WTF: Need some advice BBV

[T0ne D0wn]

There is a girl in my room right now, who will not leave and I cant figure out why. She is honestly just sitting there as I type this while my roommate works on a paper. I think she likes my roommate but the problem is that she is not very hot at all (sort of heavy). She lives on my floor, and we have never talked since past 3 days when all of a sudden she starts to show up.

She will occasionally pop in with a question. Since I never go to class anymore she is always like- “you need to go to class, stop procrastinating, and start you hw earlier” and I just kind of reply with sarcastic remarks. Two nights ago, I was playing halo and she came in at like 7:00pm and did not leave my room until 3:00am for no apparent reason. When she finally left my roommate and I were like- what the hell lets never let that happen again. For 4-7 hours she just sits there doing absolutely nothing in my room while I either sleep, do hw or play poker. She has nothing better to do..just wow. So she is sitting there right now- and I guess it is not evident to her that her presence is not welcome. SO…BBV…what should I use?

Gut her like a fish.
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Put 2 in the body and 1 in the head.
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[carnivalhobo]

move out of the dorm.

[Eskaborr]

Pay her already so she can be on her way.


P.S. win more to afford non-heavy ones.

[chrismystero]

"heavy" not good enough..

pics

[magicratx]

About a year ago i was going out with this girl (been with her for about a month), when i realised it wasn't going any further (i basically wanted a quick [censored], she wanted kids etc etc). Anyway i always left my door unlocked in my halls and was laying on my bed reading some magazine one day when she walked in and just sat on the edge of my bed, she did not say a word for AN HOUR just sat there, then she left and i was like phew.
But then i realised that she was just going to the toilet so i pretended to be sleeping when she came back. She started speaking to me and i ignored her for another hour until she left.

So my advice if you just dont speak to her she will leave eventually, even if it takes a couple of hours

[kindergartencop]

start watching porn and doing the things one does while they watch porn. if she doesnt leave by the time its time, give her hell.

[NU Star]

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About a year ago i was going out with this girl (been with her for about a month), when i realised it wasn't going any further (i basically wanted a quick [censored], she wanted kids etc etc). Anyway i always left my door unlocked in my halls and was laying on my bed reading some magazine one day when she walked in and just sat on the edge of my bed, she did not say a word for AN HOUR just sat there, then she left and i was like phew.
But then i realised that she was just going to the toilet so i pretended to be sleeping when she came back. She started speaking to me and i ignored her for another hour until she left.

So my advice if you just dont speak to her she will leave eventually, even if it takes a couple of hours

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You sound like you kind of suck at life. Seriously, just be straight with people. It makes life easier.

[jschaud]

ask her for a BJ, repeatedly. she will either give in or leave. fatties give great head so this is win/win.

[magicratx]

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About a year ago i was going out with this girl (been with her for about a month), when i realised it wasn't going any further (i basically wanted a quick [censored], she wanted kids etc etc). Anyway i always left my door unlocked in my halls and was laying on my bed reading some magazine one day when she walked in and just sat on the edge of my bed, she did not say a word for AN HOUR just sat there, then she left and i was like phew.
But then i realised that she was just going to the toilet so i pretended to be sleeping when she came back. She started speaking to me and i ignored her for another hour until she left.

So my advice if you just dont speak to her she will leave eventually, even if it takes a couple of hours

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You sound like you kind of suck at life. Seriously, just be straight with people. It makes life easier.

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Thanks for the input, funny thing was is that i wasn't planning to split up with her until then, when she came into my room she didnt say anything and i was like ok lets see how long this lasts, when it went on for two hours i was thinking maybe i should end it, spoke to her that night about it