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Shabamabam

04-14-2007, 12:56 PM

So I'm all nice and cozy, dreaming of a 3some with Beyonce and Shakira when suddenly I'm woken by screams of "DIE GILDWULF DONKEY! DIE!".

My buddy is over playing on my acct cuz of Transfer problems/Free FTP points/Iron man/Rakeback and he starts going bezerk on how this total fish is hitting EVERYTHING. Half awake, I ask "The Gildwulf?". I tell him to find a different table cuz he's a huge luckbox. He refuses and these are the next couple hands:

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $8/$16
2 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with J/images/graemlins/spade.gif 4/images/graemlins/club.gif
SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

Turn: K/images/graemlins/club.gif (3.5BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

River: A/images/graemlins/spade.gif (5.5BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7.5BB
SB showed 3h 9d
Hero mucks Js 4c

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $8/$16
2 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif K/images/graemlins/club.gif
SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

Flop: 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q/images/graemlins/club.gif J/images/graemlins/club.gif (7SB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

Turn: T/images/graemlins/spade.gif (6.5BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

River: 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (14.5BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 16.5BB
SB showed Kh Ac
Hero mucks 9s Kc

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $8/$16
2 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with Q/images/graemlins/club.gif 9/images/graemlins/club.gif
Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls.

Turn: 6/images/graemlins/club.gif (5.5BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls all-in $0.5.
Uncalled bets: 0.97BB returned to BB.

River: 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (7.56BB, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: 7.56BB)

Results:
Final pot: 7.56BB
BB showed 6d Th
Hero showed Qc 9c

End result: He goes insane and claims that this Gildwulf character probably doesn't even know how to spell poker.

LovedBySgtSaLT

04-14-2007, 01:06 PM

[ QUOTE ]

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $8/$16
2 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif K/images/graemlins/club.gif
SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

Flop: 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q/images/graemlins/club.gif J/images/graemlins/club.gif (7SB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

Turn: T/images/graemlins/spade.gif (6.5BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

River: 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (14.5BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 16.5BB
SB showed Kh Ac
Hero mucks 9s Kc

[/ QUOTE ]

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Squareview

04-14-2007, 01:10 PM

this isnt BBV material

jstill

04-14-2007, 01:12 PM

[ QUOTE ]
this isnt BBV material

[/ QUOTE ]

people always say this stuff at the stupidest times. this IS bbv material

Gildwulf

04-14-2007, 01:18 PM

your "friend" is a huge fish, fwiw.

hand 1 is played perfectly vs this guy

hand 2 is fine

hand 3 your friend is a spazzy retard with 3 big bets left on the flop, lol. All in, obviously: uber-shortstack limit fish range there is pretty wide, and I'm calling everything regardless with 3 bb.

Here are some hands you forgot to mention:

(GW=hero)
Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $8/$16
2 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif
SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif 3/images/graemlins/club.gif (3SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

Turn: A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3.5BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls.

River: 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (7.5BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9.5BB
Hero showed 6d 7h
SB showed Jh Qd

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $8/$16
2 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with T/images/graemlins/club.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif
Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif 6/images/graemlins/club.gif (3SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: 3/images/graemlins/club.gif (3.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

River: J/images/graemlins/heart.gif (5.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7.5BB
Hero showed Tc 6h
BB showed 2c Kh

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $8/$16
2 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with J/images/graemlins/spade.gif 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif
Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: 4/images/graemlins/club.gif 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif (3SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: 9/images/graemlins/club.gif (3.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

River: J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (5.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7.5BB
Hero showed Js 4h
BB showed 7s Ts

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $8/$16
2 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif
SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: 7/images/graemlins/club.gif 3/images/graemlins/club.gif 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks.

Turn: 2/images/graemlins/club.gif (1.5BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

River: 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif (3.5BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 5.5BB
Hero showed Qh 7h
SB mucks 4s Kd

maniacut

04-14-2007, 02:11 PM

lol at those hands...i should start playing some huhu

Shabamabam

04-14-2007, 02:31 PM

OMFG. That's terrible. Like I said, I only caught the last couple of hands. /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif at calling with Ten high or check/calling Q high.

edit; also big /images/graemlins/frown.gif to the air quotations.

nath

04-14-2007, 02:35 PM

You are really trying too hard in OP

Gildwulf

04-14-2007, 03:03 PM

[ QUOTE ]
OMFG. That's terrible. Like I said, I only caught the last couple of hands. /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif at calling with Ten high or check/calling Q high.

edit; also big /images/graemlins/frown.gif to the air quotations.

[/ QUOTE ]

I think you might be reading it wrong...he is betting with those hands which isn't nearly so bad:)

The k2o is pretty hilarious, though.

tell your friend (no quotes) to stop by anytime:)