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Saxatilis

02-23-2007, 12:12 AM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($3.30)
MP ($5.43)
Button ($4.11)
Hero ($2.06)
BB ($11.49)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 4/images/graemlins/club.gif.
UTG calls $0.02, 2 folds, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.06) 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
Hero bets $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG folds.

Turn: ($0.14) 8/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $0.1, BB calls $0.10.

River: ($0.34) A/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $0.3, BB raises to $5.22,

Here is chat from previous hands to help with decision:

Mrdzone said, "what you talk boutnik"
Joe Hahn: bets $0.06
Mrdzone said, "me the best only I ROXOR u all SUXOR"
Mrdzone: folds
Uwa6: folds
Joe Hahn collected $0.06 from pot
Mrdzone said, "i take all rubbies"

Hero said, "i'm sitting next to a crackhead"

Mrdzone said, "I **** YOU JAG I **** YOU SO MUCH THEN I **** YOU MOM AFTER I TAKE ALL RUBLES"
Mrdzone: raises $0.04 to $0.06
Uwa6: calls $0.06
kohtsch87: calls $0.05
superdioni: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad Ts 3d]
kohtsch87: checks
Mrdzone: bets $0.10
Uwa6: calls $0.10
kohtsch87: folds
*** TURN *** [Ad Ts 3d] [Kh]
Mrdzone: bets $0.10
Uwa6: folds
Mrdzone collected $0.40 from pot
Mrdzone: shows [7d 8d] (high card Ace)
Mrdzone said, "LOLZ YOU SUXOR"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.40 | Rake $0

Mrdzone said, "YOU FOLDS ME WITH OUT BESTNIK HAND"
Mrdzone: raises $0.08 to $0.10
Uwa6: calls $0.10
kohtsch87: calls $0.10
superdioni: folds
Joe Hahn: folds
Hero: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 5h Jd]
Mrdzone: bets $0.32
Uwa6: folds
kohtsch87: raises $0.87 to $1.19 and is all-in
Mrdzone: calls $0.87
*** TURN *** [Ad 5h Jd] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 5h Jd 8s] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mrdzone: shows [Qs As] (a pair of Aces)
kohtsch87: shows [Js Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
kohtsch87 collected $2.63 from pot
Mrdzone said, "YOU GET LUCK"
Mrdzone said, "HOW YOU GET LUCKY"

Mrdzone said, "ME HVE BEST HAND Y YOU GET LUCK"
Mrdzone said, "U SUXOR I TAKE YOU DOWN TO VALUETOWN"

Mrdzone said, "you suxor hero"
superdioni: folds
Joe Hahn: folds
hero: folds
Mrdzone said, "i beatnik you all night"

Mrdzone said, "we play together long timenik and i i still bluffy u"
Mrdzone said, "u SUZOR

I will post follow up once enough responses are in.

M2d

02-27-2007, 06:39 PM

Morone,
take this with a grain of salt, since i'm not much of a big bet player. if he's on tilt, you should call. if he's trying to intimidate, you should call. if he's lucid you should call since he's way overbetting the pot. if he's leveling you, I guess so be it. i don't expect too much sophisticated play or set ups at this level, so i'd grit my teeth and call.

EMc

02-27-2007, 06:43 PM

Id call this if he wasnt on tilt.

M2d

02-27-2007, 06:47 PM

that's kinda what i was getting at.

Gelford

02-27-2007, 06:48 PM

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7118/mrcall798070lf5.png

Necromancer

02-27-2007, 07:06 PM

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7651/lobstercallro9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

br.bm

02-27-2007, 09:03 PM

yes

Tiki

02-27-2007, 09:09 PM

Yes. Did he have the Ad?

Paul Thomson

02-27-2007, 09:24 PM

pot flop. pot turn. river is...flip a coin but i'm not exactly sure how much u have left (i'm being lazy).

Saxatilis

02-27-2007, 10:00 PM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($3.30)
MP ($5.43)
Button ($4.11)
Hero ($2.06)
BB ($11.49)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 4/images/graemlins/club.gif.
UTG calls $0.02, 2 folds, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.06) 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
Hero bets $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG folds.

Turn: ($0.14) 8/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $0.1, BB calls $0.10.

River: ($0.34) A/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $0.3, BB raises to $5.22, Hero calls $1.60 (All-In).

Final Pot: $7.46

and the following hilarious chat:

Hero said, "HAHAHAHAHA"
Mrdzone: posts small blind $0.01
Uwa6: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [7s 9h]
Mrdzone said, "YOU SUKNIK"
superdioni: folds
Joe Hahn: folds
Mrdzone said, "YOU SUXOR HOW OYU CALL"
Hero: folds
Mrdzone said, "ME COULD HAQEV FLUSHY"
Mrdzone: calls $0.01
Uwa6: checks
*** FLOP *** [3c Qs Ad]
Mrdzone: checks
Mrdzone said, "HWO YOU KNO WI NO FLUSHY"

Mrdzone said, "YOU CMUS TCHEAT YOU CALL FAST YOU NO I HAVE NO FLUSHY HOW YOU NO"
Joe Hahn: calls $0.02
Hero: folds
Mrdzone: raises $0.08 to $0.10
Hero said, "BECAUSE YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PLAYER"
Uwa6: folds
superdioni: folds
Joe Hahn: calls $0.08
*** FLOP *** [Th 7h Qd]
Mrdzone said, "YOU TELL ME HOW YOU CHEAT"
Joe Hahn: checks
Mrdzone: bets $0.12
Joe Hahn: calls $0.12
*** TURN *** [Th 7h Qd] [Js]

Mrdzone said, "YOU ALL CHEATNIK YOU TELL ME HOW YOU CHEATNIK"

Mal_Pais

02-27-2007, 10:30 PM

ME CALLZY, REAL FASTY LIKE.

And I wouldn't berate the fish. Keep him around, he'll be broke soon with no way to reload, and you'll miss him.

Sean Fraley

02-27-2007, 10:36 PM

[ QUOTE ]
ME CALLZY, REAL FASTY LIKE.

And I wouldn't berate the fish. Keep him around, he'll be broke soon with no way to reload, and you'll miss him.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

I initially was about to say "He's Russian, of course he'll be able to reload" based on the rubles comments. Then I reread the chat log, and realized that this is some moron acting like a russian. Has anyone ever actually heard a Russian use "[word]nik" in a conversation, let alone type it in chat?