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Pasterbator
04-11-2007, 01:56 AM
HOLY [censored] I HATE YOU.

I dont feel like converting hands for you [censored]... but lets just say that i played the most retarded people ever heads up, and lost money.

A LOT.

Situations:

400bb pot, i lost with straight over straight in rr pot.
340bb pot, top 2 < FD all in on flop
TT runs into fish's KK in rr pot 2 8 6 flop.
OESD < underpair on paired board .


I CALLED ALL IN WITH A HIGH FOR A FULL STACK ON THE RIVER AND WAS CORRECT.

Every [censored] time i had 2 pair, idiot fish has a straight or better 2 pair and berates me.

IM ON [censored] LIFE TILT.

O SAFDLKSA OJDSAHDHSALKDLKSAF DSFLDJSA ;LKDJSA

[censored] YOU POKER.

Heres a graph you [censored].
http://imageigloo.com/images/47021234.jpg


ALSO, I WAS [censored] PULLED OVER ON FRIDAY GOING 70 IN A 35 AND HAD MY FAKE ID TAKEN AWAY ON SATURDAY AND ALMOST WENT TO JAIL BUT IM GOOD WITH TALKING TO COPS.

JESUS CHRIST.
FakePlasticTrees
04-11-2007, 01:57 AM
Sir im going to have to ask you to calm dwn
TyFuji
04-11-2007, 02:00 AM
BROKEN POLE
MasterLJ
04-11-2007, 02:01 AM
5 buy-ins.

Still balls though.
Pasterbator
04-11-2007, 02:04 AM
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5 buy-ins.

Still balls though.

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ITS 8 BUYINS FROM TOP TO BOTTOM! STOP PICKING APART MY GRAPH AND SOMEONE SAY THAT YOU'RE SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED.

IM A GOOD PERSON.
FakePlasticTrees
04-11-2007, 02:06 AM
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IM A GOOD PERSON.


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proof?
MasterLJ
04-11-2007, 02:06 AM
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5 buy-ins.

Still balls though.

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ITS 8 BUYINS FROM TOP TO BOTTOM! STOP PICKING APART MY GRAPH AND SOMEONE SAY THAT YOU'RE SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED.

IM A GOOD PERSON.

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I don't read well when drunk. I am sorry. You are a good person.

You still can't beat my 30 buy-ins. I actually started posting them all, but realized that no one cared =(. I feel your pain though.
shortline99
04-11-2007, 02:08 AM
were you drunk while driving
MasterLJ
04-11-2007, 02:09 AM
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were you drunk while driving

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No. I'm on my third whiskey on the rocks since I've been home. I pour'em deep. It's like 1/3rd a bottle of Jameson.
IronFly
04-11-2007, 02:12 AM
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No. I'm on my third whiskey on the rocks since I've been home. I pour'em deep. It's like 1/3rd a bottle of Jameson.

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Well done.
MasterLJ
04-11-2007, 02:13 AM
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were you drunk while driving

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P.S.

You seriously have the best avatar ever.
Pasterbator
04-11-2007, 02:19 AM
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were you drunk while driving

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I assume this was directed towards me. No, i never have and never will. I'd been on the road for 2.5 hours and was 8 minutes from home and the [censored] pulled me over.

NOW BACK TO THE CAPITAL LETTERS!!
MasterLJ
04-11-2007, 02:25 AM
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were you drunk while driving

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I assume this was directed towards me. No, i never have and never will. I'd been on the road for 2.5 hours and was 8 minutes from home and the [censored] pulled me over.

NOW BACK TO THE CAPITAL LETTERS!!

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No No. That one was directed completely at me.

I never drive drunk. I never play cards drunk. I drink frequently.
McShove
04-11-2007, 02:33 AM
hychachachacha!
ASPoker8
04-11-2007, 03:15 AM
coach me?