Brag first +35k day

[shaundeeb]

I flip well.

[BowToYourSensei]

you suck

[BowToYourSensei]

p.s. i'm your idol

[stealthmunk]

I really hope this makes yellowsub tilted enough to flip me for 30k.

[yellowsub]

GO TO HELL I HATE ALL OF U SIJT ;oiera; oewiawvo;eise9a;tuka9

[gehrig]

shaundeeb u were playing 50/100 heads up limit hold'em today and i was on the waiting list but deep down i knew the other guy would never quit u /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[stealthmunk]

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GO TO HELL I HATE ALL OF U SIJT ;oiera; oewiawvo;eise9a;tuka9

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I'm going to bed now...You gotta be game for 30k 100-200 PLO Freeze or 30k flip tomorrow.

Holla.

Shaun deeb for prez.

[NLfool]

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shaundeeb u were playing 50/100 heads up limit hold'em today and i was on the waiting list but deep down i knew the other guy would never quit u /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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A+

[shaundeeb]

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shaundeeb u were playing 50/100 heads up limit hold'em today and i was on the waiting list but deep down i knew the other guy would never quit u /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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gehrig we will do some HU challenge if you want but lower stakes and more tables gotta make it fair you know.

[gehrig]

shaundeeb im not really interested in $200 freezeouts sorry

[Niwa]

niice.

[shaundeeb]

8 tabling 10/20 hu not good enough?

[gehrig]

why the [censored] would i eight table heads up limit hold'em

are u retarded

[shaundeeb]

my skill is multitabling why not even the playing field? or is your edge not high enough.

[sweetjazz]

Shaun my skill is pissing on people. Do you accept my challenge to 8 table while I piss on you? Whoever does a better job at their skill wins. Or is your edge not high enough? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[gehrig]

8 tabling heads up limit isnt even poker its playing starcraft

just im me the next time you're feeling the need to donate to one of the FT heads up regulars

[shaundeeb]

it's ok if you can't hand the action that's all you had to say but I know you have an edge 1 tabling HU vs me I can live with that. You're life is hu lhe mine is mutlitabling tourneys prob the 2 opposites of the spectre in poker with holdem. It's like me challenging you to a TLB prop bet you would never accept without specific conditions.

[gehrig]

shaundeeb i will play 3 tables vs u for literally any stakes. if it's above 50/100 we will need to find a way to prove that you're the one actually playing

3 tables of heads up limit u make more decisions per minute than 12 tables of donkaments im sure

[gehrig]

actually i take that back i will not play for literally any stakes because if its too low i'll get bored but i mean ur a 200/400 baller so i dont need to worry about that

[shaundeeb]

meh I need 8 min to make it worth my fun/enjoyment unless I actually tried to get good at HU LHE but I rather just flip for a few k each day 0ev>-ev gambling.

And are you afraid of tongni?

[Victor]

gehrig, just play him.

[gehrig]

zzzz youre boring

go back to open shoving your seven big blind stack with KTo

[gehrig]

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gehrig, just play him.

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i couldnt fit 8 tables if i wanted to

[shaundeeb]

umm go back to c/c the river with ace high what what.

Seriously you're insults couldn't get anyworse you must have failed at donkaments to hate them and the players so much esp how much income they/I give you. You really took to heart the joke I made at the table to you and now you have a vendetta you don't even accept anywhere near the terms I suggest.

[Gobias Ind.]

as a fanboy, can I ask how much you're up on the year?

[ASPoker8]

lol @ a minbet player making fun of another form or poker

[shaundeeb]

like 120

[apefish]

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lol @ a minbet player making fun of another form or poker

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Yeah but you have to admit that minbet vs donkament is a coin flip.

[Soulman]

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gehrig, just play him.

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i couldnt fit 8 tables if i wanted to

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Wtf?

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[Soulman]

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lol @ a minbet player making fun of another form or poker

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Yeah but you have to admit that minbet vs donkament is a coin flip.

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DONKAMENT BALLERS GET ALL THE GROUPIES, WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!

[[Phill]]

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lol @ a minbet player making fun of another form or poker

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Yeah but you have to admit that minbet vs donkament is a coin flip.

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[ASPoker8]

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lol @ a minbet player making fun of another form or poker

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Yeah but you have to admit that minbet vs donkament is a coin flip.

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no

[augie_]

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zzzz youre boring

go back to open shoving your seven big blind stack with KTo

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you challenged him to something he would never play, he challenges you to something you would never play, wow, everyone is g@y

[Gildwulf]

i don't get the multitabling logic, shaun...you are better at multitabling so I guess you would reduce the edge of a chess grandmaster by playing him at 50 different games at once? You would just lose faster to gehrig.

[shaundeeb]

if that was the case gild why don't you think he accepted?

[Teh1337zor]

LO8 donks>Nl donks>Plo donks>Lolimit HE donks>tourny donks

[Gildwulf]

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if that was the case gild why don't you think he accepted?

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I think he's being retarded. If I thought some guy was a fish and he challenged me I would play him in as many games as humanly possible.

[Teh1337zor]

gild vs shaundeeb omg?:?!??!?!?!

[ImsaKidd]

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if that was the case gild why don't you think he accepted?

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He can only poop so much. If he 8 tables he wont have anything to fling after a bit. But you can obv control your sphincter well and have an unlimited poo supply.

[The Bryce]

A HU LHE table usually runs 170 hands / hour, and I'm going to say an average of 5.5 clicks per hand. When running two tables uninterrupted, this breaks down into 1870 clicks per hour, 32 clicks per minute, and 1 click every two seconds. This would mean that 8 tabling HU LHE you would probably expect to be, on average, clicking two times per second, or 7200 clicks per hour.

[shaundeeb]

bryce that is prob close to the clicks per hour I've had when I used to peak at 30+ tables of tourneys since every raise PF was 3-4 clicks etc. Act when I think about it prob had a lot more then that clicks per hour.

[The Bryce]

I agree that there's definitely a skill to it, but it's not exactly what I'd call "poker". It's kind of like the marathon guy demanding that the sprinter guy goes up against him for a kilometer to see who's the better runner.

[Teh1337zor]

its evident that it burned a lot of calories

[Gildwulf]

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bryce that is prob close to the clicks per hour I've had when I used to peak at 30+ tables of tourneys since every raise PF was 3-4 clicks etc. Act when I think about it prob had a lot more then that clicks per hour.

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in HU limit you are playing 65-70% of your hands though and 35-45% of them to the river with multiple decisions on every street. That's a lot tougher to multitable, I think, than figuring out how much to raise preflop (or whether or not to push or fold).

[The Bryce]

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in HU limit you are playing 65-70% of your hands

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Nit /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Gildwulf]

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in HU limit you are playing 65-70% of your hands

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Nit /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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yea compared to the regulars here I am a nit preflop

[shaundeeb]

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bryce that is prob close to the clicks per hour I've had when I used to peak at 30+ tables of tourneys since every raise PF was 3-4 clicks etc. Act when I think about it prob had a lot more then that clicks per hour.

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in HU limit you are playing 65-70% of your hands though and 35-45% of them to the river with multiple decisions on every street. That's a lot tougher to multitable, I think, than figuring out how much to raise preflop (or whether or not to push or fold).

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limit clicking is redic easier you guys think my mtt game way too much push and fold when I am 20+ tabling. It is for endgame but is for everyone else but first 2 hours way diff

[shaundeeb]

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I agree that there's definitely a skill to it, but it's not exactly what I'd call "poker". It's kind of like the marathon guy demanding that the sprinter guy goes up against him for a kilometer to see who's the better runner.

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well that's just a compromise both have a large edge in their respectice race distances so to have a race between them the playing field has to be a lot closer to level.

[timex]

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lol @ a minbet player making fun of another form or poker

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Yeah but you have to admit that minbet vs donkament is a coin flip.

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DONKAMENT BALLERS GET ALL THE GROUPIES, WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!

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Limit is cooler than donkaments and its not even close.

[The Bryce]

Also, Deeb, if Gehrig doesn't take you up on it I'll grab a cup of coffee and do 6 tables against you for a set time limit @ 10/20 (no lower).

[JoseGonzlez]

your full of [censored] buddy and twinkies.

[0evg0]

when i think shaun can't make himself look any more pathetic, he manages to surprise me

[tongni]

Compromise: I will play on Shaundeeb's account and we can just 1 table 300 600 HU or something ?

[gehrig]

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if that was the case gild why don't you think he accepted?

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i couldnt fit 8 tables on my laptop if i wanted to

besides playing 8 tables of heads up limit is just a contest of who doesn't time out before raisign their button the most.

you're a [censored] superstar if u can win that

[gehrig]

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I agree that there's definitely a skill to it, but it's not exactly what I'd call "poker". It's kind of like the marathon guy demanding that the sprinter guy goes up against him for a kilometer to see who's the better runner.

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its more like one of those korean starcraft pros challenging the united states armed forces to a zerg rush

[shaundeeb]

your laptop must suck then because I've had up to 20 with no minimal overlap with mine. It's ok gehrig this won't happen because you fear I will having someone play on my account etc which wouldn't be worth it money wise for anyone including myself or whoever would play on my account because obv they would have to be crushing higher games to beat such a stud like you.

[shaundeeb]

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I agree that there's definitely a skill to it, but it's not exactly what I'd call "poker". It's kind of like the marathon guy demanding that the sprinter guy goes up against him for a kilometer to see who's the better runner.

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its more like one of those korean starcraft pros challenging the united states armed forces to a zerg rush

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wtf are with all the starcraft analogies

[The Bryce]

*raises hand*

Still here. Accept or decline?

[gehrig]

i said i'd three table u 50/100 no questions asked. don't act like i'm the one at fault for needing some protection against ur reputation if i'm gonna put like 30K on the line.

[tongni]

no its like some lhe grinder running out of paper towels and trying to jerk off into a orange crush bottle

[shaundeeb]

bryce I need to head out for the night but since gehrig wants to keep posting about starcraft and not HU challenges we will end up doing something with some requirements met etc.

[danzasmack]

wow shaun way to back down from gehrig

im gonna go post in HSNL and challenge ABA to HU but min 20 tables

[thebigyak]

HU min. 50 tables, let us gogogo

[The Bryce]

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bryce I need to head out for the night but since gehrig wants to keep posting about starcraft and not HU challenges we will end up doing something with some requirements met etc.

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You're locked. This should be fun. I suggest a 1 hour freezout of 6 tabling @ 10/20-20/40, I will not play lower and I will not play more tables. Pokerroom can accommodate us 6 tabling, if it needs to be another site let me know and we can work it out. I'm free tomorrow afternoon, Friday, Saturday morning and afternoon, and I think most of Sunday. If you're not able to make one of these dates let me know and I'm sure I can accommodate you sometime next week.

[samsdmf]

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your laptop must suck then because I've had up to 20 with no minimal overlap with mine. It's ok gehrig this won't happen because you fear I will having someone play on my account etc which wouldn't be worth it money wise for anyone including myself or whoever would play on my account because obv they would have to be crushing higher games to beat such a stud like you.

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[shaundeeb]

bryce I wanted 8-9 as they fit better and more evenly I hate the autotile at 6.

[TheWorstPlayer]

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its evident that it burned a lot of calories

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This was overlooked genius.

[TheWorstPlayer]

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bryce I wanted 8-9 as they fit better and more evenly I hate the autotile at 6.

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1. Open 9 tables
2. Autotile
3. Close 3 tables

Voila!

[Fonkey123]

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bryce I wanted 8-9 as they fit better and more evenly I hate the autotile at 6.

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1. Open 9 tables
2. Autotile
3. Close 3 tables

Voila!

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http://www.mustangmods.com/data/10900/brilliant.jpg

[MrGatorade]

I challange both of you to a HU match. PM if interested. 50-100+ tho. =)

-MrGatorade (Crazy Mike)

[The Bryce]

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I challange both of you to a HU match. PM if interested. 50-100+ tho. =)

-MrGatorade (Crazy Mike)

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We've played a little bit on FT. I'll pass /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[The Bryce]

Deeb, it's six tables. Considering that I've never even tried to play more than 3 HU tables at once, basically never 3 table, and often just run one table I think I'm laying you a pretty sick handicap as is.

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[shaundeeb]

let's try an hour at 6 tables then I'll decide if I think I need more tables to make it closer to even.

[THAY3R]

I want to be Shaun Deeb when I grow up.

[shaundeeb]

just keep eating you're almost there.

[Soulman]

How come you so-called ballers don't have an extra monitor?

[shaundeeb]

I have reg montior setup but I prefer laptop as its easier and I can be slightly more active with it. And not lose too many tables.

[T0ne D0wn]

r u or r ur?

[JoaoPinto]

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You really took to heart the joke I made at the table to you and now you have a vendetta you don't even accept anywhere near the terms I suggest.

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What was the joke?

[fsuplayer]

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lol @ a minbet player making fun of another form or poker

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Yeah but you have to admit that minbet vs donkament is a coin flip.

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http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/500/CrippleFight.jpg

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speaking of unappreciated. i thought this was pretty good.

[Soulman]

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lol @ a minbet player making fun of another form or poker

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Yeah but you have to admit that minbet vs donkament is a coin flip.

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DONKAMENT BALLERS GET ALL THE GROUPIES, WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!

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Limit is cooler than donkaments and its not even close.

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You just say that cause you suck at donkaments. Do groupies even know what this 'limit' is?

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

lol not even 50k

[g-p]

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if that was the case gild why don't you think he accepted?

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I think he's being retarded. If I thought some guy was a fish and he challenged me I would play him in as many games as humanly possible.

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because youre dumb

[Gildwulf]

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if that was the case gild why don't you think he accepted?

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I think he's being retarded. If I thought some guy was a fish and he challenged me I would play him in as many games as humanly possible.

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because youre dumb

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you're a towel

[fnord_too]

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if that was the case gild why don't you think he accepted?

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I think he's being retarded. If I thought some guy was a fish and he challenged me I would play him in as many games as humanly possible.

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because youre dumb

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you're a towel

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He may be a towel, but your reasoning still blows. Each added table will take away some amount of proficiency. This amount is not the same for everyone. Your chess analogy is flawed. There are plenty of match ups where one opponent is a huge dog at long time controls, but a huge favorite at blitz.

[Gildwulf]

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if that was the case gild why don't you think he accepted?

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I think he's being retarded. If I thought some guy was a fish and he challenged me I would play him in as many games as humanly possible.

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because youre dumb

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you're a towel

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He may be a towel, but your reasoning still blows. Each added table will take away some amount of proficiency. This amount is not the same for everyone. Your chess analogy is flawed. There are plenty of match ups where one opponent is a huge dog at long time controls, but a huge favorite at blitz.

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Ya ya, I understand the reasoning behind it...gehrig loses proficiency with >3 tables because he's not a starcraft player and shaun might lose proficiency at a lower rate because he is used to the grind, which would reduce gehrig's edge enough that it would be lower than his expected hourly rate...so why bother to play.

but...from gehrig's post:
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shaundeeb u were playing 50/100 heads up limit hold'em today and i was on the waiting list but deep down i knew the other guy would never quit u

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he makes shaundeeb out to be a huge fish at limit. Either gehrig is exaggerating or shaundeeb is the world's greatest multitabler (or both), because even with a reduced proficiency from an increase in tables gehrig will probably have a big enough $/hr to make it worth it with the increased number of hands per hour.

Also, implied bbv odds.

[Schneids]

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And are you afraid of tongni?

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If we are talking about tongni1 of pokerstars, he is not one to be fearful of.

[fnord_too]

What? They are talking about a limit grudge match? pfffft. That's like watching paint dry in 8 rooms instead of only 1.

[Teh1337zor]

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And are you afraid of tongni?

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If we are talking about tongni1 of pokerstars, he is not one to be fearful of.

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UHOH SOMEBODY GETTIN CALLED OUT

[LuckySal]

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I want to be Shaun Deeb when I grow up.

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a+++++++++++++++++++++++

[ahnuld]

where the [censored] are the poop flinging monkeys already?@!

[shaundeeb]

bryce you around?

[The Bryce]

Yessir. I'll be around for about the next 3.5 hours. If you want to run something today we can do it. I'll PM you my AIM info. What site do you want to run this on? Due to the resent kerfuffle with Neteller moving funds around isn't much of an option today (give it a few days and I can), but I do have substantial funds on FT, Pokerroom and AP.

[The Bryce]

Dramabeacon: This should be going down on FT 10/20-15/30 tables sometime in the next 10 minutes.

[Gildwulf]

can one of the railbirds post some hands, i'm interested to see how shaun plays

[nickg1532]

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can one of the railbirds post some hands, i'm interested to see how shaun plays

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[tongni]

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If we are talking about tongni1 of pokerstars, he is not one to be fearful of.

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oh shi