I am shaking with anger.

[cnfuzzd]

From my session tonight.

We begin with this:


Hero ($425.15)
BB ($518.86)
UTG ($200)
MP ($216)
Button ($79.80)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif, K/images/graemlins/club.gif. Hero posts a blind of $1. UTG posts a blind of $2.
UTG (poster) checks, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $2, Hero (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($8) 6/images/graemlins/club.gif, 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, K/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $6</font>, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $18</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $12.

Turn: ($44) 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $15</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $65</font>, UTG calls $50.

River: ($174) 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks.

Final Pot: $174

on the turn:

Holdem Hi: 44 enumerated boards containing 6c 5d 3d Kh
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Kc 5h 30 68.18 14 31.82 0 0.00 0.682
Ad Kd 14 31.82 30 68.18 0 0.00 0.318


Now onto

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter (http://www.pokerhand.org)

Button ($165.45)
Hero ($237.85)
BB ($242.54)
UTG ($78.85)
MP ($76.78)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T/images/graemlins/club.gif, T/images/graemlins/heart.gif. Hero posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $2, Hero (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($6) 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif, T/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $6</font>, BB calls $6, Button calls $6.

Turn: ($24) 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, Button checks.

River: ($24) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Hero bets 23, BB raises to 46, Button calls, Hero Goes Arr In, BB cals, BUTTON CALLS.

Final Pot: A FUCKTON OF MONIES

on the flop

Holdem Hi: 903 enumerated boards containing Ts 9s 7s
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
8s 7h 203 22.48 682 75.53 18 1.99 0.231
Ks 2h 182 20.16 703 77.85 18 1.99 0.208
Tc Th 500 55.37 385 42.64 18 1.99 0.560


So far, no real anger, i mean, one stack went down, but nut boat vs a straight flush, meh, it happens. Now, witness the seductive power of the dark side.


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter (http://www.pokerhand.org)

UTG ($181.85)
MP ($97)
CO ($175.68)
Hero ($413.81)
SB ($201.65)
BB ($128.35)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif. SB posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $4, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $2.

Flop: ($13) T/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $36</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $24.

Turn: ($85) 4/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Villian Pushes arr in Hero calls $141.85.

River: ($226.85) Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $368.7


on the turn

Holdem Hi: 44 enumerated boards containing Ts 3s 4c 2c
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Qc Qh 2 4.55 42 95.45 0 0.00 0.045
3d 3h 42 95.45 2 4.55 0 0.00 0.955


The hatred is swelling


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter (http://www.pokerhand.org)

Hero ($251.30)
MP ($184)
CO ($703.49)
Button ($251.35)
SB ($198)
BB ($176.15)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. SB posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, BB PUSHES FOR $174 Hero calls $168.15.

Flop: ($179.15) 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif, K/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($179.15) 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($179.15) J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $353

Holdem Hi: 1712304 enumerated boards
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ad Qd 1115005 65.12 588583 34.37 8716 0.51 0.654
9d Kh 588583 34.37 1115005 65.12 8716 0.51 0.346

To Anyone who says this is a bad call, i personally vow to lend serious consideration to finding you, and killing you. However, there are at least 5 other people i want to kill first, so you are probably safe.

ok, im noticing tilt, but im also dealing with it. I shut down a table so that i can focus, think more, and react less. Still, im pretty [censored] pissed off at this point.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter (http://www.pokerhand.org)

UTG ($206.35)
MP ($431.58)
CO ($234.20)
Button ($196)
Hero ($491.67)
BB ($153.70)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif. Hero posts a blind of $1.
UTG calls $2, MP calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero (poster) raises to $21</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls $20, MP folds, CO calls $17.

Flop: ($70) 6/images/graemlins/club.gif, 9/images/graemlins/club.gif, 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Hero Checks, UTG bets 31, CO folds, HERO RAISES TO 469, VILLIAN CALLS with 153.

Turn: ($70) 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

River: ($70) T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Final Pot: 435

preflop

Holdem Hi: 1712304 enumerated boards
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ts Tc 338484 19.77 1368728 79.93 5092 0.30 0.199
Ad Ah 1368728 79.93 338484 19.77 5092 0.30 0.801

flop

Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing 9s 9c 6c
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ts Tc 134 13.54 856 86.46 0 0.00 0.135
Ad Ah 856 86.46 134 13.54 0 0.00 0.865

turn

Holdem Hi: 44 enumerated boards containing 9s 9c 6c 9d
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ts Tc 2 4.55 42 95.45 0 0.00 0.045
Ad Ah 42 95.45 2 4.55 0 0.00 0.955

Villian: "Sorry man."

Cnfuzzd: "**** YOU"


thank god for the volcano.

Also, who wants to guess how many buyins im down? Its pretty amusing.

peace

john nickle

[wheelz]

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[cnfuzzd]

quick notes:

1)The main reason the K5 hand pisses me off is that i was totally going to get my first nl trifecta. i KNOW i was.

2)In the TT hand, the bb had the straight flush, and the button had the K

i think all the hands are fine, but if theres some glaring error, let me know.

peace

john nickle

[cameronw01]

[ QUOTE ]

To Anyone who says this is a bad call, i personally vow to lend serious consideration to finding you, and killing you. However, there are at least 5 other people i want to kill first, so you are probably safe.

[/ QUOTE ]

I did wonder for a sec, but seeing his cards I guess he kind of sucked.

Anywho, my guess - 8?

[AllIn3High]

http://www.uab.edu/images/imedpub/Kleenex.jpg

[Phil153]

<font color="white">SPONGER 4 MOD</font>

[Kilillan]

why did you check raise twice in hand 1?

[cnfuzzd]

[ QUOTE ]
why did you check raise twice in hand 1?

[/ QUOTE ]

because i play well?

peace

john nickle

[yvesaint]

man these are some sick beats!! my condolences

[AllinDan]

"thank god for the volcano."

Tough day man, I sympathize. I just loaded up the forum for some perspective after consecutive 2 outers took me out on a final table bubble, and your post was helpful /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Only problem is I'm working on quitting smoking. If tomorrow is anything like today, that experiment will be over very quickly.

[cnfuzzd]

AIdan,

im also finding this video very helpfull.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VtK4QWD9TVo&amp;search=holding%20out%20for%20a %20hero

granted though, i am now very high.


-cnfuzzd

[AllinDan]

wtf? thats random. I give up, tomorrow I'm back to the volcano, and clearly I cant win at poker without N2o

[Jehaim]

No raise with TT in the SB and Button limper?

[gilbert]

3 buyins

[Georgia Avenue]

OP: That's not anger...maybe you need another drink?

Also, bad call with the AQ... /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Michael Davis]

How old is she, twelve?

-Michael

[flawless_victory]

[ QUOTE ]


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter (http://www.pokerhand.org)

Button ($165.45)
Hero ($237.85)
BB ($242.54)
UTG ($78.85)
MP ($76.78)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T/images/graemlins/club.gif, T/images/graemlins/heart.gif. Hero posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $2, Hero (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($6) 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif, T/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $6</font>, BB calls $6, Button calls $6.

Turn: ($24) 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, Button checks.

River: ($24) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Hero bets 23, BB raises to 46, Button calls, Hero Goes Arr In, BB cals, BUTTON CALLS.

Final Pot: A FUCKTON OF MONIES


[/ QUOTE ]
jesus christ.

[cnfuzzd]

so, after all that, i was down exactly one buy in for the night.

&lt;3


-cnfuzzd

[ace_in_the_hole]

This stuff happens daily to me. Makes me feel like I am very unlucky if this stuff is a "big deal" to you. I think i may in store for a Sick year sometime in my life where all my bad luck get's compuned by a good luck streak.

[SomethingClever]

[ QUOTE ]
No raise with TT in the SB and Button limper?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, that struck me as odd.

[cnfuzzd]

Jehaim and SC,

I often raise in that spot, but against that button it wouldve put me in a spot that i would need to make some involved decisions, and since i was 8 tabling, ircing, surfing, and aiming, i went with the easier play. AND LOOK WHAT IT COST ME!

peace

john nickle

[keikiwai]

in english w/ cartoon version (http://youtube.com/watch?v=EjCsOTcOq-Q&amp;search=holding%20out%20for%20a%20hero)

not nearly as good obv, but amusing nonetheless (that's 1 word)

[Sponger.]

[ QUOTE ]
I am shaking with anger

[/ QUOTE ]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/earthquake-4.jpg

[Parlay Slow]

cnfuzzd,

The nut boat vs str8 flush hand is not good

[Hoopster81]

[ QUOTE ]
thank god for the volcano.

[/ QUOTE ]

I say the same thing in about 80% of my sessions

[fresherthanflynt]

Wow posts like this are comedycentral worthy

[wacki]

[ QUOTE ]
How old is she, twelve?

-Michael

[/ QUOTE ]

OMG where have you been? i thought you were dead.