PokerBob
04-12-2007, 12:51 AM
$10/$20 (6 Max)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Daddy: [7s, 7d]
Jackass #1: Raise ($20)
DADDY: Raise ($30)
Jackass #2: Raise ($35)
SomeOtherCock: Fold
Jackass #1: Call ($20)
DADDY: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [4s, 4c, Jh]
Jackass #2: Check ($0)
Jackass #1: Bet ($10)
DADDY: Raise ($20)
Jackass #2: Call ($20)
Jackass #1: Call ($10)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [8s]
Jackass #2: Check ($0)
Jackass #1: Check ($0)
DADDY: Bet ($20)
Jackass #2: Call ($20)
Jackass #1: Fold
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [9s]
Jackass #2: Check ($0)
DADDY: Check ($0)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Jackass #2: Show Cards ($0)
DADDY: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $228, Rake $2
Summary DADDY: bet $80, put ALL dollars in the pot when winning and ZERO when losing because he is professional and you are not, won $0, net $-80, HoleCards [7s, 7d]
Summary Jackass #2: bet $80, Put ZERO dollars in the pot when winning and EVERYFUCKINGDIMEWHENLOSINGBECAUSEHEATEPAINTCHIPSAS AKIDANDNOWHISBRAINISMUSH, won $228, net $148, HoleCards [Qs, As], HiHand [a flush, ace high] [As, Qs, 9s, 8s, 4s], won $228 from main pot
$10/$20 Texas Hold'em (6 Max)',
OWNED: Small Blind ($5)
DADDY: Big Blind ($10)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to DADDY: [8h, Kh]
OWNED: Fold
OWNED: Fold
OWNED: Raise ($15)
DADDY: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Qh, 5s, Qc]
OWNED: Bet ($10)
DADDY: Call ($10)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Th]
OWNED: Bet ($20)
DADDY: Raise ($40)
OWNED: Call ($20)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [8s]
OWNED: Check ($0)
DADDY: Check ($0)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
OWNED: Show Cards ($0)
DADDY: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $138, Rake $2
Summary OWNED: bet $70, won $138, net $68, HoleCards [9c, Jc], HiHand [a straight, eight to queen] [Qh, Jc, Th, 9c, 8s], won $138 from main pot
Summary DADDY: bet $70, won $0, net $-70, HoleCards [8h, Kh]
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em (6 Max)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to DADDY: [Js, Ad]
Player 2: Fold
Player 3: Fold
Player 4: Fold
DADDY: Raise ($10)
OWNED: Raise ($13)
Player 1: Fold
DADDY: Raise ($10)
OWNED: Call ($5)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [5s, 5d, 4c]
OWNED: Check ($0)
DADDY: Bet ($5)
OWNED: Call ($5)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [3d]
OWNED: Check ($0)
DADDY: Bet ($10)
OWNED: Call ($10)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Th]
OWNED: Check ($0)
DADDY: Check ($0)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
OWNED: Show Cards ($0)
DADDY: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $72, Rake $3
Summary DADDY: bet $35, won $0, net $-35, HoleCards [Js, Ad]
Summary OWNED: bet $35, won $72, net $37, HoleCards [Ts, Ac], HiHand [two pairs, tens and fives] [Ts, Th, 5s, 5d, Ac], won $72 from main pot
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Daddy: [7s, 7d]
Jackass #1: Raise ($20)
DADDY: Raise ($30)
Jackass #2: Raise ($35)
SomeOtherCock: Fold
Jackass #1: Call ($20)
DADDY: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [4s, 4c, Jh]
Jackass #2: Check ($0)
Jackass #1: Bet ($10)
DADDY: Raise ($20)
Jackass #2: Call ($20)
Jackass #1: Call ($10)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [8s]
Jackass #2: Check ($0)
Jackass #1: Check ($0)
DADDY: Bet ($20)
Jackass #2: Call ($20)
Jackass #1: Fold
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [9s]
Jackass #2: Check ($0)
DADDY: Check ($0)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Jackass #2: Show Cards ($0)
DADDY: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $228, Rake $2
Summary DADDY: bet $80, put ALL dollars in the pot when winning and ZERO when losing because he is professional and you are not, won $0, net $-80, HoleCards [7s, 7d]
Summary Jackass #2: bet $80, Put ZERO dollars in the pot when winning and EVERYFUCKINGDIMEWHENLOSINGBECAUSEHEATEPAINTCHIPSAS AKIDANDNOWHISBRAINISMUSH, won $228, net $148, HoleCards [Qs, As], HiHand [a flush, ace high] [As, Qs, 9s, 8s, 4s], won $228 from main pot
$10/$20 Texas Hold'em (6 Max)',
OWNED: Small Blind ($5)
DADDY: Big Blind ($10)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to DADDY: [8h, Kh]
OWNED: Fold
OWNED: Fold
OWNED: Raise ($15)
DADDY: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Qh, 5s, Qc]
OWNED: Bet ($10)
DADDY: Call ($10)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Th]
OWNED: Bet ($20)
DADDY: Raise ($40)
OWNED: Call ($20)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [8s]
OWNED: Check ($0)
DADDY: Check ($0)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
OWNED: Show Cards ($0)
DADDY: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $138, Rake $2
Summary OWNED: bet $70, won $138, net $68, HoleCards [9c, Jc], HiHand [a straight, eight to queen] [Qh, Jc, Th, 9c, 8s], won $138 from main pot
Summary DADDY: bet $70, won $0, net $-70, HoleCards [8h, Kh]
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em (6 Max)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to DADDY: [Js, Ad]
Player 2: Fold
Player 3: Fold
Player 4: Fold
DADDY: Raise ($10)
OWNED: Raise ($13)
Player 1: Fold
DADDY: Raise ($10)
OWNED: Call ($5)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [5s, 5d, 4c]
OWNED: Check ($0)
DADDY: Bet ($5)
OWNED: Call ($5)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [3d]
OWNED: Check ($0)
DADDY: Bet ($10)
OWNED: Call ($10)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Th]
OWNED: Check ($0)
DADDY: Check ($0)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
OWNED: Show Cards ($0)
DADDY: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $72, Rake $3
Summary DADDY: bet $35, won $0, net $-35, HoleCards [Js, Ad]
Summary OWNED: bet $35, won $72, net $37, HoleCards [Ts, Ac], HiHand [two pairs, tens and fives] [Ts, Th, 5s, 5d, Ac], won $72 from main pot