DrewOnTilt
01-02-2006, 04:44 AM
I want to read about everyone else's funny online trash talk stories. Post away, 2+2ers.
I'm learning to play Omaha/8 and today was playing in a $50 pot limit game when I got into a raisefest on the flop with a set, a flush draw, and a weak low draw against another naked set. We ended up splitting the pot, but then jamieskates launched into a verbal tirade of ridiculous insults. I normally ignore such idiots but was in a smalk-talking mood today. The trash talk lasted well over an hour, and I was rolling in the floor laughing at how incredibly stupid it got.
I changed the online screen names here to protect the innocent - except for jamieskates, the offending trash talker. Anyone who runs into jamieskates online please feel free to tell him to stick it where the sun don't shine.
jamieskates: lucky u
DrewOnTilt: gah, only on party poker
DrewOnTilt: nh
DrewOnTilt: um, it's called having redraws
DrewOnTilt: learn about that sometime
jamieskates: redras
jamieskates: lol
jamieskates: u had middle set and a 8 hign flush draw
jamieskates: just shut up and keep playing ur middle sets in omaha
jamieskates: genius luck retard
DrewOnTilt: that i did
DrewOnTilt: let me know when your book comes out so i can get goot
jamieskates: wana play heaDS UP?
DrewOnTilt: no thanks i dont want to hear you XXXXX when you lose
jamieskates: lol nice excuse
jamieskates: considering its online poker and u can either 1 block chat or 2 disable it in the dealer stats
jamieskates: u stupid XXXXin retar
jamieskates: u XXXXin suck
DrewOnTilt: thanks ill keep that in mind
MrM: lol
MrM: Jamie, you sound like such a nice person
MrM: Is the reason you play online because you would get thrown out of a casino?
jamieskates: no i donyt play online onlinepoker is a joke
jamieskates: and ill XXXXin tear u heads up
jamieskates: so shut ur face
MrM: Oh
bones: lol
MrM: That made sense.
MrM: LOL
MrM: You don't play online poker huh
jamieskates: yea considering this is free money party put in this account
jamieskates: so i am playing this garbage
jamieskates: with u losers
DrewOnTilt: no jamie plays online because mommy wont let him go to the casino
DrewOnTilt: she won't drive him there
MrM: This is free money...but Jamie neverplaysonline
MrM: Ok
jamieskates: man ur retarded
jamieskates: u [censored]
jamieskates: party put fre money in this account to play with
MrM: Party poker must be giving away money to the wrong people
jamieskates: its a cashout restricted bonus
jamieskates: u stupid XXXX
MrM: You've never played on this site?
MrM: Bull xxxx
jamieskates: did i say that/
MrM: Yes you did
jamieskates: i deposited once
MrM: "I don't play poker online"
jamieskates: never play
MrM: Oh
jamieskates: this is fre money
jamieskates: sent to this account
MrM: Oh
jamieskates: wow finaly u udnerstand
jamieskates: took long enough retard face
MrM: You're not playing now?
DrewOnTilt:
DrewOnTilt: im loving this
bones: u2?
MrM: So you are not playing online poker right now Jamie.
MrM: That is weird because I see you on my table
jamieskates: man do u think ur funny
jamieskates: by making pointless statements
jamieskates: or u just showing ur intelligence
DrewOnTilt: no it's jamie's evil twin playing now
jamieskates: yea num 2
MrM: Must be a glitch
DrewOnTilt: "Are you just showing your intelligence" is the correct way to spell that, jamie
pmhcfc: must be a XXXXX more like'
jamieskates: yea u are retarded
jamieskates: lemme know when parryt gets a spell check
jamieskates: until then stfu
jamieskates: ur not funny or 'clever'
jamieskates: [censored]
jamieskates: [censored]
MrM: I love you jamie
DrewOnTilt: you could just turn off the chat, remember?
DrewOnTilt: lol monopoly
jamieskates: yea but this is entertainment for me
DrewOnTilt: that's the first time jamie ever heard the word "love" directed to him
DrewOnTilt: mommy beat him as a child
MrM: That's not true
jamieskates: lol
jamieskates: see thats why its funny
jamieskates: bec u online idiots
jamieskates: say things like that
jamieskates: ur mommy beat u as a child
jamieskates: which 1
jamieskates: if it were true
jamieskates: that woudl not be funny
jamieskates: or anything
jamieskates: and 2 it isnt true so ur not making any sense
bones: lmao
jamieskates: and 3, it shows how smart u are by saying such a stupid thing in the first place
jamieskates: u dubmass fu ccc k
MrM: I'm sure a lot of people love Jamie...who couldn't.
MrM: What a great person
MrM: And so friendly
DrewOnTilt: this is highly entertaining mr m, wouldnt you agree?
MrM: Uh oh
DrewOnTilt: oh darn mr personality is sitting out
MrM: Jamie can't take it.
DrewOnTilt: mommy came into the room and caught him
MrM: This chat must be too much
jamieskates: man u guys got it all figured out
jamieskates: i wonder how many of u are overweight
MrM: That's why I'm good at poker jamie
jamieskates: most likely 90 percent
jamieskates: lol ur not good at poker
MrM: LOL
bones: lol
jamieskates: playing
MrM: Overweight?
jamieskates: 50 pl
jamieskates: thers no way
jamieskates: u are good
jamieskates: u may think u are
jamieskates: but really ur not
MrM: What does that have to do with anything?
jamieskates: alot
MrM: I actually own a fitness center you dope
jamieskates: these games dont test or determine anyhting when it comes to skill inpoker
jamieskates: o wow
jamieskates: own a fitnes center
jamieskates: all the more likely ur fat
DrewOnTilt: oh wow, you got free money from party poker, you are SPECIAL
MrM: Ok jamie...you're making a lot of sense now
bones: this is hilarious
jamieskates: i know
jamieskates: ur all fat f u cks
jamieskates: and owning a fitnes center has nothing to do with being fat or not being fat
jamieskates: by ownership
jamieskates: does that mean u go
jamieskates: 4 times a week
jamieskates: adn workout
jamieskates: rigggght
jamieskates: fat fu ck
bones: well my dad could beat up your dad
MrM: More like 6 times a week...what does this have to do with poker again?
jamieskates: huh
jamieskates: who said it had anyhting to do with poker
MrM: You brought it up didn't you.
jamieskates: no i said ur fat
MrM: Oh ok
jamieskates: and u said something about a fitnes center
jamieskates: duh u [censored]
MrM: I brought up fitness center because that actually relates to not being fat.
jamieskates: lol
jamieskates: no
jamieskates: working ou does though
MrM: You brought up fat people because...I don't know
jamieskates: and eating right and being healthy
DrewOnTilt: jamie do you have any sisters?
MrM: Jamie...where are you going with this?
DrewOnTilt: i need to meet some nice women, and anyone related to you is bound to be a sweetheart
jamieskates: where are u going with this, im replying not leading
jamieskates: u dug urself a whole
jamieskates: fatty
jamieskates: eat some french fries
MrM: What?
bones: a 'whole'?
jamieskates: drew
jamieskates: u hav no luck with women
jamieskates: until u get o n a exercise plan
jamieskates: bascialy stop being fat
jamieskates: it should be against the law
jamieskates: for u XXXXers
jamieskates: well im gona go
jamieskates: and read a good book
jamieskates: this was fun
MrM: Why do you have to talk like that Jamie?
DrewOnTilt: oh no dont leave, you are such a wonderful addition to the table
MrM: I love you sooo much
jamieskates: lol
jamieskates: i sure hope u all dont have ur feelings hurt
jamieskates: and if u are then my advice is to not take things to seriously
bones: like spelling and grammar
jamieskates: happy new year mother XXXXers
jamieskates: bones i can type about 90 words a minute
jamieskates: with errors
jamieskates: but
bones: all incorrectly
DrewOnTilt: AHAHAHAhAHA
jamieskates: stfu
jamieskates: until u hav something interesting to say
jamieskates: bec im not checking my spelling
jamieskates: i dont giv a XXXX
DrewOnTilt: jamie you are so witty
jamieskates: u know what im saying
jamieskates: so u wanna cry abuot a e or u
jamieskates: out of place
jamieskates: then ur a XXXXin loser
bones: or 'whole'
DrewOnTilt: i thought you were leaving?
jamieskates: am abuot to
jamieskates: but honestly
bones: that's not typing, that's just stupid
jamieskates: then how are u responding to me
jamieskates: if u cant udnrstand
jamieskates: see
DrewOnTilt: see jamie now you even have bones rattling you
jamieskates: udnrstand
jamieskates: i bet u know what that means
DrewOnTilt: beforehand it was just me and mr m
jamieskates: bec u know how its misspelld
jamieskates: so stfu
jamieskates: i like mr m drew is kinda gay but ur a XXXXin idiot
jamieskates: good night happy new year XXXXers
bones: lmao
DrewOnTilt: live long and prosper
bones: i haven't had that much fun in awhile
DrewOnTilt: yeah guys i really suck at pocker, which is why i am up about $1800 over the last week
DrewOnTilt: poker
DrewOnTilt: i admit that was highly entertaining
MrM: Wow...jamie was a real treat
DrewOnTilt: well i normally stay quiet whenever someone XXXXXes
DrewOnTilt: but i put up with the live version of jamie for about 4 hours at the borgata this weekend
DrewOnTilt: and i'm just sick of poker whiners
bones: i won't say anything unless you're that stupid and pointless
DrewOnTilt: mr m and bones thanks for helping me with the entertainment tonight
bones: my pleasure
DrewOnTilt: but seriously
DrewOnTilt: in that one hand that started all this
DrewOnTilt: he played horribly and got lucky
bones: how do you know it's a he?
DrewOnTilt: a set, a flush draw, and a low draw is a favorite over just a set any day
bones: it was a chick on my screen
DrewOnTilt: no woman except Tonya Harding is capable of such trash talk
I'm learning to play Omaha/8 and today was playing in a $50 pot limit game when I got into a raisefest on the flop with a set, a flush draw, and a weak low draw against another naked set. We ended up splitting the pot, but then jamieskates launched into a verbal tirade of ridiculous insults. I normally ignore such idiots but was in a smalk-talking mood today. The trash talk lasted well over an hour, and I was rolling in the floor laughing at how incredibly stupid it got.
I changed the online screen names here to protect the innocent - except for jamieskates, the offending trash talker. Anyone who runs into jamieskates online please feel free to tell him to stick it where the sun don't shine.
jamieskates: lucky u
DrewOnTilt: gah, only on party poker
DrewOnTilt: nh
DrewOnTilt: um, it's called having redraws
DrewOnTilt: learn about that sometime
jamieskates: redras
jamieskates: lol
jamieskates: u had middle set and a 8 hign flush draw
jamieskates: just shut up and keep playing ur middle sets in omaha
jamieskates: genius luck retard
DrewOnTilt: that i did
DrewOnTilt: let me know when your book comes out so i can get goot
jamieskates: wana play heaDS UP?
DrewOnTilt: no thanks i dont want to hear you XXXXX when you lose
jamieskates: lol nice excuse
jamieskates: considering its online poker and u can either 1 block chat or 2 disable it in the dealer stats
jamieskates: u stupid XXXXin retar
jamieskates: u XXXXin suck
DrewOnTilt: thanks ill keep that in mind
MrM: lol
MrM: Jamie, you sound like such a nice person
MrM: Is the reason you play online because you would get thrown out of a casino?
jamieskates: no i donyt play online onlinepoker is a joke
jamieskates: and ill XXXXin tear u heads up
jamieskates: so shut ur face
MrM: Oh
bones: lol
MrM: That made sense.
MrM: LOL
MrM: You don't play online poker huh
jamieskates: yea considering this is free money party put in this account
jamieskates: so i am playing this garbage
jamieskates: with u losers
DrewOnTilt: no jamie plays online because mommy wont let him go to the casino
DrewOnTilt: she won't drive him there
MrM: This is free money...but Jamie neverplaysonline
MrM: Ok
jamieskates: man ur retarded
jamieskates: u [censored]
jamieskates: party put fre money in this account to play with
MrM: Party poker must be giving away money to the wrong people
jamieskates: its a cashout restricted bonus
jamieskates: u stupid XXXX
MrM: You've never played on this site?
MrM: Bull xxxx
jamieskates: did i say that/
MrM: Yes you did
jamieskates: i deposited once
MrM: "I don't play poker online"
jamieskates: never play
MrM: Oh
jamieskates: this is fre money
jamieskates: sent to this account
MrM: Oh
jamieskates: wow finaly u udnerstand
jamieskates: took long enough retard face
MrM: You're not playing now?
DrewOnTilt:
DrewOnTilt: im loving this
bones: u2?
MrM: So you are not playing online poker right now Jamie.
MrM: That is weird because I see you on my table
jamieskates: man do u think ur funny
jamieskates: by making pointless statements
jamieskates: or u just showing ur intelligence
DrewOnTilt: no it's jamie's evil twin playing now
jamieskates: yea num 2
MrM: Must be a glitch
DrewOnTilt: "Are you just showing your intelligence" is the correct way to spell that, jamie
pmhcfc: must be a XXXXX more like'
jamieskates: yea u are retarded
jamieskates: lemme know when parryt gets a spell check
jamieskates: until then stfu
jamieskates: ur not funny or 'clever'
jamieskates: [censored]
jamieskates: [censored]
MrM: I love you jamie
DrewOnTilt: you could just turn off the chat, remember?
DrewOnTilt: lol monopoly
jamieskates: yea but this is entertainment for me
DrewOnTilt: that's the first time jamie ever heard the word "love" directed to him
DrewOnTilt: mommy beat him as a child
MrM: That's not true
jamieskates: lol
jamieskates: see thats why its funny
jamieskates: bec u online idiots
jamieskates: say things like that
jamieskates: ur mommy beat u as a child
jamieskates: which 1
jamieskates: if it were true
jamieskates: that woudl not be funny
jamieskates: or anything
jamieskates: and 2 it isnt true so ur not making any sense
bones: lmao
jamieskates: and 3, it shows how smart u are by saying such a stupid thing in the first place
jamieskates: u dubmass fu ccc k
MrM: I'm sure a lot of people love Jamie...who couldn't.
MrM: What a great person
MrM: And so friendly
DrewOnTilt: this is highly entertaining mr m, wouldnt you agree?
MrM: Uh oh
DrewOnTilt: oh darn mr personality is sitting out
MrM: Jamie can't take it.
DrewOnTilt: mommy came into the room and caught him
MrM: This chat must be too much
jamieskates: man u guys got it all figured out
jamieskates: i wonder how many of u are overweight
MrM: That's why I'm good at poker jamie
jamieskates: most likely 90 percent
jamieskates: lol ur not good at poker
MrM: LOL
bones: lol
jamieskates: playing
MrM: Overweight?
jamieskates: 50 pl
jamieskates: thers no way
jamieskates: u are good
jamieskates: u may think u are
jamieskates: but really ur not
MrM: What does that have to do with anything?
jamieskates: alot
MrM: I actually own a fitness center you dope
jamieskates: these games dont test or determine anyhting when it comes to skill inpoker
jamieskates: o wow
jamieskates: own a fitnes center
jamieskates: all the more likely ur fat
DrewOnTilt: oh wow, you got free money from party poker, you are SPECIAL
MrM: Ok jamie...you're making a lot of sense now
bones: this is hilarious
jamieskates: i know
jamieskates: ur all fat f u cks
jamieskates: and owning a fitnes center has nothing to do with being fat or not being fat
jamieskates: by ownership
jamieskates: does that mean u go
jamieskates: 4 times a week
jamieskates: adn workout
jamieskates: rigggght
jamieskates: fat fu ck
bones: well my dad could beat up your dad
MrM: More like 6 times a week...what does this have to do with poker again?
jamieskates: huh
jamieskates: who said it had anyhting to do with poker
MrM: You brought it up didn't you.
jamieskates: no i said ur fat
MrM: Oh ok
jamieskates: and u said something about a fitnes center
jamieskates: duh u [censored]
MrM: I brought up fitness center because that actually relates to not being fat.
jamieskates: lol
jamieskates: no
jamieskates: working ou does though
MrM: You brought up fat people because...I don't know
jamieskates: and eating right and being healthy
DrewOnTilt: jamie do you have any sisters?
MrM: Jamie...where are you going with this?
DrewOnTilt: i need to meet some nice women, and anyone related to you is bound to be a sweetheart
jamieskates: where are u going with this, im replying not leading
jamieskates: u dug urself a whole
jamieskates: fatty
jamieskates: eat some french fries
MrM: What?
bones: a 'whole'?
jamieskates: drew
jamieskates: u hav no luck with women
jamieskates: until u get o n a exercise plan
jamieskates: bascialy stop being fat
jamieskates: it should be against the law
jamieskates: for u XXXXers
jamieskates: well im gona go
jamieskates: and read a good book
jamieskates: this was fun
MrM: Why do you have to talk like that Jamie?
DrewOnTilt: oh no dont leave, you are such a wonderful addition to the table
MrM: I love you sooo much
jamieskates: lol
jamieskates: i sure hope u all dont have ur feelings hurt
jamieskates: and if u are then my advice is to not take things to seriously
bones: like spelling and grammar
jamieskates: happy new year mother XXXXers
jamieskates: bones i can type about 90 words a minute
jamieskates: with errors
jamieskates: but
bones: all incorrectly
DrewOnTilt: AHAHAHAhAHA
jamieskates: stfu
jamieskates: until u hav something interesting to say
jamieskates: bec im not checking my spelling
jamieskates: i dont giv a XXXX
DrewOnTilt: jamie you are so witty
jamieskates: u know what im saying
jamieskates: so u wanna cry abuot a e or u
jamieskates: out of place
jamieskates: then ur a XXXXin loser
bones: or 'whole'
DrewOnTilt: i thought you were leaving?
jamieskates: am abuot to
jamieskates: but honestly
bones: that's not typing, that's just stupid
jamieskates: then how are u responding to me
jamieskates: if u cant udnrstand
jamieskates: see
DrewOnTilt: see jamie now you even have bones rattling you
jamieskates: udnrstand
jamieskates: i bet u know what that means
DrewOnTilt: beforehand it was just me and mr m
jamieskates: bec u know how its misspelld
jamieskates: so stfu
jamieskates: i like mr m drew is kinda gay but ur a XXXXin idiot
jamieskates: good night happy new year XXXXers
bones: lmao
DrewOnTilt: live long and prosper
bones: i haven't had that much fun in awhile
DrewOnTilt: yeah guys i really suck at pocker, which is why i am up about $1800 over the last week
DrewOnTilt: poker
DrewOnTilt: i admit that was highly entertaining
MrM: Wow...jamie was a real treat
DrewOnTilt: well i normally stay quiet whenever someone XXXXXes
DrewOnTilt: but i put up with the live version of jamie for about 4 hours at the borgata this weekend
DrewOnTilt: and i'm just sick of poker whiners
bones: i won't say anything unless you're that stupid and pointless
DrewOnTilt: mr m and bones thanks for helping me with the entertainment tonight
bones: my pleasure
DrewOnTilt: but seriously
DrewOnTilt: in that one hand that started all this
DrewOnTilt: he played horribly and got lucky
bones: how do you know it's a he?
DrewOnTilt: a set, a flush draw, and a low draw is a favorite over just a set any day
bones: it was a chick on my screen
DrewOnTilt: no woman except Tonya Harding is capable of such trash talk