*Official* May '06 Whining Thread

[NoahSD]

[censored]!

-Noah

[bosoxx05]

Can I win one important coin flip this month??

[A_Junglen]

WHERE THE [censored] ARE MY FINGERS!

[BadgerPro]

I'm already in the 55k after but after that I'm done with tourneys for the week.

In the stuper I won two hands, both times I got my money in behind:

AQ vs JJ on a 5JQ flop - I luckboxed and went runner KT.
67s v AJo - pushed it short stacked and caught a 7 on the turn.

The two big hands I lost: AK v TT - A on flop T on turn.
Then my knock out hand A7 v KJs - 456 flop and then J on turn.


And then this in my 6 handed tourney:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

BB (t4420)
UTG (t5370)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t2720)</font>
CO (t2355)
Button (t3445)
<font color="#C00000">SB (t5670)</font>

Preflop: Hero is MP with A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, K/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t600</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t5670</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls t2120 (All-In).

Flop: (t8590) J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t8590) 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t8590) J/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t8590

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ad Kd (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ah Kh (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins t8590. </font>

I don't know if I'm just burnt out from tourneys and not playing well or if I'm just getting unlucky but I need to get away from it for a couple days. It seems like eveytime I miss a flop I bet and get raised and when I hit I bet and just get folds.

I'll be in cash games for a bit making money and earning those double VPPs.

[bosoxx05]

I have about 7 I can post tonight, but I'm also done with tournies for the week after htis I'm about 0/200 it seems like in cashing in anything let alone making a deep run

[stevepa]

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Can I win one important coin flip this month??

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I would kill to win an important coin flip...I can't lose them though after I get crippled and am all-in for my last ante.

I'm also taking some time off. Didn't play today and have a family reunion this weekend (and then another trip next weekend, either Turning Stone or more family...probably family). I may be able to find time to win the million on sunday though.

Steve

[sirio11]

aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f poker

that is all

[grafyx]

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aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f poker

that is all

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Does this have any thing to do with busting in the 100? I wasn't watching, but I saw you up on the leaderboard...next thing I know you are out 100th.

[Jurollo]

This tourney is my worst idea ever because we are all [censored] degenerates and play like 20 hour sessions to keep up with each other. Fun times!
~Justin

[bosoxx05]

I hate poker and this challenge a 45K pot in the 55K

PokerStars Game #4907575340: Tournament #24233510, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (600/1200) - 2006/05/12 - 01:11:33 (ET)
Table '24233510 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: janice5_98 (18600 in chips)
Seat 2: RGAWAY (21753 in chips)
Seat 3: bosoxx05 (39950 in chips)
Seat 4: rivernohelp (35089 in chips)
Seat 5: Ontboy (42191 in chips)
Seat 6: SwoopWH (18034 in chips)
Seat 7: hugoboss7 (102609 in chips)
Seat 8: G-Net24 (55266 in chips)
Seat 9: KRISTA 12 (19467 in chips)
janice5_98: posts the ante 75
RGAWAY: posts the ante 75
bosoxx05: posts the ante 75
rivernohelp: posts the ante 75
Ontboy: posts the ante 75
SwoopWH: posts the ante 75
hugoboss7: posts the ante 75
G-Net24: posts the ante 75
KRISTA 12: posts the ante 75
RGAWAY: posts small blind 600
bosoxx05: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bosoxx05 [Qd Jc]
rivernohelp: folds
Ontboy: folds
SwoopWH: folds
hugoboss7: folds
G-Net24: folds
KRISTA 12: folds
janice5_98: folds
RGAWAY: calls 600
bosoxx05: checks
*** FLOP *** [8h 5s Qh]
RGAWAY: bets 1200
bosoxx05: raises 2400 to 3600
RGAWAY: calls 2400
*** TURN *** [8h 5s Qh] [7c]
RGAWAY: checks
bosoxx05: bets 6000
RGAWAY: raises 10878 to 16878 and is all-in
bosoxx05: calls 10878
*** RIVER *** [8h 5s Qh 7c] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RGAWAY: shows [Th Qc] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
bosoxx05: shows [Qd Jc] (a pair of Queens)

[dmk]

its official. i'm running the worst i ever have. have a good night

[Schaefer]

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its official. i'm running the worse i ever have. have a good night

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Poker is soooo lame. Sorry, bud.

[Jurollo]

I am sorry to all of you for setting this up. I truly truly am.
~Justin

[A_Junglen]

It wouldn't surprise me if this challenge resulted in suicide.

[sirio11]

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aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f poker

that is all

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Does this have any thing to do with busting in the 100? I wasn't watching, but I saw you up on the leaderboard...next thing I know you are out 100th.

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Kind of


PokerStars Game #4907142673: Tournament #24233516, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/05/12 - 00:24:21 (ET)
Table '24233516 9' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: fightwar37 (535 in chips)
Seat 2: zaratusa (2480 in chips)
Seat 3: dominos1 (5235 in chips)
Seat 4: tdriller (2000 in chips)
Seat 5: Quilly03 (7695 in chips)
Seat 6: Rizen (3470 in chips)
Seat 7: sirio11 (5745 in chips)
Seat 8: truesyalose (2060 in chips)
Seat 9: kidpoker406 (4425 in chips)
kidpoker406: posts small blind 100
fightwar37: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sirio11 [8h 8c]
zaratusa: folds
dominos1: folds
tdriller: folds
Quilly03: calls 200
Rizen: folds
sirio11: calls 200
truesyalose: folds
kidpoker406: raises 700 to 900
fightwar37: calls 335 and is all-in
Quilly03: calls 700
sirio11: calls 700
*** FLOP *** [2d 8d 5s]
kidpoker406: bets 3525 and is all-in
Quilly03: calls 3525
sirio11: raises 1320 to 4845 and is all-in
Quilly03: calls 1320
kidpoker406 said, "fdasj;jk;lasdf;kkl;jasfjklasdfjkjkal;skljdf"
kidpoker406 said, "**** me"
*** TURN *** [2d 8d 5s] [As]
kidpoker406 said, "god dammit"
*** RIVER *** [2d 8d 5s As] [3h]
Quilly03 said, "lol"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Quilly03: shows [5h 4h] (a straight, Ace to Five)
sirio11: shows [8h 8c] (three of a kind, Eights)
Quilly03 collected 2640 from side pot-2
kidpoker406: shows [Jd Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
Quilly03 collected 11670 from side pot-1
fightwar37: shows [Kc 2c] (a pair of Deuces)
Quilly03 collected 2140 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16450 Main pot 2140. Side pot-1 11670. Side pot-2 2640. | Rake 0
Board [2d 8d 5s As 3h]
Seat 1: fightwar37 (big blind) showed [Kc 2c] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: zaratusa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: dominos1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tdriller folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Quilly03 showed [5h 4h] and won (16450) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 6: Rizen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: sirio11 showed [8h 8c] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 8: truesyalose (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: kidpoker406 (small blind) showed [Jd Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks

[grafyx]

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aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f poker

that is all

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Does this have any thing to do with busting in the 100? I wasn't watching, but I saw you up on the leaderboard...next thing I know you are out 100th.

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Kind of



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Now thats a monkey writing a masterpiece if I've ever seen one! wow.

[Foucault]

AA&lt;KK all in on J-high flop in $20. Then, with 14 left in a $50, I'm real proud of myself for playing a very patient red zone game since before the bubble (at 27) and not going all maniac as I've been doing lately. I finally pick up KK in the SB and lose my ass to T9s.

[CybrPunk]

I'm off in the mountains of North Carolina this week and absolutely have to stop running bad when and if I play while up here... there are way too many cliffs here tempting me to walk or drive right off one of them....

SHUT IT, ADAM!

[Chrisman886]

Where the hell is C-Dog? He's suppose to be on my team and I haven't heard from him since it started.

[tubasteve]

Here's my whine:

Why is every god damn player in the 4/180s a table coach all of a sudden?!?11

[Jurollo]

during this contest I have notcied the low limit players are the biggest douchebags ever.
~Justin

[NoahSD]

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during this contest I have notcied the low limit players are the biggest douchebags ever.
~Justin

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Rule #1 of low-stakes pokere: Do not think about who you're playing against; it's very depressing.

[tubasteve]

salkfjas;dlkfjasd;klfjsadfkj why would anyone call here i hate poker fold when i push when i know you have bad hands la;skdjf;sakldjfsladkjf;sadlkjf

PokerStars Game #4913278556: Tournament #24600711, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2006/05/12 - 18:39:54 (ET)
Table '24600711 74' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: fartil4 (10068 in chips)
Seat 2: ROLE17 (18595 in chips)
Seat 3: riverratbett (37167 in chips)
Seat 4: tubasteve8 (10779 in chips)
Seat 5: Alioni (22080 in chips)
Seat 6: Diedz (10866 in chips)
Seat 7: pokerkev42 (24990 in chips)
Seat 8: bvroom (8710 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: letsgoracing (10221 in chips)
fartil4: posts the ante 50
ROLE17: posts the ante 50
riverratbett: posts the ante 50
tubasteve8: posts the ante 50
Alioni: posts the ante 50
Diedz: posts the ante 50
pokerkev42: posts the ante 50
bvroom: posts the ante 50
letsgoracing: posts the ante 50
tubasteve8: posts small blind 400
Alioni: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tubasteve8 [7d 5d]
Diedz: folds
pokerkev42: calls 800
bvroom: folds
letsgoracing: calls 800
fartil4: folds
ROLE17: folds
riverratbett: folds
tubasteve8: raises 9929 to 10729 and is all-in
Alioni: folds
pokerkev42: calls 9929
letsgoracing: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s Th 9h]
*** TURN *** [3s Th 9h] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [3s Th 9h Ts] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tubasteve8: shows [7d 5d] (a pair of Tens)
pokerkev42: shows [Kh 9c] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
pokerkev42 collected 23508 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23508 | Rake 0
Board [3s Th 9h Ts Qd]
Seat 1: fartil4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ROLE17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: riverratbett (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tubasteve8 (small blind) showed [7d 5d] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: Alioni (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Diedz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pokerkev42 showed [Kh 9c] and won (23508) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 8: bvroom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: letsgoracing folded before Flop

[NHFunkii]

dude stop doing this in micros, it doesn't seem to be working for you =[

[tubasteve]

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dude stop doing this in micros, it doesn't seem to be working for you =[

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Yea, I know, I just figured I was in decent shape if called and thought I had a lot of fold equity. Plus I get stir-crazy waiting for hands when the blinds get this high, and I needed to accumulate chips.

[sirio11]

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aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f poker

that is all

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Does this have any thing to do with busting in the 100? I wasn't watching, but I saw you up on the leaderboard...next thing I know you are out 100th.

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Kind of



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Now thats a monkey writing a masterpiece if I've ever seen one! wow.

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Well, well, I may be just the unluckiest player ever (at least in 2006)


With like 50 players left in the 100R, we both were top 10 in chips


PokerStars Game #4915017368: Tournament #24600724, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/05/12 - 21:26:20 (ET)
Table '24600724 2' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: BeL0WaB0Ve (17905 in chips)
Seat 2: jrdowns (9865 in chips)
Seat 3: jwvdcw (5630 in chips)
Seat 4: babyshark33 (19200 in chips)
Seat 5: sirio11 (16805 in chips)
Seat 6: Deman17 (8745 in chips)
Seat 7: slk1t (10775 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: schmeek (17125 in chips)
Seat 9: ChipMovr (7525 in chips)
BeL0WaB0Ve: posts the ante 25
jrdowns: posts the ante 25
jwvdcw: posts the ante 25
babyshark33: posts the ante 25
sirio11: posts the ante 25
Deman17: posts the ante 25
slk1t: posts the ante 25
schmeek: posts the ante 25
ChipMovr: posts the ante 25
schmeek: posts small blind 200
ChipMovr: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sirio11 [3s 3c]
BeL0WaB0Ve: raises 800 to 1200
jrdowns: folds
jwvdcw: folds
babyshark33: folds
sirio11: calls 1200
Deman17: folds
slk1t: folds
schmeek: folds
ChipMovr: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ah 3d Tc]
BeL0WaB0Ve: bets 1600
sirio11: raises 3200 to 4800
slk1t has returned
BeL0WaB0Ve: raises 11880 to 16680 and is all-in
sirio11: calls 10780 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ah 3d Tc] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 3d Tc Ac] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BeL0WaB0Ve: shows [Qd As] (a full house, Aces full of Tens)
sirio11: shows [3s 3c] (a full house, Threes full of Aces)
jrdowns said, "WOW"
BeL0WaB0Ve collected 34385 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 34385 | Rake 0
Board [Ah 3d Tc Ac Ts]
Seat 1: BeL0WaB0Ve showed [Qd As] and won (34385) with a full house, Aces full of Tens
Seat 2: jrdowns folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jwvdcw folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: babyshark33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sirio11 showed [3s 3c] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Aces
Seat 6: Deman17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: slk1t (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: schmeek (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: ChipMovr (big blind) folded before Flop

[grafyx]

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aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f poker

that is all

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Does this have any thing to do with busting in the 100? I wasn't watching, but I saw you up on the leaderboard...next thing I know you are out 100th.

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Now thats a monkey writing a masterpiece if I've ever seen one! wow.

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wtf. This contest is rigged for team canada...

[sirio11]

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wtf. This contest is rigged for team canada...

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Yep, Stars kind of love Canadians, remember that lucky guy who won Atlantis? Was he Canadian? Was it a PS tournament?

Coincidence? I don't think so. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[cameronw01]

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salkfjas;dlkfjasd;klfjsadfkj

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My thoughts exactly. [censored] them all.

[Pat Southern]

This is like the 12093889124th time I've busted from the 55k like this.
Dealt to southern58 [Jd Js]
wormhole: folds
southern58: raises 1200 to 1800
Halkeye: folds
cincywin: folds
kattmacc: folds
runningriot9: folds
NestOfSalt: folds
wallychecks: folds
millionchik: calls 1200
*** FLOP *** [9h 2h 6h]
millionchik: bets 3000
southern58: raises 10509 to 13509 and is all-in
millionchik: calls 10509
southern58 said, "nh"
*** TURN *** [9h 2h 6h] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [9h 2h 6h Th] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
millionchik: shows [Td Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)
southern58: shows [Jd Js] (a pair of Jacks)
southern58 said, "askldfhlasndflkansfasdf"
millionchik collected 31368 from pot

[BadgerPro]

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I don't know if I'm just burnt out from tourneys and not playing well or if I'm just getting unlucky but I need to get away from it for a couple days. It seems like eveytime I miss a flop I bet and get raised and when I hit I bet and just get folds.

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After watching Dodgeball I've decided that this attitude just isn't going to cut it.

"I guess if nobody ever quit anything they'd have nothing to regret for the rest of their lives."

Thanks Lance... and a special shoutout to Chuck Norris. I'm gonna roundhouse kick the the rest of this challenge right in the face.

[NoahSD]

Brag: I rock at taking finals, and as a result, my future income is going to make any losses I'll ever sustain in poker look pathetic.

[tubasteve]

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Brag: I rock at taking finals, and as a result, my future income is going to make any losses I'll ever sustain in poker look pathetic.

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Well I just got assraped by a calc 3 final. At least I can play poker tonight for once. /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Exitonly]

GUYS.


77 tournaments in may.
ROI: -89.7
Net: -$5379

[BadgerPro]

hese two hands are back to back.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t1000/t2000
(Ante: t100)
9 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Stack sizes:
BadgerPro: t62652
UTG+1: t38963
MP1: t87972
MP2: t33625
MP3: t30880
CO: t46930
Button: t26631
SB: t100485
BB: t137552

Pre-flop: (9 players) BadgerPro is UTG with Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif
BadgerPro folds, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises to t16000</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">MP3 raises all-in t30780</font>, 4 folds, MP1 calls t14780 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t49780)</font>.

Flop: K/images/graemlins/spade.gif K/images/graemlins/heart.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif (t65460, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t65460)


Turn: 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (t65460, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t65460)


River: 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif (t65460, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t65460)


Results:
Final pot: t65460
<font color="#ffffff">MP1 showed 9h 9d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">MP3 showed Qd Td</font>

So after seeing that MP1 likes to raise 8x with a mid pocket pair the very next hand I get this in the BB:



Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t1000/t2000
(Ante: t100)
8 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Stack sizes:
UTG: t38863
UTG+1: t122552
MP1: t33525
MP2: t46830
CO: t26531
Button: t99385
SB: t135452
BadgerPro: t62552

Pre-flop: (8 players) BadgerPro is BB with Q/images/graemlins/club.gif Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to t16000</font>, 5 folds, <font color="#cc0000">BadgerPro raises all-in t62452</font>, UTG+1 calls t46452 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t79452)</font>.

Flop: J/images/graemlins/spade.gif J/images/graemlins/heart.gif 3/images/graemlins/club.gif (t126704, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t126704)


Turn: K/images/graemlins/heart.gif (t126704, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t126704)


River: T/images/graemlins/heart.gif (t126704, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t126704)


Results:
Final pot: t126704
<font color="#ffffff">BadgerPro showed Qc Qs</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 showed Ah Kd</font>

Hoping I'm way ahead, but no, I'm in a coinflip. My first, and only, coinflip of the tourney. Winning this pot puts me top ten in the tourney and having perfect position on the only other two big stacks on my table. Oh and the bubble was coming up and all the stacks behind me were pretty tight and wouldn't play back at me without a hand.

BUT NO I CAN'T WIN ANOTHER [censored] IMPORTANT HAND! SERIOUSLY I'VE BEEN [censored] CARD DEAD ALL [censored] MONTH AND I AM FINALLY MAKING A [censored] RUN IN A TOURNEY AND I LOSE ANOTHER HUGE [censored] POT!

[C-Dog]

I have been running bad for 2 to 3 months now, and I think that if it were not for this contest, I would take the rest of the month off. I have reached a point where I am not sure that I even understand the basics of Tournament Poker. I need a score so bad /images/graemlins/frown.gif


C-Dog

[tubasteve]

I've officially decided that I'm not cut out for donkaments. How anyone can play these regularly and still enjoy them I will never understand.

I am consistently too impatient and make the stupidest plays ever when I am card dead. In my last 4/180 I raise in MP with QJo (1st questionable play), the guy to my left minireraises, theres a cold caller, I call getting good odds OOP (probably mandatory). Then on the Jxx suited board (of which suit I don't have) I just shove for like 2/3 pot and get called by KK and AJ. What am I doing...I had an average stack with M of like 11 before that hand, but instead of just open folding that garbage I try to bully the table which is completely USELESS in micros.

Anyone have any advice? I consistently find myself unable to just sit back and wait for hands. I feel like I always have to be doing something at the table. Do others have this problem? I feel like I know what I am doing but just completely throw all my knowledge out the window when I am at the table..../images/graemlins/confused.gif

Steve

[Exitonly]

maybe try playing more tables. then you won't get bored and try to LAG. (not that raising w/ QJ is necesarily lag)

[tubasteve]

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maybe try playing more tables. then you won't get bored and try to LAG. (not that raising w/ QJ is necesarily lag)

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Yea, this was my last remaining table of the set I was playing.

[Mi_T_Sharp]

That stuff does happen. I mean, once you are there what are you going to do, fold to the minraise in a low liomit tourney (with a read maybe you could)? You COULD check the flop, and then maybe fold depending on the action, but going for the pot with top pair isn't so horrible. I mean, in micros, there are times where I've seen guys turn up garbage in hands like these. Yes, you could of avoided the situation althogher and whatnot, but this kind of stuff will happen, and you really shouldn't beat yourself up over it.

Plus, there are times you will be making seemingly donk plays that are actually correct. You can't let these types of losses affect your ability to make those plays when you know you should, even though there is always the possibility that the result will be the same. In order to win in tournaments, you will most definately be putting yourself in situations ocassionally where you would be almost emnarrassed if you actually had to show down and lose the hand. This particular play may have been incorrect, or it may have not. That doesn't even really matter. Who cares? You could of just as easily been dealt AA that hand, gotten allin, and lost. Just take it in stride, learn from it if you can, and move on.

So, don't let stuff like this scare you from betting with marginal hands when the situation warrants it (DO make sure the situation DOES actually warrant it and don't overdo it when you shouldn't). You have to take it in stride and move on. If you know what you are doing (and maybe even if you don't), you should be able to just press on and you will make some scores. You should multitable too, as Exit said. It really helps. I usually do 4, but the more the better really.

[rockin]

Getting tired of being beat by runner runner by some 'tard that doens't know he has no shot of winning the hand after the flop. Oops, guess he did have a shot.

Knocked out of 3 tournies this month this way at turn&amp;riverstars.

[NoahSD]

$4/180s:

1) Limp small pp
2) Miss flop
3) Fold

$3R:

1) Push big ace
2) Get called by smaller ace
3) Rebuy

[NoahSD]

PokerStars Game #4944518482: Tournament #24797042, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/05/15 - 16:33:59 (ET)
Table '24797042 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: sveand (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: WorkinNeuron (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: jambsaw (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: misternils (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: tccokem24 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: stupid steve (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: nsd4eva (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Kittnkabudle (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: raythecat (1500 in chips)
WorkinNeuron: posts small blind 10
jambsaw: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nsd4eva [2s 2c]
misternils: folds
tccokem24: folds
stupid steve: folds
nsd4eva: calls 20
Kittnkabudle: calls 20
raythecat: calls 20
sveand: calls 20
WorkinNeuron: calls 10
jambsaw: checks
*** FLOP *** [2h Ah Kc]
WorkinNeuron: checks
jambsaw: checks
nsd4eva: bets 100
Kittnkabudle: folds
raythecat: calls 100
sveand: raises 100 to 200
WorkinNeuron: folds
jambsaw: folds
nsd4eva: raises 1280 to 1480 and is all-in
raythecat: folds
sveand: calls 1280 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [2h Ah Kc] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [2h Ah Kc Th] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nsd4eva: shows [2s 2c] (three of a kind, Deuces)
sveand: shows [Ac Qs] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
sveand collected 3180 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3180 | Rake 0
Board [2h Ah Kc Th Jd]
Seat 1: sveand (button) showed [Ac Qs] and won (3180) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 2: WorkinNeuron (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: jambsaw (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: misternils folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: tccokem24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: stupid steve folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: nsd4eva showed [2s 2c] and lost with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 8: Kittnkabudle folded on the Flop
Seat 9: raythecat folded on the Flop

[C-Dog]

Some people have a poker sense that I will never have. They all reside at the Low Limits though for some reason. Case in Point:


PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com (http://www.pregopoker.com/hhconv/convert)

UTG (t2255)
UTG+1 (t3160)
MP1 (t3915)
MP2 (t1560)
Hero (t3125)
CO (t3755)
Button (t2315)
SB (t920)
BB (t1385)

Preflop: Hero is in MP3 with Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif
<font color="gray">UTG folds</font>, <font color="gray">UTG+1 folds</font>, MP1 calls t30, <font color="gray">MP2 folds</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t120</font>, <font color="gray">CO folds</font>, <font color="gray">Button folds</font>, <font color="gray">SB folds</font>, <font color="gray">BB folds</font>, MP1 calls t90

Flop: (t285) 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
MP1 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets t180</font>, MP1 calls t180

Turn: (t645) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
MP1 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets t450</font>, MP1 calls t450

River: (t1545) 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)
MP1 checks, <font color="red">Hero bets t840</font>, <font color="red">MP1 raises to t3165 (All-in)</font>, Hero calls t1535 (All-in)

Results in gray below:
<font color="#f7f7f7">MP1 has 5c, 5d (a full house, Fives full of Nines)</font>
<font color="#f7f7f7">Hero has Qh, Jd (a straight, Eight to Queen)</font>

[bosoxx05]

For the record this guy instacalled with this in a 4/180, oh and I also just lost on a 4 outer on the river in a $20 freezout.

PokerStars Game #4949929968: Tournament #24822313, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/05/16 - 00:05:02 (ET)
Table '24822313 17' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: skaboss1887 (2605 in chips)
Seat 2: justwin7476 (4200 in chips)
Seat 3: kimball11 (2275 in chips)
Seat 4: oldnailman (1565 in chips)
Seat 5: bosoxx05 (1040 in chips)
Seat 6: chaja (2590 in chips)
Seat 8: missmarmack (3690 in chips)
Seat 9: different (5210 in chips)
skaboss1887: posts small blind 25
justwin7476: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bosoxx05 [Jh Jd]
kimball11: raises 150 to 200
oldnailman: folds
5089justme is connected
bosoxx05: raises 840 to 1040 and is all-in
chaja: folds
missmarmack: folds
different: folds
skaboss1887: folds
justwin7476: folds
kimball11: calls 840
*** FLOP *** [8s 5c Qc]
*** TURN *** [8s 5c Qc] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [8s 5c Qc 6s] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kimball11: shows [Qh 5h] (two pair, Queens and Fives)
bosoxx05: shows [Jh Jd] (a pair of Jacks)

[stevepa]

I would just like to tell you all that you suck at running bad in May. I guess this doesn't count the 180's, but this is what stars sent me:

Total tourneys: 79
Buyins: $4,779.50
Fees: $274.9
Net: $-4,444.65
ROI: -87.9%

Ummm, ship it?

Steve

[CybrPunk]

KK loses to AK in the 35k last night for a 2x avg stack pot and I'm busto. I [CENSORED] hate poker and this [CENSORED] month. Whoever thought of this sick competition should be shot!

[Ansky]

I'm up like 20k this month, and I'm playing pretty badly.

[mlagoo]

[ QUOTE ]
KK loses to AK in the 35k last night for a 2x avg stack pot and I'm busto. I [CENSORED] hate poker and this [CENSORED] month. Whoever thought of this sick competition should be shot!

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.kpriest.com/dpchallenge/gazoo.gif

[CybrPunk]

[ QUOTE ]
KK loses to AK in the 35k last night for a 2x avg stack pot and I'm busto. I [CENSORED] hate poker and this [CENSORED] month. Whoever thought of this sick competition should be shot!

[/ QUOTE ]

failed to mention this was good for 20th and just over 100 useless TLB points...

Thanks for the reminder of who I need to hunt down...

[Jurollo]

http://www.jurollo.com/gazoodead.jpg

[NoahSD]

fgfgsgsefhahsjsbshj;

Misclicks suck.

[bosoxx05]

I'm glad I picked this month to suck at poker.

[CybrPunk]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.jurollo.com/gazoodead.jpg

The day is quickly approaching....



903 games 0.015 secs 60,200 games/sec

Board: As Qs Td
Dead:

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 73.7542 % 73.53% 00.22% { TcTs }
Hand 2: 12.5138 % 12.29% 00.22% { AdKs }
Hand 3: 13.7320 % 13.51% 00.22% { JcJh }

Guess which hand is mine...

and then which won...

[NoahSD]

Ugh... who the [censored] calls a raise and then calls a 4-bet with KK preflop?

[bosoxx05]

AA&lt;KK in the 20K, besides running horribly I've picked a bad month to suck.

[A_Junglen]

Let's hear noah whine now.

[adanthar]

I won a donkament this month (sweet) and then came close to winning a bunch of others only to lose huge coinflips or 4:1's deep ITM (bad).

Whine? Kinda?

[THEOSU]

It's not so much a whine as a request:

Lemme go raymer in a major.

Thanks,

[Matador225]

KK&lt;ATs...44&lt;A3s...AK&lt;77 all on the last 3 tables.

Its never ends...

[NoXiousNuts]

F the month of May. Granted, I had a March with MTT results few have had, but May is f*ing making me batty as I am living the flipside this month on bizarro Poker Stars and this damn contest. Bubbled everything in sight (provided I made it past the first level), lost with quads, vomited in my mouth twice to someone hitting their one outer, and shoveled more donkey shiite than any human ever should. I changed my avatar, my table graphics, and created a shrine to Lee Jones - yet the Doomswitch is still chasing me down.

However, I have enjoyed paying closer attention to who is at my table and am thankful for the opportunity to play with you all (although Gobbo's choice to draft me is about as questionable as his turn call with 44 in the party special tonight).

SpaG

[Mi_T_Sharp]

I need to whine because Poker Stars is rigged when I don't win. Thanks you that is all.

[LegendofLink]

it's a good thing this thread is in the MTT forum, or else gary stevenson would absolutely destroy it with his incessant whining

[Clayton]

[censored]

[Nez477]

God damn you you [censored] son of a [censored], mother dick.... ,b;alkjsdlf;jasdljalsdjf'lkasd

Stars bends me over much lately. It's hard enough grinding away at $4 SNG's but to have this [censored] happen....

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t600 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO (t5802)
Button (t7543)
SB (t1690)
BB (t6328)
UTG (t5490)
Hero (t13835)
MP1 (t20617)
MP2 (t3085)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t1800</font>, Hero calls t1800, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>.

Flop: (t3950) 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets t3640 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t3640.

Turn: (t11230) T/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t11230) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t11230

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Qs As (flush, ace high).
Hero has 9s 9d (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: UTG wins t11230. </font>

[0evg0]

I do all I [censored] can to build a big stack by making these hard-ass [censored] calls, end up ahead, and can't hold on AGAINST THE SAME [censored] [censored] TALKING PUNK ON THE RIVER BOTH TIMES.

PokerStars Game #5063669727: Tournament #25061125, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/05/26 - 23:19:38 (ET)
Table '25061125 78' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: grandslam (3047 in chips)
Seat 2: JeNNeNDoaH (4840 in chips)
Seat 3: oatster (3135 in chips)
Seat 4: shellman1104 (1880 in chips)
Seat 5: Kel Gee (2045 in chips)
Seat 6: 0evg0 (7655 in chips)
Seat 7: pfman86 (2318 in chips)
Seat 8: plunk2004 (1205 in chips)
Seat 9: drunkashell2 (1865 in chips)
shellman1104: posts small blind 25
Kel Gee: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 0evg0 [9c Tc]
0evg0: raises 100 to 150
pfman86: folds
plunk2004: folds
drunkashell2: folds
grandslam: folds
JeNNeNDoaH: folds
oatster: folds
shellman1104: folds
Kel Gee: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [2s 9d 8s]
Kel Gee: checks
0evg0: bets 150
Kel Gee: raises 1745 to 1895 and is all-in
0evg0: calls 1745
*** TURN *** [2s 9d 8s] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [2s 9d 8s 6c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kel Gee: shows [Ts Jh] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
0evg0: shows [9c Tc] (a pair of Nines)


PokerStars Game #5064164945: Tournament #25061125, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/05/27 - 00:01:23 (ET)
Table '25061125 78' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: grandslam (4572 in chips)
Seat 2: JeNNeNDoaH (6080 in chips)
Seat 3: vor1p (2775 in chips)
Seat 4: shellman1104 (3945 in chips)
Seat 5: Kel Gee (3490 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: 0evg0 (7825 in chips)
Seat 7: pfman86 (3743 in chips)
Seat 8: Ott_Cypher (3050 in chips)
Seat 9: sharyah (1788 in chips)
shellman1104: posts small blind 75
Kel Gee: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 0evg0 [8s 8c]
0evg0: raises 300 to 450
Kel Gee has returned
pfman86: folds
Ott_Cypher: folds
sharyah: folds
grandslam: folds
JeNNeNDoaH: folds
vor1p: folds
shellman1104: calls 375
Kel Gee: raises 3040 to 3490 and is all-in
0evg0: raises 4335 to 7825 and is all-in
shellman1104: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 3h 4s]
*** TURN *** [7s 3h 4s] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [7s 3h 4s 2h] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kel Gee: shows [Ah Kh] (a pair of Aces)
0evg0: shows [8s 8c] (a pair of Eights)

[bugstud]

I will never qualify for the wsop.

[timex]

I suck at life.

KQ is rigged.

[10K-in-Clay]

i wanna win the stars million this sunday can u guys help me out?

[NoahSD]

I keep running AK into KK.. it's freaky. In the past two days, I'm down on KK, AK, and QQ.

[BadgerPro]

35 left in the 55k... average stack 250k and then this:

PokerStars Game #5065769070: Tournament #25061121, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIX (8000/16000) - 2006/05/27 - 03:13:30 (ET)
Table '25061121 152' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: pm2004 (28674 in chips)
Seat 2: BadgerPro (351610 in chips)
Seat 3: pure176 (309776 in chips)
Seat 4: pokergirl33 (303604 in chips)
Seat 5: Super Sham (527792 in chips)
Seat 6: tzilla (90333 in chips)
Seat 7: POOKAH (120880 in chips)
Seat 8: abacus LOX (232410 in chips)
Seat 9: T-bull (174558 in chips)
pm2004: posts the ante 800
BadgerPro: posts the ante 800
pure176: posts the ante 800
pokergirl33: posts the ante 800
Super Sham: posts the ante 800
tzilla: posts the ante 800
POOKAH: posts the ante 800
abacus LOX: posts the ante 800
T-bull: posts the ante 800
abacus LOX: posts small blind 8000
T-bull: posts big blind 16000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BadgerPro [Kd Kc]
pm2004: folds
BadgerPro: raises 29000 to 45000
pure176: folds
pokergirl33: raises 257804 to 302804 and is all-in
Super Sham: folds
tzilla: folds
POOKAH: folds
abacus LOX: folds
T-bull: folds
BadgerPro: calls 257804
*** FLOP *** [3h 4c 7s]
*** TURN *** [3h 4c 7s] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [3h 4c 7s Qs] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BadgerPro: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
pokergirl33: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
pokergirl33 collected 636808 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 636808 | Rake 0
Board [3h 4c 7s Qs Js]
Seat 1: pm2004 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: BadgerPro showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: pure176 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pokergirl33 showed [Ah Ac] and won (636808) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: Super Sham folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: tzilla folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: POOKAH (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: abacus LOX (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: T-bull (big blind) folded before Flop

Edit: I [censored] worked my way up from 40k to 165k without showing a [censored] hand. Finally have AQs hold up against A7o to get up to 350k then that [censored].

[FGators]

When I push in with AK or AQ and get called by live broadway cards like Q10,QJ vs AK or KJ,K10,J10 suited vs AQ I can pretty much type in "gg". Its getting ridiculous.

I havent cashed in forever. I lost 1/20th of my bankroll last week playing blackjack on PartyPoker (I lost 8 hands in a row and I believe I know what Im doing playing blackjack).

I keep getting sucked out in cash games on the river when I get my money in good on the flop.

Yeah, I love poker!

[THEOSU]

party blackjack is -EV

[FGators]

[ QUOTE ]
party blackjack is -EV

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, Ive come to find that out. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[timex]

[ QUOTE ]
I lost 1/20th of my bankroll last week playing blackjack on PartyPoker (I lost 8 hands in a row and I believe I know what Im doing playing blackjack)

[/ QUOTE ]

How could the martin gale possibly fail???

[poopstar212]

yeah wtf? why cant i win at roulette? my girlfriend wins all the time and i use the same strategy as her too of waiting until theirs at least 8 or 9 reds in a row and then betting on black since the ball should "remember" that it went the other color a bunch of times in a row and it "has to" do something different cuz like what are the odds itll go the same 10 in a row is like 1/600 or something? this never works for me though but it always works for her. wtf am i doing wrong?

[Brandonjp13]

I honestly think i've lost my poker playing ability. I'm not getting bad beat or anything, I'm just getting the crap knocked out of me by cards or players or whatever else. For example... the other night I was UTG and I raised 5x with AKspades(blinds where like level 5 or 6 I think) and I got 5 callers and a flop of 9TJ all Diamonds. Spread this kind of crap out all over my tournments and poof I'm offically a donkey /images/graemlins/frown.gif....

&lt;~~~ Take deep breath
&lt;~~~ Blames not going to church
&lt;~~~ Blames himself for having a ton of trouble IDing problems in his game
&lt;~~~ Blames everyone else for getting lucky to much
&lt;~~~ finally decides it's just poker and ends rant.

[Foucault]

[ QUOTE ]
I honestly think i've lost my poker playing ability. I'm not getting bad beat or anything, I'm just getting the crap knocked out of me by cards or players or whatever else. For example... the other night I was UTG and I raised 5x with AKspades(blinds where like level 5 or 6 I think) and I got 5 callers and a flop of 9TJ all Diamonds. Spread this kind of crap out all over my tournments and poof I'm offically a donkey /images/graemlins/frown.gif....

&lt;~~~ Take deep breath
&lt;~~~ Blames not going to church
&lt;~~~ Blames himself for having a ton of trouble IDing problems in his game
&lt;~~~ Blames everyone else for getting lucky to much
&lt;~~~ finally decides it's just poker and ends rant.

[/ QUOTE ]

The size of your raise is almost certainly a leak.

[poopstar212]

does anyone know how long is party poker allowed to keep the doom switch on you? thier has to be a time limit or something cuz like even when you go to prison and they send u to the hole they say "u have 4 days in the hole or 4 months in the hole" or whatever they cant keep u in there forever.

[BadgerPro]

WTF COME ON:

PokerStars Game #5070708016: Tournament #25061171, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level I (20/40) - 2006/05/27 - 17:44:33 (ET)
Table '25061171 5' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BadgerPro (2980 in chips)
Seat 2: defatzack (3020 in chips)
defatzack: posts small blind 20
BadgerPro: posts big blind 40
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BadgerPro [7s 6d]
defatzack: raises 80 to 120
BadgerPro: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [5c 8c 4s]
BadgerPro: checks
defatzack: bets 160
BadgerPro: raises 280 to 440
defatzack: calls 280
*** TURN *** [5c 8c 4s] [Ad]
BadgerPro: checks
defatzack: bets 320
BadgerPro: raises 680 to 1000
defatzack: raises 1460 to 2460 and is all-in
BadgerPro: calls 1420 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [5c 8c 4s Ad] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BadgerPro: shows [7s 6d] (a straight, Four to Eight)
defatzack: shows [4h Ac] (a full house, Fours full of Aces)
defatzack collected 5960 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5960 | Rake 0
Board [5c 8c 4s Ad 4c]
Seat 1: BadgerPro (big blind) showed [7s 6d] and lost with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 2: defatzack (button) (small blind) showed [4h Ac] and won (5960) with a full house, Fours full of Aces

[NoXiousNuts]

Party's doomswitch duration? - Forever apparently. AA &lt; K10o and 2 hands into the second hour I go from 14k to my 640 towards the million will irrevocably be deposited with someone else. For a while, I changed the table image to one that says "Party is not really the reason you keep breaking mice" but I came to realize that is a lie and have switched to something pink and brown that the psych ward said will calm the negative voices I'm hearing.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cf...f9-306bd8a8bde1 (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&amp;friendID=22702336&amp;i mageID=773541658&amp;MyToken=518d6d02-17e1-4f04-abf9-306bd8a8bde1)

[dwatts1350]

Good to know I'm not the only one running awful. I've been basically card dead for a week. The few decent hands I've had either been: A. Overpair vs. better Overpair (which because I suck, I can NEVER get away from); or, B. Dominating hands all-in never holding up.

[FGators]

Yawn

PokerStars Game #5072873497: Tournament #25061187, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/05/27 - 21:42:46 (ET)
Table '25061187 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: tablesweeper (1440 in chips)
Seat 2: FGators26 (2807 in chips)
Seat 3: badfish50 (950 in chips)
Seat 4: tinasturn (695 in chips)
Seat 5: BIGTOX (3450 in chips)
Seat 6: kimistal (2550 in chips)
Seat 7: Winindy (800 in chips)
Seat 8: goldplate (4073 in chips)
Seat 9: Viking48 (3185 in chips)
badfish50: posts small blind 50
tinasturn: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FGators26 [Ac As]
BIGTOX: folds
kimistal: folds
Winindy: folds
goldplate: folds
Viking48: folds
tablesweeper: folds
FGators26: raises 200 to 300
badfish50: raises 650 to 950 and is all-in
tinasturn: folds
FGators26: calls 650
*** FLOP *** [9d 6d 3d]
badfish50 said, "gh"
*** TURN *** [9d 6d 3d] [4s]
badfish50 said, "wow"
*** RIVER *** [9d 6d 3d 4s] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
badfish50: shows [8d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
FGators26: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
badfish50 collected 2000 from pot
FGators26 said, "well done"
badfish50 said, "sorry"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2000 | Rake 0
Board [9d 6d 3d 4s Qs]
Seat 1: tablesweeper folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: FGators26 (button) showed [Ac As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: badfish50 (small blind) showed [8d Ad] and won (2000) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: tinasturn (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: BIGTOX folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kimistal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Winindy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: goldplate folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Viking48 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[DLizzle]

damn wish i had seen this thread earlier, I can't find hh now. I'm on the worst run of my poker career so far.

Here's a story from rock bottom.

So I'm playing the 3r, well because its so cheap, easy, I've dominated it in the past, and I'm on a horrible streak of cards. I love the 3r. Anyway, I build up my stack, we get into the money, I have a very large stack, then:

AA vs QQ vs AQs all in preflop, spades come, AQ wins.
5 mins later
AQ vs A9 all in preflop, obv 9 flops, not that bad.
10 mins later
AA vs QQ all in preflop, Q spikes
very next hand
99 vs 108s all in preflop, I still have a playable stack, 8 flops, 10 rivers. out whatever, gotta come like top 3 to get anything worthwhile, I wanted a ft so bad though

as this is going on, I'm building a nice stack in a 30+3 DS tourney on Full Tilt. As I bust in the 3r, its about 5 places from the money and the bubble play is treating me well. 2 places from money, my eye is on 1st. KK vs AA, can't suck out, bubble. I laughed, I was past getting mad.

[DLizzle]

oh i forgot the omaha tourney the next day where I had a guy dead to running 7s or perfect perfect straight, turn 7 river 7, and another guy dead to the running flush. turn diamond, river diamond. I made the first pay level still, yay.

[NHFunkii]

I lost allin preflop with KK in 2 consecutive hands in the stuper tonight. JJ quads and AK rivered ace. yeah.

oh and as I'm typing this I just lost QQ v TT deep in the $10 one rebuy one addon

asdglkljklgf

[yabastid]

jd;lkfajdlkfshgj;hgoireqhgoiewhfiw;enfksdanv.,mdsn v;lkjdsafkewfj;rewqhfteq;hg'lkjsahg;kjreoiuqhgewrg nv,mfdxohgjrehgqou3phg;98u3gtou3hg;lkjreq


that is all.

[Fishy McDonk]

I busted out of 5 freerolls today

[0evg0]

All I want is to be able to get a big stack early on in one of these things so I can destroy as I deserve. I make sick-ass call after sick call, and.... I get [censored].

SICK CALL 1:

Dealt to 0evg0 [9s 9h]
rp36: folds
0evg0: raises 60 to 90
joemoney1217: folds
OK-C-Dub: raises 2275 to 2365 and is all-in
InertGrudge: folds
cheapshot12: folds
jere_spades: folds
StormForce 7: folds
Big Gus59: folds
0evg0: calls 1360 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [2d Qs 3h]
*** TURN *** [2d Qs 3h] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [2d Qs 3h 7h] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
0evg0: shows [9s 9h] (a pair of Nines)
OK-C-Dub: shows [9d 9c] (a pair of Nines)

SICK CALL 2

Dealt to 0evg0 [9h 9d]
joemoney1217: folds
OK-C-Dub has timed out while disconnected
OK-C-Dub: folds
OK-C-Dub is sitting out
InertGrudge: folds
cheapshot12: folds
jere_spades: folds
StormForce 7: folds
Big Gus59: folds
rp36: calls 15
0evg0: raises 60 to 90
rp36: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [8h 2c 2s]
rp36: checks
0evg0: bets 90
rp36: calls 90
*** TURN *** [8h 2c 2s] [Jh]
rp36: checks
0evg0: bets 210
rp36: raises 210 to 420
0evg0: calls 210
*** RIVER *** [8h 2c 2s Jh] [Kd]
rp36: bets 2600 and is all-in
0evg0: calls 873 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rp36: shows [6h 8c] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
0evg0: shows [9h 9d] (two pair, Nines and Deuces)

LEE JONES [censored] ME 1

Dealt to 0evg0 [Js Qs]
cheapshot12: folds
jere_spades: folds
Big Gus59: folds
rp36: calls 30
MaddWolf is connected
0evg0: raises 90 to 120
joemoney1217: folds
OK-C-Dub: calls 105
InertGrudge: folds
rp36: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [3s 2s 3h]
OK-C-Dub: bets 120
rp36: folds
0evg0: raises 270 to 390
OK-C-Dub: raises 1892 to 2282 and is all-in
0evg0: calls 1892
*** TURN *** [3s 2s 3h] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [3s 2s 3h Kc] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OK-C-Dub: shows [5s 6s] (two pair, Fives and Threes)
0evg0: shows [Js Qs] (a pair of Threes)

lEE JONES [censored] ME 2

Dealt to 0evg0 [Th Ks]
jere_spades: folds
MaddWolf: folds
Big Gus59: folds
rp36: calls 30
0evg0: raises 90 to 120
joemoney1217: folds
OK-C-Dub: folds
InertGrudge: folds
cheapshot12: calls 90
rp36: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [5c 9s 8h]
cheapshot12: checks
rp36: checks
0evg0: bets 409 and is all-in
cheapshot12: folds
rp36: calls 409
0evg0 said, "wtf"
*** TURN *** [5c 9s 8h] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [5c 9s 8h Tc] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rp36: shows [Jd Qs] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
0evg0: shows [Th Ks] (a pair of Tens)

[0evg0]

Dealt to 0evg0 [Ad As]
Dewlap: folds
jerge88: raises 3000 to 6000
0evg0: raises 3000 to 9000
medlin100: folds
Comps: folds
cruisifier: folds
flopdreamer: calls 7500
rebuy13: folds
jerge88: raises 3000 to 12000
Betting is capped
0evg0: calls 3000
flopdreamer: calls 3000
*** FLOP *** [7s Js 8c]
flopdreamer: checks
jerge88: bets 3000
0evg0: raises 3000 to 6000
flopdreamer: raises 3000 to 9000
jerge88 said, "lol"
jerge88 said, "whatever"
jerge88: raises 3000 to 12000
Betting is capped
0evg0: calls 6000
flopdreamer: calls 3000
*** TURN *** [7s Js 8c] [5c]
cruisifier said, "lol"
flopdreamer: bets 2600 and is all-in
jerge88: raises 1705 to 4305 and is all-in
0evg0: calls 4305
*** RIVER *** [7s Js 8c 5c] [Qs]
0evg0 said, "OMG"
jerge88 said, "oh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jerge88: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
0evg0: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
jerge88 said, "lol"
jerge88 collected 1705 from side pot
0evg0 collected 1705 from side pot
flopdreamer: shows [9c Tc] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
0evg0 said, "WTF"
flopdreamer collected 82800 from main pot
0evg0 said, "WHAT"
0evg0 said, "A"
jerge88 said, "great play sir"
0evg0 said, "JOKE"

[Village Idiot]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f poker

that is all

[/ QUOTE ]

Does this have any thing to do with busting in the 100? I wasn't watching, but I saw you up on the leaderboard...next thing I know you are out 100th.

[/ QUOTE ]

Kind of


[/ QUOTE ]
If anyone at that table says NH after that I'm diving through my monitor to kill them very slowly.

[tubasteve]

[censored] SUMMER JOB + RETARDED PARENTS THAT WONT GET BROADBAND =

NO MTTS (OR 2+2 FOR THAT MATTER) UNTIL I CAN GET 5 MINUTES TO CALL VERIZON AND GET SOME DSL INSTALLED OR SOMETHING

ASDFKJSAD;KFLJSAD;FLKJASLD;KFJAS;LFJASLD;KFASDFLKS AJF;LKASDJF;LKASDJFL;KASDJFL;KASDJF

There. Sorry to my teammates, I was pretty much dead weight for the competition, and have been unable to play like anything since I left school.

I did just preorder HOH3 and the new Sklansky/Miller book so at least I'll have something to do if I can't actually play poker.

[0evg0]

iMsoLucky needs to post on here after the beat he took in the 530.

Raised to 3xbb preflop to 3k, 3 to flop, Lucky in SB.

Flop K78, all check.

Turn K782, UTG bets 4k, MP reraies to 12k, Lucky pushes 24k with 22.

MP tanks and calls with... 56.

River 9.

[dwatts1350]

All 3 to get knocked out of tournies of in the past 90 minutes.

TT &lt; JT when the board comes QQKK (Final table)
Full House 99944 loses to a Jack high FH on river.
AA &lt; QT on the first hand all in.


Inbetween being absolutely card dead.
QQ &lt; AA, JJ &lt; AA, JJ &lt; AA


I run hawt.

[yabastid]

[ QUOTE ]
iMsoLucky needs to post on here after the beat he took in the 530.

Raised to 3xbb preflop to 3k, 3 to flop, Lucky in SB.

Flop K78, all check.

Turn K782, UTG bets 4k, MP reraies to 12k, Lucky pushes 24k with 22.

MP tanks and calls with... 56.

River 9.

[/ QUOTE ]

Action Bob too.

Flops set of A's loses too rivered quads.

[dwatts1350]

AA &lt; KJ to get knocked out of another tourney, runner runner straight.

Why didn't I go to bed a few hours ago.

[0evg0]

Dealt to 0evg0 [Qd 9c]
jb's Bar: folds
kyleleston: folds
Vincent_26: folds
RexHavok: folds
nicksy: folds
0evg0: raises 400 to 600
Ynenk03: folds
BIGBLAKEY: calls 500
James26555: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks 6h 2s]
BIGBLAKEY: checks
0evg0: bets 800
BIGBLAKEY: calls 800
*** TURN *** [Ks 6h 2s] [5h]
BIGBLAKEY: bets 1200
0evg0: raises 2000 to 3200
BIGBLAKEY: calls 2000
*** RIVER *** [Ks 6h 2s 5h] [Ad]
BIGBLAKEY: checks
Ynenk03 said, "yo"
Ynenk03 said, "long way to go"
0evg0: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BIGBLAKEY: shows [Ah Js] (a pair of Aces)
0evg0: mucks hand
0evg0 said, "QWTF"
BIGBLAKEY collected 9400 from pot
0evg0 said, "WTF"
0evg0 said, "WTF"
0evg0 said, "WTF"

0evg0 said, "WTF"
James26555 said, "lol"
kyleleston: folds
Vincent_26: folds
RexHavok: folds
James26555 said, "nh"
0evg0 said, "NH?"
0evg0 said, "W"
0evg0 said, "T"
0evg0 said, "F"
nicksy: raises 400 to 600
0evg0: folds
Ynenk03: calls 600
BIGBLAKEY: folds
0evg0 said, "wbat"
Ynenk03 said, "i saw it"
James26555: folds
jb's Bar: folds
*** FLOP *** [2d Qs 8s]
0evg0 said, "what a joke"
nicksy: bets 600
0evg0 said, "****ing moron"
0evg0 said, "unreal"
Ynenk03: calls 600
*** TURN *** [2d Qs 8s] [3s]
0evg0 said, "ACE HIGH?"
0evg0 said, "WEEEEEEEEEEE"
0evg0 said, "THE NUTS"
nicksy: bets 1000
Ynenk03: raises 2000 to 3000
BIGBLAKEY said, "i had a feeling"
nicksy: raises 2895 to 5895 and is all-in
Ynenk03: folds
0evg0 said, "A FEELING"
0evg0 said, "LOOOOOOOOOL"

[timex]

I just watched one of the dumbest players I have ever seen win 115k.

[mlagoo]

maybe you should take some time off dude

[BadgerPro]

[ QUOTE ]
I just watched one of the dumbest players I have ever seen win 115k.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm speachless at that.

[timex]

How can people complain about a post I made in the whining thread?

[mlagoo]

who did that?

[A_Junglen]

May TLB Team Challenge + Adam = Burnt out Adam

[timex]

[ QUOTE ]
How can people mock a post I made in the whining thread?

[/ QUOTE ]

FMP

Complain is a bad choice of words, mock may be a bad choice too, I don't talk good.

[mlagoo]

DOESNT MATTER CUZ YOURE RICH BIATCH

[timex]

LOL, a fool and his money are soon parted. I'll lose my money very very soon making poor choices... like playing the 200 rebuy saturday, and getting in for $1000.

[Ansky]

[ QUOTE ]
Dealt to 0evg0 [Qd 9c]
jb's Bar: folds
kyleleston: folds
Vincent_26: folds
RexHavok: folds
nicksy: folds
0evg0: raises 400 to 600
Ynenk03: folds
BIGBLAKEY: calls 500
James26555: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks 6h 2s]
BIGBLAKEY: checks
0evg0: bets 800
BIGBLAKEY: calls 800
*** TURN *** [Ks 6h 2s] [5h]
BIGBLAKEY: bets 1200
0evg0: raises 2000 to 3200
BIGBLAKEY: calls 2000
*** RIVER *** [Ks 6h 2s 5h] [Ad]
BIGBLAKEY: checks
Ynenk03 said, "yo"
Ynenk03 said, "long way to go"
0evg0: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BIGBLAKEY: shows [Ah Js] (a pair of Aces)
0evg0: mucks hand
0evg0 said, "QWTF"
BIGBLAKEY collected 9400 from pot
0evg0 said, "WTF"
0evg0 said, "WTF"
0evg0 said, "WTF"

0evg0 said, "WTF"
James26555 said, "lol"
kyleleston: folds
Vincent_26: folds
RexHavok: folds
James26555 said, "nh"
0evg0 said, "NH?"
0evg0 said, "W"
0evg0 said, "T"
0evg0 said, "F"
nicksy: raises 400 to 600
0evg0: folds
Ynenk03: calls 600
BIGBLAKEY: folds
0evg0 said, "wbat"
Ynenk03 said, "i saw it"
James26555: folds
jb's Bar: folds
*** FLOP *** [2d Qs 8s]
0evg0 said, "what a joke"
nicksy: bets 600
0evg0 said, "****ing moron"
0evg0 said, "unreal"
Ynenk03: calls 600
*** TURN *** [2d Qs 8s] [3s]
0evg0 said, "ACE HIGH?"
0evg0 said, "WEEEEEEEEEEE"
0evg0 said, "THE NUTS"
nicksy: bets 1000
Ynenk03: raises 2000 to 3000
BIGBLAKEY said, "i had a feeling"
nicksy: raises 2895 to 5895 and is all-in
Ynenk03: folds
0evg0 said, "A FEELING"
0evg0 said, "LOOOOOOOOOL"

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow.

lol@ giving me [censored] for being sarcastic, that is some pretty disgusting chat.

[0evg0]

[ QUOTE ]
Wow.

lol@ giving me [censored] for being sarcastic, that is some pretty disgusting chat.

[/ QUOTE ]

I have thin-skin. And I think I'm bi-polar.

I'm sorry Ansky. Please be nice to me though. Everyone be nice.

Happy. Happy.

BTW, how bad was my play there?

[NHFunkii]

awful. and yeah, the chat sucks ass. someone makes a bad play? let it be. someone makes a good play and sucks out? let it be. someone makes a bad play and sucks out? let it be.

that's poker.

I lost AJ v AT, KQ v 99, and QQ v AQ in the stars million today. that's a $500 buyin, with almost 200 thousand dollars for first place. the people who went home with the money were really bad. you know what I did when I lost? I said nh, gg, gl.

[Ansky]

Oooooo funki are we playing that game now?

So w/ 60 left in the million last week, I open utg, sb shoves for 12x, bb reshoves with about 15x, and i insta call my last 10x more with KK. Sb has QQ... and bb has AQo!
3x avg stack in the pot, I'd be #4 in chips, obv A flops gg. I say nh gl and leave.

Today with 10 left in a 100r satellite to WPT paris, I get all in with AA vs KK. massive pot. K on turn. o well.

anyway, yeah, what funkii said, [censored] happens, deal with it and show some class... we don't want to all be hellmuths and matusows.

[NHFunkii]

we're not playing that game, it's not the point. I'm sure we could both go on for days about the beats we've had, and also the beats we've put on people. it's irrelevant. yeah, the true point is: hellmuth and matusow are bad at poker - do not emulate them.

[NoahSD]

Yeah, 0, you really have to stop berating the fish.

[nath]

I never should have left Turning Stone. [censored] online poker and especially tournaments.

[dwatts1350]

[ QUOTE ]
awful. and yeah, the chat sucks ass. someone makes a bad play? let it be. someone makes a good play and sucks out? let it be. someone makes a bad play and sucks out? let it be.

that's poker.

I lost AJ v AT, KQ v 99, and QQ v AQ in the stars million today. that's a $500 buyin, with almost 200 thousand dollars for first place. the people who went home with the money were really bad. you know what I did when I lost? I said nh, gg, gl.

[/ QUOTE ]

Reading this really made me feel better after getting busted out of the FT of a $5 MMT when my KK &lt; JJ. Sorta put things in persepctive lolol

[0evg0]

What's MMT?

[NoahSD]

First hand of 4/180.. flop set and stack two players.

First hand of 20/180. Flop set and get stacked by runner runner 1-card flush.

[nath]

I don't think I can win online anymore. I guess I have to win the ME this year or I get to go slowly busto (or move back with my parents so I can live in the same town as a casino).

[dwatts1350]

[ QUOTE ]
What's MMT?

[/ QUOTE ]

MTT. My frustration has caused me to go retarded.

[NoahSD]

I've always wanted to wake up with AA when someone overbet pushes.

PokerStars Game #5091914855: Tournament #25582552, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2006/05/29 - 18:33:44 (ET)
Table '25582552 14' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Cookie_Lee1 (4845 in chips)
Seat 2: Sleepyguy9 (25328 in chips)
Seat 3: warrenc (5569 in chips)
Seat 4: Winnypooh (3530 in chips)
Seat 5: nsd4eva (4852 in chips)
Seat 6: Pancone84 (3045 in chips)
Seat 7: griffan15 (7200 in chips)
Seat 8: yoshi579 (3775 in chips)
Pancone84: posts small blind 100
griffan15: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nsd4eva [Ad Ac]
yoshi579: folds
Cookie_Lee1: raises 4645 to 4845 and is all-in
Sleepyguy9: folds
warrenc: folds
Winnypooh: folds
nsd4eva: raises 7 to 4852 and is all-in
Pancone84: folds
griffan15: folds
Cookie_Lee1 said, "nh"
*** FLOP *** [9s Ts 6s]
*** TURN *** [9s Ts 6s] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [9s Ts 6s 9d] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Cookie_Lee1: shows [9c 9h] (four of a kind, Nines)
nsd4eva: shows [Ad Ac] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
Winnypooh said, "nice"
Cookie_Lee1 collected 9990 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9990 | Rake 0
Board [9s Ts 6s 9d Ks]
Seat 1: Cookie_Lee1 showed [9c 9h] and won (9990) with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: Sleepyguy9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: warrenc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Winnypooh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: nsd4eva (button) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 6: Pancone84 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: griffan15 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: yoshi579 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[adanthar]

Nath,

Just reading a bunch of your hand posts, you are way too LAGgy both PF and postflop and don't have the hand reading to make up for it.

Play ABC for a month. You'll be surprised.

[0evg0]

[ QUOTE ]
Nath,

Just reading a bunch of your hand posts, you are way too LAGgy both PF and postflop and don't have the hand reading to make up for it.

Play ABC for a month. You'll be surprised.

[/ QUOTE ]

BURN/

Now do me! Do me!

[bmxreed36]

PokerStars Game #5094229939: Tournament #25598041, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2006/05/29 - 22:05:28 (ET)
Table '25598041 6' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: kcdmo09 (1230 in chips)
Seat 2: scrillbill (1460 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: BronxBlue24 (2620 in chips)
Seat 4: deleon100 (3140 in chips)
Seat 5: doowain (1530 in chips)
Seat 6: Mulinari (750 in chips)
Seat 7: HawkGuy (3300 in chips)
Seat 8: bmxreed36 (1290 in chips)
Seat 9: Foreman (1260 in chips)
HawkGuy: posts small blind 15
bmxreed36: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bmxreed36 [Qh Qc]
Foreman: calls 30
kcdmo09: folds
scrillbill: folds
BronxBlue24: calls 30
deleon100: folds
doowain: folds
Mulinari: folds
HawkGuy: calls 15
scrillbill is connected
scrillbill has returned
bmxreed36: raises 180 to 210
Foreman: calls 180
BronxBlue24: folds
HawkGuy: calls 180
*** FLOP *** [7h 3h 6d]
HawkGuy: checks
bmxreed36: bets 1080 and is all-in
Foreman: calls 1050 and is all-in
HawkGuy: folds
*** TURN *** [7h 3h 6d] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [7h 3h 6d 4d] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bmxreed36: shows [Qh Qc] (a pair of Queens)
Foreman: shows [6c 4s] (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
Foreman collected 2760 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2760 | Rake 0
Board [7h 3h 6d 4d Js]
Seat 1: kcdmo09 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: scrillbill folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BronxBlue24 folded before Flop
Seat 4: deleon100 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: doowain folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Mulinari (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: HawkGuy (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: bmxreed36 (big blind) showed [Qh Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: Foreman showed [6c 4s] and won (2760) with two pair, Sixes and Fours

[mlagoo]

bmx,

that sucks.

but lol.

[Brandonjp13]

Just a simple question, do the lucky retards all show up at once?

[BadgerPro]

[censored] tournament poker... I'm going back to cash games.

[FGators]

Limp with pocket twos on the button after 3 limps from MP1,MP2 and cutoff.

Blinds check.

Flop is 88J r
Checks through
Turn 7 checks through
River 2, SB min bets, MP2 raises to 300, I push (is that horrible??)

Both call, MP2 has JJ for a flopped full house, SB has 77 for a turned full house, I have the worst hand.

[Brandonjp13]

PokerStars Game #5095792310: Tournament #25599461, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/05/30 - 00:07:50 (ET)
Table '25599461 8' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: ScottySixx (8204 in chips)
Seat 2: Frenzy1 (8875 in chips)
Seat 3: bobbyray912 (21208 in chips)
Seat 4: JohnnyParm (12775 in chips)
Seat 5: cowgirlup29 (4055 in chips)
Seat 6: mered (9051 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)
Seat 7: cubscolts (4615 in chips)
Seat 8: Chaos716 (9782 in chips)
Seat 9: gregw007 (11055 in chips)
ScottySixx: posts the ante 25
Frenzy1: posts the ante 25
bobbyray912: posts the ante 25
JohnnyParm: posts the ante 25
cowgirlup29: posts the ante 25
cubscolts: posts the ante 25
Chaos716: posts the ante 25
gregw007: posts the ante 25
cubscolts: posts small blind 200
Chaos716: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chaos716 [Ac Ah]
gregw007: folds
ScottySixx: folds
Frenzy1: folds
bobbyray912: calls 400
JohnnyParm: folds
cowgirlup29: folds
cubscolts: folds
Chaos716: raises 1600 to 2000
bobbyray912: calls 1600
*** FLOP *** [6s Th 9c]
Chaos716: bets 7757 and is all-in
bobbyray912: calls 7757
*** TURN *** [6s Th 9c] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [6s Th 9c 5h] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Chaos716: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
bobbyray912: shows [Qs Ts] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
Frenzy1 said, "ohhh"
bobbyray912 collected 19914 from pot
Frenzy1 said, "ouch"
ScottySixx said, "ouch"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19914 | Rake 0
Board [6s Th 9c 5h Qh]
Seat 1: ScottySixx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Frenzy1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: bobbyray912 showed [Qs Ts] and won (19914) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 4: JohnnyParm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: cowgirlup29 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cubscolts (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Chaos716 (big blind) showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: gregw007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


They always hit the damn 5 outers... I can't even push flops and get anyone to fold today... how the hell do you win like this?

[DiamondAce]

I can't win. I lose every all-in race. I've gotten AA cracked the last 2 times I've been deep in tourneys. I have been very unlucky the last 2 weeks. It's so painful that I laugh while feeling sorry for myself.

Ok, now I feel better.

[Brandonjp13]

I actaully want an answer for this if someone knows it, but what are the odds of someone having a pocket pair bigger then your pocket pairs assuming that you always have at least jacks? Just asking cause 4 times my last 180 SnG I was in that situation.

[0evg0]

first 5 minutes of $55

Dealt to 0evg0 [Ah Kh]
pokermen23: folds
0evg0: raises 40 to 60
neumann68005 is connected
tobypolo: calls 60
chrisb07: folds
pawnstar1: folds
yossie: folds
chickenswede: folds
Mr nOmadsen: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6h 9c]
0evg0: bets 80
tobypolo: calls 80
*** TURN *** [Ac 6h 9c] [6d]
0evg0: bets 120
tobypolo: calls 120
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6h 9c 6d] [Js]
0evg0: checks
tobypolo: bets 500
0evg0: calls 500
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tobypolo: shows [Jc As] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
0evg0: shows [Ah Kh] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)

Dealt to 0evg0 [6c Ac]
l&lt;THE ROCK&gt;l: folds
TheCheerman: folds
Liv-Amy05: folds
Tigerlavel: folds
0evg0: raises 40 to 60
DOMMEREN: folds
moncton27: folds
SuperChicken: folds
chris_fr: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Ah 5d Kd]
chris_fr: bets 40
0evg0: calls 40
*** TURN *** [Ah 5d Kd] [6s]
chris_fr: bets 120
0evg0: raises 510 to 630 and is all-in
chris_fr: calls 510
*** RIVER *** [Ah 5d Kd 6s] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chris_fr: shows [Ad Qd] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
0evg0: shows [6c Ac] (two pair, Aces and Kings - lower kicker)

[nath]

[ QUOTE ]
Nath,

Just reading a bunch of your hand posts, you are way too LAGgy both PF and postflop and don't have the hand reading to make up for it.

[/ QUOTE ]

...yet!

No, I've definitely gotten out of control. Could be partially because I haven't played much this month so when I do I'm itchy to get into like every pot I plausibly can, partially because I'm still readjusting from Turning Stone where the antes were so massive it was profitable to do things like raise 4 times a round, etc.

I was never very "ABC" but I used to not nearly look for the excuses to play hands that I have been. I always had a good reason even for doing the seemingly ridiculous.

OTOH other parts of my game have improved; I've gotten better at value betting thinner, somewhat better at hand reading (but not enough to play 42/30 or whatever it is I've been running the last couple weeks), etc.

[Stumpy]

[ QUOTE ]
I actaully want an answer for this if someone knows it, but what are the odds of someone having a pocket pair bigger then your pocket pairs assuming that you always have at least jacks? Just asking cause 4 times my last 180 SnG I was in that situation.

[/ QUOTE ]

A particular PP is 1/221. So QQ+ is 3/221, (1-3/221)^# players to act, so JJ UTG would be about 1 in 8.6

[willie]

i've been running really really bad the last 2 days

many nuts broken

then i'm over average in this party 33 and this blasts into me...


WOOOOOT


Table Regular(712467) Table #4 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 5: Dave__D ( $8875 )
Seat 7: rydewithme ( $31648 )
Seat 10: mr_nasty86 ( $19478 )
Seat 1: NUTS_HAWG ( $29114 )
Seat 3: dontomazo222 ( $21308 )
Seat 8: benlinn ( $16700 )
Seat 2: tonyn177111 ( $20761 )
Seat 4: bodhizafa ( $10065 )
Seat 6: sampan786 ( $8824 )
Seat 9: biznessclass ( $20707 )
Trny:24286693 Level:9
Blinds-Antes(600/1200-50)
NUTS_HAWG posts ante [50].
tonyn177111 posts ante [50].
dontomazo222 posts ante [50].
bodhizafa posts ante [50].
Dave__D posts ante [50].
sampan786 posts ante [50].
rydewithme posts ante [50].
benlinn posts ante [50].
biznessclass posts ante [50].
mr_nasty86 posts ante [50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to rydewithme [ Ac Ad ]
benlinn folds.
biznessclass folds.
mr_nasty86 folds.
NUTS_HAWG folds.
tonyn177111 folds.
dontomazo222 folds.
bodhizafa folds.
Dave__D folds.
sampan786 is all-In [8174]
rydewithme calls [7574].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kd, Qs, 2h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Js ]
** Dealing River ** [ Jh ]
sampan786 shows [ 9h, Jc ] three of a kind, jacks.
rydewithme shows [ Ac, Ad ] two pairs, aces and jacks.
sampan786 wins 18048 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, jacks.

[dwatts1350]

Christ I'm so sick of my TT-QQ running into AA-KK late in tournies. Every time the board shows 3 undercards too. The one time I had KK vs. JJ, a J flops and out in like 7th. It's been about 15 times in 3 days. Not to mention AA &lt; KJ and QT. Guy just got KK UTG twice in a row and AA once inbetween.

Coupled with the fact that I freakin suck, this only makes it worse.

My whine skills &gt; theirs however.

[CybrPunk]

[censored] poker. [censored] Lee Jones. [censored] the whole month of May. Most of all, just [censored]!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t1600 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP1 (t37882)
MP2 (t29185)
MP3 (t12639)
Hero (t53529)
Button (t57017)
SB (t127504)
BB (t23186)
UTG (t54980)
UTG+1 (t124242)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif, Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/club.gif.
[color=#666666]2 folds</font>, [color=#CC3333]MP1 raises to t8000</font>, [color=#666666]2 folds</font>, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to t53454</font>, [color=#666666]3 folds</font>, MP1 calls t29807 (All-In).

Flop: (t91786) Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/spade.gif, 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif, Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif [color=#0000FF](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t91786) Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/diamond.gif [color=#0000FF](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t91786) Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/heart.gif [color=#0000FF](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t91786

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
MP1 has Ah 9h (flush, ace high).
Hero has As Ac (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: MP1 wins t76139. Hero wins t15647. </font>

[stevepa]

I win the whining thread for may.

x-posted from other thread where I was whining:
(numbers in brackets include 180-man SNGs)

#MTT's: 113 (175)
ROI: -80.8% (-60.7%)
Profit: -$7270.90 (-$5989.30)
FT%: TWO [censored] FINAL TABLES BOTH IN [censored] POT LIMIT [censored] OMAHA (4%)

I am clearly a losing player. That is all.

Steve

[poopstar212]

i like to whine too heres so my bad beats for today. i actually really kept track of all of them but after looking at these its really depresssing and makes me want to kill myself so i dont think ill be doing this anymore and if u want a better picture multiply this by 6 months with it always happening at a crucial spot for loads of chips

AA &lt;&lt; JJ
KK &lt;&lt; A3
QQ &lt;&lt; JJ
QQ &lt;&lt; A10
QQ &lt;&lt; laid down to im sure KK or AA doesnt really matter tho
88 &lt;&lt; A3
AK &lt;&lt; A8
AQ &lt;&lt; AJ

and then i lost about 10 coinflips too and won like 2

oh yeah i had 2 suckouts too

AQ &gt;&gt; AK
and flepped trips drew out to a boat on flopped straight

[poopstar212]

i said i wasnt gonna keep track anymore but i have no self control and i must like pain. so i lost with queens already twice and kings once today. but this one is a real beaut. someone pleaz tell me where someone this stupid gets $20 from cuz i need some money too?



NL Texas Hold'em Level:3 Blinds(50/100)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: awesome guy ( $5962 )
Seat 3: ( $2989 )
Seat 4: ( $5865 )
Seat 5: ( $4462 )
Seat 6: ( $6146 )
Seat 7: ( $3589 )
Seat 8: me ( $4950 )
Seat 9: ( $4287 )
Seat 10: ( $3060 )
Seat 2: ( $7013 )

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to me Ad Ks ]
folds.
folds.
i calls [100].
folds.
folds.
awesome guy is all-In [5962]
folds.
folds.
folds.
folds.
me is all-In [4850]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, 6h, 7c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Js ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
i shows [ Ad, Ks ] high card ace.
awesome guy shows [ Jh, Qc ] a pair of jacks.
awesome guy who definatley desreves to win this donkament wins all my chips and breaks my spirit for all eternity

[0evg0]

1st 5 mins of 11+r+a

Dealt to 0evg0 [Qd Ac]
timtim888: calls 20
saff: folds
Palmguard: calls 20
PEPIV: folds
iamjosh: folds
eagle1253: calls 20
0evg0: raises 80 to 100
Mako232: calls 90
240sx_S14: folds
timtim888: calls 80
Palmguard: calls 80
eagle1253: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [4d 4s 6c]
Mako232: checks
timtim888: checks
Palmguard: checks
eagle1253: checks
0evg0: checks
*** TURN *** [4d 4s 6c] [Qs]
Mako232: checks
timtim888: checks
Palmguard: checks
eagle1253: checks
0evg0: bets 220
Mako232: folds
timtim888: folds
Palmguard: calls 220
eagle1253: folds
*** RIVER *** [4d 4s 6c Qs] [7s]
Palmguard: checks
0evg0: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Palmguard: shows [6s 9s] (a flush, Queen high)


Dealt to 0evg0 [Kd Jd]
iamjosh: folds
eagle1253: calls 20
0evg0: raises 60 to 80
Mako232: folds
240sx_S14: folds
timtim888: calls 80
saff: calls 80
Palmguard: folds
PEPIV: folds
eagle1253: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [4h Th Kc]
eagle1253: checks
0evg0: checks
timtim888: checks
saff: checks
*** TURN *** [4h Th Kc] [2d]
eagle1253: checks
0evg0: bets 200
timtim888: folds
saff: folds
eagle1253: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [4h Th Kc 2d] [Td]
saff re-buys and receives 1500 chips for $10.00
eagle1253: bets 160
0evg0 said, "youre kidding"
0evg0: calls 160
*** SHOW DOWN ***
eagle1253: shows [Tc Qc] (three of a kind, Tens)


Dealt to 0evg0 [Qd Ac]
Palmguard: folds
PEPIV: folds
iamjosh: folds
eagle1253: calls 20
0evg0: raises 67 to 87
Mako232: calls 87
240sx_S14: folds
Noodles53: folds
saff: folds
eagle1253: calls 67
*** FLOP *** [3c As 4d]
eagle1253: checks
0evg0: bets 143
Mako232: calls 143
eagle1253: calls 143
*** TURN *** [3c As 4d] [8d]
eagle1253: checks
0evg0: bets 411
Mako232: raises 589 to 1000 and is all-in
eagle1253: folds
0evg0: calls 589
*** RIVER *** [3c As 4d 8d] [6c]
0evg0 said, "unreal"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
0evg0: shows [Qd Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Mako232: shows [Ah 8s] (two pair, Aces and Eights)

[poopstar212]

i cant stop now

AQ &lt;&lt; A10 three spots away from getting a seat in the sunday million
AA &lt;&lt; KQ in the 20k
AK &lt;&lt; A10 in a $20 just now

will update with my bad beat from the 40k pretty soon

[NoahSD]

Why do I always hit a downswing when I start a new thing?

Can someone please confirm that the 20/180s are very similar to the 4/180s, so that I can rest assured that this is a swing and not a failure to adjust?

[bonds25]

[ QUOTE ]
Why do I always hit a downswing when I start a new thing?

Can someone please confirm that the 20/180s are very similar to the 4/180s, so that I can rest assured that this is a swing and not a failure to adjust?

[/ QUOTE ]

uh, the 20s are a bit harder actually, not alot though

[NoahSD]

PokerStars Game #5135965148: Tournament #25812059, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2006/06/03 - 01:44:19 (ET)
Table '25812059 6' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: betgo (10188 in chips)
Seat 2: jesusbj (18450 in chips)
Seat 3: nsd4eva (15488 in chips)
Seat 4: tazdevil1979 (18416 in chips)
Seat 5: Medlabtech12 (6180 in chips)
Seat 6: pooky420 (31141 in chips)
Seat 7: JPittBoss (15080 in chips)
betgo: posts the ante 50
jesusbj: posts the ante 50
nsd4eva: posts the ante 50
tazdevil1979: posts the ante 50
Medlabtech12: posts the ante 50
pooky420: posts the ante 50
JPittBoss: posts the ante 50
jesusbj: posts small blind 400
nsd4eva: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nsd4eva [Jh Jc]
tazdevil1979: folds
Medlabtech12: folds
pooky420: folds
JPittBoss: raises 1200 to 2000
betgo: folds
jesusbj: folds
nsd4eva: raises 13438 to 15438 and is all-in
JPittBoss: calls 13030 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9h 5d 3h]
*** TURN *** [9h 5d 3h] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [9h 5d 3h 4d] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nsd4eva: shows [Jh Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
JPittBoss: shows [5c 5s] (three of a kind, Fives)
JPittBoss collected 30810 from pot
JPittBoss said, "wanted a coinflip there sorry"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30810 | Rake 0
Board [9h 5d 3h 4d Td]
Seat 1: betgo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jesusbj (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: nsd4eva (big blind) showed [Jh Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 4: tazdevil1979 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Medlabtech12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pooky420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: JPittBoss showed [5c 5s] and won (30810) with three of a kind, Fives

[Ansky]

[censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] BALLS [censored] [censored] ASS FUCKK ASS

Hand #32045975-12064 at Yorktown Heights (No Limit Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 03/Jun/06 04:17:29

Senior Jota is at seat 0 with $2500.
ansky451 is at seat 1 with $4944.
deannadd is at seat 3 with $983.
sonofred is at seat 4 with $3610.50.
The button is at seat 1.

deannadd posts the small blind of $10.
sonofred posts the big blind of $25.
(Senior Jota did not post OT, is sitting out.)

ansky451: 5d 5h
deannadd: -- --
sonofred: -- --

Pre-flop:

ansky451 raises to $85. deannadd folds. sonofred
re-raises to $265. ansky451 calls.

Flop (board: 2c 5c 8d):

sonofred bets $540. ansky451 calls.

Turn (board: 2c 5c 8d 6c):

sonofred goes all-in for $2805.50. ansky451 calls.


River (board: 2c 5c 8d 6c Tc):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

sonofred shows Ad Ac.
sonofred has Ac 2c 5c 6c Tc: flush, ace high.
ansky451 mucks cards.
(ansky451 has 5d 5h.)


Hand #32045975-12064 Summary:

$1 is raked from a pot of $7231.
sonofred wins $7230 with flush, ace high.

[0evg0]

our beats &gt; that beat

sorry man.

[bonds25]

There goes 11$ ill never see again.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 (t9055)
MP1 (t5040)
MP2 (t11475)
CO (t3375)
Button (t6040)
SB (t13015)
Hero (t4385)
UTG (t2875)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K/images/graemlins/club.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif.
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, CO calls t200, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t600</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls t400, CO folds.

Flop: (t1375) 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets t600</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1600</font>, Button calls t1000.

Turn: (t4575) T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t2160 (All-In)</font>, Button calls t2160.

River: (t8895) 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t8895

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kc Jc (high card, king).
Button has Ts Ad (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Button wins t8895. </font>

[Ansky]

[ QUOTE ]
our beats &gt; that beat

sorry man.

[/ QUOTE ]

sorry I overlooked the 4 dollar beat, instead of you know, a 7k pot.

[A_Junglen]

[ QUOTE ]
our beats &gt; that beat

sorry man.

[/ QUOTE ]

I hope that was a typo.

[nath]

I think it's more likely he misused &gt; for &lt;.

Also, I played some full ring cash games today and I made lots more money than I usually do. [censored] this 6-max "get aggro with everything and guess if you're good by the end" stuff. Let me play my 30/12 and outflop these donkeys.

[Ansky]

heh not even a brutal beat really, just happens as i'm taking a shot.

that 10/25 on ub is pretty psycho aggro, but really bad LAGtard style.

I'LL BE BACK.

oh and this is the first time in probably like 8 months that I can honestly say I have gone on full blown tilt. Dusted off a few more buy ins. What a [censored] day in poker. I guess I'll have to wake up at 1:14 and win the stars 300.

gg my ub roll.

[0evg0]

PokerStars Game #5137661460: Tournament #25455728, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2006/06/03 - 08:41:22 (ET)
Table '25455728 30' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: 0evg0 (111137 in chips)
Seat 2: MrSmokey1 (67896 in chips)
Seat 3: gravball (77505 in chips)
Seat 4: hptuv23 (34402 in chips)
Seat 6: bigslick328 (27715 in chips)
Seat 7: monader (48209 in chips)
Seat 8: Pure_Frenzy (228509 in chips)
Seat 9: ollypoker (105261 in chips)
0evg0: posts the ante 75
MrSmokey1: posts the ante 75
gravball: posts the ante 75
hptuv23: posts the ante 75
bigslick328: posts the ante 75
monader: posts the ante 75
Pure_Frenzy: posts the ante 75
ollypoker: posts the ante 75
MrSmokey1: posts small blind 800
gravball: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 0evg0 [8h 8s]
hptuv23: folds
bigslick328: raises 4800 to 6400
monader: folds
Pure_Frenzy: folds
ollypoker: folds
0evg0: calls 6400
MrSmokey1: folds
gravball: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac Kd Ad]
bigslick328: checks
0evg0: checks
*** TURN *** [Ac Kd Ad] [8d]
bigslick328: bets 21240 and is all-in
0evg0: calls 21240
0evg0 said, "i dont like calling this"
*** RIVER *** [Ac Kd Ad 8d] [Kh]
0evg0 said, "yeah"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bigslick328: shows [Ah Th] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
0evg0: shows [8h 8s] (a full house, Eights full of Aces)
bigslick328 collected 58280 from pot

[poopstar212]

god dammit. i didnt post my 40k bad beat last night when my two pair on the flop &lt;&lt; AA hitting trips on the turn after the money went in.

but i should have since then i titled out of $40 tourney that i only sort of signed up for since i was still in the 40k but then after that beat it made me sick to look at the computer screen after all day like that so i then called off all my chips when my AK of spades kit a king high flop with two spades but of course the guys got KK for trips kings and i knew i was beat and of course no [censored] spade

so then im really on tilt and need to start drinking alot to calm myself down and so i go to feel like [censored] this morning and then it picks up right where it left off last night in a $20 this morning didnt even get a chance to drink my fng coffee yet two pair again on the flop &lt;&lt; weak ass flush draw. wtf who put the goddam evil eye on me?

[Vraket]

I think the 4s are harder.

Scenario; You find TT in late position. 5 limpers so you make a decent good raise. 4/5 limpers call. Obv one of them will break your tens.

[LegendofLink]

I get HU in a $20/180 sng when the following hand occurs, perfect execution of the c/r overpush, knowing if he had any pair he's calling off all his chips cuz he won't put me on Ace...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t6000 (2 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter (http://www.pokerhand.org)

Hero (t150150)
Button (t119850)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
Button calls t3000, Hero checks.

Flop: (t9300) 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif, A/images/graemlins/club.gif, K/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets t6000</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t143850</font>, Button calls t107550 (All-In).

Turn: (t266700) K/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t266700) 8/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t266700

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ad 7s (two pair, aces and kings).
Button has Kd 7c (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Button wins t236400. Hero wins t30300. </font>

oh well, nice two outer...down to 30k, my A9 is no match for his 66 2 hands later

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, why me

[NoahSD]

Ugh.. I forgot to play poker well for a hand and it ended up being expensive:

PokerStars Game #5146136688: Tournament #25455775, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (2000/4000) - 2006/06/04 - 00:50:59 (ET)
Table '25455775 24' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Str8FlushGus (24767 in chips)
Seat 2: jenniduke (54163 in chips)
Seat 3: b_lotheafguy (65354 in chips)
Seat 4: Tbird05 (112490 in chips)
Seat 6: Matttt B (54015 in chips)
Seat 7: ToNyC08 (91068 in chips)
Seat 8: GoBlue78 (44448 in chips)
Seat 9: nsd4eva (162028 in chips)
Str8FlushGus: posts the ante 200
jenniduke: posts the ante 200
b_lotheafguy: posts the ante 200
Tbird05: posts the ante 200
Matttt B: posts the ante 200
ToNyC08: posts the ante 200
GoBlue78: posts the ante 200
nsd4eva: posts the ante 200
Tbird05: posts small blind 2000
Matttt B: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nsd4eva [Jh 9c]
ToNyC08: folds
GoBlue78: folds
nsd4eva: raises 6000 to 10000
Str8FlushGus: folds
jenniduke: folds
b_lotheafguy: calls 10000
Tbird05: folds
Matttt B: folds
*** FLOP *** [7c 6d 8c]
nsd4eva: checks
b_lotheafguy: bets 55154 and is all-in
nsd4eva: calls 55154
*** TURN *** [7c 6d 8c] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [7c 6d 8c Qs] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nsd4eva: shows [Jh 9c] (a pair of Queens)
b_lotheafguy: shows [Kc Jc] (a pair of Queens - King kicker)
b_lotheafguy collected 137908 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 137908 | Rake 0
Board [7c 6d 8c Qs Qh]
Seat 1: Str8FlushGus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jenniduke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: b_lotheafguy (button) showed [Kc Jc] and won (137908) with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: Tbird05 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Matttt B (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ToNyC08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: GoBlue78 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: nsd4eva showed [Jh 9c] and lost with a pair of Queens

[NoahSD]

PokerStars Game #5146373268: Tournament #25455775, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (4000/8000) - 2006/06/04 - 01:16:08 (ET)
Table '25455775 24' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Str8FlushGus (50068 in chips)
Seat 2: jenniduke (179578 in chips)
Seat 3: pochubba (60617 in chips)
Seat 4: Tbird05 (80890 in chips)
Seat 5: Crzyguy9 (135126 in chips)
Seat 6: AceyMcFlop (272520 in chips)
Seat 7: ToNyC08 (43668 in chips)
Seat 9: nsd4eva (119791 in chips)
Str8FlushGus: posts the ante 400
jenniduke: posts the ante 400
pochubba: posts the ante 400
Tbird05: posts the ante 400
Crzyguy9: posts the ante 400
AceyMcFlop: posts the ante 400
ToNyC08: posts the ante 400
nsd4eva: posts the ante 400
Crzyguy9: posts small blind 4000
AceyMcFlop: posts big blind 8000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nsd4eva [Th Ad]
ToNyC08: folds
nsd4eva: raises 12000 to 20000
Str8FlushGus: folds
jenniduke: folds
pochubba: folds
Tbird05: folds
Crzyguy9: folds
AceyMcFlop: calls 12000
*** FLOP *** [Ac 8s 5d]
AceyMcFlop: bets 16000
nsd4eva: calls 16000
*** TURN *** [Ac 8s 5d] [9s]
AceyMcFlop: bets 8000
nsd4eva: calls 8000
*** RIVER *** [Ac 8s 5d 9s] [3s]
AceyMcFlop: bets 48000
nsd4eva: calls 48000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AceyMcFlop: shows [As 4s] (a flush, Ace high)
nsd4eva: mucks hand
AceyMcFlop collected 191200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 191200 | Rake 0
Board [Ac 8s 5d 9s 3s]
Seat 1: Str8FlushGus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jenniduke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pochubba folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Tbird05 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Crzyguy9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: AceyMcFlop (big blind) showed [As 4s] and won (191200) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: ToNyC08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: nsd4eva mucked [Th Ad]

[DLizzle]

Oh my gizzod. If I win this, I probably win tournament, $4000 first prize.

Full Tilt Poker Game #687083883: $12,500 Guarantee (4403301), Table 12 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:58:48 ET - 2006/06/04
Seat 3: Slick81 (19,731)
Seat 4: Steven67776 (13,817)
Seat 5: kwob20 (61,018)
Seat 7: thegoogs (22,713)
Seat 8: DLizzle (36,748)
Seat 9: MegaStack (36,157)
Slick81 antes 150
Steven67776 antes 150
kwob20 antes 150
thegoogs antes 150
DLizzle antes 150
MegaStack antes 150
DLizzle posts the small blind of 600
MegaStack posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DLizzle [As Ac]
Slick81 folds
Steven67776 folds
kwob20 folds
thegoogs folds
DLizzle raises to 3,600
MegaStack: lol
MegaStack has 15 seconds left to act
MegaStack calls 2,400
*** FLOP *** [9s 6d Qh]
DLizzle bets 6,000
MegaStack raises to 20,400
DLizzle raises to 32,998, and is all in
MegaStack calls 12,007, and is all in
DLizzle shows [As Ac]
kwob20: wow
MegaStack shows [9d Ad]
Uncalled bet of 591 returned to DLizzle
*** TURN *** [9s 6d Qh] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [9s 6d Qh 9c] [Tc]
DLizzle shows two pair, Aces and Nines
MegaStack shows three of a kind, Nines
MegaStack wins the pot (72,914) with three of a kind, Nines
kwob20: oh my goodness
Steven67776: wow
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 72,914 | Rake 0
Board: [9s 6d Qh 9c Tc]
Seat 3: Slick81 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Steven67776 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: kwob20 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: thegoogs (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: DLizzle (small blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 9: MegaStack (big blind) showed [9d Ad] and won (72,914) with three of a kind, Nines

[JSchnett]

I'm never going to final table a party, super/special/200k/500k

[censored] YOU DIKSHIT
http://images.forbes.com/media/lists/77/2005/7XUE.jpg

[LegendofLink]

[ QUOTE ]
PokerStars Game #5146373268: Tournament #25455775, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (4000/8000) - 2006/06/04 - 01:16:08 (ET)
Table '25455775 24' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Str8FlushGus (50068 in chips)
Seat 2: jenniduke (179578 in chips)
Seat 3: pochubba (60617 in chips)
Seat 4: Tbird05 (80890 in chips)
Seat 5: Crzyguy9 (135126 in chips)
Seat 6: AceyMcFlop (272520 in chips)
Seat 7: ToNyC08 (43668 in chips)
Seat 9: nsd4eva (119791 in chips)
Str8FlushGus: posts the ante 400
jenniduke: posts the ante 400
pochubba: posts the ante 400
Tbird05: posts the ante 400
Crzyguy9: posts the ante 400
AceyMcFlop: posts the ante 400
ToNyC08: posts the ante 400
nsd4eva: posts the ante 400
Crzyguy9: posts small blind 4000
AceyMcFlop: posts big blind 8000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nsd4eva [Th Ad]
ToNyC08: folds
nsd4eva: raises 12000 to 20000
Str8FlushGus: folds
jenniduke: folds
pochubba: folds
Tbird05: folds
Crzyguy9: folds
AceyMcFlop: calls 12000
*** FLOP *** [Ac 8s 5d]
AceyMcFlop: bets 16000
nsd4eva: calls 16000
*** TURN *** [Ac 8s 5d] [9s]
AceyMcFlop: bets 8000
nsd4eva: calls 8000
*** RIVER *** [Ac 8s 5d 9s] [3s]
AceyMcFlop: bets 48000
nsd4eva: calls 48000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AceyMcFlop: shows [As 4s] (a flush, Ace high)
nsd4eva: mucks hand
AceyMcFlop collected 191200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 191200 | Rake 0
Board [Ac 8s 5d 9s 3s]
Seat 1: Str8FlushGus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jenniduke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pochubba folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Tbird05 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Crzyguy9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: AceyMcFlop (big blind) showed [As 4s] and won (191200) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: ToNyC08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: nsd4eva mucked [Th Ad]

[/ QUOTE ]

not to hate, but you played this horridly, your actions from turn and beyond are not good

[Ansky]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
PokerStars Game #5146373268: Tournament #25455775, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (4000/8000) - 2006/06/04 - 01:16:08 (ET)
Table '25455775 24' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Str8FlushGus (50068 in chips)
Seat 2: jenniduke (179578 in chips)
Seat 3: pochubba (60617 in chips)
Seat 4: Tbird05 (80890 in chips)
Seat 5: Crzyguy9 (135126 in chips)
Seat 6: AceyMcFlop (272520 in chips)
Seat 7: ToNyC08 (43668 in chips)
Seat 9: nsd4eva (119791 in chips)
Str8FlushGus: posts the ante 400
jenniduke: posts the ante 400
pochubba: posts the ante 400
Tbird05: posts the ante 400
Crzyguy9: posts the ante 400
AceyMcFlop: posts the ante 400
ToNyC08: posts the ante 400
nsd4eva: posts the ante 400
Crzyguy9: posts small blind 4000
AceyMcFlop: posts big blind 8000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nsd4eva [Th Ad]
ToNyC08: folds
nsd4eva: raises 12000 to 20000
Str8FlushGus: folds
jenniduke: folds
pochubba: folds
Tbird05: folds
Crzyguy9: folds
AceyMcFlop: calls 12000
*** FLOP *** [Ac 8s 5d]
AceyMcFlop: bets 16000
nsd4eva: calls 16000
*** TURN *** [Ac 8s 5d] [9s]
AceyMcFlop: bets 8000
nsd4eva: calls 8000
*** RIVER *** [Ac 8s 5d 9s] [3s]
AceyMcFlop: bets 48000
nsd4eva: calls 48000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AceyMcFlop: shows [As 4s] (a flush, Ace high)
nsd4eva: mucks hand
AceyMcFlop collected 191200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 191200 | Rake 0
Board [Ac 8s 5d 9s 3s]
Seat 1: Str8FlushGus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jenniduke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pochubba folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Tbird05 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Crzyguy9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: AceyMcFlop (big blind) showed [As 4s] and won (191200) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: ToNyC08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: nsd4eva mucked [Th Ad]

[/ QUOTE ]

not to hate, but you played this horridly, your actions from turn and beyond are not good

[/ QUOTE ]

you are wrong.

river is close, but turn is def fine

[NoahSD]

Lol.. how come everyone I show that hand to tells me I misplayed the turn? The turn is so obviously correct. I think people in general hate calling down.

I should've thought longer on the river. The increased bet size is a pretty obvious tell... I don't think it's even that close. Just sucks to put him on exactly Ax/images/graemlins/spade.gif.

Edit: or A3

[poopstar212]

thers no way this is possible. i know this stuff happenes, but how does it keep happening to the same guy? this is unreal. im going to call guiness soon. this same thing happened to me with kings twice recently when i lost to both of the retards who were in the pot with junk. this is especially gay too since it spent a bunch on rebuys to get that stack and if i won that pot i would had close to 80k chips. im gonna throw up something

Table $15K Gtd. Rebuy(718566) Table #36 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: retard 1( $15568 )
Seat 2: ( $8991 )
Seat 3: ( $32082 )
Seat 4: ( $30609 )
Seat 7: reatard 2( $30632 )
Seat 8: ( $4719 )
Seat 9: ( $23859 )
Seat 10: me( $33605 )
Seat 6: ( $15527 )
Seat 5: ( $16276 )

Blinds(200/400)

Dealt to me [ Qh Qc ]

4 folds.
retard 1 calls [400].
folds.
folds.
i raise [1320].
reatard 2 raises [3732].
folds.
reatard 1 calls [3532].
i go all-In [32285]
retard 2 is all-In [11636]
retard 1 is all-In [26700]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, 6h, 7s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ad ]
reatard 2 shows [ 6s, 6d ] three of a kind, sixes.
retard 1 shows [ Qs, As ] a pair of aces.
i shows [ Qh, Qc ] a pair of queens.
i wins 2973 chips from side pot #2 with a pair of queens.
retard 1 wins 30128 chips from side pot #1 with a pair of aces.
reatard 2 wins 47104 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, sixes.

[cameronw01]

Sweet morning.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP1 (t2925)
MP2 (t1880)
MP3 (t1780)
<font color="#C00000">CO :#A500AF(Moran1)/ (t2560)</font>
Button (t3110)
SB (t2465)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t2385)</font>
UTG (t2660)
UTG+1 (t1550)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K/images/graemlins/spade.gif, K/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
UTG calls t50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls t50, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to t100</font>, MP3 calls t100, <font color="#CC3333">CO :#A500AF(Moran1)/ raises to t500</font>, Button calls t500, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2385</font>, UTG folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO :#A500AF(Moran1)/ calls t1885, Button folds.

Flop: (t5595) Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif, T/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 7/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t5595) 4/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t5595) 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t5595

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ks Kh (one pair, kings).
Moran1 has Qs Qd (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: Moran1 wins t5595. </font>

Can't be bothered finding a converter for Full Tilt, that same thing happened there also.

I just lost four consecutive flips in a rebuy.

[poopstar212]

this one was pretty sweet for it being 6/6/6 day aand all. at first i wasnt really paying attention to the board but i saw that it was all pretty low cards which i thought was good and then the turn came and i was like sweet i got a full boat but then when the river came i was like awesome not an ace this time i finally won and then i started to realize that it was mabye too many low cards aaaaaahhhhhhh the devils come to get me aaahh


NL Texas Hold'em Level:8 Blinds-Antes(400/800-25)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: $11389 )
Seat 2: ( $18500 )
Seat 3: ( $14344 )
Seat 8: me( $4276 )
Seat 10: ( $21403 )
Seat 5: devil worshiper( $2090 )
Seat 7: ( $17800 )
Seat 9: ( $10585 )
Seat 4: ( $28914 )
Seat 6: ( $13068 )

Blinds-Antes(400/800-25

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to me[ Ts Td ]
devil worshiper raises [1600].
folds.
folds.
i go all-In [4251]
folds.
folds.
folds.
folds.
folds.
folds.

devil worshiper is all-In [465]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, 6s, 6d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
devil worshiper shows [ 9s, Ad ] four of a kind, sixes.
i shows [ Ts, Td ] four of a kind, sixes.
i wins 2186 chips from side pot #1 with four of a kind, sixes.
devil worshiper wins 5580 chips from the main pot with four of a kind, sixes with ace kicker.

[cameronw01]

ARE YOU FUCING KIDDING ME THEKINGD I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU [censored] PIECE OF [censored].

There is a non-zero possibility I never play another hand of poker after this [censored] today.

[mlagoo]

i h8 poker

[cameronw01]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/4520/kktoday0xt.jpg
Good day for KK.

[DemonDeac]

0evg0,
didnt u make like 6 FTs in 2 days??

welcome to running like dogsh*t

[NoahSD]

So glad someone bumped this. I placed 10th in 3 20/180s today.

[cameronw01]

These [censored] idiots play so [censored] badly but I can NEVER [censored] WIN. [censored] LEE JONES.


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t50/t100
9 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Stack sizes:
UTG: t710
UTG+1: t3165
MP1: t1730
MP2: t5750
MP3: t5990
CO: t3795
HERO: t4185
SB: t4995
BB: t3615

Pre-flop: (9 players) HERO is Button with 9/images/graemlins/club.gif 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif
UTG calls t100 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t150)</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls t100 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t250)</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to t200</font>, HERO calls t200 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t550)</font>, SB calls t150 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t750)</font>, BB calls t100 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t900)</font>, UTG calls t100 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t1000)</font>, MP1 calls t100 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t1100)</font>.

Flop: 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif J/images/graemlins/club.gif J/images/graemlins/heart.gif (t1200, 6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP1 checks, CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">HERO bets t600</font>, SB calls t600 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t1800)</font>, 4 folds.

Turn: 3/images/graemlins/club.gif (t2400, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">HERO bets t1200</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises all-in t4195</font>, <font color="#cc0000">HERO calls all-in t2185</font>.
Uncalled bets: t810 returned to SB.

Wow I wonder what you have you [censored] moron.

River: T/images/graemlins/club.gif (t9170, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t9170)


Results:
Final pot: t9170
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed Td Js</font>

I hope you get hit by a truck.

[LegendofLink]

near the bubble of a 20/180, villian has displayed a propensity for opening for 4xBB with mid pairs and AJ in prior orbits, i don't have many chips myself and would like to race here to try and pick up chips, or i might have him dominated...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (9 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter (http://www.pokerhand.org)

CO (t8616)
Button (t2797)
SB (t7545)
Hero (t4622)
UTG (t11396)
UTG+1 (t4895)
MP1 (t18043)
MP2 (t4815)
MP3 (t3020)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif, A/images/graemlins/club.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls t400, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises to t1600</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t4597</font>, MP1 folds, MP3 calls t1395 (All-In).

Flop: (t8167) 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif, Q/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t8167) K/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t8167) A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t8167

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qh Ac (full house, queens full of aces).
MP3 has Ah As (full house, aces full of queens).
Outcome: MP3 wins t6565. Hero wins t1602. </font>
i realize i sucked out first, but considering my QQ had been cracked by underpairs TWICE in this tourney already, i'd think i was due....guess not.

[NoahSD]

"JTo is my favorite hand"
-The owner of NoahSD's chips

[gobboboy]

Lost a coinflip for the chiplead with 3 tables left in the UB 200k. AK v QQ, K high flop. Runner runner straight. So dumb.

[NoahSD]

Last night.. I shortstacked PLO cash games for some reason. Tonight I'm shortstacking NLHE games and coming out of it extremely wealthy.

[tubasteve]

[ QUOTE ]
Last night.. I shortstacked PLO cash games for some reason. Tonight I'm shortstacking NLHE games and coming out of it extremely wealthy.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll take my 10% "idea commision"

[NoahSD]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Last night.. I shortstacked PLO cash games for some reason. Tonight I'm shortstacking NLHE games and coming out of it extremely wealthy.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll take my 10% "idea commision"

[/ QUOTE ]

You owe me $1. Stars name is nsd4eva, loc is providence.

[nath]

I HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING SINCE THURSDAY

[cameronw01]

[ QUOTE ]
I HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING SINCE THURSDAY

[/ QUOTE ]

MONEY GIVES YOU CANCER. ENJOY YOUR CANCER WINNER-BOY.

[JSchnett]

[ QUOTE ]
I HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING SINCE YESTERDAY!I HATE POKER ALREADY

[/ QUOTE ]

[LearnedfromTV]

Ungrateful whine:

I won a World Series seat yesterday and yet I still can't get over the dumb play I just made to bust 90th in the Party Million (and win another $1500).

NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH.

Someone punch me.

[LegendofLink]

look at the chipstacks, the monster CL is an ultra donk who is LITERALLY making it 35k or more to go each and every hand. I find AJ utg and raise, when he reraises I figure to be WAY ahead of his range, given the fact that he has bet out a ridiculous amount the last 12 or so hands in a row...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t1600 (5 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter (http://www.pokerhand.org)

SB (t130214)
BB (t26509)
Hero (t43891)
MP (t31812)
Button (t37574)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t4800</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t46400</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls t39016 (All-In).

Flop: (t90441) 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t90441) 2/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t90441) 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t90441

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Js As (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ah Jd (one pair, twos).
Outcome: SB wins t90441. </font>

i hate my life

[mikeymer]

this is the worst i have run in the 2+ years I have been playing... it's torture.

[nath]

I KEEP [censored] UP AND IMPLODING AT THE FINAL TWO TABLES OF EVERY STARS EVENT I ENTER

[A_Junglen]

I'm nailing every flush draw, overpairs are holding up, making tons of money, meeting tons of awesome people, and getting better everyday!

[censored], wrong forum!

[coxquinn]

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I'm nailing every flush draw, overpairs are holding up, making tons of money, meeting tons of awesome people, and getting better everyday!

[censored], wrong forum!

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