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[NHFunkii]

I'm just making this thread cause my table is RIDICULOUS

karecon, muchakja, unbr3akable, and greasytony (I know muchakja is corey cheresnik, not sure who the others are but I recognize them all)

I have 18k chips, everyone is still pushing omg omg omg

[kleath]

In, first hand TT > KT and KQ to get up to 7500.

[JCool]

I'm watching now. Ur table rocks Funkii!

[BadgerPro]

I had a good table then got moved and now I'm table leader with 4500.

[NHFunkii]

SDLKSADJKJK;LGKJAS worst beat ever

up to 24k but my table just changed. god damnit.

[JCool]

you could've gotten to 100k without that table break

[NHFunkii]

note that muchakja and I are the two chipleaders of the tournament.

[BadgerPro]

masokist said, "i had 33 nice all in idiot"
chagiie: folds
mikeynobluff: folds
masokist: folds
BadgerPro: folds
chexAndRaise: folds
TaJaRG23: folds
BadgerPro said, "maybe you should grow a pair and call"

Edit: More goodies

BadgerPro said, "QJ... lol"
masokist said, "your dad is a q"

a little while later:

masokist said, "kj lol"
BadgerPro said, "your mom is a k"

[NHFunkii]

hahahaha

[JCool]

LMAO

[BadgerPro]

Of course I couldn't win two all-ins in a row if my life depended on it. Seriously, look at those pathetic stacks.

PokerStars Game #5053383911: Tournament #25061039, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/05/25 - 22:56:45 (ET)
Table '25061039 12' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: TaJaRG23 (1285 in chips)
Seat 2: burgertits (2950 in chips)
Seat 3: Dr. Mouse (4155 in chips)
Seat 4: Tutnik (4125 in chips)
Seat 5: chagiie (3460 in chips)
Seat 6: mikeynobluff (1255 in chips)
Seat 7: masokist (7030 in chips)
Seat 8: BadgerPro (6165 in chips)
Seat 9: chexAndRaise (5815 in chips)
BadgerPro: posts small blind 25
chexAndRaise: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BadgerPro [Jh Kh]
TaJaRG23: folds
burgertits: folds
BadgerPro said, "you can read?"
Dr. Mouse: calls 50
Tutnik: folds
chagiie: calls 50
mikeynobluff: folds
masokist said, "3rd grade level and improving"
masokist: calls 50
BadgerPro: raises 6115 to 6165 and is all-in
chexAndRaise: folds
Dr. Mouse: folds
chagiie: calls 3410 and is all-in
masokist: folds
*** FLOP *** [As 5c 8h]
*** TURN *** [As 5c 8h] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [As 5c 8h 2s] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BadgerPro: shows [Jh Kh] (high card Ace)
chagiie: shows [Td Jd] (a pair of Tens)
BadgerPro said, "nh"
chagiie collected 7070 from pot
chagiie said, "tx"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7070 | Rake 0
Board [As 5c 8h 2s Th]
Seat 1: TaJaRG23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: burgertits folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Dr. Mouse folded before Flop
Seat 4: Tutnik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: chagiie showed [Td Jd] and won (7070) with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: mikeynobluff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: masokist (button) folded before Flop
Seat 8: BadgerPro (small blind) showed [Jh Kh] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 9: chexAndRaise (big blind) folded before Flop

[BadgerPro]

This is horrible my table is actually playing poker!

Timebanks are being used and everything!!!!!!!!!!

WTF!!!

[JCool]

I was stuck at a stingy table too...and of course, only 5k at the break because i just refuse to be the donator today.

[kleath]

just under 11k at the break, cmon luckboxiness

[10K-in-Clay]

16K after addon in for 31 /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[NHFunkii]

30k after addon, in for 71

[JCool]

oh and just to tell you how stingy, there are 3 smaller stacks then me at my table.

[BadgerPro]

[ QUOTE ]
I was stuck at a stingy table too...and of course, only 5k at the break because i just refuse to be the donator today.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, I donated a little but played a pretty good controlled maniac strategy. I had a shot with that KJs vs JTs but got rivered.

After I doubled through the guy I was trash talking earlier with 52s > A6o. I think he called because he hates me I calmed down and figured one double would have to do.

At 8k at the break for $91.

[BadgerPro]

OHHHHHHH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST HAND BACK!!!!

Nothing better than busting the punk who's been trash talking you the whole rebuy period. Nice slow play with AA!

PokerStars Game #5053720816: Tournament #25061039, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/05/25 - 23:22:25 (ET)
Table '25061039 12' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: TaJaRG23 (2620 in chips)
Seat 2: burgertits (9100 in chips)
Seat 3: worm1967 (5000 in chips)
Seat 4: Tutnik (13075 in chips)
Seat 5: chagiie (5920 in chips)
Seat 6: mikeynobluff (2905 in chips)
Seat 7: masokist (6835 in chips)
Seat 8: BadgerPro (8020 in chips)
Seat 9: chexAndRaise (6590 in chips)
TaJaRG23: posts small blind 75
burgertits: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BadgerPro [Td 9d]
worm1967: folds
Tutnik has timed out
Tutnik: folds
Tutnik is sitting out
chagiie: folds
mikeynobluff: folds
masokist: calls 150
BadgerPro: calls 150
chexAndRaise: calls 150
TaJaRG23: folds
burgertits: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jd Ks 7d]
burgertits: checks
masokist: bets 900
BadgerPro: raises 6970 to 7870 and is all-in
chexAndRaise: calls 6440 and is all-in
burgertits: folds
masokist: calls 5785 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Jd Ks 7d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Ks 7d Qc] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
masokist: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
BadgerPro: shows [Td 9d] (a straight, Nine to King)
chagiie said, "lol"
BadgerPro collected 490 from side pot
chexAndRaise: shows [Jh Kh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
BadgerPro said, "gg guys"
BadgerPro collected 19995 from main pot
chagiie said, "nh"
nazareneoh is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20485 Main pot 19995. Side pot 490. | Rake 0
Board [Jd Ks 7d Qc 4h]
Seat 1: TaJaRG23 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: burgertits (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: worm1967 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Tutnik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: chagiie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: mikeynobluff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: masokist showed [Ah Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: BadgerPro showed [Td 9d] and won (20485) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 9: chexAndRaise (button) showed [Jh Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks

[yellowdoyle]

27k after addon. Decent rebuy table.

edit: in for 91

[10K-in-Clay]

WTF just got moved to Rizen's Imediate right, lee hates me

[JCool]

I played 136 hands and my best hand of them all was TT. Wouldnt u know it would knock me out

[kleath]

24k at 2nd break, still trying to get some luckboxing going.

[10K-in-Clay]

down to 12K

[invisibleleadsoup]

16k at the break

[NHFunkii]

32k... gained like 1.5k 2nd hour, oh well

[BadgerPro]

Just had this hand. The guy then stays on to rail me for a while and say how I had a nice catch. Then says something about being pot committed... I don't know WTF he was talking about.

PokerStars Game #5054611292: Tournament #25061039, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2006/05/26 - 00:41:35 (ET)
Table '25061039 101' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Gebre (6726 in chips)
Seat 2: plattsburgh (16531 in chips)
Seat 3: Babylon1 (8405 in chips)
Seat 4: dealingriver (13766 in chips)
Seat 5: thesea (13827 in chips)
Seat 6: BadgerPro (25245 in chips)
Seat 7: Ironcat (14965 in chips)
Seat 8: xxpokergalxx (69807 in chips)
Seat 9: kingdueshy (51233 in chips)
Gebre: posts the ante 50
plattsburgh: posts the ante 50
Babylon1: posts the ante 50
dealingriver: posts the ante 50
thesea: posts the ante 50
BadgerPro: posts the ante 50
Ironcat: posts the ante 50
xxpokergalxx: posts the ante 50
kingdueshy: posts the ante 50
BadgerPro: posts small blind 300
Ironcat: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BadgerPro [6c 6s]
xxpokergalxx: raises 1200 to 1800
kingdueshy: folds
Gebre: folds
plattsburgh: folds
Babylon1: folds
dealingriver: folds
thesea: calls 1800
BadgerPro: calls 1500
Ironcat: folds
*** FLOP *** [6d Qs 5h]
BadgerPro: checks
xxpokergalxx: checks
thesea: bets 11977 and is all-in
BadgerPro: calls 11977
xxpokergalxx: folds
*** TURN *** [6d Qs 5h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [6d Qs 5h 8h] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BadgerPro: shows [6c 6s] (three of a kind, Sixes)
thesea: shows [Kc Kd] (a pair of Kings)
BadgerPro collected 30404 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30404 | Rake 0
Board [6d Qs 5h 8h 2h]
Seat 1: Gebre folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: plattsburgh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Babylon1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dealingriver folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: thesea (button) showed [Kc Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: BadgerPro (small blind) showed [6c 6s] and won (30404) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 7: Ironcat (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: xxpokergalxx folded on the Flop
Seat 9: kingdueshy folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[kleath]

Just over 100k right now, I very rarely slowplay aces but it worked for me earlier to double+ me up.

[NHFunkii]

49k at the break. was at almost 90k but I restole vs a button raise... guy was freakin crazy aggressive. he called with 55 and beat my k3 /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[kleath]

47k at break, QQ against KK, played it poorly. Like a 130k pot:(

[yellowdoyle]

I watched that pot Kleath, lol_E is getting to you at all? Anways, i went from 40k at 2nd break to out pretty quick, bummer.

[kleath]

[ QUOTE ]
I watched that pot Kleath, lol_E is getting to you at all? Anways, i went from 40k at 2nd break to out pretty quick, bummer.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nah not getting to me, its just when he 3 bet it I knew he was good, and I still pushed, my mind was saying flat call my hand was saying POOOSH.

[NHFunkii]

[ QUOTE ]
I watched that pot Kleath, lol_E is getting to you at all? Anways, i went from 40k at 2nd break to out pretty quick, bummer.

[/ QUOTE ]

he's on my table now
any reads?

[kleath]

out in 124th or something, battle of blinds tp + oesd gets rivered by 2nd pair, woohoo...

[Number27]

Nice double up Funki.