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gehrig
04-14-2007, 07:06 AM
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chrismystero
04-14-2007, 07:07 AM
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QFT

Gildwulf
04-14-2007, 07:10 AM
show us the graph gehrig

gehrig
04-14-2007, 07:11 AM
FullTiltPoker Game #2207031717: Table Kansas (heads up) - $30/$60 - Limit Hold'em - 6:36:51 ET - 2007/04/14
Seat 1: groth911t ($1,886.50)
Seat 2: gehrig37 ($3,597.50)
groth911t posts the small blind of $15
gehrig37 posts the big blind of $30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [2s 2c]
groth911t raises to $60
gehrig37 raises to $90
groth911t raises to $120
gehrig37 calls $30
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4s 5d]
gehrig37 checks
groth911t bets $30
gehrig37 calls $30
*** TURN *** [Tc 4s 5d] [2d]
gehrig37 checks
groth911t bets $60
gehrig37 raises to $120
groth911t raises to $180
gehrig37 raises to $240
groth911t calls $60
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4s 5d 2d] [3c]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t raises to $120
gehrig37 calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
groth911t shows [Ah 5c] (a straight, Five high)
gehrig37 mucks
groth911t wins the pot ($1,019.50) with a straight, Five high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,020 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Tc 4s 5d 2d 3c]
Seat 1: groth911t (small blind) showed [Ah 5c] and won ($1,019.50) with a straight, Five high
Seat 2: gehrig37 (big blind) mucked [2s 2c] - three of a kind, Twos

[censored] YOU

FullTiltPoker Game #2206769951: Table Kansas (heads up) - $30/$60 - Limit Hold'em - 4:54:26 ET - 2007/04/14
Seat 1: groth911t ($1,062.50)
Seat 2: gehrig37 ($2,632.50)
groth911t posts the small blind of $15
gehrig37 posts the big blind of $30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [6c 4c]
groth911t raises to $60
gehrig37 calls $30
*** FLOP *** [3d 2c Jc]
gehrig37 checks
groth911t bets $30
gehrig37 raises to $60
groth911t raises to $90
gehrig37 raises to $120
groth911t calls $30
*** TURN *** [3d 2c Jc] [5s]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t calls $60
*** RIVER *** [3d 2c Jc 5s] [8c]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t raises to $120
gehrig37 raises to $180
groth911t raises to $240
gehrig37 calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
groth911t shows [Tc Qc] (a flush, Queen high)
gehrig37 mucks
groth911t wins the pot ($959.50) with a flush, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $960 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3d 2c Jc 5s 8c]
Seat 1: groth911t (small blind) showed [Tc Qc] and won ($959.50) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 2: gehrig37 (big blind) mucked [6c 4c] - a flush, Jack high

[censored] YOU

FullTiltPoker Game #2207064612: Table Kansas (heads up) - $30/$60 - Limit Hold'em - 6:51:40 ET - 2007/04/14
Seat 1: groth911t ($2,911.50)
Seat 2: gehrig37 ($2,552.50)
groth911t posts the small blind of $15
gehrig37 posts the big blind of $30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [Ac Kc]
groth911t raises to $60
gehrig37 raises to $90
groth911t calls $30
*** FLOP *** [8d 5c Kd]
gehrig37 bets $30
groth911t calls $30
*** TURN *** [8d 5c Kd] [Td]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t raises to $120
gehrig37 raises to $180
groth911t calls $60
*** RIVER *** [8d 5c Kd Td] [Ah]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t raises to $120
gehrig37 raises to $180
groth911t calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gehrig37 shows [Ac Kc] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
groth911t shows [Ts Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)
groth911t wins the pot ($959.50) with three of a kind, Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $960 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8d 5c Kd Td Ah]
Seat 1: groth911t (small blind) showed [Ts Tc] and won ($959.50) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: gehrig37 (big blind) showed [Ac Kc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

[censored] YOU

FullTiltPoker Game #2206999211: Table Kansas (heads up) - $30/$60 - Limit Hold'em - 6:22:31 ET - 2007/04/14
Seat 1: groth911t ($1,580.50)
Seat 2: gehrig37 ($3,921.50)
groth911t posts the small blind of $15
gehrig37 posts the big blind of $30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [8d 4d]
groth911t raises to $60
gehrig37 calls $30
*** FLOP *** [4h 4c Td]
gehrig37 checks
groth911t bets $30
gehrig37 raises to $60
groth911t calls $30
*** TURN *** [4h 4c Td] [Jh]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t raises to $120
gehrig37 raises to $180
groth911t calls $60
*** RIVER *** [4h 4c Td Jh] [3h]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t raises to $120
gehrig37 calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
groth911t shows [8h 7h] (a flush, Jack high)
gehrig37 mucks
groth911t wins the pot ($839.50) with a flush, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $840 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4h 4c Td Jh 3h]
Seat 1: groth911t (small blind) showed [8h 7h] and won ($839.50) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 2: gehrig37 (big blind) mucked [8d 4d] - three of a kind, Fours

[censored] YOU

FullTiltPoker Game #2206911826: Table Kansas (heads up) - $30/$60 - Limit Hold'em - 5:46:43 ET - 2007/04/14
Seat 1: groth911t ($3,344.50)
Seat 2: gehrig37 ($2,798)
groth911t posts the small blind of $15
gehrig37 posts the big blind of $30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [As Jd]
groth911t raises to $60
gehrig37 raises to $90
groth911t calls $30
*** FLOP *** [Jc 7d 4d]
gehrig37 bets $30
groth911t calls $30
*** TURN *** [Jc 7d 4d] [5c]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t raises to $120
gehrig37 raises to $180
groth911t calls $60
*** RIVER *** [Jc 7d 4d 5c] [8s]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gehrig37 shows [As Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
groth911t shows [4c 5h] (two pair, Fives and Fours)
groth911t wins the pot ($719.50) with two pair, Fives and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $720 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jc 7d 4d 5c 8s]
Seat 1: groth911t (small blind) showed [4c 5h] and won ($719.50) with two pair, Fives and Fours
Seat 2: gehrig37 (big blind) showed [As Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks

[censored] YOU

FullTiltPoker Game #2206957816: Table Kansas (heads up) - $30/$60 - Limit Hold'em - 6:04:54 ET - 2007/04/14
Seat 1: groth911t ($749.50)
Seat 2: gehrig37 ($3,572.50)
gehrig37 posts the small blind of $15
groth911t posts the big blind of $30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [8s Ah]
gehrig37 raises to $60
groth911t raises to $90
gehrig37 calls $30
*** FLOP *** [Kd Ac 9h]
groth911t bets $30
gehrig37 raises to $60
groth911t calls $30
*** TURN *** [Kd Ac 9h] [2h]
groth911t checks
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t calls $60
*** RIVER *** [Kd Ac 9h 2h] [Th]
groth911t checks
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t raises to $120
gehrig37 calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
groth911t shows [Qh Js] (a straight, Ace high)
gehrig37 mucks
groth911t wins the pot ($659.50) with a straight, Ace high
groth911t adds $600
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $660 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kd Ac 9h 2h Th]
Seat 1: groth911t (big blind) showed [Qh Js] and won ($659.50) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 2: gehrig37 (small blind) mucked [8s Ah] - a pair of Aces

[censored] YOU

FullTiltPoker Game #2206861274: Table Kansas (heads up) - $30/$60 - Limit Hold'em - 5:27:05 ET - 2007/04/14
Seat 1: groth911t ($1,555)
Seat 2: gehrig37 ($2,106)
gehrig37 posts the small blind of $15
groth911t posts the big blind of $30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [Kh 4h]
gehrig37 raises to $60
groth911t raises to $90
gehrig37 calls $30
*** FLOP *** [Qc Ks 6c]
groth911t bets $30
gehrig37 raises to $60
groth911t raises to $90
gehrig37 calls $30
*** TURN *** [Qc Ks 6c] [5c]
groth911t bets $60
gehrig37 calls $60
*** RIVER *** [Qc Ks 6c 5c] [9d]
groth911t bets $60
gehrig37 calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
groth911t shows [Qs 5h] (two pair, Queens and Fives)
gehrig37 mucks
groth911t wins the pot ($599.50) with two pair, Queens and Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $600 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc Ks 6c 5c 9d]
Seat 1: groth911t (big blind) showed [Qs 5h] and won ($599.50) with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 2: gehrig37 (small blind) mucked [Kh 4h] - a pair of Kings

[censored] YOU

FullTiltPoker Game #2207017016: Table Kansas (heads up) - $30/$60 - Limit Hold'em - 6:30:18 ET - 2007/04/14
Seat 1: groth911t ($2,430.50)
Seat 2: gehrig37 ($3,062.50)
groth911t posts the small blind of $15
gehrig37 posts the big blind of $30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [Th Ad]
groth911t raises to $60
gehrig37 raises to $90
groth911t calls $30
*** FLOP *** [5h Ts Jc]
gehrig37 bets $30
groth911t raises to $60
gehrig37 calls $30
*** TURN *** [5h Ts Jc] [6s]
gehrig37 checks
groth911t bets $60
gehrig37 calls $60
*** RIVER *** [5h Ts Jc 6s] [3s]
gehrig37 checks
groth911t bets $60
gehrig37 calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
groth911t shows [3d 5s] (two pair, Fives and Threes)
gehrig37 mucks
groth911t wins the pot ($539.50) with two pair, Fives and Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $540 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5h Ts Jc 6s 3s]
Seat 1: groth911t (small blind) showed [3d 5s] and won ($539.50) with two pair, Fives and Threes
Seat 2: gehrig37 (big blind) mucked [Th Ad] - a pair of Tens

[censored] YOU

ALSO: [censored] EVERY [censored] DRAW I GET DEALT

gehrig
04-14-2007, 07:13 AM
SERIOUSLY HOW DO I DROP EIGHTY BETS TO THIS GUY:

FullTiltPoker Game #2206956621: Table Kansas (heads up) - $30/$60 - Limit Hold'em - 6:04:24 ET - 2007/04/14
Seat 1: groth911t ($1,109.50)
Seat 2: gehrig37 ($3,213)
groth911t posts the small blind of $15
gehrig37 posts the big blind of $30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [7h Kd]
groth911t raises to $60
gehrig37 calls $30
*** FLOP *** [Ad Kh Ks]
gehrig37 checks
groth911t bets $30
gehrig37 raises to $60
groth911t calls $30
*** TURN *** [Ad Kh Ks] [3d]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t raises to $120
gehrig37 raises to $180
groth911t raises to $240
gehrig37 calls $60
*** RIVER *** [Ad Kh Ks 3d] [Qd]
gehrig37 checks
groth911t checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
groth911t shows [8h 7s] (a pair of Kings)
gehrig37 shows [7h Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
gehrig37 wins the pot ($719.50) with three of a kind, Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $720 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ad Kh Ks 3d Qd]
Seat 1: groth911t (small blind) showed [8h 7s] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: gehrig37 (big blind) showed [7h Kd] and won ($719.50) with three of a kind, Kings

FullTiltPoker Game #2207057188: Table Kansas (heads up) - $30/$60 - Limit Hold'em - 6:48:18 ET - 2007/04/14
Seat 1: groth911t ($3,078.50)
Seat 2: gehrig37 ($2,390.50)
groth911t posts the small blind of $15
gehrig37 posts the big blind of $30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [Ad Td]
groth911t raises to $60
gehrig37 raises to $90
groth911t calls $30
*** FLOP *** [Ac 4d 3s]
gehrig37 bets $30
groth911t calls $30
*** TURN *** [Ac 4d 3s] [Ts]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t calls $60
*** RIVER *** [Ac 4d 3s Ts] [6s]
gehrig37 bets $60
groth911t calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gehrig37 shows [Ad Td] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
groth911t mucks
gehrig37 wins the pot ($479.50) with two pair, Aces and Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $480 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ac 4d 3s Ts 6s]
Seat 1: groth911t (small blind) mucked [2c Qh] - Ace Queen high
Seat 2: gehrig37 (big blind) showed [Ad Td] and won ($479.50) with two pair, Aces and Tens

gehrig
04-14-2007, 07:16 AM
AND YES I KNOW I PLAYED LIK EVERY ONE OF THESE BAD

Zaid_Ahmed
04-14-2007, 07:18 AM
But he played them worse. brutal

Zaid_Ahmed
04-14-2007, 07:20 AM
I quite enjoyed the "[censored] you" after every hand. Kept me reading.

gehrig
04-14-2007, 07:23 AM
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show us the graph gehrig

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im onl d own 3k for the day

but the last time i played i was down 3k for the day

and the time before that i was playing a once-a-month fish at 50/100 all night and broke even

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