playerzinc
01-13-2006, 06:06 PM
Level 1.
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Oh, wow, this game is easy. Can't believe he called me with that. WTF was he thinking. Ok I'm bored need to move up. Drink, drink, sleep.
Level 2.
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Ah ok, players a lil better but still are donating fairly frequently. I haven't played a hand in many orbits and am getting paid off. Pot control really works swell. This game is too easy! Drink, drink, drink, sleep.
Level 3.
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Wait, these guys play like me. I can't get paid off as much. Ok then how about I play a maniac style and sure enough they'd pay. Bluff show, become table captain, and wow... they are paying me off. Excellent! Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, sleep.
Level 4.
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Damnnit. Maniac style doesn't work at this level. These guys are too smart for that. Occasionally a payoff but nothing spectacular. Ok well, perhaps I can play a light maniacal style yet maintain some solid play. Oh yeah, I know, I'll be a sales person and sell them my hands. Oh [censored], these guys are folding too much and when they play back at me I have the nuts. I have nothing but you are showing weakness.. push. Wow, this game is too easy. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, sleep.
Level 5.
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Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink..... hmmm, I'm the man... I can't lose. Let's see, I will take a shot at the big game cause you never know. I could be playing there if I had a big enough rolll... what the hell.. click.
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink..... sleep. Wake up. WTF, this is a bad hangover. Oh [censored] let me check my account. What.... I'm broke. What the hell was I thinking... what a freakin loser I am.
This is my true story. Anyone here share the same experiences?
Thanks for reading.
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Oh, wow, this game is easy. Can't believe he called me with that. WTF was he thinking. Ok I'm bored need to move up. Drink, drink, sleep.
Level 2.
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Ah ok, players a lil better but still are donating fairly frequently. I haven't played a hand in many orbits and am getting paid off. Pot control really works swell. This game is too easy! Drink, drink, drink, sleep.
Level 3.
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Wait, these guys play like me. I can't get paid off as much. Ok then how about I play a maniac style and sure enough they'd pay. Bluff show, become table captain, and wow... they are paying me off. Excellent! Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, sleep.
Level 4.
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Damnnit. Maniac style doesn't work at this level. These guys are too smart for that. Occasionally a payoff but nothing spectacular. Ok well, perhaps I can play a light maniacal style yet maintain some solid play. Oh yeah, I know, I'll be a sales person and sell them my hands. Oh [censored], these guys are folding too much and when they play back at me I have the nuts. I have nothing but you are showing weakness.. push. Wow, this game is too easy. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, sleep.
Level 5.
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Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink..... hmmm, I'm the man... I can't lose. Let's see, I will take a shot at the big game cause you never know. I could be playing there if I had a big enough rolll... what the hell.. click.
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink..... sleep. Wake up. WTF, this is a bad hangover. Oh [censored] let me check my account. What.... I'm broke. What the hell was I thinking... what a freakin loser I am.
This is my true story. Anyone here share the same experiences?
Thanks for reading.