drunk gambling $20 prize for railtards

[kom]

Won 2.25k in donkament last night, home from celebrating, 4k roll now. Suggestion for gambloorring, best railtard gets $20 pokerstars only. I want to win or lose 1k tonight. gogogogogogo

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

1k PLO

[kom]

All i know about omahaahah is one time in PLO HI LO i had the 2nd nut low and the 2nd nut flush and a [censored] scooped me. I have hated the gane ever since

[mbillie1]

stars name?

NLO if they spread it

[kom]

Also i will transfwer $100 on stars if a BBV "celebrity plays me HU" i will bring the pain tonight. rebate bitches

[FakePlasticTrees]

You'll send 100$ to the pro??? How bout the person who gets them to play you???

[kom]

stars name is "kizza_om". lol 3.5ptbb/100. at 50nl lol i am a loser but drunk and gamblor time. Man up high stakes hoes I will beat you for BBV sake

[FakePlasticTrees]

kom, will you pay me 100$ if I get this weeks TLB winner to play you??

[kom]

Fakeplastic obv is a pros biatch. lol at trying to scam money, its $100 how poor are you? I want BBV fame biatch

[FakePlasticTrees]

What are you talking about? 100$ is a sheeton to me, and I thought you might want to play a pro. I think beating the TLB winner would get you some fame

[kom]

Have you won march or are planning to win? (lol)

[FakePlasticTrees]

No, my buddy just won the TLB.I could probably get him to play you.

[kom]

I figured you were a high stakes hoe. If he is BBV famous I will play him, preferably in a game i don;t know the rules to. If you are both from pocketfives, grease fire etc.

[FakePlasticTrees]

I'm not a high-stakes railer. I just know him and he happened to win TLB. So you'd play him?

[kom]

Obv I will play all comers at this stage. I want to win fame and fotunre though. Like one time i played 5/10nl with a short stack and raised 88 OTB AEJONES pushed in teh BB and I called, he had A5s and I won. I said "lol smartlag that" in chat and left that table soon after. More importantly less chant and more 1k match gogogogogogogo

[bluey]

where are you from? it is 11 AM here.

[kom]

Im am in Brisbane, Australia it is 2:21AM here. Good friday so no clubs were open so friends house party massive beat. BBV challenge open for not much longer before i take on eithet 1k NLHE or 1kPLO

[FakePlasticTrees]

Kom, he agreed. Will you ship money after he plays you?

[TIEdup14]

What donkament did you win

[kom]

I chopped the $22 NLHE deep stakced (550ish players) for 2.25k first place was 2.75k and i had most of the chips (lol scaredmoneyaments)

[kom]

Table Hekate III standard buyin for 1/4 of roll. Brest railer wins $20 on stars gogogogogo.

[FakePlasticTrees]

[CaptDEEbo]

u have to really lag it up to be taking a shot like a man kom

[CaptDEEbo]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!

[CaptDEEbo]

NICE TURN FOR KK!!! AHAHAH NICE HAND BRO

[CaptDEEbo]

HAHA HIT AND RUN...U SHOULDA STAYED...WHAT DID JEFF PUSH WITH?? JJ?

[kom]

turn had me sweating hardcore. i like the way you roll captDeebo. post your stars SN for reward. I just won a 2k pot. Am up 800ish on my 1knl shot. What is my next step BBV?

[CaptDEEbo]

my stars name is dumweirdie ...and thanks alot..

[CaptDEEbo]

[ QUOTE ]
turn had me sweating hardcore. i like the way you roll captDeebo. post your stars SN for reward. I just won a 2k pot. Am up 800ish on my 1knl shot. What is my next step BBV?

[/ QUOTE ]

honestly your next step is PLO of some limit...it has to be..its so fun

[FakePlasticTrees]

BBV,TLB winner ajaxachill wants to play kom HU. What it do?

[kom]

$20 shipped to CaptDEEbo. What is my next move? Obv more rewards for you if i win more $$$$

[CaptDEEbo]

its funny because i just did this same thing on FT...won a tourney for 3k and ran it up to about 8k playing PLO...so my advice is solid and from stone cold experience...you can check out my brag in this thread http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showth...e=1#Post9842172 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=9842172&an=0&page=1# Post9842172)


you should cash some out

[FakePlasticTrees]

OK, clearly your not gonna play ajax. Therefore im signing up as a railtard.

[kom]

MEh I am a broke ass student who plays 50nl for a living. Lol
$22/houraments. I cash out far too much alreadly, I want to gambool. Cashed out 1kish yesterday so its cool. More BBV style game k pls thx

[FakePlasticTrees]

hey, play 2-7 triple draw, most people dont even fully know how to play it.

[kom]

2-7 trible draw sounds intriguing.

A) what is the baisc strategy?
B) Limit looks bas is there NL on stars so i can go all in?

[CaptDEEbo]

[ QUOTE ]
MEh I am a broke ass student who plays 50nl for a living. Lol
$22/houraments. I cash out far too much alreadly, I want to gambool. Cashed out 1kish yesterday so its cool. More BBV style game k pls thx

[/ QUOTE ]

play me HU for my new 20 PS roll...scaredy cat

[CaptDEEbo]

[ QUOTE ]
2-7 trible draw sounds intriguing.

A) what is the baisc strategy?
B) Limit looks bas is there NL on stars so i can go all in?

[/ QUOTE ]

you might as well just ask people to flip you for 200 a shot or something

[FakePlasticTrees]

Meh, the higher limits are only limit. Trust me though, I'll help you with the basic strategy and you'll tear it up

[L.Washington]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
2-7 trible draw sounds intriguing.

A) what is the baisc strategy?
B) Limit looks bas is there NL on stars so i can go all in?

[/ QUOTE ]

you might as well just ask people to flip you for 2000 a shot or something

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

[FakePlasticTrees]

Actually, the stud tables look really soft right now. Go with that, less variance

[kom]

CaptDeebo lets play HU for your roll. Game and stakes of your choice. You get a double chance. If i bust you you can reload one time for free.

[FakePlasticTrees]

[ QUOTE ]
CaptDeebo lets play HU for your roll. Game and stakes of your choice. You get a double chance. If i bust you you can reload one time for free.

[/ QUOTE ]
If i had any money on stars i would do this

[Lurker.]

FPT,
you sound really desperate. whatever this deuce to seven [censored] is, just go all in!

[FakePlasticTrees]

I'm desperate to see kom play some crazy games, thats all.

[kom]

Losing players don't have bankrolls DUCY?

[CaptDEEbo]

[ QUOTE ]
CaptDeebo lets play HU for your roll. Game and stakes of your choice. You get a double chance. If i bust you you can reload one time for free.

[/ QUOTE ]
im playing PLO right now...com and get some...search me

[FakePlasticTrees]

All my $ is on FT

[CaptDEEbo]

u better hurry up..i only have 5 bucks left...ship me 15 and lets do this...american v. aussie...whos balls are biggest?

[CaptDEEbo]

if u dont want to ship...ill flip someone for 5...lawl

[FakePlasticTrees]

LOL, bottom pair no good?

[FakePlasticTrees]

I'm railing here cuz i have no money on stars. OK kom?

[FakePlasticTrees]

lol evenkeal is at the table Alma II .5/.10 omaha with deebo and kom

[kom]

i will play high stakes now. What is your suggestion? $$ t/f on stars if i win lots of $$$

[schundler]

what's your stars name?

[L.Washington]

$2k flipament ftw.

[FakePlasticTrees]

play stud man, the tables are really soft right now

[CaptDEEbo]

alphawice is seriously a real funny guy

[kom]

who will flip me $2k lol if i triple my roll in 2 days after grinding 50nl for 3 months

[FakePlasticTrees]

kom, dont flip. But if you do, im grazingzebra on stars /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[schwah]

shortstack 25/50

ur up like 1k now right? so youre basically freerolling. parlay that shiz into 5 digits

[FakePlasticTrees]

please just play stud, theres a lot of profit to be made there

[kom]

I'm on the waiting list for Lachesis, only 25/50NL table on te go. Obv either best or worst decision ever. $20 to best rail chat. Lol if i double through. What is my preflop strategy?

[FakePlasticTrees]

I"m railing here ok?

[FakePlasticTrees]

Play tight preflop, and put the pressure on if you make anything on flop

[CaptDEEbo]

[censored]...i cant talk because i dont have the min buy in...
thats gay /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[FakePlasticTrees]

[ QUOTE ]
[censored]...i cant talk because i dont have the min buy in...
thats gay /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

ya I know...

[kom]

sitting at 5/10 NL table Behrens II give me some rail love for $$$$$$

[FakePlasticTrees]

BB DEFENDER!!!!

[L.Washington]

Go sit with nanonoko at the other 25/50 table and just sit out until the table fills. It shouldn't take long.

[CaptDEEbo]

[ QUOTE ]
sitting at 5/10 NL table Behrens II give me some rail love for $$$$$$

[/ QUOTE ]

we cant chat there dude..i cant or i probably would

[FakePlasticTrees]

lol, what a moron, trying to steal the kings blind

[FakePlasticTrees]

nice, your doing good so far

[FakePlasticTrees]

BTW, what did you have on that hand where you pushed?

[kom]

Cliff notes

Schwah goads me into playing high stakes then sits in when I do. I shove AA for 100bb and he doesnt call. boo

[FakePlasticTrees]

lame, your still doing well though

[FakePlasticTrees]

bah, what a horrible way to play A 10 by nuclear

[FakePlasticTrees]

HANG IN THERE

[FakePlasticTrees]

44>33=YESSS

[FakePlasticTrees]

Man, you and nuclear are going at it

[Phatty_One]

KICK SOME AZZ DOOD!

[AntonHeat]

whats OP SN?

[FakePlasticTrees]

I think schwah has seriously underestimated you

[Phatty_One]

LOL ATWORKAMENTS, BBV TELL ME WHATS GOING ON SO I CAN LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH GABMOOOOOOL

[CaptDEEbo]

[ QUOTE ]
whats OP SN?

[/ QUOTE ]

kizza_om

[FakePlasticTrees]

This is my rail,go away

[kom]

2nd on the 25/50 list i am shaking

[FakePlasticTrees]

LOL, J/K.

[FakePlasticTrees]

[ QUOTE ]
2nd on the 25/50 list i am shaking

[/ QUOTE ]

Take a deep breath, you'll be fine as long as you keep your wits about you. Just relax man. Play your game.

[kom]

sitting at 25/50NL boys let us gogoogogogogo

[Phatty_One]

WINWIWNWINWIWNWIWNWIINWNWIWNWWNIWNWIWWIWNWIWNINIWN WIWNIWNWINWIWINWIWNIWNWIIWNINWIWN

[FakePlasticTrees]

You've got this kom, seriously just play your game. Keep putting on the pressure if you've got something, and keep bluffing to a minimum

[kom]

the 5/10nl game i sat in while waiting for 25/50 went from 4 handed to full once i sat

Brag
beat or Variance?

[FakePlasticTrees]

Variance, and I'd suggest leaving the 5/10 game to focus on the 25/50 game.

[Phatty_One]

BRAG-you're popular. they all want to play with you!

[kom]

ok i am in 25/5 table lachesis letus gogogoogogogogo

[Phatty_One]

holy bejesus! thats awesome! GL!!!
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOG0!

[FakePlasticTrees]

Good luck man, just relax and play smart and you'll have those fish throwing money at you.

[FakePlasticTrees]

Nice raise there

[kom]

stole from the limpers on the button baby

[FakePlasticTrees]

[ QUOTE ]
stole from the limpers on the button baby

[/ QUOTE ]
Thats the way you gotta play. You've got this man

[FakePlasticTrees]

Another good steal, you're playing great. Keep it up.

[Phatty_One]

DON'T LEAVE UNTIL YOU HIT 5 FIGURES!

[kom]

had AK when i took down the last one. Then folded KQ UTG and flop came AJ10 oh noes

[FakePlasticTrees]

Nice hand!!! You had him pegged

[FakePlasticTrees]

2k pot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are on fire!@!#@#!@$@%$^$%#

[Stepping Stone]

lol, what did villain fold there for 2k?

[kom]

How doesw Ps RNG work. When i fold my KQ would flop still be AJ10 or is it like party where it changes by every action. $15 on Ps for correct answer witth linky

[FakePlasticTrees]

You're not just getting lucky, you are seriously playing good right now man.

[Phatty_One]

GOT A HH?

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

FPT you really want this 20 prize dont you

[kom]

2hyachahahha i have won 2k tonight in game i am not even sremotely +EV in. Maybe i should move up to whrere they respect my raises?

[FakePlasticTrees]

SHUFFLE

"Anyone who considers arithmetic methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin." - John von Neumann, 1951

We understand that a use of a fair and unpredictable shuffle algorithm is critical to our software. To ensure this and avoid major problems described in [2], we are using two independent sources of truly random data:

* user input, including summary of mouse movements and events timing, collected from client software
* true hardware random number generator developed by Intel [3], which uses thermal noise as an entropy source

Each of these sources itself generates enough entropy to ensure a fair and unpredictable shuffle.
Shuffle Highlights:

* A deck of 52 cards can be shuffled in 52! ways. 52! is about 2^225 (to be precise, 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,404,000,000 ,000,000,000 ways). We use 249 random bits from both entropy sources (user input and thermal noise) to achieve an even and unpredictable statistical distribution.
* Furthermore, we apply conservative rules to enforce the required degree of randomness; for instance, if user input does not generate required amount of entropy, we do not start the next hand until we obtain the required amount of entropy from Intel RNG.
* We use the SHA-1 cryptographic hash algorithm to mix the entropy gathered from both sources to provide an extra level of security
* We also maintain a SHA-1-based pseudo-random generator to provide even more security and protection from user data attacks
* To convert random bit stream to random numbers within a required range without bias, we use a simple and reliable algorithm. For example, if we need a random number in the range 0-25:
o we take 5 random bits and convert them to a random number 0-31
o if this number is greater than 25 we just discard all 5 bits and repeat the process
* This method is not affected by biases related to modulus operation for generation of random numbers that are not 2n, n = 1,2,..
* To perform an actual shuffle, we use another simple and reliable algorithm:
o first we draw a random card from the original deck (1 of 52) and place it in a new deck - now original deck contains 51 cards and the new deck contains 1 card
o then we draw another random card from the original deck (1 of 51) and place it on top of the new deck - now original deck contains 50 cards and the new deck contains 2 cards
o we repeat the process until all cards have moved from the original deck to the new deck
* This algorithm does not suffer from "Bad Distribution Of Shuffles" described in [2]

[kom]

FPT enough being all over my knob you can have $20 what is your stars SN? Only coniditon is you must play me HU for it once i T/f it to you

[Phatty_One]

LoL. Professional Knobgobbler.

[FakePlasticTrees]

bb

[Phatty_One]

i'll ship 10 to superknobgobbler if it exists.

<edit>nope. it doesn't.

[bluey]

wheres he playing?

[FakePlasticTrees]

ship to me, its not my S/N, but its basically what im doing, lol

[kom]

Phatty One i like the cut of your jib if you have a PS account post here for a reward contingent on HU match

[Phatty_One]

I will play you HU later, but I'm killing time at work right now. Beat: I'm not done till 5 on good friday.

acct is phattymattie

[kom]

25/50 hand historys and graphs/Pt screenshots to come

[Phatty_One]

hey, knobblegobble, any updates on 25/50?

[FakePlasticTrees]

He left

[Phatty_One]

kom, what is your stars name so i can look you up when i get back?

[FakePlasticTrees]

kom, I will play you HU with the 20$

[Phatty_One]

[ QUOTE ]
kom, I will play you HU with 12000$

[/ QUOTE ]

[chiznadAZ]

so what happened here is he still playing or what?

[ludacris]

[censored] i just downloaded PS again to watch him and he quits.

[kom]

am up $2k for the night which is kinda sweet. Will happily put in on the line for BBV glory but need some special motivation. I will play any BBV or 2+2 mod or "celebrity" in a 1k HU much or anything else stupidly -EV if it sounds fun. suggestions?

[schwah]

shortstack 10k nl... you're basically freerolling

[FakePlasticTrees]

Play Schneids at limit.

[ludacris]

[ QUOTE ]
Play Schneids at limit.

[/ QUOTE ]

we want him to win though.

[kom]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|[color=#C00000]saw showdown</font>

BB ($6963)
UTG ($5385)
UTG+1 ($5613.50)
MP1 ($1122)
MP2 ($1966)
MP3 ($1934)
CO ($3769)
Hero ($1497)
SB ($5719)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif, Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif.
[color=#666666]1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $50, [color=#666666]2 folds</font>, MP3 calls $50, [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to $250</font>, [color=#666666]2 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls $200, MP3 calls $200.

Flop: ($825) Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif, Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif, 9http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif [color=#0000FF](3 players)</font>
UTG+1 checks, MP3 checks, [color=#CC3333]Hero bets $600</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP3 calls $600.

Turn: ($2025) Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>
MP3 checks, [color=#CC3333]Hero bets $647 (All-In)</font>, MP3 folds.

Final Pot: $2672

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
No showdown. Hero wins $2672. </font>

[FakePlasticTrees]

Ya, thats true. Hey kom, send me that 20 and we'll play HU with it.

[kom]

I will play schniends at any game. he is busto now anyway. Lol ay FPT how poor to work so hard for $20 lets play HU for it

[FakePlasticTrees]

[ QUOTE ]
I will play schniends at any game. he is busto now anyway. Lol ay FPT how poor to work so hard for $20 lets play HU for it

[/ QUOTE ]

Lol, I'm in HS so yea I'm pretty dampoor. I'm game for HU

[chiznadAZ]

[ QUOTE ]
I will play schniends at any game. he is busto now anyway. Lol ay FPT how poor to work so hard for $20 lets play HU for it

[/ QUOTE ]ummm, leveled?

[kom]

FPT you both amuse and sadden me. How much will it cost for you to never post on 2+2 ever again?

[FakePlasticTrees]

[ QUOTE ]
FPT you both amuse and sadden me. How much will it cost for you to never post on 2+2 ever again?

[/ QUOTE ]
Not much lol

[Phatty_One]

LOL. Dude goes from your biggest knobgobbling fan to knobgobbling whipping boy in like 2+2 seconds.

[chiznadAZ]

[ QUOTE ]
LOL. Dude goes from your biggest knobgobbling fan to knobgobbling whipping boy in like 2+2 seconds

[/ QUOTE ]ahaha

[kom]

Just t/f $50 to phatty one. I like his style. phayy i am up 2k for the night which represents like 50% of my role before tonight, lock up the win or push on?

[Phatty_One]

BABY, YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA PUSH AT LEAST 800 INTO SOME CRAZZZZY NL ACTION. HOT POKER ACTION!

&lt;edit&gt; My usual play here is to hit 30/60, 50/100 LHE or a $525 SNG, but you're a better NL player, so do what you will.

[FakePlasticTrees]

Well this sucks...

[Phatty_One]

KNOBGOBBLE KNOBGOBBLE KNOBGOBBLE KNOBGOBBLE KNOBGOBBL
GOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGO!

[Phatty_One]

I'LL GIVE YOU 1/2 OF WHAT KOM SHIPPED (25$) FOR SOME SERIOUS KNOBGOBBLIN'!

[kom]

LHE is teh suck. recommend something interesting. PS phatty did u get your fitty? lets play HU in your game of choice?

[ludacris]

aaah yes $525 SNG FTW

[Phatty_One]

Like I done told ya, I'm at work right now. No hot poker action for me, but I will def play you when I get out. Prolly 2 hrs from now will work for me. Cooolio?

[FakePlasticTrees]

kom, so I get nothing for railing you?

[Phatty_One]

I say play 2 $525 SNGs, all you need to do is get 1st to double your roll againz!

[Phatty_One]

Ship teh BEGGAR KNOBGOBBLER title to FTP!

[FakePlasticTrees]

I'm not begging, he offered money for railing, and I did that.

[Phatty_One]

Well, usually when I'm railing someone, I have to give them money afterwards. And I have to buy the lube. So i thinks you owe Kom 20$ and some lube for your knobgobbling practices.

[chiznadAZ]

[ QUOTE ]
Well, usually when I'm railing someone, I have to give them money afterwards. And I have to buy the lube. So i thinks you owe Kom 20$ and some lube for your knobgobbling practices.

[/ QUOTE ]zing

[BallinPro]

yeah thats a good point

[bluey]

haha fpt gets nothing after all that cuddling

[FakePlasticTrees]

Ya this sucks

[Phatty_One]

I told you I'd give you half if you could show me how much of a KNOBGOBBLER you could be. I think knobgobbler might be my new fav word. KNOBBLE KNOBBLE GOB GOB GOB GOB NOBBLE KNOBGOB LOBBLE GOBLOBBEL KNOBGOBBLE THE LOBGOBBLE MY BLOBGOBBLE.

[SecretOfMana]

wow FPT, you could have worked at mcdonald's for that much time and made more than $20.

[FakePlasticTrees]

Lol, but mcdonalds won't put money in my stars account. Just a lazy Friday and felt like playing poker. I'm playing a live game w/ friends later so just killing time.

[Phatty_One]

[ QUOTE ]
wow FPT, you could have worked at mcdonald's knobgobbling for that much time and made more than $20.

[/ QUOTE ]

[kom]

Year to Date graph. Last night is obviously vertical line at the end. gg me

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/4668/loltm9.png

[kom]

FPt you worked for your dough last night post stars SN and I will ship you some cash lol

[FakePlasticTrees]

PM sent