**Offical uNL donkament thread** (password and trash talk inside)

[lorez]

OK folks, here is the password for the donkament this Saturday, Nov 18 at 1600 EST:

numpty

Details of the donkament on PS can be found here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=7960008&an=0&page=0#Post 7960008)

Also if we get a good turnout I'll make it an established feature of the forum and arrange them at a regular intervals.

Start your bitching and bragging here! May all you pussys bow down in front of the donkament master lowraise

cheers

lorez

[RAHZero]

Registered. Let's try to up the field guys, only 5 in right now.

[munkey]

[uNL tourney predicataments]

if I can play I will win with tens or busto the 1st round.

[/uNL tourney predicataments]

[ajmargarine]

All: Please no crying and whining when I send you down the road to Bustoville.

EMc: I'm your daddy.

That is all.

[crookdimwit]

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Registered. Let's try to up the field guys, only 5 in right now.

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Sweet. I'm at the final table for now...

[derosnec]

have fun everyone when i reraise you all in everytime you raise pf. yeah, how does that QJs look now buddy?????????

[EMc]

aj,

Id love to know what you did that I missed. Also too Im gonna win.

[kabouter]

Registration is open till the tournament starts right? Cause I'm not sure if I can be there, but I would love to play if I'm back on time ofcourse.

[ajmargarine]

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aj,

Id love to know what you did that I missed. Also too Im gonna win.

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You play about as well as you trash talk.

That is all.

[lorez]

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Registration is open till the tournament starts right? Cause I'm not sure if I can be there, but I would love to play if I'm back on time ofcourse.

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It's open until 2 minutes before it starts. Register now and by the time you get in from the pub and last orders you'll have around 300 chips left. Enough to call my all in with 74o (mmm my favourite hand /images/graemlins/wink.gif )

[onoble]

For next time try to pick a time when people aren't at work...

[EMc]

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For next time try to pick a time when people aren't at work...

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Its on a saturday. Who works on a saturday. This time is the best compromise for international posters and USA posters.

PS you can skip the fun and just transfer me the 10 anyway.

[SavageMiser]

Jobs are for suckers.

[kurto]

d*mn it. Being forced by the ball and chain to go away this weekend and christmas shop and stuff.

You can't imagine how lucky you all are. I'm not so bold to say I would have won the whole thing because there is luck involved in poker. But I certainly would have knocked a good number of you clowns out.

I really wanted a custom title too!

[onoble]

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For next time try to pick a time when people aren't at work...

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Its on a saturday. Who works on a saturday. This time is the best compromise for international posters and USA posters.

PS you can skip the fun and just transfer me the 10 anyway.

[/ QUOTE ]

Apologies, I misread the opening post.

[kabouter]

Hmm I thought it was 21:00 gmt first, ah well I'll probably play saturday then, although it is kind of a strange time for me /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Antinome]

The 'nome has a Stars account now. Y'all monkeyfish better start practicing avoidance.

[lorez]

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d*mn it. Being forced by the ball and chain to go away this weekend and christmas shop and stuff.

You can't imagine how lucky you all are. I'm not so bold to say I would have won the whole thing because there is luck involved in poker. But I certainly would have knocked a good number of you clowns out.

I really wanted a custom title too!

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If there is any clown bashing then I'm first in the queue. Bring it on Bozo(s). I have you face printed on the back of my Q5o

[Imrahil]

I've won over $800 in donkaments over the past week so you all better watch out.

[mbz111]

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I've won over $800 in donkaments over the past week so you all better watch out.

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that's cute, make it $790 after saturday

[Spleen]

Too lazy to log onto Stars and deposit $$$ atm but count me in for Saturday, who better to beat down than my micro peers /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[matrix]

I'm in and I'm tough to beat.

AJ - I'm taking you to value town the same way I did in the USA/ROW extravaganza.

that is all.

[MortenTA]

Im in /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I've won over 0$ in donkaments over the past week so you all better watch out.

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[Everlong]

I am in too: Attilio on stars

This will be my first tournament win this week

[Gelford]

Ahh ... The US vs world match, that was sweet /images/graemlins/smile.gif


I'll try to play this thing, beware the fury and wrath and other stuff of a donk'n'go'er

[ama0330]

Guys guys guys. You all know I'm winning this thing. I final tabled the hardest tournament in all of London and got bad beated to bustotown. This time, my cards are holding up. I can feeeeeel it.

Also: I hope to play AJ heads up for the match - and bust him with AJ. That really would be sweet poetic irony.

Also also: can europeans confirm - this is 9pm GMT Saturday night, right?

[pocketse7ens]

I'll be there, and i'm gonna trap you all, Jamie Gold style!

[Everlong]

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I final tabled the hardest tournament in all of London

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oh . ok.

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can europeans confirm - this is 9pm GMT Saturday night, right?

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the one part of your post that is factually correct

[ama0330]

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I final tabled the hardest tournament in all of London

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oh . ok.

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can europeans confirm - this is 9pm GMT Saturday night, right?

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the one part of your post that is factually correct

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I DONT SEE U FT-ING THE £5 REBUY AT THE GUTSHOT, SO STFU

ps hu for bankrolls?
pps my stars br will be $30 after ive bought in for the tourney
ppps $30 is a lot of money to me

[kabouter]

Ok I really need to win that tournament tomorrow, I had another day of break even play. It´s beginning to annoy me, especially because of the fact that I get those major suckouts on the river all the time...

But anyways see you tommorow!

[tufat23]

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I final tabled the hardest tournament in all of London

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oh . ok.

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can europeans confirm - this is 9pm GMT Saturday night, right?

[/ QUOTE ]
the one part of your post that is factually correct

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I DONT SEE U FT-ING THE £5 REBUY AT THE GUTSHOT, SO STFU

ps hu for bankrolls?
pps my stars br will be $30 after ive bought in for the tourney
ppps $30 is a lot of money to me

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yes i have, yes i will

[ama0330]

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I final tabled the hardest tournament in all of London

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oh . ok.

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can europeans confirm - this is 9pm GMT Saturday night, right?

[/ QUOTE ]
the one part of your post that is factually correct

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I DONT SEE U FT-ING THE £5 REBUY AT THE GUTSHOT, SO STFU

ps hu for bankrolls?
pps my stars br will be $30 after ive bought in for the tourney
ppps $30 is a lot of money to me

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yes i have, yes i will

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This would actually be pretty fun and a good way to busto my BR on stars after the tourney. I'll be playing at my gf's house seeing as I have no internet so ill pm you or something when I bust/win and we can donk it up heads up.

[tufat23]

ok. i probably wont play this donkament since i'm gonna be getting drunk tomorrow. also, why arent u on msn right now?

[ama0330]

cause im at work lol
btw for you to be playing this donkament would basically be like beating up a cripple

[kurto]

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I DONT SEE U FT-ING THE £5 REBUY AT THE GUTSHOT, SO STFU

ps hu for bankrolls?
pps my stars br will be $30 after ive bought in for the tourney
ppps $30 is a lot of money to me


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That is fantastic. I've seen so many of those headsup challenges but never at the microstakes. I would love to see a .01/.02 grudgematch.

[ajmargarine]

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I'm in and I'm tough to beat.

AJ - I'm taking you to value town the same way I did in the USA/ROW extravaganza.

that is all.

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Mat,

This is a tournament. You can't run away from me like you do in teh cash games.

/images/graemlins/heart.gif,

--aj

[Everlong]

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I final tabled the hardest tournament in all of London

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oh . ok.

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can europeans confirm - this is 9pm GMT Saturday night, right?

[/ QUOTE ]
the one part of your post that is factually correct

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I DONT SEE U FT-ING THE £5 REBUY AT THE GUTSHOT, SO STFU

ps hu for bankrolls?
pps my stars br will be $30 after ive bought in for the tourney
ppps $30 is a lot of money to me

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I will settle for 1/6th of your roll. HU SNG of your choice.
Bring it /images/graemlins/grin.gif -

[Shaddux]

WHY HAVENT MORE OF YOU REGISTERED I WANT YOUR CHIPS PLZ KTHX

[GtrHtr]

goot lord, this would be ez monies. OSU v Michigan... money vs entertainment...hmm

I'm really tempted with the flooding of this thing with ssnl masters...

[Supwithbates]

I've never played in a TPT only tourney, I'm pretty sure that this is -$EV for me but maybe I'll learn something and/or have fun...

[ajmargarine]

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OSU v Michigan...

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Oh crap....forgot about that.

[Shaddux]

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I've never played in a TPT only tourney, I'm pretty sure that this is -$EV for me but maybe I'll learn something and/or have fun...

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It will not be fun. You will be destroyed. That is all.

[Supwithbates]

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I've never played in a TPT only tourney, I'm pretty sure that this is -$EV for me but maybe I'll learn something and/or have fun...

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It will not be fun. You will be destroyed. That is all.

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sounds fun

[kabouter]

I just registered, I have the feeling after my AA got cracked by kings, and KTo, my KK got kracked by Ajo, my luck is going to turn tonight /images/graemlins/wink.gif. Not that I need any offcourse.

As long as I beat the guy from France that registered /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[kerplunkNL]

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I just registered, I have the feeling after my AA got cracked by kings, and KTo, my KK got kracked by Ajo, my luck is going to turn tonight /images/graemlins/wink.gif. Not that I need any offcourse.

As long as I beat the guy from France that registered /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Hup Holland Hup! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[kabouter]

Zag al dat je geregistreerd was /images/graemlins/smile.gif eerste en tweede plaats dan maar?

Sorry for the use of a foreign language here, it won't happen again /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[matrix]

I wish I lived in Amsterdam /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[PietM]

Another Dutchy in! Lol, just saw that kerplunk lives in the same town as I do /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Hope I do better than the tourney in our home game last night. 9th out of 9. Good job PM! /images/graemlins/wink.gif
And I'm supposed to be the most experienced player in our group /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[avfletch]

Sorry guys, the first place spot is taken but please feel free to compete for second.

(Maybe I should've played more than 3 sessions in the last two months ... its good to be back)

[ama0330]

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I final tabled the hardest tournament in all of London

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oh . ok.

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can europeans confirm - this is 9pm GMT Saturday night, right?

[/ QUOTE ]
the one part of your post that is factually correct

[/ QUOTE ]

I DONT SEE U FT-ING THE £5 REBUY AT THE GUTSHOT, SO STFU

ps hu for bankrolls?
pps my stars br will be $30 after ive bought in for the tourney
ppps $30 is a lot of money to me

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I will settle for 1/6th of your roll. HU SNG of your choice.
Bring it /images/graemlins/grin.gif -

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I like this idea. We can talk it over afer the tourney or something

[Hellmouth]

I have registered. Up to 20 now.

Greg

[kabouter]

What is the payout structure? Winner takes all?.

Ah well I got a home game after this donkament. So I can earn back my $11 /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[kerplunkNL]

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Another Dutchy in! Lol, just saw that kerplunk lives in the same town as I do /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Groningen = pokercapital of the Netherlands?

To stay on-topic: I think it's going to be 1, 2, 3 for the Dutchies. Guess who will be number one. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ajmargarine]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

3 and 1/2 hours to go.

24 in so far.

gogogogogogogogo

[kabouter]

Ohw I'm so excited! I'll probably be afk for the first 15min or so, just to give the rest a small advantage.

[Everlong]

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I final tabled the hardest tournament in all of London

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oh . ok.

[ QUOTE ]
can europeans confirm - this is 9pm GMT Saturday night, right?

[/ QUOTE ]
the one part of your post that is factually correct

[/ QUOTE ]

I DONT SEE U FT-ING THE £5 REBUY AT THE GUTSHOT, SO STFU

ps hu for bankrolls?
pps my stars br will be $30 after ive bought in for the tourney
ppps $30 is a lot of money to me

[/ QUOTE ]

I will settle for 1/6th of your roll. HU SNG of your choice.
Bring it /images/graemlins/grin.gif -

[/ QUOTE ]

I like this idea. We can talk it over afer the tourney or something

[/ QUOTE ]

PM me or post details of your choice...stars nick? (Attilio)

[PietM]

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Another Dutchy in! Lol, just saw that kerplunk lives in the same town as I do /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Groningen = pokercapital of the Netherlands?

To stay on-topic: I think it's going to be 1, 2, 3 for the Dutchies. Guess who will be number one. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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That seems to be the case /images/graemlins/smile.gif Although I don't fit the Groningen poker-player profile that well, faaaaar too old /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Gonna have some fun tonight /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[EMc]

all,

Pls just transfer me ur moniez and save the time

[kerplunkNL]

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Ohw I'm so excited! I'll probably be afk for the first 15min or so, just to give the rest a small advantage.

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Dit was het nieuws? /images/graemlins/smile.gif I think I will afk too for the first 15 mins.

[kerplunkNL]

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That seems to be the case /images/graemlins/smile.gif Although I don't fit the Groningen poker-player profile that well, faaaaar too old /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Gonna have some fun tonight /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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You're older than 21? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Supwithbates]

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all,

Pls just transfer me ur moniez and save the time

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ok whats your stars acct

[the machine]

youre all lucky i have to work at 5 today or id be in here pwning

[Antinome]

My strategy is playing like a pussy and blinding off just short of the final table. Also, I only ever play Aces or Kings, and because I've been burned so many times, I just limp in and check/call all the way to the river. I learned this strategy from watching many hours of Tom MacEvoy's play.

EV of this strategy? -9.65

EV of giving my monies to Ed? -11

[PietM]

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That seems to be the case /images/graemlins/smile.gif Although I don't fit the Groningen poker-player profile that well, faaaaar too old /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Gonna have some fun tonight /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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You're older than 21? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Yup /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Whenever I play in some live tourney in town I feel real old /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Sean Fraley]

FEAR ME, For I am the Lord of the Donks! I have spent the last three weeks losing in PokerStar's freerolls, but now I have read Phil Gordon's Little Green Book and know everything there is to know about tournament poker. I shall take your monies and use them to finance my winning entry into the 2007 WSOP, which I shall when every year henceforth. FEAR ME!!!

I am so going to get cornholed.

[Spleen]

Ok Im in suckas. I'm gonna donate .01% of my winnings of this tourney to local charities and donk the rest off at NL50.

[MortenTA]

googogogoog... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ama0330]

Hey guys

Just like to say that ive already made back my entry fee x 7 on the cash tables because im such a massive baller and i am so good at the pokah, so I am basically playing this as a freeroll and your stack means nothing to me. LOLO MONIES IS NO OBJECT

[kolotoure]

I have been awake for 48 hours so my play may be sub-optimal

[matrix]

ama - HU match for FIVE TIMES the entry fee??

(I'm such a high roller)

I could makes TENS of monies mwahahahahaha...

1 hour people. lets gogogogogogogogo

[kolotoure]

Anyone intrested in a LL bet?

[lorez]

OK, I'm on my own with a crying baby, watching "high stakes poker", waiting for UFC highlights & just cooking a 2 lb steak (mmm, steak) so I'm going to be full of rage and the meat sweats by the time game time comes.

Bring it on suckers!

[RAHZero]

Damn, my wireless isn't working and I'm not missing OSU-Michigan. Guess I'll have to wait till next time to take all your monies.

[Supwithbates]

lorez, as an aside, how do you create a private tourney? Do you e-mail pokerstars and they will host it for you?

[orange]

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Damn, my wireless isn't working and I'm not missing OSU-Michigan. Guess I'll have to wait till next time to take all your monies.

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boo. i just have my comp aimed at the tv. but i do agree. no offense lorez, but tOSU/Mich > uNL donkament. (im playing in it /images/graemlins/smile.gif).

[SavageMiser]

This is exactly why I have a PiP-capable monitor.

[matrix]

on my table (to my right) AJ + Grunch + Orange ...

/images/graemlins/frown.gif

lock and load - lets roll...

good luck people

[lorez]

i don't understand how you lot in the states think wayching kids is proper sports. It's like watching girls hockey without the legs.

no offence taken orange considering you have Yozzer Hughes as an avatar.

Supwithbates, yep email PS and they'll give you the ability to create them. They'll also explain the rules too.

[SUfan5]

I was gonna play but I also will not be missing the OSU-Michigan game. Looking forward to this tourney the next time it's held.

[kaz2107]

dang it im so retarted.

i thought the tourney was at 5 for some reason.

SON OF A GAD DAMN BITCH, SON OF A BITCH HYATCHIHYATCHIHYATCHY

[SavageMiser]

All you fish pretending to pass for the OU-Michigan game, I don't know what you're worried about ... you'll bust before the end of the first quarter.

[orange]

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All you fish pretending to pass for the OU-Michigan game, I don't know what you're worried about ... you'll bust before the end of the first quarter.

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your right about that one. 99 > J6o.

[Antinome]

woot, out at 32nd.

lost a flipament with JJ vs AK sooted, I lost, and it was all over after that. OK, back to poker.

[evilempire]

damn donkaments!

[kerplunkNL]

LOL DONKAMENTS!!!111

Out at 27th. KQo<<<<<59o

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG (t1080)
UTG+1 (t3015)
MP1 (t1465)
MP2 (t2285)
Hero (t1200)
CO (t925)
Button (t1270)
SB (t2595)
BB (t2225)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif. UTG posts a blind of t30.
<font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to t60</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls t60, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG (poster) calls t30.

Flop: (t195) 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets t30</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t200</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to t370</font>, Hero calls t170.

Turn: (t935) K/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets t2585 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t770 (All-In).

River: (t4290) 9/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t4290

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has (two pair, kings and nines).
UTG+1 has 5c 9s (full house, nines full of fives).
Hero has Kc Qh (two pair, kings and nines).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t4290. </font>

edit: if you see some named theukgrinder: ZOMG, STACK HIM!!!11

[kolotoure]

He is awful

[kerplunkNL]

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He is awful

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LUCKBOXAMENTS

[matrix]

Grunched in 22nd

without him making a pair/set/straight/flush/boat/quads still beats my 55 on teh river using only one card - bah.

freaking riverjopkerstars.

[mbz111]

son of a bitch
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed)
Hero (t1496)
BB (t1780)
UTG (t2670)
UTG+1 (t2684)
MP1 (t4227)
MP2 (t4810)
MP3 (t790)
CO (t2675)
Button (t4334)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, T/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to t300</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, Hero calls t250, BB calls t200.

Flop: (t900) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t1196 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t1480</font>, MP1 calls t1480.

Turn: (t5056) 3/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t5056) 8/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t5056

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Td Ts (one pair, tens).
BB has 8s 6s (two pair, eights and sixes).
MP1 has Ks As (high card, ace).
Outcome: BB wins t5056. </font>

[Spleen]

[ QUOTE ]
son of a bitch

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero (t1496)
BB (t1780)
UTG (t2670)
UTG+1 (t2684)
MP1 (t4227)
MP2 (t4810)
MP3 (t790)
CO (t2675)
Button (t4334)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, T/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to t300</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, Hero calls t250, BB calls t200.

Flop: (t900) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t1196 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t1480</font>, MP1 calls t1480.

Turn: (t5056) 3/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t5056) 8/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t5056

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Results?

[Jimihat316]

Busto after the break, in brutal fashion.


PokerStars Game #7077560410: Tournament #35357621, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/11/18 - 17:05:42 (ET)
Table '35357621 4' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: Ferrari99 (4556 in chips)
Seat 3: MortenTA (2620 in chips)
Seat 4: PietM75 (3434 in chips)
Seat 5: dave_72o (2297 in chips)
Seat 6: Swiss T (4810 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: Jimihat316 (940 in chips)
Seat 8: willett72 (2675 in chips)
Seat 9: Attilio (4134 in chips)
Ferrari99: posts small blind 75
MortenTA: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jimihat316 [As Ad]
PietM75: folds
dave_72o: raises 450 to 600
Swiss T: folds
Jimihat316: raises 340 to 940 and is all-in
Swiss T has returned
willett72 has timed out
willett72: folds
willett72 is sitting out
Attilio: folds
Ferrari99: folds
MortenTA: folds
dave_72o: calls 340
*** FLOP *** [Ks 6d 6c]
*** TURN *** [Ks 6d 6c] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 6d 6c 8s] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dave_72o: shows [Qs Qd] (a full house, Queens full of Sixes)
Jimihat316: shows [As Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
dave_72o collected 2105 from pot
MortenTA said, "wowowowoow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2105 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 6d 6c 8s Qh]
Seat 2: Ferrari99 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: MortenTA (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PietM75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: dave_72o showed [Qs Qd] and won (2105) with a full house, Queens full of Sixes
Seat 6: Swiss T folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Jimihat316 showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 8: willett72 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Attilio (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[SavageMiser]

Yeah, if it wasn't for luck I'd win every tournament.

[Shaddux]

[ QUOTE ]
damn donkaments!

[/ QUOTE ]

[MortenTA]

out in 9th... RIGGED by tournament manager /images/graemlins/grin.gif

MP is lorez
BB is PietM
Hero is [censored]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP (t13203)
Button (t7066)
Hero (t4793)
BB (t5043)
UTG (t1237)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to t800</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2000</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t5018</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to t13178</font>, Hero calls t2768 (All-In).

Flop: (t23014) 4/images/graemlins/club.gif, T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t23014) T/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t23014) 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t23014

Hero has 9h 9d (two pair, tens and nines).
BB has Kc Ac (one pair, tens).
MP has Kh Ks (two pair, kings and tens).
Outcome: MP wins t23014.

[PietM]

[ QUOTE ]
BB has Kc Ac (one pair, tens).


[/ QUOTE ]

Where's the Ace when you need one?? LOL Donkaments!

Was fun though! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[jonyy6788]

You ever think about folding there? 3-way action 99=awful

[ajmargarine]

&lt;----bubble boy.

Lorez calls me light. I lose. K9 &lt; 87.

Lorez is banned for a week or so. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[MortenTA]

[ QUOTE ]
You ever think about folding there? 3-way action 99=awful

[/ QUOTE ]

nah.. didnt feel like folding

[Everlong]

LOREZ OBV RIGGED THIS MOFO wtfffffffffffffffffff

PokerStars Game #7078204706: Tournament #35357621, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/11/18 - 17:58:43 (ET)
Table '35357621 4' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: lowraise (27592 in chips)
Seat 2: ama0330 (8191 in chips)
Seat 7: Buitengewoon (3705 in chips)
Seat 8: GrumpyJohn (8193 in chips)
Seat 9: Attilio (4819 in chips)
lowraise: posts the ante 25
ama0330: posts the ante 25
Buitengewoon: posts the ante 25
GrumpyJohn: posts the ante 25
Attilio: posts the ante 25
Attilio: posts small blind 200
lowraise: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Attilio [Kc Js]
ama0330: folds
lowraise said, "lorez"
GrumpyJohn said, "im grunch damnit!"
Buitengewoon: folds
GrumpyJohn: folds
Buitengewoon said, ":)"
Attilio: raises 4394 to 4794 and is all-in
lowraise: calls 4394
*** FLOP *** [8c 6s 9d]
*** TURN *** [8c 6s 9d] [2h]
Attilio said, "LKLhkgljk.h,dgs hfamdgnADVCS"
Buitengewoon said, "rigged!"
*** RIVER *** [8c 6s 9d 2h] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Attilio: shows [Kc Js] (high card Ace)
lowraise: shows [9h Kh] (a pair of Nines)
lowraise collected 9713 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9713 | Rake 0
Board [8c 6s 9d 2h Ad]
Seat 1: lowraise (big blind) showed [9h Kh] and won (9713) with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: ama0330 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Buitengewoon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: GrumpyJohn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Attilio (small blind) showed [Kc Js] and lost with high card Ace

[evilempire]

Villian is lorez. I would have been the chip leader. I approve of his banning /images/graemlins/smile.gif
It was fun and I'll look forward to the next one.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

SB (t585)
BB (t1500)
UTG (t1170)
UTG+1 (t1465)
MP1 (t1185)
MP2 (t1505)
<font color="#C00000">CO (t4145)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t2485)</font>

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t120</font>, Hero calls t120, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: (t285) 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif, Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">CO bets t225</font>, Hero calls t225.

Turn: (t735) 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t500</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t1500</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2140</font>, CO calls t640.

River: (t5015) J/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t5015

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
CO has Qc Ah (flush, ace high).
Hero has 7h 8h (flush, jack high).
Outcome: CO wins t5015. </font>

[ajmargarine]

[ QUOTE ]

Attilio said, "LKLhkgljk.h,dgs hfamdgnADVCS"


[/ QUOTE ]

I like how some of that is in caps, and some is not.

Expert.

[Everlong]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

Attilio said, "LKLhkgljk.h,dgs hfamdgnADVCS"


[/ QUOTE ]

I like how some of that is in caps, and some is not.

Expert.

[/ QUOTE ]

Gotta go out in style?

[Al_Money]

[censored] I forgot about this, will play next time though.

[lorez]

[ QUOTE ]
&lt;----bubble boy.

Lorez calls me light. I lose. K9 &lt; 87.

Lorez is banned for a week or so. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

But it was suited /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[evilempire]

Congrats on the win and gj to everyone ITM

[kerplunkNL]

Congrats lorez! Even though I was BUSTO at 27th it was awesome!

[Everlong]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
&lt;----bubble boy.

Lorez calls me light. I lose. K9 &lt; 87.

Lorez is banned for a week or so. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]



But it was suited /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]


Even though you rigged this [censored] it was great fun. Thanks and congrats.

Nice meeting you all! /images/graemlins/heart.gif

[lorez]

well same time next month?

[ama0330]

LOL RIGGAMENTS

It sucks but 99 was def good vs his range.


HURRRTSSS

[Everlong]

Lorez' new title from the win should be:

ZOMG suited king I call

[ama0330]

i want a title /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Grunch]

Orange should get the custom title "Holding the Purses" for going out first. Lorez should get the title "King of the Kiddie Pool" for the win.


PokerStars Tournament #35357621, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
35 players
Total Prize Pool: $350.00
Tournament started - 2006/11/18 - 16:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/11/18 - 18:14:39 (ET)
1: lowraise (London), $140.00 (40%)
2: ama0330 (London), $84.00 (24%)
3: Buitengewoon (Amsterdam), $56.00 (16%)
4: GrumpyJohn (chicago), $42.00 (12%)
5: Attilio (Tullinge), $28.00 (8%)
6: ajmargarine (Carlos),
7: dave_72o (Chester),
8: PietM75 (Groningen),
9: MortenTA (vanlose),
10: Suprjack (Paris),
11: crookdimwit (Washington),
12: Kerouac (Pensacola),
13: Ferrari99 (Henderson),
14: Swiss T (Gainesville),
15: willett72 (Paynton),
16: SavageMiser (San Francisco),
17: Jimihat316 (Lansdale),
18: ledzinda (Lansdale),
19: Muhweli (Tampere),
20: PrnceImrahil (Halifax),
21: nubu (Espoo),
22: shotgut (Bagshot),
23: NitHunter (Smithtown),
24: theukgrinder (The Ghetto),
25: avfletch (Woking),
26: Jouster777 (Brookeville),
27: k3rplunk (Groningen),
28: KenYamada (Hollywood),
29: chenwood (cuttingsville),
30: zerosum79 (North Bethesda),
31: criminal (Edinburgh),
32: Antinome (Boston),
33: Supwithbates (Greenville),
34: speedgeezer (Oslo),
35: oI2ange (omaha),

[lorez]

so, was that a good advertisement for the hand review sessions? As that is where I learnt to play /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Great time guys. Sorry for the odd suck out and sorry for the odd good play. If I could rig it I'd do it more often and I have to say that I'm a little embarresed about the win.

If anyone thinks that it was a success let me know and I'll organinse another one. And if anyone wants to play a HORSE SNG I'll try and sort that out as well.

Cheers

Chris

[lorez]

[ QUOTE ]
Lorez' new title from the win should be:

ZOMG suited king I call

[/ QUOTE ]

Damn, you had PAHUD running!

I did have position and you covered by 5x

OK, off to lose my money, anyone fancy a 2+2 table at 10NL?

[kabouter]

It was fun guys, my favourite hand of the tournament was this one though /images/graemlins/smile.gif

*********** # 65 **************
PokerStars Game #7077947341: Tournament #35357621, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit -
Level VII (100/200) - 2006/11/18 - 17:37:56 (ET)
Table '35357621 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: crookdimwit (1433 in chips)
Seat 3: ajmargarine (2390 in chips)
Seat 5: Suprjack (1934 in chips)
Seat 6: GrumpyJohn (7021 in chips)
Seat 9: Buitengewoon (3910 in chips)
crookdimwit: posts the ante 25
ajmargarine: posts the ante 25
Suprjack: posts the ante 25
GrumpyJohn: posts the ante 25
Buitengewoon: posts the ante 25
Suprjack: posts small blind 100
GrumpyJohn: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Buitengewoon [Qh Kh]
Buitengewoon said, "me neither..."
Buitengewoon: raises 400 to 600
crookdimwit: folds
GrumpyJohn said, "if this were any other tourney we'd be at 5 players by now"
ajmargarine: raises 1765 to 2365 and is all-in
Suprjack: folds
GrumpyJohn: folds
Buitengewoon: calls 1765
*** FLOP *** [Jd Th 3h]
ajmargarine said, "gg gluch"
*** TURN *** [Jd Th 3h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Th 3h 6c] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Buitengewoon: shows [Qh Kh] (a pair of Tens)
ajmargarine: shows [Kc Js] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Buitengewoon said, "lol"
ajmargarine collected 5155 from pot
ajmargarine said, "oh man"
KenYamada [observer] said, "PLOLOL"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5155 | Rake 0
Board [Jd Th 3h 6c Tc]
Seat 1: crookdimwit folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ajmargarine (button) showed [Kc Js] and won (5155) with two pair, Jacks
and Tens
Seat 5: Suprjack (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: GrumpyJohn (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Buitengewoon showed [Qh Kh] and lost with a pair of Tens

[Imrahil]

It would be nice if the structure could be better, like 20 min levels and 2500 starting chips. Is that possible?

[Antinome]

I learned that trying to out-aggro 2+2ers doesn't work.

[ChipStorm]

[ QUOTE ]
[censored] I forgot about this, will play next time though.

[/ QUOTE ]

[EMc]

[ QUOTE ]
It would be nice if the structure could be better, like 20 min levels and 2500 starting chips. Is that possible?

[/ QUOTE ]

You cant choose the structure.

[_dave_]

Donkament was good fun, will play again next time /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Can we do a private rebuy? $5 rebuy would be sweet I think...

Congrats Lorez,

dave.

[Spleen]

AA no goot! Had fun in spite of obv riggedness /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[orange]

was fun time. 99 &gt; my J6o.

[Grunch]

[ QUOTE ]
I learned that trying to out-aggro 2+2ers doesn't work.

[/ QUOTE ]

You can. You just have to know how. You have to not be obvious anbout it, but be obvious at the same time.

Just ask AJ about the hand when I asked him if FE = 0.

[kidpokeher]

Obviously the secret to winning a donkament is to:

1) Get it all in with the worst hand, or

2) Set up the tournament yourself so Lee Jones will throw the throw the robusto switch on you for giving them monies.

Fun tourney everyone.

[avfletch]

Great fun guys. Would love to play another sometime soon.

[lorez]

I'll sort oe out for December (4 weeks time?) unless people want to go sooner?

It was fun, also knowing virtually everyone made it more fun. I'd post a few good hands from the tourney but I think there were too many to even start sifting through.

So, what do I get instead of a custom title (and I don't mean a ban!)? edit: I see now /images/graemlins/laugh.gif Do I get my old one back when someone wins next month?

[munkey]

Congrats on the sucess lorez - I think MR Fixit would have be a goot title too /images/graemlins/grin.gif

nah. well done and tks for organising shame I couldn't play and had to go out and eat steak
-maybe that's your secret /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[kolotoure]

theukgrinder (The Ghetto)

Best location ever

[crookdimwit]

Congrats and thanks to Lorez for setting up this entertaining catastrophe...

I hung on long enough to just not quite make the final table, but had a blast. Tough field for sure... The snarky in-tourney chat was great entertainment...

[Supwithbates]

I donked off all my chips semibluffing a straight draw into a set in blind level 2. Awful move, I was distracted at the time by a pesky roommate trying to trick me into washing his dishes.
Anywho, does anyone know why stars never charged me 11$ for the tourney? I just looked at the cashier and my roll is exactly the same as it was 2 days ago... very strange...

[theblitz]

I missed out on the tournament 'cos I didn't see it posted.
One problem is that because it is not sticky it vanishes very quickly from the first page.

[kolotoure]

Have more threads per page

[theblitz]

Increased it to 30.
In the time it took me to read you post, increase the number and come back it had already dropped down to nearly the bottom of the screen.

/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[EMc]

blitz,

It was sticked for like 3 weeks.

[theblitz]

I saw it there early on but not when the password was posted.
But then, I am getting senile (just look at the way I am playing poker) so I could be wrong.

[matrix]

[ QUOTE ]
Increased it to 30.
In the time it took me to read you post, increase the number and come back it had already dropped down to nearly the bottom of the screen.

/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

wtf nooooobz...

the correct number is 99.

[tufat23]

ama0330 didnt win. np. still though, HU for bankrolls?

[ama0330]

Well yeah I didn't win. But I think when you compensate for the "Entire tournament massively rigged in Lorez' favour" factor, I think I did well to have him at about 27k vs 23k HU. As for the final hand I did think about it a whole lot but given that I saw him push AI with JTs earlier in the tourney I rekon I was about 55/45 vs his range. Which is good enough for me.

Tufat we will have to postpone the $30 FIGHT YO until I get the internet =( and there was also another HU SNG grudge match I was supposed to have - cant remember the opponent - which I wasn't able to complete due to being at my gf's house and having to collect on her promise of "all night lovin for a top ten finish". /images/graemlins/heart.gif gf

[lorez]

[ QUOTE ]
As for the final hand I did think about it a whole lot but given that I saw him push AI with JTs earlier in the tourney I rekon I was about 55/45 vs his range. Which is good enough for me.

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow my meta game really worked then. /images/graemlins/cool.gif