*Official* MTT Team Challenge 05.03.06

[Jurollo]

*Official* MTT Team Challenge 05.03.06

[Jurollo]

Bump. GL today to all.
~Justin

[dmk]

Who's already burned out?! :P

[bestcellar]

Got a 4/180 and a $100 NL going, need help in each about an hour in.

Gonna fire up one more tourney and then I'm off to Vegas. Hopefully my teammates will magically appear by the time I get back...

[bestcellar]

running a semibluff at 4/180 = getting called down by middle pair no kicker. I'm off to kill myself.

[NHFunkii]

nice icon

[Caldarooni]

Good morning bitches.

[bestcellar]

shortstacked 18/22 left out of 142 in the $100. I think everyone gets TLB now but I'm not sure

[bestcellar]

21st for 78.04 TLB. Just once, I would like to know what is it like to have a big stack late in a tournament. Just once.

[Skjonne]

Starting this evening first one: A 4/180. the_main, could use please give notice when you have filled the Cat A with 4/180 wins? Then I won't have to play them anymore

[zipppy]

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Good morning bitches.

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This competition is so great.

[Foucault]

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Justin's avatar is so great.

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[Caldarooni]

Get a room.

[Skjonne]

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Justin's avatar makes me feel soooo sad for all Canadians

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[rockin]

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Justin's avatar makes me feel soooo sad for all Canadians

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Where is this Canada place everyone keeps talking about?

[Foucault]

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Justin's avatar makes me feel soooo sad for all Canadians

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Where is this Canada place everyone keeps talking about?

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Anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there.

[Skjonne]

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miss Canada

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pics please

[Foucault]

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miss Canada

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pics please

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NSFW (http://www.insaneclips.com/misscanadavideo.php)

[Caldarooni]

Wow. Are $3 rebuys fun.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

[Mi_T_Sharp]

I'm at work. SIGH.......

Poker Stars must miss me by now.

[Caldarooni]

Top 10 $3 rebuy at first break. That was a lot of fun.

[Skjonne]

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Top 10 $3 rebuy at first break. That was a lot of fun.

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302nd with 11K. But I'll get you

[Jurollo]

I feel like [censored], so I am probably not drinking tonight, which means more marathon poker.

[NHFunkii]

the fact that it's WEDNESDAY has nothing to do with it.

[Jurollo]

I just got out of my final college class ever, so drinking is still a possibility tonight.
~Justin

[SinPies]

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I just got out of my final college class ever, so drinking is still a possibility tonight.
~Justin

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Congrats man! That's a great feeling until about a year later when you realize that college was more fun than the real world. Hypothetically speaking ...

[Jurollo]

News: Just so everyone knows we might be getting our own forum for this challenge soon, it wont be on the green bar, but it will be something that I will rule and we can clutter as much as we want.
~Justin

[Caldarooni]

Justin,

I would like my owm forum as well.

Respectfully,

May TLB Winner

[dmk]

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News: Just so everyone knows we might be getting our own forum for this challenge soon, it wont be on the green bar, but it will be something that I will rule and we can clutter as much as we want.
~Justin

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that would be great...and then when the month is over we can convert it into the official sweat forum.........right? WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE

[bosoxx05]

I was just thinking about how I haven't had my kings run into aces lately...out of the 3R

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com (http://www.internettexasholdem.com)

MP3 (t18471)
CO (t4125)
Hero (t7383)
SB (t11946)
BB (t39383)
UTG (t13539)
UTG+1 (t15730)
MP1 (t14485)
MP2 (t8775)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K/images/graemlins/heart.gif, K/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, MP3 calls t200, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1000</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises to t10625</font>, Hero calls t6358 (All-In).

Flop: (t18158) 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t18158) 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t18158) 3/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t18158

[Jurollo]

Well what it might turn into is a Jurollo Events forum, but sweat could reside there too.
~Justin

[dmk]

Ya, figured.

BTW, something I thought of, we should have each team captain nominate a MVP for their team at the end of the month, and there could be some sort of tournament for them...some sort of prizes, don't really know, just something I thought of. Or the captains could vote for the league MVP out of those 12 or something...something to keep in mind

[Jurollo]

I've already thought about picking all star teams too and having them play something.

[Skjonne]

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News: Just so everyone knows we might be getting our own forum for this challenge soon, it wont be on the green bar, but it will be something that I will rule and we can clutter as much as we want.
~Justin

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On a related note: How about creating a weekly/monthly thread for crap and smack and [censored]? I think I saw that in one of the other forums. Basically our own little OOT in MTT.

I know he have OOT but most people over there are weird and stuff and they have this mod called [censored] that acts like a megalomaniac.

But I like talking about other things than poker. What beers do you guys like? Is darts a sport? What’s with this Canada country? Etc etc.

I think it could be fun and it would keep the forum and the threads cleaner.

Well, just a thought

[Skjonne]

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Top 10 $3 rebuy at first break. That was a lot of fun.

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302nd with 11K. But I'll get you

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Out on a bluff. I represented the Q on the river. He had QQ /images/graemlins/blush.gif

In a $20 with Sirio to my right /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Caldarooni]

52/436. My plan for that hour seemed to be to get involved in big pots as a big favorite and lose. Rebounded some at the end.

[Matt24]

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I just got out of my final college class ever, so drinking is still a possibility tonight.
~Justin

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You should be drinking

[Jurollo]

I am playing a $3 stud tourney right now, how can anyone enjoy this game?
~Justin

[Chrisman886]

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52/436. My plan for that hour seemed to be to get involved in big pots as a big favorite and lose. Rebounded some at the end.

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You should really just stick with Fantasy Baseball.

[Matt24]

Message to my Team: Get some play in the next few days, cuz I have the Derby Clash $1k buyin tonight at Caesars, I have golf tomorrow, not sure if I will go out and drink afterwards or not, of course I will be getting drunk Friday, and of course Derby Day equals total drunkedness Saturday, hope someone can pick up at least a little slack. If not, we will kick some ass starting Sunday when I win the Million.

[Caldarooni]

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52/436. My plan for that hour seemed to be to get involved in big pots as a big favorite and lose. Rebounded some at the end.

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You should really just stick with Fantasy Baseball.

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Don't sweat it. 8/267 now.

[LionelHutz00]

I'm starting to hate poker.

[Skjonne]

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I'm starting to hate poker.

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I'm pretty sure I hate it more

[TwistedEcho]

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I'm starting to hate poker.

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I'm pretty sure I hate it more

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in for just over $300 in the 35k, 20 mins of rebuy left.

I hate poker most /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[BadgerPro]

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I'm starting to hate poker.

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I'm pretty sure I hate it more

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I'm with you guys. I'm taking the night off to go play softball. Sorry team. Well, not the night off I should be back on around midnight CST and then I'll put in another marathon session.

[Skjonne]

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I'm starting to hate poker.

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I'm pretty sure I hate it more

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in for just over $300 in the 35k, 20 mins of rebuy left.

I hate poker most /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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I'll post my stats for the first three days of May when I've finished busting my last three tourneys for today.

I bet, you'll admit, I hate poker the most

[BadgerPro]

You can still get in on the individual TLB bet if you want. $100 to BadgerPro. We have 5 in already and I would hope to get at least 5 more.

[Exitonly]

yea, come on guys, i'm 1500th on the month, and i'm in.

[Caldarooni]

I just screwed the pooch. Lost a 200k pot, on life support in the $3 rebuy.

[LionelHutz00]

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I'm starting to hate poker.

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I'm pretty sure I hate it more

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in for just over $300 in the 35k, 20 mins of rebuy left.

I hate poker most /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Right after I said that I hate poker, this hand came up in the $35k:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com (http://www.internettexasholdem.com)

SB (t13730)
Hero (t9365)
UTG (t1295)
UTG+1 (t7040)
MP1 (t3000)
MP2 (t8270)
MP3 (t16915)
CO (t5200)
Button (t9225)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls t50, MP2 calls t50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls t50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (t250) J/images/graemlins/club.gif, 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, CO checks.

Turn: (t250) 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t400</font>, MP1 calls t400, MP2 folds, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1000</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2600</font>, MP1 folds, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t13680</font>, Hero calls t6715 (All-In).

River: (t23645) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t23645


SB has 9h 8h (straight flush, nine high).
Hero has Ah 3h (flush, ace high).
Outcome: SB wins t23645.

[Caldarooni]

Doubled twice right before break, back in it.

58/202.

[sirio11]

Team,

If it's ok with you, I'll take a one hour break.

Be back by 5 PM EST

[grafyx]

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Team,

If it's ok with you, I'll take a one hour break.

Be back by 5 PM EST

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That is ok by me, but I'm just a foot soldier not the captain.

[timex]

Its fine by me, take as much time as you like.

[NoahSD]

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Team,

If it's ok with you, I'll take a one hour break.

Be back by 5 PM EST

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Statements like this mean that I'm not going to be a force in this tournament.

Excuse me while I go do one of my three late lab reports.

[NoahSD]

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News: Just so everyone knows we might be getting our own forum for this challenge soon, it wont be on the green bar, but it will be something that I will rule and we can clutter as much as we want.
~Justin

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I think this'll be great for us, but it'll also take away a lot of respected posters from this forum for a month.

[Foucault]

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I think this'll be great for us, but it'll also take away a lot of respected posters from this forum for a month.

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Yes, but habitual cluttermonkeys like bestcellar will be distracted as well :-)

[Skjonne]

Team Montage,

Hereby I give you my stats by the end of Day 3

#MTT's: 31
Total buy-ins: $1,164.30
Total winnings: $96.50
ROI: -91.7%
ITM: 9.7%
FT: 0.0%
TLB: 310.99

I'm so sorry

[ActionBob]

I'll be on for a while now. Hopefully can pick up some much needed C points for our team tonight, as well as donking around in some small tourneys too.

-ActionBob

[flyingmoose]

I'm going to join everyone else in being burned out on poker for today. I tried to play but just wasn't feeling it. I guess playing 4525902905245 tournaments in 2 days makes me lose my edge.

I think I'll hit the vaporizer and get a massage...

[TwistedEcho]

Where are all my team /images/graemlins/frown.gif

bugstud/marwan/noxious if you are real people, IM me at vdptwistedecho ! We need to plan our battle tactics

[flyingmoose]

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Team Montage,

Hereby I give you my stats by the end of Day 3

#MTT's: 31
Total buy-ins: $1,164.30
Total winnings: $96.50
ROI: -91.7%
ITM: 9.7%
FT: 0.0%
TLB: 310.99

I'm so sorry

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This is pretty sick. I'm sorry man, I hope it turns around.

[Ansky]

I'll be winning the 300 today y'all.

[NHFunkii]

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I'll be winning the 300 today y'all.

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I'm going for back to back.

[Jurollo]

Going into an FT of a 20/180 and a 4/180 at the same time

[sirio11]

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I'll be winning the 300 today y'all.

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Don't think so.

[A_Junglen]

Whoever the [censored] this hubble character is, I'm winning his [censored] freeroll.

[grafyx]

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Whoever the [censored] this hubble character is, I'm winning his [censored] freeroll.

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He makes big telescopes and hosts freerolls.

[A_Junglen]

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Whoever the [censored] this hubble character is, I'm winning his [censored] freeroll.

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He makes big telescopes and hosts freerolls.

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What a stud

[Jurollo]

Won the $4
4th in the $20

Team Canada is off the schneid now for wins.
~Justin

[Jurollo]

23911671 Omaha PotLimit 2006-05-01 00:45 $ 20.00 155 8 101.52
23911710 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 16:45 $ 10.00 967 50 88.43
23911716 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 18:30 $ 5.00 1455 106 63.73
23911718 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 19:05 $ 3.00 1734 250 39.82
23911722 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 20:15 $ 3.00 2230 105 69.67
23911724 Omaha PotLimit 2006-05-01 20:30 $ 10.00 218 32 52.48
23911734 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 21:47 $ 3.00 1629 151 49.66
23911738 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 22:15 $ 10.00 1465 115 71.77
23911749 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 23:30 $ 20.00 652 53 80.90
24134479 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-03 16:02 $ 4.00 180 1 218.47
24132782 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-03 16:07 $ 20.00 180 4 154.72

Total: 991.17

[Mi_T_Sharp]

Do freerolls count? Is Category A $0-$10?

[Jurollo]

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Do freerolls count? Is Category A $0-$10?

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Yes.

[Jurollo]

Hey all. The new forum is up and running. I am moving this there now.
~Justin

[KneeCo]

Awesome, thanks for all the work Justin.

[A_Junglen]

Awesome!!

[Jurollo]

Basically what this all means is that we can go nuts with sweat threads and smack talk here without cluttering MTT.
~Justin

[bonds25]

knocked out deep in the 22$ JJ&lt;55 poker is [censored] stupid

[flyingmoose]

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Basically what this all means is that I am the best moderator in the history of the world, ever.
~Justin

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FYP

[NoahSD]

I'm officially at the point where I expect to lose every hand I'm involved in.

Haven't cashed yet.... 0/15 in 4/180s, and 0/XX in everything else.

[NoahSD]

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0/16 in 4/180s, and 0/XX in everything else.

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FMP

[A_PLUS]

I just can't stop donking off 1/2 of my chip stack right before:
-the bubble
-the final table

I am seriously about to start clicking away as soon as I get over 15xBB, and folding my way until I can play push fold again. Maybe betgo had a point

[Jurollo]

Hahaha. That is why I am getting into the red zone in our fantasy baseball league so I can then make my run.
~Justin

[A_Junglen]

Well last night when I was jacked up on Oxy I won that PLH...tonight's my "night off", but I'm still playing the 3r (stress relief, pushed my way to 40k)...so now I have like 43k and am messed up on vicodin. If I win this, I'm never playing poker without painkillers again.

[bearly]

the official greeting of the new cult of personality............b

[Jurollo]

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the official greeting of the new cult of personality............b

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Trolls are the one thing I dont want here. Dont break the ice.
~Justin

[Matt24]

anybody on my team playing tonight?

[Chrisman886]

Nice new forum ...

FT of a 50/90 ... ID # 24142008

GO TEAM UNNAMED

[Caldarooni]

Pretty sure 50/90s dont count NEWB

[A_Junglen]

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Nice new forum ...

FT of a 50/90 ... ID # 24142008

GO TEAM UNNAMED

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I'm not sure if those count for TLB...

[Chrisman886]

Haha really? oooooooops

[Caldarooni]

I think you can still keep the money you win though.

[Chrisman886]

Thank god.

[A_Junglen]

Huh? You win money in these things?

[sirio11]

All,

Did I mention I hate poker?

[Caldarooni]

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All,

Did I mention I hate poker?

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Seriously. Does everyone have Aces when I run a bluff?

[sirio11]

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All,

Did I mention I hate poker?

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BTW, I hate Fantasy baseball too.

[Chrisman886]

PokerStars Tournament #24142008, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $50.00/$5.00
90 players
Total Prize Pool: $4500.00
Tournament started - 2006/05/03 - 19:50:31 (ET)

Dear Chrisman886,

You finished the tournament in 3rd place.
A $540.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.



Says nothing about TLB ... BOOOOOOO

[ActionBob]

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All,

Did I mention I hate poker?

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BTW, I hate Fantasy baseball too.

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You must have Jason Marquis and Tony Armas too.

8 IP, 14 H, 9 ER,4 BB tonight.

-ActionBob

[CybrPunk]

FT of a 4/180 - Do these things really count?

Tournament #24146841

I'm also 11th in chips with 81 left in the 25k

[cappla011]

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im also chip leader /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[bosoxx05]

I also hate poker

[Ansky]

AHHH ALL PLZ SEE THE POST IN THE STARS $300 THREAD. AA &lt; KJ ALL IN PREFLOP, NEARING FINAL TABLE.

DFL;KJASD;LKFJASL;KDFJL;ASDFJ
SD;FJKSADFJL;AKSDJFL;KASDJFLAKSD
]SDFKL;AJSDFLKJASD;LKFJDSFJLKEJFFMDX
[PFLSDA
'FL';FLDSLF

PokerStars Tournament #23911871, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $300.00/$20.00
247 players
Total Prize Pool: $74100.00
Tournament started - 2006/05/03 - 19:00:00 (ET)

Dear supernova9,

You finished the tournament in 19th place.
A $518.70 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 125.38 tournament leader points in this tournament.
For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
http://www.pokerstars.com/tlb_tournament_rankings.html


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.

[cappla011]

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im also chip leader /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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busted CybrPunk in 5th, and took it down! Add another win to team mattster!

[Matt24]

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FT of a 4/180 - Do these things really count?



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im also chip leader /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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busted CybrPunk in 5th, and took it down! Add another win to team mattster!

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nice work, i got a big stack in a $4, I think I'm going to go ahead and win that.

[Matt24]

woops

PokerStars Game #4826888549: Tournament #24155600, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/05/03 - 23:49:20 (ET)
Table '24155600 19' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: trainer63 (6345 in chips)
Seat 2: sweetheart (3125 in chips)
Seat 3: nhm1 (4850 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: ScottyDav. (14760 in chips)
Seat 6: BetaXi (2845 in chips)
Seat 7: mattster24 (4500 in chips)
Seat 8: BGBalls515 (5250 in chips)
Seat 9: 66Skippy66 (6895 in chips)
sweetheart: posts small blind 75
nhm1: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mattster24 [Kc Ks]
trainer63 said, "ty"
ScottyDav.: folds
BetaXi: folds
mattster24: raises 250 to 400
BGBalls515: folds
66Skippy66: calls 400
trainer63: folds
sweetheart: folds
nhm1: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h Kh Kd]
mattster24: checks
66Skippy66: bets 1150
mattster24: calls 1150
*** TURN *** [5h Kh Kd] [2c]
mattster24: checks
66Skippy66: bets 3150
mattster24: calls 2950 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [5h Kh Kd 2c] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mattster24: shows [Kc Ks] (four of a kind, Kings)
66Skippy66: shows [5d 5s] (a full house, Fives full of Kings)
66Skippy66 said, "ldamn"
mattster24 collected 9225 from pot

now, 2 nice stacks in these $4s

[dmk]

i
hate
poker

[A_PLUS]

Dont bluff....they dont fold
Dont bluff....they dont fold

[CybrPunk]

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FT of a 4/180 - Do these things really count?



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im also chip leader /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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busted CybrPunk in 5th, and took it down! Add another win to team mattster!

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Oh well, I guess I'll have to win the 25k.

2nd in chips with 26 left and TwistedEcho is still in with a healthy stack as well.

[BadgerPro]

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Dont bluff....they dont fold
Dont bluff....they dont fold

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I keep forgeting this and then they keep reminding me.

Missed the first run of the WPT, but the second is just starting now.

GL? Steve - meh, I guess I should just say congrats you've already won... or have you?

[BadgerPro]

Edit: Never mind!

[A_PLUS]

Not every late position raise is a blind steal
Not every limp will fold to a push
Players dont resteal or squeeze nearly as often as I think
They could have a flush
They dont care if you pretend to

[NHFunkii]

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Not every late position raise is a blind steal
Not every limp will fold to a push
Players dont resteal or squeeze nearly as often as I think
They could have a flush
They dont care if you pretend to

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these are all lies.

11/36 in the stuper, I think I'm gonna WIN

[TwistedEcho]

ABOUT TO FINAL TABLE A $20 FREEZEOUT!!!!

And still alive in the 5r and the deepstack. Mucho TLB points today i hope.

[Exitonly]

i'm showing my team how to play.. leading the way with 0 quality TLB scores. Gonna shift gears now. (into ass-kicking gear, obv)

[TwistedEcho]

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ABOUT TO FINAL TABLE A $20 FREEZEOUT!!!!

And still alive in the 5r and the deepstack. Mucho TLB points today i hope.

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from 2/10 to 10th... [censored] knew i shouldnt have posted so soon. 99 &lt; 77 then some kid pushed over my sb raise, and my button raise so i defended with AJs, he had AK... oops

[A_PLUS]

But.......

JT &gt;&gt; AQ (flop broadway)
KQ &gt;&gt; 33 on 9 J 3 flop (turn T)

So I guess it evens out in the end, 4/22 in a 20/180 now

[A_PLUS]

make that 11/22, ugly B-o-B battle

[grafyx]

[ QUOTE ]
i'm showing my team how to play.. leading the way with 0 quality TLB scores. Gonna shift gears now. (into ass-kicking gear, obv)

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't have any scores today either. See you at the FT of the 10:45pm 50r.

[lawsoncb]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Not every late position raise is a blind steal
Not every limp will fold to a push
Players dont resteal or squeeze nearly as often as I think
They could have a flush
They dont care if you pretend to

[/ QUOTE ]

these are all lies.

11/36 in the stuper, I think I'm gonna WIN

[/ QUOTE ]

I know your going to win. Team Funki.

[Ansky]

Still in a 50, like 20/30 yo.

Also, big stack in the 55k.

lots of TLBs coming I promise.

[Matt24]

bla 2 outed in the 55k for 33k, and 3 outed in the $109 for 8k, still alive with 2k in the $109 though. half avg in the $55 rebuy, anybody playing that?

[Ansky]

I was at your table matt.

I was the guy w/ 88 vs K3s.

[Marwan]

Any quick advice on how to play a limit tourney?

[Matt24]

missed that

[dcviperboy]

[ QUOTE ]
Any quick advice on how to play a limit tourney?

[/ QUOTE ]

raise and play draws

[NHFunkii]

never heard this before:

PokerStars Game #4827608327: Tournament #23911898, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2006/05/04 - 01:02:00 (ET)
Table '23911898 4' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: FunkiMunki (16428 in chips)
Seat 2: 420nutznbolz (10178 in chips)
Seat 3: jdi23 (18571 in chips)
Seat 4: MB-2 (13480 in chips)
Seat 5: TheBudak (8495 in chips)
Seat 6: Dazanack (31885 in chips)
Seat 7: PLAYAMAN (20920 in chips)
Seat 8: slvrmountn (9745 in chips)
Seat 9: boretor (36060 in chips)
FunkiMunki: posts the ante 50
420nutznbolz: posts the ante 50
jdi23: posts the ante 50
MB-2: posts the ante 50
TheBudak: posts the ante 50
Dazanack: posts the ante 50
PLAYAMAN: posts the ante 50
slvrmountn: posts the ante 50
boretor: posts the ante 50
420nutznbolz: posts small blind 300
jdi23: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FunkiMunki [Ad 3d]
MB-2: folds
TheBudak: folds
Dazanack: folds
PLAYAMAN: folds
slvrmountn: folds
boretor: folds
jdi23 said, "i would have"
FunkiMunki: raises 900 to 1500
420nutznbolz: folds
jdi23: calls 900
*** FLOP *** [Ac Td 7d]
slvrmountn said, "I thouht one of you would have for sure"
jdi23: checks
FunkiMunki: bets 2000
jdi23: calls 2000
*** TURN *** [Ac Td 7d] [8d]
jdi23: checks
FunkiMunki: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ac Td 7d 8d] [Qs]
jdi23: bets 1600
FunkiMunki: raises 11278 to 12878 and is all-in
jdi23: calls 11278
FunkiMunki said, "lol"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FunkiMunki: shows [Ad 3d] (a flush, Ace high)
jdi23: shows [Jc 9c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
jdi23 said, "omg"
jdi23 said, "omg"
jdi23 said, "omg"
FunkiMunki collected 33506 from pot
jdi23 said, "omg"
jdi23 said, "omg"
jdi23 said, "omg"
jdi23 said, "omg"
jdi23 said, "omg"
jdi23 said, "omg"
jdi23 said, "omg"
jdi23 said, "omg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 33506 | Rake 0
Board [Ac Td 7d 8d Qs]
Seat 1: FunkiMunki (button) showed [Ad 3d] and won (33506) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: 420nutznbolz (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: jdi23 (big blind) showed [Jc 9c] and lost with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 4: MB-2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TheBudak folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Dazanack folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: PLAYAMAN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: slvrmountn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: boretor folded before Flop (didn't bet)

jdi23: this site is ***ing
jdi23: gay
jdi23: rewards
jdi23: button players
jdi23: ***ing bul sh it
jdi23: u have top pair and nut draw
FunkiMunki: rewards button players
FunkiMunki: that's a new one
Dealer: Game #4827617857: PLAYAMAN wins pot (1950)
jdi23: ***ign bs
jdi23: i quite
jdi23: never reward me

from the 50R

darn stars for rewarding those accursed button players

[A_PLUS]

Done 10th, when I pushed AJ into a limp-called JQ,
Q flop, IGNH

I hate this game, I would have rathered lost 4 hours ago

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
i
hate
studying

[/ QUOTE ]
fixed for me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH [censored] GOD DAMN CUMULATIVE FINALS TAKING ME AWAY FROM MTTS

[Ansky]

Another 19th... this time in the 50.

[censored] [censored] [censored] dfjaslfjklsdjf

Still healthy in the 10r.

[NHFunkii]

3/15 in stuper
13/29 in 109
5/52 in 50+r

[Marwan]

Alright well I'm on the board with a small itm for 50TLB points, it 's a start.

[Chrisman886]

Awesome. Pretty much out of the 10r now.

PokerStars Game #4827916804: Tournament #23911894, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (1000/2000) - 2006/05/04 - 01:40:48 (ET)
Table '23911894 67' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: xcoopx (51595 in chips)
Seat 2: DPP1 (28432 in chips)
Seat 3: ROCKZILLA (67671 in chips)
Seat 4: JuzBuzzn (37013 in chips)
Seat 5: Chrisman886 (45943 in chips)
Seat 6: swirtz22 (90580 in chips)
Seat 7: chagiie (41888 in chips)
Seat 8: bubblegumd (37250 in chips)
Seat 9: rlpayne44 (62365 in chips)
xcoopx: posts the ante 100
DPP1: posts the ante 100
ROCKZILLA: posts the ante 100
JuzBuzzn: posts the ante 100
Chrisman886: posts the ante 100
swirtz22: posts the ante 100
chagiie: posts the ante 100
bubblegumd: posts the ante 100
rlpayne44: posts the ante 100
swirtz22: posts small blind 1000
chagiie: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chrisman886 [Qc Qd]
bubblegumd: folds
rlpayne44: folds
xcoopx: folds
DPP1: folds
ROCKZILLA: folds
JuzBuzzn: calls 2000
Chrisman886: raises 5000 to 7000
swirtz22: folds
chagiie: folds
JuzBuzzn: calls 5000
*** FLOP *** [Ac As 8s]
JuzBuzzn: bets 29913 and is all-in
Chrisman886: calls 29913
*** TURN *** [Ac As 8s] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Ac As 8s 8d] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JuzBuzzn: shows [8c Kc] (a full house, Eights full of Aces)
Chrisman886: shows [Qc Qd] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Chrisman886 said, "damnit"
JuzBuzzn collected 77726 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 77726 | Rake 0
Board [Ac As 8s 8d 4s]
Seat 1: xcoopx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: DPP1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ROCKZILLA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JuzBuzzn showed [8c Kc] and won (77726) with a full house, Eights full of Aces
Seat 5: Chrisman886 (button) showed [Qc Qd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 6: swirtz22 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: chagiie (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: bubblegumd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: rlpayne44 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Chrisman886]

Out of the 10r now, ugh I need to relax.

However, I've made 1 final table every day so far in May (ALL THREE DAYS!). I have these stats:

N=30
ITM = 20.00%
ROI = 96.72%
FT = 10.00%

TLB = 506.694

My 50/90 3rd didnt count for TLB =(

[CybrPunk]

23911869 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-03 18:30 $ 5.00 1254 5 272.42
24146841 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-03 20:01 $ 4.00 180 5 97.70
24147508 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-03 20:12 $ 4.00 180 23 45.55

Total: 415.67

This month is going to be soooo much fun!

[TwistedEcho]

23911697 Hold'em NL 2006-05-01 14:10 $ 3.00 1193 107 50.48
23911713 Hold'em NL 2006-05-01 17:30 $ 3.00 1256 130 46.99
23911716 Hold'em NL 2006-05-01 18:30 $ 5.00 1455 162 51.55
23911736 Hold'em NL 2006-05-01 22:02 $ 1.00 989 7 130.38
23911738 Hold'em NL 2006-05-01 22:15 $ 10.00 1465 35 130.09
23911868 Hold'em NL 2006-05-03 18:15 $ 20.00 408 15 120.29
23911869 Hold'em NL 2006-05-03 18:30 $ 5.00 1254 7 230.23
23911874 Hold'em NL 2006-05-03 19:45 $ 10.00 1098 111 63.24
23911879 Hold'em NL 2006-05-03 20:30 $ 30.00 609 10 193.59
23911892 Hold'em NL 2006-05-03 22:02 $ 1.00 783 117 28.38
__________________________________________________ ______________________

Total points: 1045.22

[NHFunkii]

well that could have gone a LOT better. oh well, 3rd in the 150 is ok. 1st would have been better. Can't believe that guy called off his entire stack with KQ. Anyone ever heard of ICM?

[Marwan]

FT of 109 Limit.. I've never played limit before and have no idea what im doing.. would have had big chip lead coming in but lost a huge pot on the bubble, hit trips, but got runner runner flushed. 9/9

[Ansky]

CL 19 left in the 55k.

[Caldarooni]

I just busted out of a 20/180 in 20th after being CL with 23 left. I RULE!!!

I'm 9/44 in a $10 limit rebuy so my night can still have more horror.

[Schaefer]

I'm so bad at poker it makes me want to vomit.

[BadgerPro]

[ QUOTE ]
Poker is so bad to me it makes me want to vomit.

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

[Caldarooni]

7/25 in this stupid limit rebuy tournament.

[BadgerPro]

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t100/t200
8 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Stack sizes:
BadgerPro: t3100
UTG+1: t17560
MP1: t2700
MP2: t2625
CO: t2510
Button: t7322
SB: t8879
BB: t1645

Pre-flop: (8 players) BadgerPro is UTG with K/images/graemlins/club.gif A/images/graemlins/club.gif
<font color="#cc0000">BadgerPro raises to t600</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to t1000</font>, 6 folds, <font color="#cc0000">BadgerPro raises all-in t3100</font>, UTG+1 calls t2100 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t4400)</font>.

Flop: 3/images/graemlins/club.gif K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (t6500, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t6500)


Turn: 6/images/graemlins/club.gif (t6500, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t6500)


River: 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif (t6500, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t6500)


Results:
Final pot: t6500
<font color="#ffffff">BadgerPro showed Kc Ac</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 showed 4s Ks</font>

I love this game.

[BadgerPro]

I just took 180th in a 4/180... YEAH!

[Caldarooni]

Badger. Honestly, I feel you play 24 hours a day.

[BadgerPro]

[ QUOTE ]
Badger. Honestly, I feel you play 24 hours a day.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not gonna lie, haven't gotten much sleep lately. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Caldarooni]

[ QUOTE ]
7/25 in this stupid limit rebuy tournament.

[/ QUOTE ]

ITM.

[Caldarooni]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
7/25 in this stupid limit rebuy tournament.

[/ QUOTE ]

ITM.

[/ QUOTE ]

FT.

[BadgerPro]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
7 in this stupid limit rebuy tournament.

[/ QUOTE ]

ITM.

[/ QUOTE ]

FT.

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

[Caldarooni]

Tournament | Game | Date/Time | Buy-In | Entrants | Place | Points
___________|______________________|_______________ ___|____________|__________|_________|_________

24026264 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 15:11 $ 4.00 180 1 218.47
24046503 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 21:39 $ 20.00 180 1 309.44
24090053 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 18:40 $ 20.00 180 14 82.70
23911837 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-03 01:00 $ 100.00 261 25 96.97
23911851 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-03 14:10 $ 3.00 1174 93 53.72
24164037 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-04 01:23 $ 20.00 180 20 69.19
23911910 Hold'em Limit 2006-05-04 01:30 $ 10.00 171 7 99.38
__________________________________________________ _______________________________________________

Total points: 929.87

I suck.

[BadgerPro]

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
9 players
Converter (http://www.neildewhurst.com/hand-converter)

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1500
BadgerPro: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP2: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Button: t1500
SB: t1500
BB: t1500

Pre-flop: (9 players) BadgerPro is UTG+1 with A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif J/images/graemlins/club.gif
UTG calls t20 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t30)</font>, BadgerPro calls t20 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t50)</font>, MP1 calls t20 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t70)</font>, MP2 calls t20 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t90)</font>, MP3 folds, CO calls t20 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t110)</font>, Button calls t20 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t130)</font>, SB calls t10 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t150)</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in t1500</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">BadgerPro calls all-in t1480</font>, 5 folds.

Flop: 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (t3120, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3120)


Turn: J/images/graemlins/spade.gif (t3120, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3120)


River: 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif (t3120, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3120)


Results:
Final pot: t3120
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed Ah Th</font>
<font color="#ffffff">BadgerPro showed Ad Jc</font>

BadgerPro said, "what a read"
BadgerPro said, "i'm soooooo good"


I then pushed JJ two hands later and ran into AA, but I'm still in because of my 'great read'.

[Ansky]

I'm so bad at final tables.

4th in the 55k. Like 300 points.

uthgdkjflasjdfakjgflsd;fkljdlkf

oh and 4,000, but who the [censored] cares.

[BadgerPro]

1/32 in a $3 NL

[bosoxx05]

24023024 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 13:48 $ 4.00 180 9 72.82
23911718 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 19:05 $ 3.00 1734 8 222.59
24071867 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 11:08 $ 4.00 180 17 52.99
24096278 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 20:07 $ 4.00 180 9 72.82
23911869 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-03 18:30 $ 5.00 1254 106 59.16
23911874 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-03 19:45 $ 10.00 1098 136 57.13
24146841 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-03 20:01 $ 4.00 180 22 46.58

Total- 584.09
I suck

[BadgerPro]

[ QUOTE ]
1/32 in a $3 NL

[/ QUOTE ]

Was 1/13 then KK &lt; AK and I'm out in 11th

[BadgerPro]

24004004 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 00:36 $ 4.00 180 18 51.49
23911672 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 01:00 $ 30.00 462 56 71.25
24005852 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 02:11 $ 20.00 180 11 93.30
24011575 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 05:53 $ 4.00 180 1 218.47
24046503 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 21:39 $ 20.00 180 13 85.82
23911741 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 22:40 $ 10.00 991 124 56.84
24057729 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 01:17 $ 20.00 180 15 79.90
23911757 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 03:15 $ 10.00 558 20 106.21
24084128 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 16:51 $ 20.00 180 21 67.53
24085816 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 16:57 $ 4.00 180 20 48.85
23911797 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 18:30 $ 5.00 1535 141 56.76
24100608 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 21:29 $ 20.00 180 15 79.90
24161216 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-04 00:05 $ 4.00 180 12 63.07
24162230 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-04 00:21 $ 4.00 180 3 126.13
24162657 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-04 00:49 $ 20.00 180 11 93.30
24165525 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-04 02:05 $ 20.00 180 24 63.16
23911917 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-04 04:30 $ 3.00 445 11 96.16
23911920 Hold'em PotLimit 2006-05-04 06:00 $ 50.00 54 4 99.25

Not one tourney worth keeping... Total: 1557.39

[Skjonne]

[ QUOTE ]
24004004 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 00:36 $ 4.00 180 18 51.49
23911672 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 01:00 $ 30.00 462 56 71.25
24005852 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 02:11 $ 20.00 180 11 93.30
24011575 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 05:53 $ 4.00 180 1 218.47
24046503 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 21:39 $ 20.00 180 13 85.82
23911741 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-01 22:40 $ 10.00 991 124 56.84
24057729 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 01:17 $ 20.00 180 15 79.90
23911757 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 03:15 $ 10.00 558 20 106.21
24084128 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 16:51 $ 20.00 180 21 67.53
24085816 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 16:57 $ 4.00 180 20 48.85
23911797 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 18:30 $ 5.00 1535 141 56.76
24100608 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-02 21:29 $ 20.00 180 15 79.90
24161216 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-04 00:05 $ 4.00 180 12 63.07
24162230 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-04 00:21 $ 4.00 180 3 126.13
24162657 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-04 00:49 $ 20.00 180 11 93.30
24165525 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-04 02:05 $ 20.00 180 24 63.16
23911917 Hold'em NoLimit 2006-05-04 04:30 $ 3.00 445 11 96.16
23911920 Hold'em PotLimit 2006-05-04 06:00 $ 50.00 54 4 99.25

Not one tourney worth keeping... Total: 1557.39

[/ QUOTE ]

Still impressive. What's your ROI this month?

[ActionBob]

Badger is definitely our horse this month so far. I'll be in AC for a few days but I'll still try and play a few tourneys while I'm there.

-ActionBob

[dmk]

Bob,

Will you be playing in the borg events this weekend? If so I'll try to spot you and say hi. I'll be down there for the $750 saturday morning and the $1k on sunday

[ActionBob]

Yes I'm heading down in about an hour to play golf, then playing Friday and Saturday's events. I'm not sure about Sunday yet. I've grown disenchanted with satellites lately plus I hate when I've gotta figure out whether or not its correct for me to call all-in with QQ getting 2-1 at some point in tournament. Its like WTF, is this even poker? /images/graemlins/smile.gif Not to mention Sunday is a good day to try and pick up some big TLB points.

But definitely look for me, If I'm not in a tourney then I'll likely be in the 40-80 or the 80-160 game.

-ActionBob