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Coo
04-11-2007, 11:39 AM
Beat: I just finished working as a mascot for the Cincinnati Reds during spring training in Florida. They stuck me in the visitor's locker room to dress and take breaks so I had to deal with random MLB pros as a giant baseball head (Mr. Red).

Brag: I got to meet and chat with many good players and teams such as the Yankees and the Red Sox.

Variance: While almost every team was cool, the Blue Jays and the Devil Rays were complete jerks. :\

craigthedeac
04-11-2007, 11:45 AM
lol reds

New2NL
04-11-2007, 11:47 AM
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Beat: I just finished working as a mascot for the Cincinnati Reds during spring training in Florida. They stuck me in the visitor's locker room to dress and take breaks so I had to deal with random MLB pros as a giant baseball head (Mr. Red).

Brag: I got to meet and chat with many good players and teams such as the Yankees and the Red Sox.

Variance: While almost every team was cool, the Blue Jays and the Devil Rays were complete jerks. :\

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What made them Jerks? Details, Did Giambi try to lick his cum off your back?

BowToYourSensei
04-11-2007, 11:49 AM
did delmon young throw a bat at you?

kylephilly
04-11-2007, 12:02 PM
This is a beat right?

Suigin406
04-11-2007, 12:43 PM
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This is a beat right?

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jeez, dressing up as a freakin mascot...and then having to root for the reds...no brag here...

pdoran10
04-11-2007, 12:51 PM
hey guys im an adult and my job this spring was to dress up in a costume for other people's amusment.

Also i met some famous people. it was fun.

-OP

catcher193
04-11-2007, 12:53 PM
chicken pot pie is nasty

BowToYourSensei
04-11-2007, 12:54 PM
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hey guys im an adult and my job this spring was to dress up in a costume for other people's amusment.

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aren't clowns the most depressed people on earth?

just remember, to achieve desired effect, point the gun up while in your mouth towards the top of your head, many people make the mistake of pointing straight into their mouth and surviving the gunshot.

Knet
04-11-2007, 01:05 PM
The reds are the nuts.

Brag? I'm good friends with one of their bat boys.

goofyballer
04-11-2007, 01:10 PM
All of you haters need to STFU. Anyone who thinks that getting to hang out around baseball all of spring training and getting paid to do it isn't sweet is simply not American. YOU HEAR ME, YOU GODDAMN TERRORISTS?!

Bantam222
04-11-2007, 01:13 PM
but how much did you lose [make]?

dngrjoe
04-11-2007, 01:18 PM
For all us non-americans:

http://www.prostatecancerfoundation.org/AccountTempFiles/cf/%7BB03F0A9B-1CFE-45E8-8A8D-EAA620CC252F%7D/mm_reds_mascot.jpg

Is that the mascot?

SkeetyMcdoogle
04-11-2007, 01:20 PM
if thats the mascot i am LOLING

Gildwulf
04-11-2007, 01:25 PM
your head is a baseball

ludacris
04-11-2007, 01:55 PM
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your head is a baseball

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very observational.

Stake Monster
04-11-2007, 01:57 PM
nice head, balls face.

Coo
04-11-2007, 10:42 PM
Yes, thats the god awful ugly thing I wore. Talk about limited visibility. I made roughly 100 bucks per game which wasn't terrible considering I enjoyed doing it.