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Justin A

01-02-2006, 10:20 PM

Here's to chipnchair10, my nomination for donk of the day.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J/images/graemlins/heart.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif. CO posts a blind of $2.
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, 1 fold, MP1 calls, 1 fold, MP3 calls, CO (poster) raises, Button calls, SB calls, Hero calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls.

Flop: (16 SB) 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif, Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (8 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds, MP3 folds, CO 3-bets, Button folds, SB caps, Hero calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (18 BB) T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, CO bets, SB calls, Hero calls, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls.

River: (22 BB) K/images/graemlins/club.gif (4 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, SB calls.

Final Pot: 30 BB

Results:
SB has Qh Kh (two pair, kings and queens).
Hero has Jh Ah (straight, ace high).
UTG+1 has 4s 4d (one pair, fours).
CO has 8s 7s (two pair, eights and sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 30 BB.

prohornblower

01-02-2006, 10:39 PM

Starting to think I should move up from 1/2...

jba

01-02-2006, 10:45 PM

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
3 folds, Hero raises, SB calls, 1 fold.

Flop: (5 SB) A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif, T/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Turn: (3.50 BB) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

River: (5.50 BB) 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Final Pot: 7.50 BB

SB has 6s Qh (high card, ace).
Hero has As Kd (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 7.50 BB.

Sponger.

01-02-2006, 10:59 PM

Justin,

You're playing $2/4?!

wtf...

Adam22

01-03-2006, 01:08 AM

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PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
3 folds, Hero raises, SB calls, 1 fold.

Flop: (5 SB) A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif, T/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Turn: (3.50 BB) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

River: (5.50 BB) 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Final Pot: 7.50 BB

SB has 6s Qh (high card, ace).
Hero has As Kd (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 7.50 BB.

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i loled. i won a monster pot one time that was 3 way and on the river, after i had bet and was called by another player... actually [censored] it i know i saved it, one second:

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Skl00nskyLOL [ As Ac ]
ghines5777 folds.
Cardiks folds.
brutus1972 calls [$10].
TheBlackCat1 folds.
PAYTONV folds.
schulett folds.
Skl00nskyLOL raises [$20].
cashious333 folds.
Tricera00 calls [$10].
brutus1972 calls [$10].

** Dealing Flop ** [ Ah, 7c, 2d ]
Tricera00 checks.
brutus1972 checks.
Skl00nskyLOL bets [$10].
Tricera00 calls [$10].
brutus1972 calls [$10].

** Dealing Turn ** [ 3s ]
Tricera00 checks.
brutus1972 checks.
Skl00nskyLOL bets [$20].
Tricera00 raises [$40].
brutus1972 calls [$40].
Skl00nskyLOL raises [$40].
Tricera00 calls [$20].
brutus1972 calls [$20].

** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
Tricera00 checks.
brutus1972 checks.
Skl00nskyLOL bets [$20].
Tricera00 calls [$20].
brutus1972 calls [$20].

Skl00nskyLOL shows [ As, Ac ] three of a kind, aces.
Tricera00 doesn't show [ Jc, 7s ] a pair of sevens.
brutus1972 doesn't show [ 6s, 5h ] high card ace.
Skl00nskyLOL wins $332 from the main pot with three of a kind, aces.

thats my old party name BTW

AKbear54

01-03-2006, 02:34 AM

SB here gets my nomination.

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
UTG calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (8 SB) A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif, K/images/graemlins/heart.gif (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, SB calls, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (7 BB) Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, SB calls, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls, UTG caps, Hero calls, SB calls.

River: (19 BB) K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, SB calls, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 31 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 5s 5c (two pair, kings and fives).
UTG has Qh Ks (full house, kings full of queens).
Hero has Ad Ah (full house, aces full of kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 31 BB.

Monty Cantsin

01-03-2006, 03:16 AM

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SB has 5s 5c

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the engine that powers the booming poker economy. Next time someone asks "where does all the money come from?" you can wave your wand, point to this guy and say "Presto!"

/mc

Justin A

01-03-2006, 03:10 PM

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Justin,

You're playing $2/4?!

wtf...

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No, but my brother is.

master_hellmuth

01-03-2006, 03:27 PM

I'm new here, whats a "Donk?" Thanks.

lastas

01-03-2006, 03:55 PM

I dunno, I thought this guy was pretty stupid.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?124714

Justin A

01-03-2006, 04:34 PM

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I'm new here, whats a "Donk?" Thanks.

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A bad player.

master_hellmuth

01-03-2006, 04:41 PM

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I'm new here, whats a "Donk?" Thanks.

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A bad player.

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Thanks. It would have been funnier if you had responded with "You"

Meromorphic

01-03-2006, 08:30 PM

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I'm new here, whats a "Donk?" Thanks.

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Me. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif