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EnderW27
01-02-2006, 01:14 PM
Gallant limps in early at a passive table with 55.
Goofus limps in right after with an unsuited one gapper.

Gallant sees a flop of 5s-6s-7 and charges the table to draw with a pot sized bet.
Goofus calls passively because he is an amoeba swimming in his own filth.

Gallant sees the turn bring an offsuit A and still puts pressure on with another pot sized bet.
Goofus calls the bet because his bovine mind cannot comprehend words such as "fold."

Gallant watches an offsuit 9 come on the river and checks.
Goofus instantly checks behind and flips over T-8 offsuit.

Gallant stares at the monitor.
Gallant scratches his head.
Gallant stares at the monitor some more.

Goofus rakes in the pot.