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sonikki

04-11-2007, 11:05 PM

Poker Room skin
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A/images/graemlins/heart.gif K/images/graemlins/club.gif
2 folds, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, BB calls, Hero caps, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 7/images/graemlins/club.gif T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 2/images/graemlins/club.gif (75SB, 3 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero raises all-in $72.25, SB calls all-in $43.1, BB calls all-in $36.2.
Uncalled bets: 52.1SB returned to Hero.

Turn: 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif (169.9BB, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: 166.8BB, Sidepot 1: 6.2BB)

River: 9/images/graemlins/club.gif (169.9BB, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: 166.8BB, Sidepot 1: 6.2BB)

Results:
Final pot: 169.9BB
Edit: the convertor didnt give the hands so they are 88 and K2s (in hearts)

I had no reads on the guy with 88, so i figured maybe i can push him off some of the weaker hands.
The retard with K2 kept calling every raise i made and kept making retarded bets out of position like that one. So guess I shouldn't think that people can actually lay a hand down. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

PokerGolfFiend

04-11-2007, 11:05 PM

try converting the hand.

sonikki

04-11-2007, 11:06 PM

Find me a convertor that supports ongame hand histories

PokerGolfFiend

04-11-2007, 11:07 PM

stick with basic online games.

4ObliVioN4

04-11-2007, 11:15 PM

Nice call cornerhound

sonikki

04-11-2007, 11:17 PM

I'm starting to think AK as the crappiest hand ever against donkeys

PokerGolfFiend

04-11-2007, 11:19 PM

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I'm starting to think AK as the crappiest hand ever against donkeys

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i would 2nd that

grando

04-11-2007, 11:19 PM

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Find me a convertor that supports ongame hand histories

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http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter/

PokerGolfFiend

04-11-2007, 11:21 PM

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Find me a convertor that supports ongame hand histories

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http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter/

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heheheheh

hra146

04-11-2007, 11:25 PM

[x} standard
[x] best hand wins
[x] money goes in when behind
[x] bluffing calling stations
[x] whine about it
[ ] converts hand in bbv

sonikki

04-11-2007, 11:28 PM

[x] standard reply with no real opinions whatsoever

hra146

04-11-2007, 11:29 PM

[x] able to play back at LAGs

sonikki

04-11-2007, 11:39 PM

this converter sucks arse.

Teh1337zor

04-11-2007, 11:42 PM

lol lhe and nlhe had sex!

grando

04-11-2007, 11:47 PM

what's wrong with it?

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
5 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Stack sizes:
UTG: $343.60
CO: $831.10
Button: $394.00
Hero: $660.60
BB: $384.45

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif T/images/graemlins/club.gif
UTG calls, CO folds, Button raises to $25, Hero calls, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 8/images/graemlins/club.gif 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif ($79, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, Button checks.

Turn: 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif ($79, 3 players)
Hero bets $55, UTG calls, Button folds.

River: T/images/graemlins/heart.gif ($189, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $580.6, UTG calls all-in $263.6.
Uncalled bets: $317 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $716.2
Hero shows 10D10C 
UTG shows 9D 8D

PokerGolfFiend

04-11-2007, 11:48 PM

u run good.

grando

04-11-2007, 11:50 PM

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u run good.

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LMAO

holyfield5

04-11-2007, 11:56 PM

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I'm starting to think AK as the crappiest hand ever against donkeys

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i would 2nd that

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now that you figured that out maybe you can take some shots at 50NL

PokerGolfFiend

04-11-2007, 11:57 PM

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u run good.

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LMAO

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i guess im dumb /images/graemlins/confused.gif

grando

04-11-2007, 11:58 PM

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u run good.

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LMAO

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i guess im dumb /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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I run so bad, almost as bad as nath

notice that villain will call a river push even if I don't set up

Poisoned

04-11-2007, 11:59 PM

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Poker Room skin
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A/images/graemlins/heart.gif K/images/graemlins/club.gif
2 folds, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, BB calls, Hero caps, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 7/images/graemlins/club.gif T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 2/images/graemlins/club.gif (75SB, 3 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero raises all-in $72.25, SB calls all-in $43.1, BB calls all-in $36.2.
Uncalled bets: 52.1SB returned to Hero.

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im confused, DUCY?

PokerGolfFiend

04-11-2007, 11:59 PM

i guess im not that smart, all i noe is that u got all ur chips in. and won so dont complain.

sonikki

04-12-2007, 12:07 AM

Poker Room skin
Pot Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.25
5 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Stack sizes:
UTG: $18.35
Hero: $26.95
Button: $29
SB: $5.30
BB: $4.35

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with J/images/graemlins/heart.gif K/images/graemlins/heart.gif
UTG calls, Hero raises to $1, Button folds, SB calls, BB raises to $4, UTG calls, Hero raises to $18, SB folds, BB calls all-in $0.1, UTG calls.

Flop: 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif A/images/graemlins/heart.gif 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif ($41.1, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $13.3, Sidepot 1: $27.8)
UTG checks, Hero bets $0.35, UTG calls all-in $0.35.

Turn: 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif ($41.8, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $13.3, Sidepot 1: $28.5)

River: J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif ($41.8, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $13.3, Sidepot 1: $28.5)

Results:
Final pot: $41.8
Hero shows JH KH 
BB shows AS AD 
UTG shows JS JC 

Poker Room skin
Pot Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.25
5 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif
UTG raises to $1, Hero calls, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif K/images/graemlins/spade.gif ($3.25, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif ($3.25, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $1, Hero calls, BB folds.

River: 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif ($5.25, 2 players)
UTG bets $3, Hero raises to $10, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: $25.25

After the hand in question, I moved down and started to run a bit better. Just used these hands to test if I got it right with the convertor

Big_Jim

04-12-2007, 12:09 AM

sonikki

04-12-2007, 12:10 AM

And it seems like I didnt on the second hand... /images/graemlins/frown.gif he had 66.

sonikki

04-12-2007, 12:12 AM

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Poker Room skin
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A/images/graemlins/heart.gif K/images/graemlins/club.gif
2 folds, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, BB calls, Hero caps, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 7/images/graemlins/club.gif T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 2/images/graemlins/club.gif (75SB, 3 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero raises all-in $72.25, SB calls all-in $43.1, BB calls all-in $36.2.
Uncalled bets: 52.1SB returned to Hero.

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The limit->NL transition in this HH is perfect. I loled.

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yeah i screwed up with the convertor by using the pokertrackers version of the hand history at first.

CappyAA

04-12-2007, 12:13 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Poker Room skin
Pot Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.25
5 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Stack sizes:
UTG: $18.35
Hero: $26.95
Button: $29
SB: $5.30
BB: $4.35

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with J/images/graemlins/heart.gif K/images/graemlins/heart.gif
UTG calls, Hero raises to $1, Button folds, SB calls, BB raises to $4, UTG calls, Hero raises to $18, SB folds, BB calls all-in $0.1, UTG calls.

Flop: 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif A/images/graemlins/heart.gif 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif ($41.1, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $13.3, Sidepot 1: $27.8)
UTG checks, Hero bets $0.35, UTG calls all-in $0.35.

Turn: 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif ($41.8, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $13.3, Sidepot 1: $28.5)

River: J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif ($41.8, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $13.3, Sidepot 1: $28.5)

Results:
Final pot: $41.8
Hero shows JH KH 
BB shows AS AD 
UTG shows JS JC 

Poker Room skin
Pot Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.25
5 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif
UTG raises to $1, Hero calls, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif K/images/graemlins/spade.gif ($3.25, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif ($3.25, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $1, Hero calls, BB folds.

River: 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif ($5.25, 2 players)
UTG bets $3, Hero raises to $10, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: $25.25

After the hand in question, I moved down and started to run a bit better. Just used these hands to test if I got it right with the convertor

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You're not very good at the converter....results on hand 2?!?

sonikki

04-12-2007, 12:16 AM

the stupid thing didnt save the settings after i converted the first one. but As i said, he had pocket sixes.

Craggoo

04-12-2007, 12:21 AM

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I'm starting to think AK as the crappiest hand ever against donkeys

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i would 2nd that

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Hands like T9 soooted play much better against donkeys (passive or aggressive doesnt matter)