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Courtesy Flush

12-15-2006, 06:15 PM

Sat down at a 0.02/0.04 table with the intention of blowing off a few dollars for [censored] and giggles. Capped every hand preflop, capped any pair/draw on every street and bluffed at every possible opportunity.

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
Hero raises, MP calls, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 6/images/graemlins/club.gif, J/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls, MP calls.

Turn: (9.25 BB) 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls, MP calls.

River: (19.25 BB) A/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls, MP calls.

Final Pot: 29.25 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has 3h 5h (flush, ace high).
Hero has Th 9h (flush, ace high).
MP has Js Jc (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 29.25 BB. 

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
1 fold, UTG+1 raises, MP1 3-bets, MP2 calls, 2 folds, Hero caps, SB calls $0.05 (All-In), BB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (23 SB) K/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/club.gif, 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif (6 players, 1 all-in)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero raises, BB folds, UTG+1 3-bets, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero caps, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (19.50 BB) J/images/graemlins/spade.gif (5 players, 1 all-in)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

River: (23.50 BB) J/images/graemlins/club.gif (5 players, 1 all-in)
UTG+1 bets, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero raises, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 31.50 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 6c Ah (one pair, jacks).
UTG+1 has Ad Ac (two pair, aces and jacks).
MP1 has 8d 8h (two pair, jacks and eights).
MP2 has 9h Qh (two pair, queens and jacks).
Hero has Jd As (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 31.50 BB. 

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9/images/graemlins/club.gif, 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
UTG calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, CO calls, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 4/images/graemlins/club.gif, 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, CO folds, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (5.75 BB) 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, BB calls, UTG calls.

River: (8.75 BB) T/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, BB calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 11.75 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Jh 5s (high card, ace).
UTG has Qs 8c (high card, ace).
Hero has 9c 4d (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.75 BB. 

Final result = 101.47 BB/100

Beat: I used up my Stars boomswitch at the penny tables >_<

Messiahkid

12-15-2006, 06:19 PM

Any good chat?

Sk00l4m3nts

12-15-2006, 06:19 PM

Beat: LHE

Delphin

12-15-2006, 09:12 PM

But how much did you lose?

flipdeadshot22

12-15-2006, 09:21 PM

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But how much did you lose?

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his dignity.

neverforgetlol

12-15-2006, 09:22 PM

minbets are so terrifiying

lippy

12-15-2006, 09:23 PM

I love that valuebet on the river on last hand. So pro.

Courtesy Flush

12-16-2006, 05:28 AM

PRO FRO SHO! How about both of them calling down with paint high lolz.

h_ven

12-16-2006, 02:01 PM

How can that be fun?

Chomp

12-16-2006, 02:21 PM

I DESPISE these let's-all-laugh-at-the-fish posts when they come from a SS or Micro Stakes plonker just trying to sound all "2+2" (whatever the f* that means).

Pathetic.

checkmate36

12-16-2006, 02:27 PM

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Beat: LHE

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lippy

12-16-2006, 04:22 PM

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I DESPISE these let's-all-laugh-at-the-fish posts when they come from a SS or Micro Stakes plonker just trying to sound all "2+2" (whatever the f* that means).

Pathetic.

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What on earth are you talking about?

Sk00l4m3nts

12-16-2006, 04:25 PM

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(whatever the f* that means).

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Exactly.

demon102

12-17-2006, 01:36 AM

Shenanigans.

incogneato

12-17-2006, 01:39 AM

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Shenanigans.

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you're not funny, shut the [censored] up.

benza13

12-17-2006, 01:50 AM

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Shenanigans.

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you're not funny, shut the [censored] up.

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Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy [censored] on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

You mean Shenanigans?