The Polite Greeting theory

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Anybody who says "GL Everyone /images/graemlins/smile.gif" Before a SNG or MTT is horrible, and will either bust early on, or suck out on you late. Discuss

[DannyOcean_]

I say that to get the table talking. If the table is talking, the play is infinitely worse, I do agree with that. Silent table EV <<<<< Talking table EV

But if nobody is talking, i will say all kinds of inane crap to get the wheels flowing

[wpr101]

Sometimes when I get in tourney right at the start I will say:

I'M GOING TO WIN THIS TOURNAMENT
YOU GUYS SUCKS
THIS IS NO LIMIT HOLD EM WHERE THE GREATEST MOVE A MAN CAN MAKE IS THE ALLIN MOVE.

It's gets people to tilt so hard, it's great.

[kickpushcoast]

i level people all the time in chat(of course they dont think im levelling) so they think im more of an idiot than i actually am.

[samsdmf]

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Sometimes when I get in tourney right at the start I will say:

I'M GOING TO WIN THIS TOURNAMENT
YOU GUYS SUCKS
THIS IS NO LIMIT HOLD EM WHERE THE GREATEST MOVE A MAN CAN MAKE IS THE ALLIN MOVE.

It's gets people to tilt so hard, it's great.

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Beat: Never tried it
Brag: Dont play Sngoos

[KhalynYohrk]

I caught myself lately saying gl at the beginning of hu matches and the more I thought about it I realized that its just lame. So now I am going to say something like gg or dominated to get it going, maybe ship it

[mediumpimpin]

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Sometimes when I get in tourney right at the start I will say:

I'M GOING TO WIN THIS TOURNAMENT
YOU GUYS SUCKS
THIS IS NO LIMIT HOLD EM WHERE THE GREATEST MOVE A MAN CAN MAKE IS THE ALLIN MOVE.

It's gets people to tilt so hard, it's great.

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HAHA this is great.

[cameronw01]

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Sometimes when I get in tourney right at the start I will say:

I'M GOING TO WIN THIS TOURNAMENT
YOU GUYS SUCKS
THIS IS NO LIMIT HOLD EM WHERE THE GREATEST MOVE A MAN CAN MAKE IS THE ALLIN MOVE.

It's gets people to tilt so hard, it's great.

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When you push say "BOLD AGGRESSIVE PLAY IS REWARDED IN UNLIMITED HOLD THEM." People seem to become confused and angered at this.

[HP]

i like to type in "gg" just before it starts

[NajdorfDefense]

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Sometimes when I get in tourney right at the start I will say:

I'M GOING TO WIN THIS TOURNAMENT
YOU GUYS SUCKS
THIS IS NO LIMIT HOLD EM WHERE THE GREATEST MOVE A MAN CAN MAKE IS THE ALLIN MOVE.

It's gets people to tilt so hard, it's great.

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When you push say "BOLD AGGRESSIVE PLAY IS REWARDED IN UNLIMITED HOLD THEM." People seem to become confused and angered at this.

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push with garbage first hand, when everyone folds so you win 30chips or whatever, say YOU DON'T NEED CARDS TO WIN AT UNLIMITED HOLDEM.

[kylephilly]

act drunk it gets you all sorts of action
typos etc

[sefaje]

sometimes i give a casual "I plan on winning this" or "IM GONNA WIN YOU [censored] ARE GAY AND ARE GONNA LOSE"

[sebbb]

I sometimes type "gl" but people don't realize that I'm talking to myself

[saucyspade19]

I usually ask "who here smokes crack?" and follow that up with "who here is into bdsm?" This is typically good for some responses.

[Lurker.]

the gg before it starts is hilarious.

[LetsGetItOn]

I say gl and stuff way too much, I suck though so theory rings true.