Beat: This can be told as a joke in poker circuits [Archive]

RAYRAYRAY

04-13-2007, 09:21 AM

Playing 1/2 NL.

Have 1010, 1 guy calls my raise. flop is 894. Guy outflops me with 89 and wins a nice pot.

Couple of hands later, I have 33, SAME GUY raises pf I call flop is 397. I put his 280 dollars allin at flop. River is 10, he has 1010.

Is this comical

Lori

04-13-2007, 09:24 AM

The word "normal" doesn't have a 'c' or an 'i' in it.

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

Big_Jim

04-13-2007, 09:27 AM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

NO WAY! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?!?!?

IronFly

04-13-2007, 09:27 AM

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This can be told as a joke in poker circuits

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Only by people who are not funny.

1968

04-13-2007, 09:29 AM

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NO WAY! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?!?!?

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MyPetTurtle

04-13-2007, 09:32 AM

good thread

RAYRAYRAY

04-13-2007, 09:34 AM

well the odds of the idiot flopping 2 pair to my 1010 is like 1 in 55, rivering me with 2 outs is 1 in 15 (including turn chance).

So its pretty tiny ha.

Dr. Mykonid

04-13-2007, 09:34 AM

GOLD RAYRAYRAY - GOLD!

http://www.siyumhaseinfeld.com/images/chars/bania1.jpg

Flixxx

04-13-2007, 09:36 AM

he obv taught u a lesson how to play TT properly

NU Star

04-13-2007, 09:37 AM

I don't get it...you had some binary code?

lyncks2002

04-13-2007, 09:54 AM

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

Niwa

04-13-2007, 09:54 AM

sigh

illuminati

04-13-2007, 09:59 AM

You stack off light...

Jeff_B

04-13-2007, 10:00 AM

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well the odds of the idiot flopping 2 pair to my 1010 is like 1 in 55, rivering me with 2 outs is 1 in 15 (including turn chance).

So its pretty tiny ha.

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this is wrong DUCY?

cula

04-13-2007, 10:03 AM

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NO WAY! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?!?!?

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50%

tibrida

04-13-2007, 10:08 AM

BEAT: This IS A JOKE IN ANY CIRCUITS

FIXED YOUR SUBJECT

Karak567

04-13-2007, 10:14 AM

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

NO WAY! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?!?!?

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10+

hennnerz

04-13-2007, 11:44 AM

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well the odds of the idiot flopping 2 pair to my 1010 is like 1 in 55, rivering me with 2 outs is 1 in 15 (including turn chance).

So its pretty tiny ha.

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The odds are 1. LDO

Jehaim

04-13-2007, 11:47 AM

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Is this comical

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http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174328173-Dude....jpg

ardubz

04-13-2007, 12:35 PM

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good thread

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lol

gboro

04-13-2007, 12:41 PM

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Dan87

04-13-2007, 12:58 PM

my sister told me this joke yesterday and i lold because im retarded:

"I have alzheimers disease but at least I dont have alzheimers disease"

Gamblor

04-13-2007, 01:10 PM

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my sister told me this joke yesterday and i lold because im retarded:

"I have alzheimers disease but at least I dont have alzheimers disease"

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my buddy at school just changed his msn name to that yesterday.

am i being leveled?

pokerstudAA

04-13-2007, 01:17 PM

This joke is soooo freaking hillarious. I already told it to like 4 people and they all thought it was hillarious. I think they all went to tell their friends! Way to go OP.

tailspin4540

04-13-2007, 07:31 PM

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

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Quoting for excellence.

Archon_Wing

04-13-2007, 07:36 PM

Did you make an account just to start crappy threads?

CaseS87

04-13-2007, 07:42 PM

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my sister told me this joke yesterday and i lold because im retarded:

"I have alzheimers disease but at least I dont have alzheimers disease"

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Better version of joke- Guy goes to doctor. Doctor says, "I have some bad news. You have cancer and Alzheimer's disease." Guy says, "Well at least I don't have cancer."

My dad once told this joke to a guy whose grandfather has cancer and Alzheimer's disease. AWKWARD...

AE6

04-13-2007, 07:44 PM

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who have friends

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holyfield5

04-13-2007, 07:59 PM

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owned

React1oN

04-13-2007, 08:23 PM

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The word "normal" doesn't have a 'c' or an 'i' in it.

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

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Quoting for excellence.

[/ QUOTE ]wow, lol that's awesome

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Is this comical

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http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1174328173-Dude....jpg

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These Alzheimer's jokes are awesome.

Bantam222

04-13-2007, 10:38 PM

OMG ONE HAND I HAD 88 IN THE BB AND THE FLOP CAME J75 ALL DIAMONDS WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT!?!

THATS LIKE ONE IN TWENTY THOUSAND!!!!

futuredoc85

04-13-2007, 10:43 PM

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Playing 1/2 NL.

Have 1010, 1 guy calls my raise. flop is 894. Guy outflops me with 89 and wins a nice pot.

Couple of hands later, I have 33, SAME GUY raises pf I call flop is 397. I put his 280 dollars allin at flop. River is 10, he has 1010.

Is this comical

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you suck

furyshade

04-13-2007, 10:45 PM

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well the odds of the idiot flopping 2 pair to my 1010 is like 1 in 55, rivering me with 2 outs is 1 in 15 (including turn chance).

So its pretty tiny ha.

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chances fo flopping 2 pair or trips is 1:12.5, you sir are an idiot

Craggoo

04-13-2007, 10:49 PM

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well the odds of the idiot flopping 2 pair to my 1010 is like 1 in 55, rivering me with 2 outs is 1 in 15 (including turn chance).

So its pretty tiny ha.

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chances fo flopping 2 pair or trips is 1 in 2,it either happens or it doesnt

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QFT

Lori

04-13-2007, 10:54 PM

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well the odds of the idiot flopping 2 pair to my 1010 is like 1 in 55, rivering me with 2 outs is 1 in 15 (including turn chance).

So its pretty tiny ha.

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chances fo flopping 2 pair or trips is 1 in 3,it either happens or it doesnt or I forgot.

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furyshade

04-13-2007, 11:10 PM

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well the odds of the idiot flopping 2 pair to my 1010 is like 1 in 55, rivering me with 2 outs is 1 in 15 (including turn chance).

So its pretty tiny ha.

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chances fo flopping 2 pair or trips is 1 in 3,it either happens or it doesnt or a quantum implausibility occurs and the sub-atomic particles which make up your computer form into Darth Vader and slice OP in half

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Josem

04-13-2007, 11:17 PM

SALAZARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

_TKO_

04-14-2007, 12:58 AM

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These Alzheimer's jokes are awesome.

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What Alzheimer's jokes?