HÖREN SIE AUF, TASCHENPAARE ZU ÜBERTREIBEN UND ZU WIMMERN!!!111!11one!

[jman220]

HÖREN SIE AUF, TASCHENPAARE ZU ÜBERTREIBEN UND ZU WIMMERN, WENN SIE MIT IHNEN VERLIEREN!!!!111!11!!!one!!!one

Ich bin krank und davon "OMG müde ich WURDE SCHLECHT GESCHLAGEN, ich HATTE EIN TASCHENPAAR UND ALLES, DASS SIE HATTEN WAR ÜBERKARTEN!"

Vormisserfolg, ein Taschenpaar hat nur 2 outs, um sich zu verbessern, Überkarten haben 6! (Das zieht gerade und Erröten-Attraktionen nicht sogar in Betracht!), Der bedeutet, sind Überkarten mindestens 3:1 Liebling, um zu verbessern und die Hand zu gewinnen. So hören Sie auf, morans zu winseln.

[badbeatLOL]

first

[lexxor]

second. good post OP! but just had a laugh a few days ago on your original bbv thread /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[jman220]

Ganz richtig morans, sagen nicht, dass ich nie irgendetwas für Sie tat. Dieses Buch wird Ihrem Spiel helfen, und es ist kürzlich ins Deutsche übersetzt worden:

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8896/germanpokerbookgq9.jpg

[lexxor]

lol that just sounds to weird in german, i dont know what every sentense means

Chapter 2: The plump of two pair with rummage from the curtain. Given a hand, you can beat and call

weird? i dont know if its the right translation because its just to messed up

[MATT111]

HAHA. Aufgepasst DSF!

[kura0]

youre german is quite funky, i guess you could likely impress some german girls with it, though i doubt the content of this pwning poker manual will have a great impact on them.

[jman220]

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youre german is quite funky, i guess you could likely impress some german girls with it, though i doubt the content of this pwning poker manual will have a great impact on them.

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Ich muss die deutschen Mädchen mit einem Stock bekämpfen.

Edit: Ich denke nicht, dass richtig herauskam.

[Denz]

get a life!

[jman220]

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get a life!

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Sie haben nichts in meinem Strategie-Posten, moran widersprochen.

[Ajezz]

Thanks for your strategic insight, but really this is nothing new.
Almost every German holdem player knows that overcards are 3:1 favorites against pairs and plays accordingly.
I guess this is why most of us are that successful.

[Lurker.]

WHAT IT DO!

[jman220]

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WHAT IT DO!

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Ich kann nicht Sie verstehen. Sprechen Sie Deutsche, Moran.

[pay_off_wizard]

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WHAT IT DO!

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Ich kann nicht Sie verstehen. Sprechen Sie Deutsche, Idiat.

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HDBB

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op for mod. oh wait...

[luck=skill]

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Ich muss die deutschen Mädchen mit einem Stock bekämpfen.

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http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1411/14704704gy6.gif

[AustroDONK]

was fuer ein uebersetzungsprogram ist denn das?
Taschpaar...... mindestens 3:1 Liebling /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Cool transfer from the "real" BBV

BTW in dem 3:1 hast du die Flushes vergessen /images/graemlins/wink.gif
(Overcards machen bessere Flushes !!!)

[PITTM]

what is the german equivalent of moran?

[Knut]

Däpp

[pay_off_wizard]

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Idiat

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[DannyOcean_]

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POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

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POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

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valuebet the river.

[CommanderCorm]

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BTW in dem 3:1 hast du die Flushes vergessen /images/graemlins/wink.gif
(Overcards machen bessere Flushes !!!)

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Any two suited cards before flop are ALWAYS 25% to make a flush by the river (or earlier). Thats because there are only four colors in the deck, and the odds of hitting your color are therefore 1:4.

Oh, and a flush will win 100 % of the time, except the opponent has 4 of a kind. But this will never happen.

[jman220]

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BTW in dem 3:1 hast du die Flushes vergessen /images/graemlins/wink.gif
(Overcards machen bessere Flushes !!!)

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Any two suited cards before flop are ALWAYS 25% to make a flush by the river (or earlier). Thats because there are only four colors in the deck, and the odds of hitting your color are therefore 1:4.

Oh, and a flush will win 100 % of the time, except the opponent has 4 of a kind. But this will never happen.

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Sie versagen am Internet.

[skedar]

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POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

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he put him on AK..... no wait!
he put him on a pocket pair!

this makes the call with overcards an expert play..

unfortunately his read was wrong. nothin you can do about that

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he put him on AK..... no wait!
he put him on a pocket pair!

this makes the call with overcards an expert play..


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not really. ducy?

[skedar]

you dont get it....

ducy?

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you dont get it....

ducy?

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i dont... mind explaining?

[skedar]

read first post

[Flixxx]

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that means he put him on 22 or 33!?