Andy Roddick (potentially nsfw if you work for puritans)

[El Diablo]

High-stakes poker player?

[Boris]

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High-stakes poker player?

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No idea. But if he nails Martina Hingis he will be the coolest tennis player ever.

[MCS]

I heard that on PTI.

[Banks2334]

Said he was playing some at the Aussie Millions but just to relax. Must be nice.

[Zele]

Looks like he's nailing Maria Sharapova. link (http://msn.foxsports.com/tennis/story/5255582)

[El Diablo]

Boris,

He used to nail Mandy Moore and now he is nailing Maria Sharapova. And she sweats him while he plays high-stakes poker!

[Zeno]

Who the Hell is Andy Roddick and why should I care?

-Zeno, Too many Makers Mark?

[Zeno]

And just who the fu*k is Mandy Moore and this other gangbanger you are babbling about?

-Zeno, I am moving to China soon, so suck it you Amercian Assholes.

[Zeno]

Get a life Boris.

-Zeno

[Zeno]

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I heard that on PTI.

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What the hell is that?

Read a book instead.

-Zeno

[BluffTHIS!]

El D, out of curiosity, who sweats you?

[whiskeytown]

Yep - it's official - I hate him...

anyone who taps that ass of Maria's goes on my enemies list.

RB

[Peter666]

There are thousands of Maria Sharapova look-a-likes in Russia and Ukraine. Just get a mail order bride.

[thedarknight]

andy doesn't care how bad/good looking maria is, tail is tail, and andy loves tail.

there is a story of a girl who was studying abroad in belgium got to hangout with the US David Cup Team. She has pictures of the team. That night Andy wanted to shack it with her friend, but she refused because she had a boyfriend. He stomped off like a crybaby.

He also got it on with Melinda on Real World, which resulted in Danny retaliating on the show.

[goodguy_1]

I agree I dont get the fascination with Maria Sharapova-she is nice looking but nothing exceptional on the other hand Mandy Moore is very yummy-clean looking and natural-very hot.

[CCx]

as a tennis player, part of sharapova's hotness to me comes from the fact that she's awesome at tennis - the other part comes from the fact that i'd like to plow her

[dlk9s]

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as a tennis player, part of sharapova's hotness to me comes from the fact that she's awesome at tennis - the other part comes from the fact that i'd like to plow her

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Well played.

[Boris]

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Boris,

He used to nail Mandy Moore and now he is nailing Maria Sharapova. And she sweats him while he plays high-stakes poker!

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Wow. What a playa.

Now that I think about it, Hingis is an old lady so it makes sense to go for Sharapova.

[highlife]

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Yep - it's official - I hate him...

anyone who taps that ass of Maria's goes on my enemies list.

RB

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mandy is WAY hotter, but not as rich.

[Lady Dont Tekno]

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Boris,

He used to nail Mandy Moore and now he is nailing Maria Sharapova. And she sweats him while he plays high-stakes poker!

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This can only be topped by nailing both of them at the same time.

[El Diablo]

tdk,

"He also got it on with Melinda on Real World, which resulted in Danny retaliating on the show. "

More info on that, please. Mel seems like a [censored], so it seems like it would be easy for Andy to nail her, but I was just wondering what you meant by "Danny retaliating." I thought this season was stupid, so didn't watch very much - perhaps I need to watch the next marathon!

Anyway, I'm still curious if anyone knows what stakes Andy was playing in the "private high-stakes poker room" during the Aussie Millions tourney.

[Zeno]

So I woke up this morning, stare at the ceiling thinking that it is saturday. After checking the clock and comtemplating for five minutes, it dawns on me that it is Friday and I have to get up and go to work. I lost a day someplace and I still have no idea who this Andy person is. Or who these woman are. Or why my Maker's Mark bottle is empty.

Wisely, the thread is booming along nicely.

Sorry for my caustic interruptions.



-Zeno

[jedi]

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Boris,

He used to nail Mandy Moore and now he is nailing Maria Sharapova. And she sweats him while he plays high-stakes poker!

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If I had the opportunity to nail Maria Sharapova, I certainly woudln't be spending my time with her playing high stakes poker.

[J.A.Sucker]

Boris,

You have good taste. I've always been way into Hingis' Thingisis for some time. She's always been #1 on my female tennis player list.

[Tugena]

Well considering that most women tennis players look like men could add to the perceived hotness of Maria Sharapova.

That and the fact that she is smoking [censored] hot.

[thedarknight]

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tdk,

"He also got it on with Melinda on Real World, which resulted in Danny retaliating on the show. "

More info on that, please. Mel seems like a [censored], so it seems like it would be easy for Andy to nail her, but I was just wondering what you meant by "Danny retaliating." I thought this season was stupid, so didn't watch very much - perhaps I need to watch the next marathon!

Anyway, I'm still curious if anyone knows what stakes Andy was playing in the "private high-stakes poker room" during the Aussie Millions tourney.

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just google it i'm too lazy to find the sites that spread this rumor. On the "Things You Haven't Seen" last get-together of the real world austin, Danny apparently was saying, "I hate [censored] Andy Roddick"...not exactly that but something like that, however, Andy didn't sign any of the release forms to show himself on TV. Mel and Andy just stuck to emailing each other, but Andy claims she hooked it up. Mel says no they didn't. Just the 'he said, she said' bullcrap.

[MCS]

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Read a book instead.

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It's not like they're exclusive. Maybe you need to relax. Next time you feel like reading, watch some TV instead.

[P.Dirty]

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Looks like he's nailing Maria Sharapova. link (http://msn.foxsports.com/tennis/story/5255582)

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http://msn.foxsports.com/id/3356734_7_2.jpg

[Boris]

I hope that's not the best you could come up with.

[El Diablo]

http://www.focusmag.gr/id/files/158346/maria_sharapova_008.jpg

http://www.mariaworld.net/modelling32.jpg

http://www.corriere.it/Media/Foto/2004/08_Agosto/02/SHARA.jpg

http://www.famous-people-search.com/maria_sharapova/maria_sharapova_pictures/maria_sharapova_008.jpg

[Boris]

Nice.
Actually I was trying to burn Zeno. But good pics anyways.

[Zeno]

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I hope that's not the best you could come up with.

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Boris,

At the time it probable was. I am somewhat embarrassed but it is my own fault.

It was an inappropriate remark.

I apologize.

-Zeno

[beyeond]

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as a tennis player, part of sharapova's hotness to me comes from the fact that she's awesome at tennis - the other part comes from the fact that i'd like to plow her

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[jaydub]

jedi,

If you were roddick, you would "bang her" before hitting the tables and let her sweat you for luck, but only after she begged. It's all about perspective

J

[Boris]

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I hope that's not the best you could come up with.

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Boris,

At the time it probable was. I am somewhat embarrassed but it is my own fault.

It was an inappropriate remark.

I apologize.

-Zeno

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I thought it was appropriate, if unimaginative.

[BeerMoney]

Rumor has it, andy roddick plays party poker. Seriously.

[thedarknight]

he's probably the guy who steams off his chips at 30/60 after getting his ass beat by roger.

[bones]

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Rumor has it, andy roddick plays party poker. Seriously.

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This is my new favorite rumor.

[El Diablo]

Beer,

He's apparently been hanging out w/ Phil Hellmuth and taking lessons from him. I'm disappointed nobody playing in the Aussie Millions has been able to provide more details, though!

[MicroBob]

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as a tennis player, part of sharapova's hotness to me comes from the fact that she's awesome at tennis - the other part comes from the fact that i'd like to plow her

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You guys aren't even mentioning all that primal-grunting she does out there.
This is an extremely important aspect that should not be overlooked.


That said, I've always been a Hingis guy. I was one of the very few (so it seemed) who preferred her to Kournikova back in the day.
Quite excited I am that she's making a comeback

[BeerMoney]

Bob, what's nice about Hingis is that she's such a crafty player. She's out there painting the lines and playing a smart match. Its very feminine, and what I like to see when I watch women's sports.

Anna any day though, sorry.

[andyfox]

. . . he's having trouble with a tennis player from Cyprus just now.

[Russ M.]

He's not gonna win playing from 6 feet behind the baseline.

[MicroBob]

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Anna any day though, sorry.

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Well...obviously this is the sentiment of just about EVERYONE.
But for some reason I always dug Hingis BIG TIME (and while I like watching tennis...this particular appreciation has nothing to do with her tennis ability).

Why I've been so pro-Hingis I'm not exactly quite sure I can say. It's kind of like an Alizee thing for me I think.


This is 1998-99 Hingis though.
She's still pretty cute now imo...but she's either lost a little something or I've grown out of that phase a little bit (probably the latter).


Kournikova's lost a lot of her looks though I believe (thought I saw a pic a few mths ago)

[thedarknight]

andy roddick = jopke = most overrated tennis player in the game..

at least he has a poker career to fall back on

[Sluss]

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But for some reason I always dug Hingis BIG TIME

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FWIW, this is the sentiment of most of the sportswriters I have talked to that had to cover tennis a few times. A lot of it I think had to do with Anna being a complete and total self absorbed bitch. Which would turn me off.

I kind of like this new Hingis with the tan that looks like it comes more from a bathing suit than a t-shirt and she has lost some of that extra muscle from her legs, much more shapely.

[beyeond]

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But for some reason I always dug Hingis BIG TIME

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FWIW, this is the sentiment of most of the sportswriters I have talked to that had to cover tennis a few times. A lot of it I think had to do with Anna being a complete and total self absorbed bitch. Which would turn me off.

I kind of like this new Hingis with the tan that looks like it comes more from a bathing suit than a t-shirt and she has lost some of that extra muscle from her legs, much more shapely.

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What I would like to do to Martina Hingis may be illegal in some states.

[Quicksilvre]

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But for some reason I always dug Hingis BIG TIME

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FWIW, this is the sentiment of most of the sportswriters I have talked to that had to cover tennis a few times. A lot of it I think had to do with Anna being a complete and total self absorbed bitch. Which would turn me off.

I kind of like this new Hingis with the tan that looks like it comes more from a bathing suit than a t-shirt and she has lost some of that extra muscle from her legs, much more shapely.

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You two are making me feel much better about my own infatuation with Hingis. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[kidcolin]

I also think Anna is overrated. I kind of equate her with a lot of the club-[censored] type chicks, who are hot in some sense, but being a hot [censored] is all they got going for them, and that lowers their score big time. So I end up digging the chick at the library or the local barista with the cute smile instead.

[CCx]

for what it's worth i'd break hingis in half, too

recent photo from oddjack:

http://www.oddjack.com/gambling/images/australian_open_ass_01.jpg

[NhlNut]

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This is 1998-99 Hingis though.
She's still pretty cute now imo...but she's either lost a little something or I've grown out of that phase a little bit (probably the latter).

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Hingis did it for me also.
I just saw her on tv. She looked considerably thinner. A lot less ass.

[KaneKungFu123]

fame really does it for you guys??

[NhlNut]

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fame really does it for you guys??

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no, pretty much anything in a skirt.

[NLfool]

1. It's not going to work out for Andy-Maria. If your girlfriend has a better backhand than you it only spells trouble

2. He looks far too tired because he's banging mandy moore, the blond model after mandy, and maria.

3. Doesn't move well at all, has trouble with low mid court balls and can't approach on them. His volleys suck

He sucks and will be dating a 2nd tier supermodel soon. Poor guy.

BTW no one will beat Federer. Not even Sampras in his prime on grass (now there is a tennis player that can play poker). Rod Laver in his prime with an graphite racket has no chance. Fedex will take the Grand Slam.

[jedi]

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jedi,

If you were roddick, you would "bang her" before hitting the tables and let her sweat you for luck, but only after she begged. It's all about perspective

J

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Well, if I just HAD to play poker, I'd be doing it online while banging her. When I was done, I'd continue to play poker until we were both ready for another round.

[Boris]

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jedi,

If you were roddick, you would "bang her" before hitting the tables and let her sweat you for luck, but only after she begged. It's all about perspective

J

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Well, if I just HAD to play poker, I'd be doing it online while banging her. When I was done, I'd continue to play poker until we were both ready for another round.

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Would you let her play for you when you have to to pee-pee?

[CCx]

hingis update:

http://espn-att.starwave.com/photo/2006/0509/ten_g_hingis_275.jpg

RAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

lol

[acesfall]

That made me LOL good.

[thedude4life]

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BTW no one will beat Federer. Not even Sampras in his prime on grass (now there is a tennis player that can play poker). Rod Laver in his prime with an graphite racket has no chance. Fedex will take the Grand Slam.

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rafael nadal seems to have his number thus far (4-1 vs fed). he beat him fairly easily in monte carlo a couple weeks back in the final, and beat him earlier this year on a hardcourt (in dubai i believe).

[SackUp]

That Hingis pic is AWFUL - I'd almost see the Williams sisters than that

[TheMainEvent]

Stretching to avoid injury is crucial.

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8923/sharapova9hk.jpg

[LozColbert]

I always had a thing for Monica Seles way back in the day.

Which is weird, because normally I have very high standards. Maybe it was the grunting. I like that. It's hot.

[ononimo]

Thank you, TheMainEvent.

[NLfool]

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BTW no one will beat Federer. Not even Sampras in his prime on grass (now there is a tennis player that can play poker). Rod Laver in his prime with an graphite racket has no chance. Fedex will take the Grand Slam.

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rafael nadal seems to have his number thus far (4-1 vs fed). he beat him fairly easily in monte carlo a couple weeks back in the final, and beat him earlier this year on a hardcourt (in dubai i believe).

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well I take it back for clay courts, only. I still think Fed is the 2nd best clay courter in the world and if Nadal has a hiccup at the French, Fed can win the grand slam 1 year

[Daliman]

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BTW no one will beat Federer. Not even Sampras in his prime on grass (now there is a tennis player that can play poker). Rod Laver in his prime with an graphite racket has no chance. Fedex will take the Grand Slam.

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rafael nadal seems to have his number thus far (4-1 vs fed). he beat him fairly easily in monte carlo a couple weeks back in the final, and beat him earlier this year on a hardcourt (in dubai i believe).

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Nadals' record vs Federer is skewed as I believe most hapened on clay, RF's worst surface, easily, and RN is a clay specialist, for the most part.

[thedude4life]

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Nadals' record vs Federer is skewed as I believe most hapened on clay, RF's worst surface, easily, and RN is a clay specialist, for the most part.

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nadal's best surface is clay for sure (he is close to the all time record for consecutive wins), but he is no longer a specialist. he won 2 masters series events last year (federer didnt play in either), and 2 of his 4 wins against fed were on hardcourts.

in the matches ive seen federer play nadal on clay, federer did not play his best (although much of this is probably due to nadal's style). there were patches where he would play at a high level and he basically manhandled nadal, but he could never maintain.