OH NO NOT ACES!

[UIowaHottie]

PokerStars Game #10226228793: Tournament #51825232, $12+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/06/02 - 01:15:20 (ET)
Table '51825232 1' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 3: axisally (1015 in chips)
Seat 5: GORDAA (3190 in chips)
Seat 6: XxAlli (4795 in chips)
XxAlli: posts small blind 100
axisally: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XxAlli [9d Kd]
GORDAA: calls 200
XxAlli: raises 1400 to 1600
axisally: folds
GORDAA: raises 1590 to 3190 and is all-in
XxAlli: calls 1590
*** FLOP *** [Js 2s 4c]
XxAlli said, "cool"
*** TURN *** [Js 2s 4c] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Js 2s 4c Ts] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XxAlli: shows [9d Kd] (a straight, Nine to King)
GORDAA: shows [Ad Ac] (a pair of Aces)
XxAlli collected 6580 from pot
XxAlli said, "haha"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6580 | Rake 0
Board [Js 2s 4c Ts Qd]
Seat 3: axisally (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: GORDAA (button) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: XxAlli (small blind) showed [9d Kd] and won (6580) with a straight, Nine to King


Then I won. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Kowalski]

Holla!

[Kowalski]

How are you not staked for $200 donkaments yet?

[DannyOcean_]

She's dumber than brandi

[adanthar]

[ QUOTE ]
How are you not staked for $200 donkaments yet?

[/ QUOTE ]

if you check bbv4l, she will be soon!

[jordiepop]

beat - the play of this hand

[furyshade]

sick 8x raise

[UIowaHottie]

I knew I was good.

[DannyOcean_]

[ QUOTE ]
I knew I was good

[/ QUOTE ]


[ QUOTE ]
She's dumber than brandi

[/ QUOTE ]

[UIowaHottie]

He was playing pretty laggish and would reraise then fold to pushes. Thats why I pushed.

[Jiggymike]

[ QUOTE ]
He was playing pretty laggish and would reraise then fold to pushes. Thats why I pushed.

[/ QUOTE ]

Posting strategy in BBV...now I'm REALLY mad (and bored).

[apefish]

Push preflop. OIC what you did there...

[UIowaHottie]

OH NO!! NOT ACES


PokerStars Game #10226645653: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/06/02 - 01:52:41 (ET)
Table 'Malzovia' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: XxAlli ($63.50 in chips)
Seat 3: n8f4LL ($34.50 in chips)
Seat 4: melham05 ($26.50 in chips)
Seat 5: MatthewG121 ($32.50 in chips)
Seat 6: rnmtch81 ($9.75 in chips)
XxAlli: posts small blind $0.50
n8f4LL: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XxAlli [Ah Ac]
melham05: folds
MatthewG121: folds
telluride12 has returned
MatthewG121 is sitting out
rnmtch81: calls $1
XxAlli: raises $1 to $2
n8f4LL: folds
rnmtch81: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Ts Jd 9h]
XxAlli: bets $1
rnmtch81: calls $1
*** TURN *** [Ts Jd 9h] [Qh]
XxAlli: bets $2
telluride12 leaves the table
mightyyamyam joins the table at seat #1
rnmtch81: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [Ts Jd 9h Qh] [Qs]
MatthewG121 has returned
XxAlli: bets $2
rnmtch81: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XxAlli: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
rnmtch81: mucks hand
XxAlli collected $14.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ts Jd 9h Qh Qs]
Seat 2: XxAlli (small blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won ($14.50) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 3: n8f4LL (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: melham05 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MatthewG121 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: rnmtch81 (button) mucked [6d 9d]

[bsheck]

This is how you win tournaments. Good job.

[DannyOcean_]

[ QUOTE ]
He was playing pretty laggish and would reraise then fold to pushes. Thats why I pushed.

[/ QUOTE ]

um.... you realize that you didn't push here, right? You called a push. That is different. DUCY?

[ QUOTE ]
She's dumber than brandi

[/ QUOTE ]

[SharkTank43]

PLZ stop posting, UIH.

[apefish]

I've changed my mind. Danny Ocean is now the best thief in the world. Thought I'd add some quality to this thread by acknowledging that.

[UIowaHottie]

When you win an unrigged bcs ranking or championship game then you can say stuff Gator.

[DannyOcean_]

When you win anything other than sitting in a state with [censored] corn all over it, then you can say stuff UIH.

[DannyOcean_]

[ QUOTE ]
I've changed my mind. Danny Ocean is now the best thief in the world. Thought I'd add some quality to this thread by acknowledging that.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol, bbv's number one theif fo real. it was actually me hackin AJ's comp last week btw. I replace all the acutal money with little stickers on the screen, but he never realized bc he isn't what we call 'computer literate'.

[DMC0627]

XxAlli said, "haha"

?

[UIowaHottie]

Won nationals at cheerleading loser

[apefish]

[ QUOTE ]
When you win an unrigged bcs ranking or championship game then you can say stuff Gator.

[/ QUOTE ]

As a Badger grad who found Florida supplanting Michigan for the title game spot controversial (and thinks the BCS is a load of crap for many reasons), even I'm going to have to say "what"?
Did you miss the part where they clearly outclassed OSU?

[DannyOcean_]

[ QUOTE ]
Won nationals at cheerleading loser

[/ QUOTE ]


ahahahaahahahahahahhhhaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha.

***catches breath***

(whew)

ahahahahahahahahahaahaha

[FGators]

[ QUOTE ]
OH NO!! NOT ACES


PokerStars Game #10226645653: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/06/02 - 01:52:41 (ET)
Table 'Malzovia' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: XxAlli ($63.50 in chips)
Seat 3: n8f4LL ($34.50 in chips)
Seat 4: melham05 ($26.50 in chips)
Seat 5: MatthewG121 ($32.50 in chips)
Seat 6: rnmtch81 ($9.75 in chips)
XxAlli: posts small blind $0.50
n8f4LL: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XxAlli [Ah Ac]
melham05: folds
MatthewG121: folds
telluride12 has returned
MatthewG121 is sitting out
rnmtch81: calls $1
XxAlli: raises $1 to $2
n8f4LL: folds
rnmtch81: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Ts Jd 9h]
XxAlli: bets $1
rnmtch81: calls $1
*** TURN *** [Ts Jd 9h] [Qh]
XxAlli: bets $2
telluride12 leaves the table
mightyyamyam joins the table at seat #1
rnmtch81: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [Ts Jd 9h Qh] [Qs]
MatthewG121 has returned
XxAlli: bets $2
rnmtch81: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XxAlli: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
rnmtch81: mucks hand
XxAlli collected $14.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ts Jd 9h Qh Qs]
Seat 2: XxAlli (small blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won ($14.50) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 3: n8f4LL (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: melham05 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MatthewG121 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: rnmtch81 (button) mucked [6d 9d]

[/ QUOTE ]

Raise more preflop

[apefish]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Won nationals at cheerleading loser

[/ QUOTE ]


ahahahaahahahahahahhhhaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha.

***catches breath***

(whew)

ahahahahahahahahahaahaha

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey now cut some slack. She could have said danceline.

Ah, who am I kidding. Go nuts people.

[DannyOcean_]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Won nationals at cheerleading loser

[/ QUOTE ]


ahahahaahahahahahahhhhaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha.

***catches breath***

(whew)

ahahahahahahahahahaahaha

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey now cut some slack. She could have said danceline.

Ah, who am I kidding. Go nuts people.

[/ QUOTE ]


HOW DARE YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

THIS ISNT A CHEEROCRACY.

IT'S A CHEERTATORSHIP.

AND I'M THE CHEERTATOR.

GOT IT?

[UIowaHottie]

PokerStars Game #10226923686: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/06/02 - 02:20:54 (ET)
Table 'Galene II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: XxAlli ($52.50 in chips)
Seat 4: APerfectGent ($2524.25 in chips)
XxAlli: posts small blind $0.50
APerfectGent: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XxAlli [Ah Ad]
XxAlli: raises $1 to $2
APerfectGent: raises $1 to $3
XxAlli: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
APerfectGent: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [6h 8d 9h]
APerfectGent: bets $1
XxAlli: raises $1 to $2
APerfectGent: raises $1 to $3
XxAlli: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
APerfectGent: calls $1
*** TURN *** [6h 8d 9h] [6d]
APerfectGent: bets $2
XxAlli: raises $2 to $4
APerfectGent: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [6h 8d 9h 6d] [5h]
APerfectGent: checks
XxAlli: bets $2
APerfectGent: raises $2 to $4
XxAlli: raises $2 to $6
APerfectGent: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XxAlli: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
APerfectGent: mucks hand
XxAlli collected $35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $36 | Rake $1
Board [6h 8d 9h 6d 5h]
Seat 2: XxAlli (button) (small blind) showed [Ah Ad] and won ($35) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 4: APerfectGent (big blind) mucked [5d Tc]

[UIowaHottie]

^OMG ACes

PokerStars Game #10226933798: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/06/02 - 02:21:59 (ET)
Table 'Galene II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: CHAMBLIN3 ($8 in chips)
Seat 2: XxAlli ($59.50 in chips)
Seat 4: APerfectGent ($2518.25 in chips)
APerfectGent: posts small blind $0.50
CHAMBLIN3: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XxAlli [6d 4h]
lovin_sa_420 joins the table at seat #6
XxAlli: raises $1 to $2
APerfectGent: raises $1 to $3
CHAMBLIN3: folds
XxAlli: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Th 5c 6h]
APerfectGent: bets $1
XxAlli: raises $1 to $2
APerfectGent: raises $1 to $3
XxAlli: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
APerfectGent: calls $1
*** TURN *** [Th 5c 6h] [4c]
APerfectGent: bets $2
XxAlli: raises $2 to $4
APerfectGent: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [Th 5c 6h 4c] [Kc]
APerfectGent: checks
XxAlli: bets $2
APerfectGent: raises $2 to $4
XxAlli: raises $2 to $6
APerfectGent: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
XxAlli: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
APerfectGent: shows [Kh Js] (a pair of Kings)
XxAlli: shows [6d 4h] (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
XxAlli collected $38 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $39 | Rake $1
Board [Th 5c 6h 4c Kc]
Seat 1: CHAMBLIN3 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: XxAlli (button) showed [6d 4h] and won ($38) with two pair, Sixes and Fours
Seat 4: APerfectGent (small blind) showed [Kh Js] and lost with a pair of Kings

[FGators]

Iowa,

When he makes it $3 preflop I would generally just push; he looks like he has a strong hand and I doubt he folds for ~30isih with tens-KK,AQ,AK.

[SharkTank43]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
OH NO!! NOT ACES


PokerStars Game #10226645653: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/06/02 - 01:52:41 (ET)
Table 'Malzovia' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: XxAlli ($63.50 in chips)
Seat 3: n8f4LL ($34.50 in chips)
Seat 4: melham05 ($26.50 in chips)
Seat 5: MatthewG121 ($32.50 in chips)
Seat 6: rnmtch81 ($9.75 in chips)
XxAlli: posts small blind $0.50
n8f4LL: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XxAlli [Ah Ac]
melham05: folds
MatthewG121: folds
telluride12 has returned
MatthewG121 is sitting out
rnmtch81: calls $1
XxAlli: raises $1 to $2
n8f4LL: folds
rnmtch81: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Ts Jd 9h]
XxAlli: bets $1
rnmtch81: calls $1
*** TURN *** [Ts Jd 9h] [Qh]
XxAlli: bets $2
telluride12 leaves the table
mightyyamyam joins the table at seat #1
rnmtch81: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [Ts Jd 9h Qh] [Qs]
MatthewG121 has returned
XxAlli: bets $2
rnmtch81: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XxAlli: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
rnmtch81: mucks hand
XxAlli collected $14.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ts Jd 9h Qh Qs]
Seat 2: XxAlli (small blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won ($14.50) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 3: n8f4LL (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: melham05 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MatthewG121 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: rnmtch81 (button) mucked [6d 9d]

[/ QUOTE ]

Raise more preflop

[/ QUOTE ]


Nice.

[DannyOcean_]

Why are all of your bets minbets and minraises, noob?

[EmpireMaker2]

WILL U SUCK ME OFF?

[MotorBoatingSOB]

[ QUOTE ]
He was playing pretty laggish and would reraise then fold to pushes. Thats why I pushed.

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
GORDAA: raises 1590 to 3190 and is all-in
XxAlli: calls 1590

[/ QUOTE ]

uh... yea

[UIowaHottie]

Whoops /images/graemlins/wink.gif Happens.

[Mr.JR]

Hello!

Remember me?
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...page=1&vc=1 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=10593072&an=0&page=1&vc= 1)

[apefish]

lol @ stealth.

[UIowaHottie]

OH NO DEUCE 7!!
PokerStars Game #10227315349: Tournament #51168279, $10.70+$1.00 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2007/06/02 - 03:06:46 (ET)
Table '51168279 1' 10-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Robbe050 (4305 in chips)
Seat 10: XxAlli (4695 in chips)
Robbe050: posts small blind 50
XxAlli: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XxAlli [2s 7s]
Robbe050: calls 50
XxAlli: raises 200 to 300
Robbe050: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [9c 8d 9d]
XxAlli: bets 200
Robbe050: raises 300 to 500
XxAlli: raises 600 to 1100
Robbe050: calls 600
*** TURN *** [9c 8d 9d] [2c]
XxAlli: checks
Robbe050: checks
*** RIVER *** [9c 8d 9d 2c] [3s]
XxAlli: checks
Robbe050: bets 2905 and is all-in
XxAlli: calls 2905
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Robbe050: shows [7d Jd] (a pair of Nines)
XxAlli: shows [2s 7s] (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
XxAlli collected 8610 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8610 | Rake 0
Board [9c 8d 9d 2c 3s]
Seat 2: Robbe050 (button) (small blind) showed [7d Jd] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 10: XxAlli (big blind) showed [2s 7s] and won (8610) with two pair, Nines and Deuces

[En Passant]

I would like to see some naked pictures of you. Please post htem so we all can enjoy. Gracias senorita!

[UIowaHottie]

I'll post naked pictures if you pay for them just like penthouse haha..

actually no I wouldnt

[En Passant]

lol. does anyone actually even subscribe to penthouse anymore? stop being a tease and show all of us studs your naked body. you know you want to....

[UIowaHottie]

send me 100 on stars and then I will.

[UIowaHottie]

Let me rephrase. I will take nudes to whoever bids the highest and I'll take as many pictures as you want of me doing whatever you want. Until then drop it /images/graemlins/smile.gif ty

[Velocity]

this is one really long setup just to have a link titled "naked pics of me" that is actually a rickroll. frankly, i'm suprised you haven't done it yet. 200 posts is quite a lot of prep work to make some people watch 5 seconds of a rick astley video.

[steelbase]

I'll send nude pics for only 75.

[UIowaHottie]

Your an idiot velocity you tried saying earlier theirs no strip clubs around here when they are between here and cedar rapids. Also I have spoken on the phone here with several members of this forum, just shut up.

[Velocity]

[ QUOTE ]
Your an idiot velocity you tried saying earlier theirs no strip clubs around here when they are between here and cedar rapids. Also I have spoken on the phone here with several members of this forum, just shut up.

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
there's no strip club in iowa city

[/ QUOTE ]

don't misquote me, cedar rapids =/= iowa city, it's 25 miles away, and the places there are trashy on top of that.

also, what does speaking on the phone have anything to do with anything?
don't be pissy just because I don't have the same ZOMG A GIRL fondness for you that others around here have.

[UIowaHottie]

They are the same exact thing. Same area.

[Spechel EDD]

WHY ARENT YOU POSTING ON STRIPPERWEB INSTEAD OF THIS PLACE HUH WHY PLEASE GO THERE INSTEAD

[Requiem1010]

[ QUOTE ]
HOW DARE YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

THIS ISNT A CHEEROCRACY.

IT'S A CHEERTATORSHIP.

AND I'M THE CHEERTATOR.

GOT IT?

[/ QUOTE ] http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4539/goteamef3.jpg

[UIowaHottie]

Why? Cause they asked for nudes you nit and I gave them an answer.

[private joker]

lol misogynyments. Are there any female posters outside OOT/EDF/Lounge that 2+2 likes?

*crickets*

Didn't think so.

Good thread UIH.

[UIowaHottie]

Thank you Pfc. Joker. Why dont you come over for dinner and [censored] my sister. LOL

are you john wayne or is it me?

[kkcountry]

[ QUOTE ]
lol misogynyments. Are there any female posters outside OOT/EDF/Lounge period?

*crickets*

Didn't think so.

Good thread UIH.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/No_girls_on_the_internet

[Zire]

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/94/Tits_Or_GTFO.jpg

[LovedBySgtSaLT]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I knew I was good

[/ QUOTE ]


[ QUOTE ]
She's dumber than brandi

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]
so hot

[holdme]

ugh

[prodonkey]

[ QUOTE ]
WILL U SUCK ME OFF?

[/ QUOTE ]

haha.. I don't like most of em2's posts.. but I have to agree with this one

[Jiggymike]

[ QUOTE ]
lol misogynyments. Are there any female posters outside OOT/EDF/Lounge that 2+2 likes?

*crickets*

Didn't think so.

Good thread UIH.

[/ QUOTE ]

There is one female poster who is pretty awesome who posts in BBV4L pretty regularly but no one seems to know she is a woman (and she doesn't play it up cuz she's not an attention whore), so it's all good. Actually PJ you probably know who it is but don't call her out. If not you can PM me.

[CPHoya]

Yo, Iowa. These hands are totally unremarkable. You're an idiot.

[axel braun]

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/9674/sttsbj2.jpg

[axel braun]

I Played with you Allie , you seems to have good feeling for the game, dont listen tothe haters /images/graemlins/heart.gif

[Signal777]

[ QUOTE ]
Thank you Pfc. Joker. Why dont you come over for dinner and [censored] my sister. LOL

are you john wayne or is it me?

[/ QUOTE ]

Okay, way over the line here. If you want to post pics of yourself on here its one thing, but I really think you need to crop out the grade schoolers before doing so. It is so not funny and not appropriate to make that joke about your little sister here. Seriously, leave little kids out of this stuff.

[UIowaHottie]

It's from full metal jacket but you're an idiot.

[UIowaHottie]

His name was Private Joker so I wrote that. Please learn how to read or die in a car crash. Take Care <3

[Signal777]

Jokes about sex with children is over the line, either way. I saw some of your hand histories, all in with the worst of it then proudly posting, and I am the idiot?

All of your hands are well played! I have no doubt backers will be contacting shortly. Keep checking you inbox.

[His Boy Elroy]

I BID A DOLLAR

NO ONE ELSE BID AND WE ALL WIN

[UIowaHottie]

you're so dumb the k9 hand is really bad but the perfectgent was capping everyhand blind so a pair was money. You know nothing of the texture of the game or what was actually going on. If you ask him he will agree. I wasn't joking about having sex with children and my sister is 21 aswell so shut the [censored] up

[His Boy Elroy]

[ QUOTE ]
I wasn't joking about having sex with children

[/ QUOTE ]

you were serious about having sex with children?

[UIowaHottie]

I didn't even mention having sex with children. Whatever you fat pieces of [censored].

[Signal777]

[ QUOTE ]
I didn't even mention having sex with children. Whatever you fat pieces of [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]

You have a lot of class. It was obvious you were referring to the little kid, who you had no business posting a picture of in a bikini to begin with. If you just turned 21 days ago(see earlier brag post), and your little sis is 21, unless you are twins and she was born minutes before you your mother has an awfully short gestation period. After you google gestation period to find out what it means, please reply.

[UIowaHottie]

lol I've mentioned we were twins.

[Signal777]

Regardless, it was obvious who you were referring to. Jokes like this about kids are like jokes about the holocaust, not funny, under any circumstance. Do you realize what a complete ass you make of yourself?

[Requiem1010]

So is the offer to nail your sister still good? I've got nothing going tonight, and it would be an epic BBV event, especially when I give her the HIV.

[private joker]

Note to self: never quote Kubrick films from 1987 when the readers of that quote were born after 1987.

There's one guy on this site -- he can out himself if he wants -- who read and responded to my posts for about 2 years before realizing my screen name was the lead character from a war movie he has seen a dozen times.

[UIowaHottie]

you guys are all idiots haha private joker proves it.

[private joker]

[ QUOTE ]
you guys are all idiots haha private joker proves it.

[/ QUOTE ]

They're not idiots. Often they're actually pretty funny and clever. They just get so caught up in the frat initiation of piling on misogyny in the hopes of buying membership into the exclusive club of macho pseudo-cool that they momentarily lose their sense of decorum.

It's the internetz, don't sweat it, etc.

[costanza_g]

wait....so your not really mosdef?

[apefish]

[ QUOTE ]
you're so dumb the k9 hand is really bad but the perfectgent was capping everyhand blind so a pair was money. You know nothing of the texture of the game or what was actually going on. If you ask him he will agree. I wasn't joking about having sex with children and my sister is 21 aswell so shut the [censored] up

[/ QUOTE ]

You can fix all of this by showing us the texture of your breasts.

[private joker]

[ QUOTE ]
wait....so your not really mosdef?

[/ QUOTE ]

shhh! I am, but I can't let my fans know I post on a poker message board; you know how it goes in hip-hop.

[bottomset]

[ QUOTE ]
wait....so your not really mosdef?

[/ QUOTE ]

he's really a donkey that tried to pull too much cargo

[furyshade]

[ QUOTE ]
It's from full metal jacket but you're an idiot.

[/ QUOTE ]

he is an idiot for not knowing a reference you made? so you're an idiot if i say "most people are other people. their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

and yes i get the irony in this post

[futuredoc85]

[ QUOTE ]
you guys are all idiots haha private joker proves it.

[/ QUOTE ]

ya but ur ugly and sad

[jerG123]

[/ QUOTE ]ya but ur ugly and sad and for some reason will not leave BBV

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[holyfield5]

NO IM MOS DEF

[amirite]

HEY GUYS IT'S AM

[amirite]

AMIRITE

[DannyOcean_]

I would attempt a witty response in here but i think the tard level is too high.

[Mr.JR]

Anyone else think UIowaHottie is a guy who finds pics of a girl he goes to college with on Facebook?

[rory]

NO YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT ITS A COMPLETELY ORIGINAL THOUGHT

[LeezZard]

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Jokes like this about kids are like jokes about the holocaust, not funny, under any circumstance.

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So a jew walks into a nazi bar...

[LeezZard]

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It's from full metal jacket but you're an idiot.

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he is an idiot for not knowing a reference you made? so you're an idiot if i say "most people are other people. their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

and yes i get the irony in this post

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Oscar Wilde.

[Signal777]

Its funny as hell that you post how crappy you play your hands on here, then beg for stakes in other threads.

Brag - you're a whore
Beat - well, you're a whore

[StarkNaked]

Post pics of your sister naked. Win-freaking-win baby!

[Coffee]

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They're not idiots. Often they're actually pretty funny and clever. They just get so caught up in the frat initiation of piling on misogyny in the hopes of buying membership into the exclusive club of macho pseudo-cool that they momentarily lose their sense of decorum.

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When did Private Joker start channeling Lester Bangs?