I play poker in the Twilight Zone

[Bakes]

Seat 1: Hero ($686 in chips)
Seat 2: MRFUNGUY ($812.90 in chips)
Seat 5: woodone ($305.65 in chips)
Seat 6: tigerlund ($537 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $3
MRFUNGUY: posts big blind $6
Dogg11: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qh 7c]
woodone: folds
tigerlund: folds
Hero: calls $3
MRFUNGUY: checks
*** FLOP *** [6d 6c Ks]
Hero: checks
MRFUNGUY: checks
*** TURN *** [6d 6c Ks] [Jd]
Hero: checks
MRFUNGUY: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d 6c Ks Jd] [Jc]
Hero: checks
MRFUNGUY: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Qh 7c] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
MRFUNGUY: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
MRFUNGUY collected $11.40 from pot

[dngrjoe]

LDO! He put you on AA, and hate rake!

[DannyOcean_]

MRFUNGUY is officially my favorite poker player ever.

[FernTheBrute]

NH

[RichC.]

WOW!!

[PokerSoccer]

he saw ur hand but misread the 7 as a 6 and he was afraid of the c/r on all streets and tried to hit his ace

[lyncks2002]

i think he was sitout the whole hand /images/graemlins/grin.gif/images/graemlins/grin.gif/images/graemlins/grin.gif
if not that, he obv "thought you had kings" LDO

[XXXNoahXXX]

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Seat 1: Hero ($686 in chips)
Seat 2: MRFUNGUY ($812.90 in chips) MRFUNGUY thinks, "Man I'm sitting on a mountain of chips. I better be veeeery careful. This is like more than I make in a month!"
Seat 5: woodone ($305.65 in chips)
Seat 6: tigerlund ($537 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $3
MRFUNGUY: posts big blind $6
Dogg11: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qh 7c]
woodone: folds
tigerlund: folds
Hero: calls $3
MRFUNGUY: checks MRFUNGUY thinks, "I'll just check, because he was only calling because he was in the SB, so if I raise now, he's gonna fold it and no point taking the blind with AA!"
*** FLOP *** [6d 6c Ks] MRFUNGUY thinks, "Ahh crap hes probably got some hand like 69 or some BS and just caught. UGH I hate when this happens!"
Hero: checks
MRFUNGUY: checks
*** TURN *** [6d 6c Ks] [Jd]
Hero: checks MRFUNGUY thinks, "Why is he checking his 6 again? Maybe he didn't have a 6 but now he's on the diamond draw. If a safe card comes on the river, I'll bet."
MRFUNGUY: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d 6c Ks Jd] [Jc]
Hero: checks MRFUNGUY thinks, "DAMN he's going for the river check raise. He obviously wasn't on diamond draw or he would have bluffed at this river. Which can only mean he hit a J on the turn with like J9 and I let him catch up on the river!"
MRFUNGUY: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Qh 7c] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
MRFUNGUY: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
MRFUNGUY collected $11.40 from pot

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MRFUNGUY thinks, "PHEW! Got outta that one alive!"

[AsydRayne]

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Seat 1: Hero ($686 in chips)
Seat 2: MRFUNGUY ($812.90 in chips) MRFUNGUY thinks, "<font color="red">DUR...CHECK</font>"
Seat 5: woodone ($305.65 in chips)
Seat 6: tigerlund ($537 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $3
MRFUNGUY: posts big blind $6
Dogg11: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qh 7c]
woodone: folds
tigerlund: folds
Hero: calls $3
MRFUNGUY: checks MRFUNGUY thinks, "<font color="red">DUR...CHECK</font>"
*** FLOP *** [6d 6c Ks] MRFUNGUY thinks, "<font color="red">DUR...CHECK</font>"
Hero: checks
MRFUNGUY: checks
*** TURN *** [6d 6c Ks] [Jd]
Hero: checks MRFUNGUY thinks, "<font color="red">DUR...CHECK</font>"
MRFUNGUY: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d 6c Ks Jd] [Jc]
Hero: checks MRFUNGUY thinks, "<font color="red">DUR...CHECK</font>"
MRFUNGUY: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Qh 7c] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
MRFUNGUY: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
MRFUNGUY collected $11.40 from pot

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MRFUNGUY thinks == <font color="red">oxymoron</font>

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