main point of my Vegas trip, the WSOP report for Event #27, the $1,500 buyin no limit hold em tournament. 2,315 players competing made this thing MASSIVE.
Starting stack: T3,000, blinds T25/T50.
Hands 1-2: Folded 83o and J6o.
Hand 3: TT UTG. I make it T150, David “Blondie” Colclough (1 WSOP Bracelet, one of the top Omaha players in the world, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Colclough, and has his own site http://www.blondepoker.com/) in Seat 4 (I’m in Seat 7) calls. Flop A53, Colclough checks, I bet T200, he calls. Turn K, he checks, I check, River K, he checks, I check, he shows 32o (TRICKY!) and I take it down.
Hands 4-9: Folded J6o, T7o, 74o, Q6o, Q7o and J9o.
Hand 10: KQo 2 off the button, folded to me, I make it T125, everyone folds. (The comment was, “What did you have this time, 99?” Actually, I thought I put 6 green chips in but I put in 5. Happens.)
Hands 11-16: Folded K6o, T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J6o, 74o, 83h and T2o.
Hand 17: QJo, folded to seat 6 who makes it T300 (6x BB?). I fold, blinds fold, he shows JJ.
Hand 18: Folded 92o.
Hand 19: 99, I limp. 4 callers, flop is 882. Seat 3 makes it T125, and Seat 6 raises to T450. I think a long while and fold, seat 10 and seat 3 call. Board ends up A8822, and Seat 6 shows TT while seat 10 takes it down with AJ. Flipping weirdos.
Hands 20-21: I fold 52o and T3o.
Hand 22: I show this hand only because it shows what a monster Colclough and these pros are. I fold 53o, but 4 players see the flop. KQJ (2 clubs) flops, seat 6 makes it T250, seat 8 and seat 4 (Colclough) call. Turn is an offsuit 9. Seat 6 makes it T500, seat 8 calls, and Colclough makes it T2,000. Seat 6 and Seat 8 sheepishly
fold. Seat 6 claims 2 pair, Seat 8 claims flush draw.
Hands 23-31: Folded K/images/graemlins/heart.gif3/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 53o, 78o, 63o, A8o, 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif4/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J4o, A2o and 73o.
Hand 32: Limp A/images/graemlins/heart.gifT/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 5 players see the flop of 972 with no hearts. Boo. I fold.
Hand 33: 33. Seat 9 raises T300. Board ends up reading 563K6 (grrr), and Seat 9 shows TT. This would have been nice.
This ends Level 1. Level 2, 50/100 blinds, I begin with T3,125.
Hands 34-35: Fold A/images/graemlins/club.gif5/images/graemlins/club.gif, 85o.
Hand 36: I have A/images/graemlins/spade.gif3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif in the SB. Button calls, I complete, BB checks. Flop is J/images/graemlins/spade.gif5/images/graemlins/spade.gif3/images/graemlins/spade.gif. I have the A/images/graemlins/spade.gif. I bet 300, BB calls, Button folds. Turn is a blank, I check, he checks, River blank, I check, he checks and shows J/images/graemlins/club.gif7/images/graemlins/spade.gif. Weirdo.
Hands 37-45: I fold J6o, J7o, Q4o, J3o, K2o, T7o, J8o, Q9 and 8/images/graemlins/club.gif3/images/graemlins/club.gif.
Hand 46: I fold 97o, Colclough makes it T600, seat 5 calls. Flop is 525, Colclough makes it T1,500, seat 5 goes allin for T1,900 total, and Colclough calls. Colclough has A/images/graemlins/spade.gifK/images/graemlins/spade.gif (no flush draw) and the 5 seat has QQ. Board is 52527 and Colclough doubles the guy up.
Hand 47: I fold A8o.
Hand 48: I fold 94o, seat 1 makes it T425, and seat 3 minraises, making it T850. Seat 1 calls. Flop KQ9, seat 1 checks, seat 3 moves all in and seat 1 instantly calls. Seat 3 shows QQ and seat 1 shows 99. (Ouch!) Turn Q (owww), river 3. Seat 3 cripples seat 1.
Hand 49: I fold 74o.
Hand 50: I fold K8o. Seat 6 makes it T300, Seat 1 calls. Flop QJQ. Seat 6 goes allin for T1,100, Seat 1 calls. Both have T9. LOL.
Hand 51: I fold 72o, seat 5 makes it T300, seat 6 calls and seat 8 squeezes for T800. Seat 5 calls while seat 6 folds. Flop is J6J, seat 5 goes allin, and seat 8 calls. Seat 8 flips over 99, and seat 5 flips over A/images/graemlins/heart.gifJ/images/graemlins/heart.gif. Seat 8 eliminated.
Hand 52: I limp with 77, 5 callers, then the button makes it T2,000. Eeep. We all fold.
Hands 53-54: I fold Q7o and T4o, on hand 54 there’s an allin between the short seat 1 and seat 2 where seat 1 shows 66 and seat 2 TT. No help. Seat 1 eliminated.
Hands 55-62: Folded 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif6/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 63o, 63o, QTo, K/images/graemlins/club.gif4/images/graemlins/club.gif, A9o, Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gifT/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, T5o.
Hand 63: I have TT. I make it T325 UTG, 4 callers. Flop is K/images/graemlins/club.gif2/images/graemlins/spade.gif4/images/graemlins/club.gif, and Seat 6 (the Big Blind) moves allin for T6,000+. Everyone folds. I thought a while before folding, wondering if he was on a flush draw, and also to just think about how I could have played better. Grrr. Seat 6 spends minutes badgering me “DID YOU HAVE A KING?!?!?!” No moron, I didn’t.
Hands 64-65: I got T9o in the blinds, saw flops of KQ6 and KKQ but got forced out on the flops.
This brought Break 1 and the end of Level 2. I’m now at T1,800, unfortunately. Grrr. Level 3 begins, T100/T200 blinds. I need to move. Now.
Hands 66-72: Folded 22, Q6o, J9o, J7o, 93o, J/images/graemlins/club.gif3/images/graemlins/club.gif, 98o.
Now the table breaks. I move to a table full of pros with huge stacks. Yum, good doubleup chances.
Hand 73: Folded K3o.
Hand 74: Folded K6o. Seat 4 makes it T600, and Seat 5 makes it T1,200. Seat 2 after thinking goes allin for T5,450. Seat 4 agonizes and folds, and Seat 5 calls. Seat 2 shows AQo (!?!?!), seat 4 had folded QQ and seat 5 shows KK. Naturally the board goes A9874.
Hand 75: I have K/images/graemlins/spade.gifT/images/graemlins/spade.gif in the big blind, Seat 10 makes it T500 and Seat 1 minraises to T1,000. I agonize and fold.
Hands 76-77: Folded 42o and A2o.
Hand 78: I have 77, Seat 9 makes it T700 and Seat 2 makes it T2,200. Again, I fold.
Hands 79-84: I fold T3o, QTo, 84c, T9o, J2o.
Hand 85: I have KQo in the SB, seat 10 makes it T600 and seats 1 and 2 call. I decide to fold.
Hand 86: Folded to me in the button, I have KJo, I move in, winning the blinds, getting up to T1,500.
Hands 87-88: I fold K5o and K/images/graemlins/spade.gif6/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
Table breaks again.
I get moved to a table with David “The Dragon” Pham http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pham and apparently Hellmuth had earlier been busted by seat 10 (I’m in seat 9). Seat 8 is a drunk tattooed freak with T20,000+ and has drank about 6 jack and cokes already. Aiii.
Hand 89: 22. Raises left and right, all the money gets in between seat 3 and drunk boy in seat 8 on a board of K8/images/graemlins/heart.gif6/images/graemlins/heart.gif2. Seat 3 shows AA, Drunk Boy shows Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif7/images/graemlins/heart.gif. River is the K/images/graemlins/heart.gif. Puke.
Hand 90: Fold A6o, Drunk Boy and Seat 10 see the flop. JT8, Drunk Boy bets T500, seat 10 minraises T1,000, Drunk Boy calls. Turn Q (JT8Q), Drunk Boy checks, seat 10 bets T1,500, Drunk Boy calls. Board is JT8Q8, both players check, Drunk Boy showing KQ and beating Seat 10’s AJ.
Hand 91: I wake up to J/images/graemlins/club.gifJ/images/graemlins/spade.gif UTG+1, Drunk Boy limps, I move allin for T1,500, David “The Dragon” Pham moves allin for T2,775, Drunk Boy folds. The Dragon shows AK and the Q24 flop seems good. STAY LOW! Turn is a 3 (oh dear, no 5 please), and the 6 rivers. (WAIT WAS THAT A FIVE? NO WHEW!). I double up to T3,400, Pham is crippled to T1,275.
Men “The Master” Nguyen, who had come by to give “The Dragon” Pizza goes “WHY DID YOU CRIPPLE DAVID?! I AM NOT PIZZAMAN!!!”. I guess I don’t get any pizza.
Hand 92: I fold 32o, David Pham goes allin for T1,275, and Drunk Boy calls him. Drunk Boy has A/images/graemlins/heart.gifT/images/graemlins/heart.gif, Pham has KK (“I’m steaming!”) Naturally, the flop goes T667A, and Pham shakes my hand and those at the table.
Hands 93-95: I fold Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, T3o, and T9o.
Level 4 comes, Blinds T100/T200 + T25 ante.
Hand 96: I fold J6o.
Hand 97: Seat 6 limps, then to Drunk Guy, limps. He’s been splashing, involved in every hand I’ve witnessed at the table. I’m 2 off the button, and look down at A/images/graemlins/diamond.gifK/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. I’m about half of average stack, and I know this guy needs to be priced out, so I make it T1,400. I hear Seat 1 go “I’m All-In.” Ooooooooooooooooops. Folded to the Drunk Guy, who thinks forever and folds. In the meantime I count the pot. T225 in antes, T300 in blinds, 1 caller (T200) and Drunk Guy (T200). I’m in for T1,400, T1,875 to call, and I don't see how I can fold here. Seat 1 is in for is in for T3,275 (he has more than I do), so the pot will be T7,475. I’m basically getting a 2.5x up if I win this race.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT A RACE???????? AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Yeah, he has Aces. The flop gives a glimmer of hope with KQ4, turn 4, river Q (WAIT WAS THAT A KING?) Boo. I shake everyone’s hand and wish them a good tournament.
So as it turns out I played 97 hands.
I voluntarily put money into the pot 11 out of 97 hands, for a 11.3% VPIP.
I raised preflop 6 out of 97 hands, for a 6.19% PFR.
Of the 2,316 players in, they were down to 1,500 players left when I busted, so I still outlasted a good 1/3rd of the field. Not that this counts for anything, but just showing how busto people go in these things. It’s really a donkey minefield.
Obviously the critical hands are the A/images/graemlins/diamond.gifK/images/graemlins/diamond.gif hand (I can’t fold here can I?!) and perhaps the TT hand. I really didn’t get anything of poker substance. Am I being too tight? Maybe, but I don’t exactly see where I could have done anything very different. Maybe I handle TT UTG differently? (Had it twice).
Starting stack: T3,000, blinds T25/T50.
Hands 1-2: Folded 83o and J6o.
Hand 3: TT UTG. I make it T150, David “Blondie” Colclough (1 WSOP Bracelet, one of the top Omaha players in the world, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Colclough, and has his own site http://www.blondepoker.com/) in Seat 4 (I’m in Seat 7) calls. Flop A53, Colclough checks, I bet T200, he calls. Turn K, he checks, I check, River K, he checks, I check, he shows 32o (TRICKY!) and I take it down.
Hands 4-9: Folded J6o, T7o, 74o, Q6o, Q7o and J9o.
Hand 10: KQo 2 off the button, folded to me, I make it T125, everyone folds. (The comment was, “What did you have this time, 99?” Actually, I thought I put 6 green chips in but I put in 5. Happens.)
Hands 11-16: Folded K6o, T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J6o, 74o, 83h and T2o.
Hand 17: QJo, folded to seat 6 who makes it T300 (6x BB?). I fold, blinds fold, he shows JJ.
Hand 18: Folded 92o.
Hand 19: 99, I limp. 4 callers, flop is 882. Seat 3 makes it T125, and Seat 6 raises to T450. I think a long while and fold, seat 10 and seat 3 call. Board ends up A8822, and Seat 6 shows TT while seat 10 takes it down with AJ. Flipping weirdos.
Hands 20-21: I fold 52o and T3o.
Hand 22: I show this hand only because it shows what a monster Colclough and these pros are. I fold 53o, but 4 players see the flop. KQJ (2 clubs) flops, seat 6 makes it T250, seat 8 and seat 4 (Colclough) call. Turn is an offsuit 9. Seat 6 makes it T500, seat 8 calls, and Colclough makes it T2,000. Seat 6 and Seat 8 sheepishly
fold. Seat 6 claims 2 pair, Seat 8 claims flush draw.
Hands 23-31: Folded K/images/graemlins/heart.gif3/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 53o, 78o, 63o, A8o, 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif4/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J4o, A2o and 73o.
Hand 32: Limp A/images/graemlins/heart.gifT/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 5 players see the flop of 972 with no hearts. Boo. I fold.
Hand 33: 33. Seat 9 raises T300. Board ends up reading 563K6 (grrr), and Seat 9 shows TT. This would have been nice.
This ends Level 1. Level 2, 50/100 blinds, I begin with T3,125.
Hands 34-35: Fold A/images/graemlins/club.gif5/images/graemlins/club.gif, 85o.
Hand 36: I have A/images/graemlins/spade.gif3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif in the SB. Button calls, I complete, BB checks. Flop is J/images/graemlins/spade.gif5/images/graemlins/spade.gif3/images/graemlins/spade.gif. I have the A/images/graemlins/spade.gif. I bet 300, BB calls, Button folds. Turn is a blank, I check, he checks, River blank, I check, he checks and shows J/images/graemlins/club.gif7/images/graemlins/spade.gif. Weirdo.
Hands 37-45: I fold J6o, J7o, Q4o, J3o, K2o, T7o, J8o, Q9 and 8/images/graemlins/club.gif3/images/graemlins/club.gif.
Hand 46: I fold 97o, Colclough makes it T600, seat 5 calls. Flop is 525, Colclough makes it T1,500, seat 5 goes allin for T1,900 total, and Colclough calls. Colclough has A/images/graemlins/spade.gifK/images/graemlins/spade.gif (no flush draw) and the 5 seat has QQ. Board is 52527 and Colclough doubles the guy up.
Hand 47: I fold A8o.
Hand 48: I fold 94o, seat 1 makes it T425, and seat 3 minraises, making it T850. Seat 1 calls. Flop KQ9, seat 1 checks, seat 3 moves all in and seat 1 instantly calls. Seat 3 shows QQ and seat 1 shows 99. (Ouch!) Turn Q (owww), river 3. Seat 3 cripples seat 1.
Hand 49: I fold 74o.
Hand 50: I fold K8o. Seat 6 makes it T300, Seat 1 calls. Flop QJQ. Seat 6 goes allin for T1,100, Seat 1 calls. Both have T9. LOL.
Hand 51: I fold 72o, seat 5 makes it T300, seat 6 calls and seat 8 squeezes for T800. Seat 5 calls while seat 6 folds. Flop is J6J, seat 5 goes allin, and seat 8 calls. Seat 8 flips over 99, and seat 5 flips over A/images/graemlins/heart.gifJ/images/graemlins/heart.gif. Seat 8 eliminated.
Hand 52: I limp with 77, 5 callers, then the button makes it T2,000. Eeep. We all fold.
Hands 53-54: I fold Q7o and T4o, on hand 54 there’s an allin between the short seat 1 and seat 2 where seat 1 shows 66 and seat 2 TT. No help. Seat 1 eliminated.
Hands 55-62: Folded 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif6/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 63o, 63o, QTo, K/images/graemlins/club.gif4/images/graemlins/club.gif, A9o, Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gifT/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, T5o.
Hand 63: I have TT. I make it T325 UTG, 4 callers. Flop is K/images/graemlins/club.gif2/images/graemlins/spade.gif4/images/graemlins/club.gif, and Seat 6 (the Big Blind) moves allin for T6,000+. Everyone folds. I thought a while before folding, wondering if he was on a flush draw, and also to just think about how I could have played better. Grrr. Seat 6 spends minutes badgering me “DID YOU HAVE A KING?!?!?!” No moron, I didn’t.
Hands 64-65: I got T9o in the blinds, saw flops of KQ6 and KKQ but got forced out on the flops.
This brought Break 1 and the end of Level 2. I’m now at T1,800, unfortunately. Grrr. Level 3 begins, T100/T200 blinds. I need to move. Now.
Hands 66-72: Folded 22, Q6o, J9o, J7o, 93o, J/images/graemlins/club.gif3/images/graemlins/club.gif, 98o.
Now the table breaks. I move to a table full of pros with huge stacks. Yum, good doubleup chances.
Hand 73: Folded K3o.
Hand 74: Folded K6o. Seat 4 makes it T600, and Seat 5 makes it T1,200. Seat 2 after thinking goes allin for T5,450. Seat 4 agonizes and folds, and Seat 5 calls. Seat 2 shows AQo (!?!?!), seat 4 had folded QQ and seat 5 shows KK. Naturally the board goes A9874.
Hand 75: I have K/images/graemlins/spade.gifT/images/graemlins/spade.gif in the big blind, Seat 10 makes it T500 and Seat 1 minraises to T1,000. I agonize and fold.
Hands 76-77: Folded 42o and A2o.
Hand 78: I have 77, Seat 9 makes it T700 and Seat 2 makes it T2,200. Again, I fold.
Hands 79-84: I fold T3o, QTo, 84c, T9o, J2o.
Hand 85: I have KQo in the SB, seat 10 makes it T600 and seats 1 and 2 call. I decide to fold.
Hand 86: Folded to me in the button, I have KJo, I move in, winning the blinds, getting up to T1,500.
Hands 87-88: I fold K5o and K/images/graemlins/spade.gif6/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
Table breaks again.
I get moved to a table with David “The Dragon” Pham http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pham and apparently Hellmuth had earlier been busted by seat 10 (I’m in seat 9). Seat 8 is a drunk tattooed freak with T20,000+ and has drank about 6 jack and cokes already. Aiii.
Hand 89: 22. Raises left and right, all the money gets in between seat 3 and drunk boy in seat 8 on a board of K8/images/graemlins/heart.gif6/images/graemlins/heart.gif2. Seat 3 shows AA, Drunk Boy shows Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif7/images/graemlins/heart.gif. River is the K/images/graemlins/heart.gif. Puke.
Hand 90: Fold A6o, Drunk Boy and Seat 10 see the flop. JT8, Drunk Boy bets T500, seat 10 minraises T1,000, Drunk Boy calls. Turn Q (JT8Q), Drunk Boy checks, seat 10 bets T1,500, Drunk Boy calls. Board is JT8Q8, both players check, Drunk Boy showing KQ and beating Seat 10’s AJ.
Hand 91: I wake up to J/images/graemlins/club.gifJ/images/graemlins/spade.gif UTG+1, Drunk Boy limps, I move allin for T1,500, David “The Dragon” Pham moves allin for T2,775, Drunk Boy folds. The Dragon shows AK and the Q24 flop seems good. STAY LOW! Turn is a 3 (oh dear, no 5 please), and the 6 rivers. (WAIT WAS THAT A FIVE? NO WHEW!). I double up to T3,400, Pham is crippled to T1,275.
Men “The Master” Nguyen, who had come by to give “The Dragon” Pizza goes “WHY DID YOU CRIPPLE DAVID?! I AM NOT PIZZAMAN!!!”. I guess I don’t get any pizza.
Hand 92: I fold 32o, David Pham goes allin for T1,275, and Drunk Boy calls him. Drunk Boy has A/images/graemlins/heart.gifT/images/graemlins/heart.gif, Pham has KK (“I’m steaming!”) Naturally, the flop goes T667A, and Pham shakes my hand and those at the table.
Hands 93-95: I fold Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, T3o, and T9o.
Level 4 comes, Blinds T100/T200 + T25 ante.
Hand 96: I fold J6o.
Hand 97: Seat 6 limps, then to Drunk Guy, limps. He’s been splashing, involved in every hand I’ve witnessed at the table. I’m 2 off the button, and look down at A/images/graemlins/diamond.gifK/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. I’m about half of average stack, and I know this guy needs to be priced out, so I make it T1,400. I hear Seat 1 go “I’m All-In.” Ooooooooooooooooops. Folded to the Drunk Guy, who thinks forever and folds. In the meantime I count the pot. T225 in antes, T300 in blinds, 1 caller (T200) and Drunk Guy (T200). I’m in for T1,400, T1,875 to call, and I don't see how I can fold here. Seat 1 is in for is in for T3,275 (he has more than I do), so the pot will be T7,475. I’m basically getting a 2.5x up if I win this race.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT A RACE???????? AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Yeah, he has Aces. The flop gives a glimmer of hope with KQ4, turn 4, river Q (WAIT WAS THAT A KING?) Boo. I shake everyone’s hand and wish them a good tournament.
So as it turns out I played 97 hands.
I voluntarily put money into the pot 11 out of 97 hands, for a 11.3% VPIP.
I raised preflop 6 out of 97 hands, for a 6.19% PFR.
Of the 2,316 players in, they were down to 1,500 players left when I busted, so I still outlasted a good 1/3rd of the field. Not that this counts for anything, but just showing how busto people go in these things. It’s really a donkey minefield.
Obviously the critical hands are the A/images/graemlins/diamond.gifK/images/graemlins/diamond.gif hand (I can’t fold here can I?!) and perhaps the TT hand. I really didn’t get anything of poker substance. Am I being too tight? Maybe, but I don’t exactly see where I could have done anything very different. Maybe I handle TT UTG differently? (Had it twice).