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dallas14
04-11-2007, 10:11 PM
Well I recently went busto and one of my friends gave me 5 dollars to play the 3-dollar mtt at FT. First hand I get AA and get it aipf against 99, 9 on river sends me to the v-rail. Then I entered a 1 dollar 90 man SNG and my QQ failed to hold against 33. My life is over; I’m now drinking Crown Royal to drink my problems away. Somebody stop me.
PokerGolfFiend
04-11-2007, 10:12 PM
uhhh... no comments.
dallas14
04-11-2007, 10:26 PM
ok ,i'm 5% serious
4ObliVioN4
04-11-2007, 10:29 PM
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ok ,i'm 5% serious

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You're drinking Crown Royal right now?
dallas14
04-11-2007, 10:30 PM
yup, with coke though
whoisthedrizzle
04-11-2007, 10:31 PM
just promise not to do anything drastic until you're exceedingly drunk
dallas14
04-11-2007, 10:34 PM
deal, however, i do feel a drunk phone call comin up that would involve me, a fat girl, and my bed. but i'm going to be drunk, of course.
agent_fish
04-11-2007, 10:39 PM
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deal, however, i do feel a drunk phone call comin up that would involve me, a fat girl, and my bed. but i'm going to be drunk, of course.

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Definitely have sex with the grotesquely fat girl. You'll feel better about yourself afterwards.
ed8383
04-11-2007, 10:41 PM
that picture is disgusting!
dallas14
04-11-2007, 10:42 PM
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deal, however, i do feel a drunk phone call comin up that would involve me, a fat girl, and my bed. but i'm going to be drunk, of course.

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Definitely have sex with the grotesquely fat girl. You'll feel better about yourself afterwards.

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I wouldnt say shes grotesquely fat. just someone who hasnt missed more than 2 meals in her life. not like my avatar. but my women scale shifts 2 points when i'm drunk. so a 5 is a 7, and a 7 is definately do-able. wish me luck
dallas14
04-11-2007, 10:43 PM
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that picture is disgusting!

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gotta love it
thebigyak
04-11-2007, 11:05 PM
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Well I recently went busto

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KhalynYohrk
04-11-2007, 11:23 PM
Whats worse; fat chicks, or ugly chicks that are not fat
PokerGolfFiend
04-11-2007, 11:24 PM
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Whats worse; fat chicks, or ugly chicks that are not fat

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fat chicks BY FAR
whoisthedrizzle
04-11-2007, 11:26 PM
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Whats worse; fat chicks, or ugly chicks that are not fat

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ugly chicks that aren't fat; at least the fat chicks have something to strive for
4ObliVioN4
04-11-2007, 11:28 PM
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Whats worse; fat chicks, or ugly chicks that are not fat

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Pssh technicalities, they're both terrible.
PokerGolfFiend
04-11-2007, 11:31 PM
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Whats worse; fat chicks, or ugly chicks that are not fat

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Pssh technicalities, they're both terrible.

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agreeed
dallas14
04-11-2007, 11:31 PM
somebodies gotta do it
tboss888
04-11-2007, 11:46 PM
chicks with bad acne are <<<<< fat chicks (as long as they are not jumbos)
Craggoo
04-12-2007, 12:13 AM
Fat chicks need lovin' too ya know
dallas14
04-12-2007, 12:28 AM
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Fat chicks need lovin' too ya know

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truer words have never been typed
devilbiss
04-12-2007, 12:45 AM
avatars of this nature should result in a ban
dallas14
04-12-2007, 12:49 AM
people have skinny girls all the time for thier avatars. whats wrong with far girls? hater
DannyOcean_
04-12-2007, 12:52 AM
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Fat chicks need lovin' too ya know

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BUT THEY HAVE TO PAY