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JMP300z
04-10-2007, 05:49 PM
This was posted on a churches sign on my drive to school today. I normally enjoy their slogans that they change a couple times a week, but I couldnt make this one out to mean any more than its literal meaning.

"Where god is glorified, satan is worshipped."

I hope they are not worshipping satan at that church.

-JP
ufojoe
04-10-2007, 05:56 PM
You should ask them when the Satan worshiping service is...
surftheiop
04-10-2007, 07:32 PM
only thing i can think of is they meant to use the "where" to mean "while", meaning you dont worship God , you glorify him. But that still doesnt make much sense hmmm.

Jokester teenageers?
My friends and I re-arranged our city welcome sign to say
"this weekend island closed to negroes" so i would say thats posible too.
chezlaw
04-10-2007, 07:36 PM
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only thing i can think of is they meant to use the "where" to mean "while", meaning you dont worship God , you glorify him. But that still doesnt make much sense hmmm.



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maybe it just means in the same location. As in bad people live side by side with good people.

chez
evolvedForm
04-10-2007, 07:36 PM
church sign generator (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com)

knock yourself out (it also has real signs)
SNOWBALL
04-11-2007, 01:24 AM
The only intepretation I can think of is anti-catholic. a common protestant criticism of catholics is that they worship saints and are too wrapped up in pomp and superficiality and rituals. Even then, it's a stretch.

maybe some clever vandals rearranged the letters? Or maybe the pastor is just trolling.
SNOWBALL
04-11-2007, 01:28 AM
"let god open up a new myspace account in your heart"
yessssss. I'm in.
JMP300z
04-11-2007, 09:29 AM
Good news, i drove past it last night on the way home from the bar and they changed it to say:

"When god is glorified, satan is horrified."

makes too much sense now /images/graemlins/frown.gif

other side says "Prayer has no roaming charges."
vhawk01
04-11-2007, 02:14 PM
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Good news, i drove past it last night on the way home from the bar and they changed it to say:

"When god is glorified, satan is horrified."

makes too much sense now /images/graemlins/frown.gif

other side says "Prayer has no roaming charges."

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I wish I worked at a church, only for this reason. I might not like much about them, but you gotta love churches with a good sense of humor. The contrast with the stereotypical makes it all the funnier.