i just lost 21bb in my first 8 hands

[PokerBob]

that is a record, even for me. this got the ball rolling.....


$10/$20 Texas Hold'em (Split Limit) - 01:48:46 11/04/2007 ET
Table 'Raise (6 Max)', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $5, Big Blind $10
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 2 (playing) : Player 2, amount $532, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : Player 3, amount $450.72, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : DADDY, amount $715, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : BigDumbRetard, amount $415.38, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : Player 6, amount $984.14, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Player 2: Small Blind ($5)
Player 3: Big Blind ($10)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to DADDY: [Kh, Kd]
DADDY: Raise ($20)
BigDumbRetard: Raise ($30)
Player 6: Fold
Player 2: Fold
Player 3: Fold
DADDY: Raise ($20)
BigDumbRetard: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [5s, 9c, 7d]
DADDY: Bet ($10)
BigDumbRetard: Raise ($20)
DADDY: Raise ($20)
BigDumbRetard: Call ($10)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [5h]
DADDY: Bet ($20)
BigDumbRetard: Raise ($40)
DADDY: Call ($20)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Jc]
DADDY: Check ($0)
BigDumbRetard: Bet ($20)
DADDY: Call ($20)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
BigDumbRetard: Show Cards ($0)
DADDY: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $273, Rake $2

** Showdown **
Main pot $273, Rake $2
Summary DADDY: bet $130, won $0, net $-130, HoleCards [Kh, Kd]
Summary BigDumbRetard: bet $130, won $273, net $143, HoleCards [8c, 6c], HiHand [a straight, five to nine] [9c, 8c, 7d, 6c, 5s], won $273 from main pot

[gehrig]

what does split limit mean

[PokerBob]

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what does split limit mean

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it means i lose lots of dollars to guys who should be in straight jackets.

[BigBadBabar]

this isn't even nonstandard a little bit

sorry for your beat however

[deaders]

i lost 21bb trying to steal the blinds. oh, minbet lol.

[gehrig]

deaders could u have ordered a pizza with those 21bb be honest

[deaders]

I probably could have got 4 pizzas delivered

[inferno]

didnt know you played at wpex, thx for the monies

[PokerBob]

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didnt know you played at wpex, thx for the monies

[/ QUOTE ]

i doubt this was you, but if it was, you sure are bad.

[pdoran10]

one time, i played minbet and lost some minbets.

the end.

[inferno]

it wasnt me but I like the monies I win at wpex

[PokerBob]

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it wasnt me but I like the monies I win at wpex

[/ QUOTE ]

so do i. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[danzasmack]

one time I was so bad at small stakes nl that i had to come into pokerbob's thread and mock his minbet hands

i'm pretty sure all my sessions this month have started out with [censored] like this. April better stop being so swingy or I'm gonna go back to banging March. ya hear that honey?

[DING-DONG YO]

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[ QUOTE ]
it wasnt me but I like the monies I win at wpex

[/ QUOTE ]

so do i. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I used to before they doomswitched me. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif That hand is typical of my experience there in the last month. Except morons are ahead on 1 street and not 3.

[PokerBob]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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it wasnt me but I like the monies I win at wpex

[/ QUOTE ]

so do i. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I used to before they doomswitched me. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif That hand is typical of my experience there in the last month. Except morons are ahead on 1 street and not 3.

[/ QUOTE ]

you mean like this?


$10/$20 Texas Hold'em (Split Limit) - 02:16:17 11/04/2007 ET
Table 'Raise (6 Max)', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $5, Big Blind $10
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 1 (playing) : Player 1, amount $536, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : Player 3, amount $313.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : DADDY, amount $1123, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : Player 5, amount $689.13, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : DifferentBigDumbRetard, amount $844.64, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Player 1: Small Blind ($5)
Player 3: Big Blind ($10)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to DADDY: [Ah, Jd]
precision_auto: Raise ($20)
Player 5: Fold
DifferentBigDumbRetard: Raise ($30)
Player 1: Fold
Player 3: Call ($20)
DADDY: Raise ($20)
DifferentBigDumbRetard: Call ($10)
Player 3: Call ($10)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [2h, 2c, Jh]
Player 3: Check ($0)
DADDY: Bet ($10)
DifferentBigDumbRetard: Raise ($20)
Player 3: Fold
DADDY: Raise ($20)
DifferentBigDumbRetard: Call ($10)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [7c]
DADDY: Bet ($20)
DifferentBigDumbRetard: Call ($20)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Qd]
DADDY: Bet ($20)
DifferentBigDumbRetard: Call ($20)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
DADDY: Show Cards ($0)
DifferentBigDumbRetard: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $263, Rake $2
Summary DADDY: bet $110, won $0, net $-110, HoleCards [Ah, Jd]
Summary DifferentBigDumbRetard: bet $110, won $263, net $153, HoleCards [As, Qh], HiHand [two pairs, queens and twos] [Qh, Qd, 2h, 2c, As], won $263 from main pot

[DING-DONG YO]

damn, that pokerbob is so unlucky he can see the beats that are 8 months away!! And with a full HH. So sick.

What other beats like this will you take between now and November?

And yes, something like that. Except villain bluff raises the turn with Q9o, no draw and spikes his Q.